TftW: Carrere Uprising.
TftW: Carrere Uprising.
Tia Carrere TG/MC
NOTE:
This is based on a dream I had about my character becoming Tia Carrere and it involves MC and discusses the subject of RPing in general and my personal struggles with finding a good RP partner of some kind or a good place to RP. This also includes a homage to Jurassic Park in one scene near the end.
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Nathan Forester aka Monstermaster13 was known as Monstermaster13 for a reason, he created monster characters to use in his RPs but he never got the chance to use them due to how questionable some of the other players were, whether it be ones who wanted to be overly sexual and or ones that were dumb enough to use 'god-modding' and 'dictatorship' as means to call him out for no reason, he never truly got to show just how great his RPing skills truly were and that saddened him.
He also had the problem of dealing with characters that were just one-shot supporting characters or ones that just showed up, did something bizarre for some reason or another and then just sauntered off and that upset him as well. There was one forum he went to but the problem was he wasn't used to using the format of RPing that forum used, the "hero character walked into the bar and asked for a drink" type format didn't work as it felt more like he was typing up a story than being involved in in it.
Plus...that forum was hardly busy to begin with, with the exception of the monster creation section and even then...he had a hard-time finding other people to RP with his monsters, especially seeing as he could never adjust to the RP style in general. He felt it just wasn't his style and so he was rarely on there to begin with. Also he felt that his contributions didn't do much, granted people did like them it was just well...he couldn't find anything to do with them.
He thought that there was no one in the world out there who could do an RP style like his and that he was alone with absolutely nothing to do. So he did whatever any down on his luck person would do, go on Youtube...well, mainly he wanted to watch the earlier seasons Celebrity Apprentice. He knew that there were differences between the US and UK variations of Apprentice were - the UK version had little to do with the former and came AFTER it and despite having the same name it was an entirely different thing all-together, while the former came first.
The main reason he watched it apart from making jokes about Trump, was the celebrities that were on each team. Season 12 had one of his favorite actresses on it - Tia Carrere, he loved that woman ever since first discovering her in Wayne's World 1 and 2 and as the villainous Akivasha in Kull The Conqueror. He was heartbroken when she got fired and he wished that it didn't happen to her.
"Dammn...Tia, you're still fine as all hell. You're definitely one of the best team members in the history of this show. I wish Trumpty hadn't fired you, because you're talented...you've got it all. All the things I would have done if I was you. Oh..all the things I would have done."
"I see you're a fan of The Apprentice..."
"Uhhh...yeah..."
"Are you a Trump supporter?"
"Me? A Trump Supporter? As if. Trumpty is pathetic. I mean he's such an asshole, I just like making fun of him. I do NOT support Trump at all. And i'm proud to say that I never will, I never will."
"Say...do you want to do an RP?"
"That depends...what kind?"
"Well...how about an Apprentice one?"
"I like that..."
"Do you have a favorite contestant?"
"From Celebrity Apprentice...Tia Carrere.. yeah, her..."
"Would you like to be her?"
"I certainly would..."
"That can be arranged.."
"How?"
"It's a surprise and if I told you it would ruin the surprise..."
Just as Nathan was about to ask them what they meant by that, he began to feel quite dizzy as the world around him started spinning, it was as if he was having a severe case of vertigo and didn't know what to do about it. The environment around him was altering as well, until it appeared that he was in the show itself, he couldn't believe his eyes when he saw where he was.
He saw that next to him was Aubrey O'Day along with George Takei, Penn Jillette, Lou Ferrigno, Clay Aiken and several other celebrities he recognized - even ones from previous seasons like Meat Loaf and Gary Busey and even ones like Trace Atkins, Dee Schneider of Twisted Sister fame, Latoya Jackson, and comedy legend Gilbert Gottfried. He looked around for a few seconds just to take in all his new surroundings. Just as he was about to ask what was going on, a series of calming sensations started jolting through him, causing a series of alterations to happen to him. These alterations began with his skin smoothening and softening as it took on an exotic almost Asian-like skintone, his arms lengthening as his hands shrank - his fingernails growing longer, lengthening in the process.
His chest and torso slimmed as a pair of round formations developed on the form, swelling outwards and becoming what were commonly known as breasts as his hips expanded, in addition to this his legs lengthened and his feet altered in size to go with his hands, his privates retracted and were replaced with the more womanish variant as he elevated in height to 5'8 while his back curved and gained an arch.
His shoulders folded inward and altered to support his body as his neckline altered, becoming elegant and more lithe as his hair slowly turned from its brown color to black as it slowly cascaded down to his shoulders, his eyebrows thinned as his eyes darkened and widened, eyelashes blossoming forth around the latter as his nose shrank a bit, his features softening and feminizing as his lips became smooth and luscious. His cheekbones rose as his features slowly morphed and reshaped themselves until he resembled that exotic actress known as Tia Carrere.
He couldn't help but sigh a few times in a dreamy manner, as his voice elevated in tone and pitch to become soft, feminine and sultry but also exotic sounding and also with quite a bit of sassiness to it, becoming that of the actress he resembled...which was to say he had Tia's voice to go with his appearance.
His memories and thoughts altered themselves, and he or rather she slowly began to remember that she was Tia Carrere, the actress known for many things including winning over hearts as Cassandra in Wayne's World 1 and 2, playing the villainous Juno Skinner in True Lies, playing the seductive demoness Akivasha in Kull The Conqueror, playing the Lara Croft-esque protagonist of the show Relic Hunter and of voicing Nani in Lilo and Stitch (along with in the sequels and animated series spin-off) as well as voicing the alluring martian queen in the Duck Dodgers cartoon. Most important she remembered why she was here, she was here because she was on Celebrity Apprentice and all of these celebrities she was with were part of the show too.
Her clothing morphed itself into a very posh-looking suit of some kind as she stood up, she was greeted by Ivanka, Donald Jr and Eric. Ivanka gave her a hug and shook her hand before sitting down. She was nervous at first and a little bit frightened but she knew she was probably going to prove herself worthy of being an 'Apprentice'.
"Hi there....Ivanka...it's good to see you."
"Good to see you too, Tia. How was the journey here?"
"A little bit disorientating to be honest, but otherwise fine."
"Glad to hear it...now are you nervous about this?"
"A little, yes...but I just know things are going to turn out to be great."
"I hope so..."
She shuddered a little bit in nervousness as she heard the sound of booming footsteps from nearby, she panicked as she saw a glass of water shaking on the table. She thought there was a giant monster of some kind, but she came to her senses and watched as the glass of water shook.
"Don't worry Tia....nothing to be afraid of.."
"What about that sound, Ivanka?"
"That's just dad..."
"Your father? You mean? Oh no...HIM?"
"Yep..."
The booming footsteps grew closer and closer, Tia panicked a little before calming down and regaining her composure, she wasn't afraid - she was a little bit, but not absolutely terrified. The footsteps drew to a close as that familiar song 'For The Love Of Money' played, she knew who it was who was entering, it was him...yes, Ivanka, Donald Jr AND Eric's father, Donald.
"Ah crap...now i'm terrified.."
"Why? It's just my father Donald..."
"Ivanka...aren't you even in the least bit scared of your father?"
"Nah! We're used to him.."
"Even Melania?"
"Especially mom..."
"Oh well...let the show begin I guess.."
And so with that the show started, that show of course being Celebrity Apprentice. She had no reason to be afraid but given this was Donald's show, she was going to have to be on her best behavior and be on guard, knowing what she had heard about him...she worried that it might possibly be true. Which didn't seem likely, but she just knew there were some things about him that even he was ashamed of, but she knew that no matter what she was bound to have a good time anyway.
As for what happened later, well anyone who has seen the show can tell how things go and how things work on it - but I can tell you that Tia enjoyed being who she was and getting to hang around with all of the other celebrities on the show. Of course she kept her distance around Donald, she didn't want to get on his bad side.
Remember my friends, even if you're out of luck regarding RP sessions - you can always find someway to have one with you, or you can let that 'someway' find you instead, inspiration is never out of range and you're bound to find it no matter what. You might even get to live it as well. You're sure to find the cure for your roleplay blues in no time at all.
Tia Carrere TG/MC
NOTE:
This is based on a dream I had about my character becoming Tia Carrere and it involves MC and discusses the subject of RPing in general and my personal struggles with finding a good RP partner of some kind or a good place to RP. This also includes a homage to Jurassic Park in one scene near the end.
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Nathan Forester aka Monstermaster13 was known as Monstermaster13 for a reason, he created monster characters to use in his RPs but he never got the chance to use them due to how questionable some of the other players were, whether it be ones who wanted to be overly sexual and or ones that were dumb enough to use 'god-modding' and 'dictatorship' as means to call him out for no reason, he never truly got to show just how great his RPing skills truly were and that saddened him.
He also had the problem of dealing with characters that were just one-shot supporting characters or ones that just showed up, did something bizarre for some reason or another and then just sauntered off and that upset him as well. There was one forum he went to but the problem was he wasn't used to using the format of RPing that forum used, the "hero character walked into the bar and asked for a drink" type format didn't work as it felt more like he was typing up a story than being involved in in it.
Plus...that forum was hardly busy to begin with, with the exception of the monster creation section and even then...he had a hard-time finding other people to RP with his monsters, especially seeing as he could never adjust to the RP style in general. He felt it just wasn't his style and so he was rarely on there to begin with. Also he felt that his contributions didn't do much, granted people did like them it was just well...he couldn't find anything to do with them.
He thought that there was no one in the world out there who could do an RP style like his and that he was alone with absolutely nothing to do. So he did whatever any down on his luck person would do, go on Youtube...well, mainly he wanted to watch the earlier seasons Celebrity Apprentice. He knew that there were differences between the US and UK variations of Apprentice were - the UK version had little to do with the former and came AFTER it and despite having the same name it was an entirely different thing all-together, while the former came first.
The main reason he watched it apart from making jokes about Trump, was the celebrities that were on each team. Season 12 had one of his favorite actresses on it - Tia Carrere, he loved that woman ever since first discovering her in Wayne's World 1 and 2 and as the villainous Akivasha in Kull The Conqueror. He was heartbroken when she got fired and he wished that it didn't happen to her.
"Dammn...Tia, you're still fine as all hell. You're definitely one of the best team members in the history of this show. I wish Trumpty hadn't fired you, because you're talented...you've got it all. All the things I would have done if I was you. Oh..all the things I would have done."
"I see you're a fan of The Apprentice..."
"Uhhh...yeah..."
"Are you a Trump supporter?"
"Me? A Trump Supporter? As if. Trumpty is pathetic. I mean he's such an asshole, I just like making fun of him. I do NOT support Trump at all. And i'm proud to say that I never will, I never will."
"Say...do you want to do an RP?"
"That depends...what kind?"
"Well...how about an Apprentice one?"
"I like that..."
"Do you have a favorite contestant?"
"From Celebrity Apprentice...Tia Carrere.. yeah, her..."
"Would you like to be her?"
"I certainly would..."
"That can be arranged.."
"How?"
"It's a surprise and if I told you it would ruin the surprise..."
Just as Nathan was about to ask them what they meant by that, he began to feel quite dizzy as the world around him started spinning, it was as if he was having a severe case of vertigo and didn't know what to do about it. The environment around him was altering as well, until it appeared that he was in the show itself, he couldn't believe his eyes when he saw where he was.
He saw that next to him was Aubrey O'Day along with George Takei, Penn Jillette, Lou Ferrigno, Clay Aiken and several other celebrities he recognized - even ones from previous seasons like Meat Loaf and Gary Busey and even ones like Trace Atkins, Dee Schneider of Twisted Sister fame, Latoya Jackson, and comedy legend Gilbert Gottfried. He looked around for a few seconds just to take in all his new surroundings. Just as he was about to ask what was going on, a series of calming sensations started jolting through him, causing a series of alterations to happen to him. These alterations began with his skin smoothening and softening as it took on an exotic almost Asian-like skintone, his arms lengthening as his hands shrank - his fingernails growing longer, lengthening in the process.
His chest and torso slimmed as a pair of round formations developed on the form, swelling outwards and becoming what were commonly known as breasts as his hips expanded, in addition to this his legs lengthened and his feet altered in size to go with his hands, his privates retracted and were replaced with the more womanish variant as he elevated in height to 5'8 while his back curved and gained an arch.
His shoulders folded inward and altered to support his body as his neckline altered, becoming elegant and more lithe as his hair slowly turned from its brown color to black as it slowly cascaded down to his shoulders, his eyebrows thinned as his eyes darkened and widened, eyelashes blossoming forth around the latter as his nose shrank a bit, his features softening and feminizing as his lips became smooth and luscious. His cheekbones rose as his features slowly morphed and reshaped themselves until he resembled that exotic actress known as Tia Carrere.
He couldn't help but sigh a few times in a dreamy manner, as his voice elevated in tone and pitch to become soft, feminine and sultry but also exotic sounding and also with quite a bit of sassiness to it, becoming that of the actress he resembled...which was to say he had Tia's voice to go with his appearance.
His memories and thoughts altered themselves, and he or rather she slowly began to remember that she was Tia Carrere, the actress known for many things including winning over hearts as Cassandra in Wayne's World 1 and 2, playing the villainous Juno Skinner in True Lies, playing the seductive demoness Akivasha in Kull The Conqueror, playing the Lara Croft-esque protagonist of the show Relic Hunter and of voicing Nani in Lilo and Stitch (along with in the sequels and animated series spin-off) as well as voicing the alluring martian queen in the Duck Dodgers cartoon. Most important she remembered why she was here, she was here because she was on Celebrity Apprentice and all of these celebrities she was with were part of the show too.
Her clothing morphed itself into a very posh-looking suit of some kind as she stood up, she was greeted by Ivanka, Donald Jr and Eric. Ivanka gave her a hug and shook her hand before sitting down. She was nervous at first and a little bit frightened but she knew she was probably going to prove herself worthy of being an 'Apprentice'.
"Hi there....Ivanka...it's good to see you."
"Good to see you too, Tia. How was the journey here?"
"A little bit disorientating to be honest, but otherwise fine."
"Glad to hear it...now are you nervous about this?"
"A little, yes...but I just know things are going to turn out to be great."
"I hope so..."
She shuddered a little bit in nervousness as she heard the sound of booming footsteps from nearby, she panicked as she saw a glass of water shaking on the table. She thought there was a giant monster of some kind, but she came to her senses and watched as the glass of water shook.
"Don't worry Tia....nothing to be afraid of.."
"What about that sound, Ivanka?"
"That's just dad..."
"Your father? You mean? Oh no...HIM?"
"Yep..."
The booming footsteps grew closer and closer, Tia panicked a little before calming down and regaining her composure, she wasn't afraid - she was a little bit, but not absolutely terrified. The footsteps drew to a close as that familiar song 'For The Love Of Money' played, she knew who it was who was entering, it was him...yes, Ivanka, Donald Jr AND Eric's father, Donald.
"Ah crap...now i'm terrified.."
"Why? It's just my father Donald..."
"Ivanka...aren't you even in the least bit scared of your father?"
"Nah! We're used to him.."
"Even Melania?"
"Especially mom..."
"Oh well...let the show begin I guess.."
And so with that the show started, that show of course being Celebrity Apprentice. She had no reason to be afraid but given this was Donald's show, she was going to have to be on her best behavior and be on guard, knowing what she had heard about him...she worried that it might possibly be true. Which didn't seem likely, but she just knew there were some things about him that even he was ashamed of, but she knew that no matter what she was bound to have a good time anyway.
As for what happened later, well anyone who has seen the show can tell how things go and how things work on it - but I can tell you that Tia enjoyed being who she was and getting to hang around with all of the other celebrities on the show. Of course she kept her distance around Donald, she didn't want to get on his bad side.
Remember my friends, even if you're out of luck regarding RP sessions - you can always find someway to have one with you, or you can let that 'someway' find you instead, inspiration is never out of range and you're bound to find it no matter what. You might even get to live it as well. You're sure to find the cure for your roleplay blues in no time at all.
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