TftW: Miller Time.
TftW: Miller Time.
Dennis Miller TF/MC
NOTE:
This story uses elements from World Of Warcraft and also features a tf of my character into comedian Dennis Miller, yes THAT Dennis Miller. It's also a TF i've been meaning to do for a long time now and I felt now would be a good time to do it. Also regarding the title, I couldn't resist.
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It was the usual night of web-surfing and monster studying for Nathan Forester, he was working hard on his latest project when he heard an argument from of the roommates in the apartment he was sharing with them. The both of them were arguing over the 'heat' of Nathan's computress, now there was no doubt that the computress was attractive, but to him the fact that people were concerned about her from a safety perspective was ridiculous, ridiculous enough to make him smirk.
"That computress is extremely hot.."
"Yeah...she might set the lab on fire."
"Oh please, just stop. Really? This again? This stupid PSA bullspit about how you think I could accidentally burn something again. Look I know this is one hot tamale of a computress but do NOT treat her like she's some kind of fire hazard."
"Well she IS."
"No she isn't...she can't help it if she does that. It's in her nature."
"She is getting too hot...she needs battery.."
"Oh she's got plenty of THAT already. After all, she has all of the original's best qualities. She's ageless, beautiful, can change the appearance and she knows everything in the world...I don't see why she needs to be on battery mode when clearly she's running on it already."
"I mean from a safety perspective.."
"Let me guess, you're worried about my computress burning everything due to how insanely 'hot' she is, right? Or you're worried she might pull a Michael Bay and cause things to explode."
"Both....you need a new one of her.."
"A NEW one? A new one? Why does everything have to be new? Can't you appreciate what you have got? You do know that this computress is basically a new but identical copy of the old one who passed on, right? True she's been in my lab for several years and it was only at the middle of last year that I brought this one here but still...a new one? Really? No thanks."
"But..."
"But nothing, you're treating this whole thing like it's the election. Like do I have to choose a side here? I'd hate to go off on a rant but it's true. We don't need a new computress, the one here is fine as she is."
"We're just concerned..."
"Thanks for your concern...but everything is fine."
He then went back to playing World Of Warcraft on his laptop, using his male human mage character who he modeled on comedian Dennis Miller, he played the game for several hours, taking screenshots as he did so. So far nothing out of the ordinary was happening and everything was going fine, then without warning the symbol that his character had on his outfit disappeared and reappeared on his own shirt, in addition to this his outfit slowly morphed into a suit of some kind.
His skin smoothened a bit as it became quite rugged, in addition to this his chest and torso broadened along with his arms and hands, the broadening spread down to his legs and then upwards to his shoulders and back, giving him an average but quite lean build at 155lbs as his neckline altered and he elevated a bit in height to 5'8.
He felt his hair with his hands and saw it grow a bit longer, turning a darker shade of brown as his eyebrows thickened, his eyes widening a it as his nose broadened a bit in shape - his eyes remaining brownish in color but darkening, as a slightly visible assortment of facial scruff grew around his jawline, giving him a brown beard of some kinds that wasn't too rough and wasn't shaggy or long, but just right. His features morphed and reshaped themselves, his visage shifting to match his character, morphing into that of the comedian known as Dennis Miller.
His voice altered to match his appearance, developing a snarky and sarcastic tone to it and a very distinct accent that came from Pittsburgh, altering a few more times in pitch and tone, until both combined to give him Miller's voice and mannerisms. His personality and mindset shifting to match, becoming the persona of the person he resembled and sounded like, which was to say he was now remembering being Dennis Miller but a version of him that lived in Azeroth and was a mage.
"Hey...what just happened?"
"I just happened. Now if you thought things were hot before...things are about to get a lot spicier, spicier than an Old Spice commercial and a Spice Girls reunion all in one..hotter than the entire cast of Baywatch.."
"Oh boy..."
And with that he used his magic to transform the entire area into a forest so that he could practice his magic and level up, he also chatted with several Worgen, Orcs and Pandaren along the way and practiced his fighting skills. He checked his map to see where the location that his next task was taking place, before heading off to that location in general, in hopes of gaining some new experiences.
As for what happened later, he stayed where he was, going on many quests and collecting items, fighting off enemies and making new allies. He had all the time in the world to do as he pleased without anyone questioning him. Of course he was very clear about what his role was and it was one he enjoyed the most.
Remember, my friends...if someone ever tells you that your computer is overheating, always respond to them by telling them that the computer isn't the only thing that's getting hotter, and by that I mean fight fire with fire...unless it's a real fire, then use water, at any rate...it should get them off your back for a long while.
Dennis Miller TF/MC
NOTE:
This story uses elements from World Of Warcraft and also features a tf of my character into comedian Dennis Miller, yes THAT Dennis Miller. It's also a TF i've been meaning to do for a long time now and I felt now would be a good time to do it. Also regarding the title, I couldn't resist.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It was the usual night of web-surfing and monster studying for Nathan Forester, he was working hard on his latest project when he heard an argument from of the roommates in the apartment he was sharing with them. The both of them were arguing over the 'heat' of Nathan's computress, now there was no doubt that the computress was attractive, but to him the fact that people were concerned about her from a safety perspective was ridiculous, ridiculous enough to make him smirk.
"That computress is extremely hot.."
"Yeah...she might set the lab on fire."
"Oh please, just stop. Really? This again? This stupid PSA bullspit about how you think I could accidentally burn something again. Look I know this is one hot tamale of a computress but do NOT treat her like she's some kind of fire hazard."
"Well she IS."
"No she isn't...she can't help it if she does that. It's in her nature."
"She is getting too hot...she needs battery.."
"Oh she's got plenty of THAT already. After all, she has all of the original's best qualities. She's ageless, beautiful, can change the appearance and she knows everything in the world...I don't see why she needs to be on battery mode when clearly she's running on it already."
"I mean from a safety perspective.."
"Let me guess, you're worried about my computress burning everything due to how insanely 'hot' she is, right? Or you're worried she might pull a Michael Bay and cause things to explode."
"Both....you need a new one of her.."
"A NEW one? A new one? Why does everything have to be new? Can't you appreciate what you have got? You do know that this computress is basically a new but identical copy of the old one who passed on, right? True she's been in my lab for several years and it was only at the middle of last year that I brought this one here but still...a new one? Really? No thanks."
"But..."
"But nothing, you're treating this whole thing like it's the election. Like do I have to choose a side here? I'd hate to go off on a rant but it's true. We don't need a new computress, the one here is fine as she is."
"We're just concerned..."
"Thanks for your concern...but everything is fine."
He then went back to playing World Of Warcraft on his laptop, using his male human mage character who he modeled on comedian Dennis Miller, he played the game for several hours, taking screenshots as he did so. So far nothing out of the ordinary was happening and everything was going fine, then without warning the symbol that his character had on his outfit disappeared and reappeared on his own shirt, in addition to this his outfit slowly morphed into a suit of some kind.
His skin smoothened a bit as it became quite rugged, in addition to this his chest and torso broadened along with his arms and hands, the broadening spread down to his legs and then upwards to his shoulders and back, giving him an average but quite lean build at 155lbs as his neckline altered and he elevated a bit in height to 5'8.
He felt his hair with his hands and saw it grow a bit longer, turning a darker shade of brown as his eyebrows thickened, his eyes widening a it as his nose broadened a bit in shape - his eyes remaining brownish in color but darkening, as a slightly visible assortment of facial scruff grew around his jawline, giving him a brown beard of some kinds that wasn't too rough and wasn't shaggy or long, but just right. His features morphed and reshaped themselves, his visage shifting to match his character, morphing into that of the comedian known as Dennis Miller.
His voice altered to match his appearance, developing a snarky and sarcastic tone to it and a very distinct accent that came from Pittsburgh, altering a few more times in pitch and tone, until both combined to give him Miller's voice and mannerisms. His personality and mindset shifting to match, becoming the persona of the person he resembled and sounded like, which was to say he was now remembering being Dennis Miller but a version of him that lived in Azeroth and was a mage.
"Hey...what just happened?"
"I just happened. Now if you thought things were hot before...things are about to get a lot spicier, spicier than an Old Spice commercial and a Spice Girls reunion all in one..hotter than the entire cast of Baywatch.."
"Oh boy..."
And with that he used his magic to transform the entire area into a forest so that he could practice his magic and level up, he also chatted with several Worgen, Orcs and Pandaren along the way and practiced his fighting skills. He checked his map to see where the location that his next task was taking place, before heading off to that location in general, in hopes of gaining some new experiences.
As for what happened later, he stayed where he was, going on many quests and collecting items, fighting off enemies and making new allies. He had all the time in the world to do as he pleased without anyone questioning him. Of course he was very clear about what his role was and it was one he enjoyed the most.
Remember, my friends...if someone ever tells you that your computer is overheating, always respond to them by telling them that the computer isn't the only thing that's getting hotter, and by that I mean fight fire with fire...unless it's a real fire, then use water, at any rate...it should get them off your back for a long while.
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