TftW: The Trump Card.

TftW: The Trump Card.

NOTE:
This is a satirical tf story of my character into Apprentice era Donald Trump using the Trump doll as inspiration and as the main cause of it,   this also serves as the official end to the MelXLithius storyarc as Mel is officially single.  Any and all stupid questions such as 'Why would you make this' followed by any and all emo type comments and lame attempts at edginess will be ignored,  also lighten up...it's just satire.

Includes nods to Goosebumps,  The Nutty Professor remake, the Child's Play franchise,  the Twilight Zone and Trilogy Of Terror respectively as well as a nod to the Harambe memes and Bee Movie as well.   Contains satire and for those who complain,  please remember this is just a story,  this is just a story,  it's just a story.

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He never thought that  this would happen but it did,   the legendary super-couple of Mel and Lithius was no more,   both of them had decided to split up and stick to their own thing.   After weeks and months of arguments and disagreements,  the two of them broke up and never spoke to eachother again which was good news for Mel because she was finally free of him,  he may have been a superhero but to her he was kind of a douchebag.

True,   he was an icon and a superhero but he had one hell of an ego,  always wanting everything to be about himself and wanting to take all the glory when it was really Mel who did all the hardwork.   Mel knew this all too well,  she knew that she shouldn't have let him be her co-star because of this,  for he had an ego that would make Orson Welles blush and that wasn't healthy at all.

She had returned from her trip to the horror convention with Soo,  and made her way over to her apartment when she got there,   Nathan was waiting for her and working hard on his computer.    Nathan had been given a new assignment regarding sorting of various artifacts and items,  he was very elated to know that the two of them had broken up.

"Guess who is longer the girlfriend of a jerkass Super-Dog?  This gal!"

"Oh Mel i'm so proud of you...I knew you'd get rid of him.   You know he was starting to get on my nerves with his complaints and his huge ego.   I mean he wanted you to share everything with you.  I mean he complained about everything including celebrity cameos,  pop culture gags and he tried to force you to be someone you weren't."

"I know...i'm normal the way I am,  I don't need a relationship and I don't need to have a boyfriend or have a regular relationship.   To be honest I feel that he underwent Flanderization and turned into a complete jerk.    I know he tried to care for me but he was too annoying and too whiny,  made me feel I was a babysitter more than a girlfriend."

"Ugh...and could he be any more of a jerk?  Yes,  he could.  Trust me,  he ruined some of our best adventures.   True,  he saved me and you from Russell back when Rusell was evil and not your friend and he has helped you a few times but that still doesn't make him redeemable at all."

"Especially now where he reminds me of Donald Trump than of the superhero I used to know."

"True...I also saw Trump when I looked at him as well.  How the city of Kentvile chose HIM of all people to be their hero and icon i'll never know.   They may see a hero but all I see is Donald Trump as a dog,  with superpowers,  blue hair and access to fancy smancy technology and with mystical powers.   Speaking of which...if he has mystical powers what does all he need that scientific crap for anyway?   I mean he's NOT The Doctor or Sherlock or anything."

"Yeah and I still can't believe he wanted to do a screenplay with him turning evil and trying to kill me and Soo.  And it was because of him that I never got to complete the Election storyline and do anything further with my Apprentice episode."

"I'm glad him and his Superted friend are gone...we don't really need them,  or the Ursine Corp for that matter.   They just interfered and made a big mess out of everything,  they weren't particularly helpful at all.   You know I think the latter was kind of racist because they said the Corp is for teddy bears and not actual anthro bears at all.   I mean....the Superted wannabe gets to join but Soo doesn't?   What does a living plushie have that a magical Pandaren priestess doesn't?"

"He was also insensitive about Dawn Bellwether,  he called her 'scummy'.   So like a dog to talk down to a sheep.   Besides I think breaking up with him was a wise decision.   Dogs and koalas ARE enemies after all.   I guess opposites don't always attract."

"Good for you,  Mel.   Anyway,  we've been assigned with a new task as part of our research team project.    We've been given the job of taking care of and sorting various artifacts and various collectables of different kinds."

"I wonder what our team is getting..."

Nathan looked at the box his team had been sent,  it contained various artifacts,  games and toys that had been discovered at the local monster mall,  including thrift stores.   The items sent for Mel were a windup koala plushie that sang Waltzing Matilda,  a collection of horror comics,  a beanie baby koala with her name,  a remote control rat,  and a guitar of some kind.    Mel hugged the beanie baby and cuddled it.

"Aaaaw...you got some pretty cute items."

"Thanks..."

"Have you got anything?"

"I'll check..."

He looked to see if he had been given anything as well,  his pack was a rather mixed bag to say the least,  there was a collection of Fangoria magazine issues,   a Killer Tomato plushie that squeaked,  several Fright Flicks cards,  a Monster Manual,  a Stephen King based trading card game,  several Simpsons comics,  an electronic baby Mogwai and what appeared to be the oddest item of them all...a Donald Trump talking figure made to commemorate the tv show The Apprentice.

"What did you get?"

"Most of these items are well picked but a Trump doll,  really?  Really?  You know,  I know I specifically wanted an evil doll but I said I wanted either Talky Tina,  the Zuni doll,  Chucky or Tiffany...I mean at least last time I got Slappy."

"Aaaaw man...that stinks.."

"Tell me about it...ugh...out of all the dolls I get the stupid Trump doll?  I said I wanted an evil doll NOT a doll based on someone who actually IS evil.    Now what I am going to do with this?  Apart from try to 'make my collection Great Again'."

"That really sucks that out of all the dolls that you got my arch enemy."

"Yeah...I could have gotten Talky Tina or even Slappy again but noooooo...I ended up with the big orange idiot who thinks he's the President.    Out of all the dolls I could have gotten an actual evil doll but noooooo...I got stupid Trump."

"Who are you calling stupid?"

"Huh?  Who said that?"

"I did..."

He turned around and was shocked to see that the Trump doll was talking back,  talking back to him without needing to be turned on in anyway,   the doll looked at him with a scowl on his face,  as if he didn't like being called stupid.   Nathan looked over at the doll before checking to see if there was a way to turn him off.

"You can talk?   Without being turned on?"

"Yes...."

"Look I didn't mean to call you stupid.  It's just that I was expecting another doll in place of you,   I wanted a killer doll like Chucky or Slappy the dummy but instead I ended up getting you.  And well I don't particularly like you.."

"Oh...but why did you say I was stupid?  I am not stupid.  Far from it."

"Well...you know,  because...because he's stupid,   because he as in he being Trump is stupid, Trump is ridiculous moronic,  he's just so simple-minded  there -  I said it...he's dumb,  he's a moron,  he's a dimwit in a halfshell."

"Aaaw come on now....don't be that way."

"It's true..."

"What did he ever do to you?"

"You don't wanna know..."

The doll used his heightened senses to detect Nathan's aura,  he picked up a very strong and powerful one that made him take a second glance at him,   the aura was one of a true leader and he knew it,  he wanted to help him.   True he had

"Ah,  here's the problem.."

"What problem?"

"Well,   you have the aura of a leader but you and Mel both let Lithius and Liam walk all over you and treat you like dirt.   It's like they thought you were their lackey or slave and that you didn't have any feelings."

"Wow...you read my mind there."

"I know how bad you feel.  I mean seeing that heartless dog and his mutant teddy friend insult you,  show disinterest in anything you have to say and then treat you like you don't exist?   That made me tear up a little bit."

"Really?"

"Why of course...seeing you be mistreated like that is just heartbreaking.  It's like they think that you owe them which you don't.   You owe them nothing,  this was all their doing and not yours,  they are the careless ones that do not listen."

"Wow...I didn't know you had a heart."

"Oh believe me,  I do and nothing makes me sadder than seeing someone with potential like you being bossed around by people who clearly don't deserve to get all the credit.  You are the leader here,  and this is you and Mel's world...they just live in it."

"You're absolutely right..."

"Of course I am.   I've never been wrong.  Now that Dog-Boy and Super-Plushie are out of the picture I am finally free and allowed to unleash my true power and potential.   You see,  i've had my eye on you and Mel for quite a while now."

"You have?"

"Yes...i've been following your adventures for quite some time now...you have a lot of admirable traits,  half vampire,  you can shapeshift,  you know a lot about monsters and you're a strong leader.   But the problem is that you let people like that stupid dog and teddy bear walk over you and treat you like you're their lackey."

"Once again...you're right.  It's like i've been telling Mel."

"A monster like you shouldn't  be forced to be second banana to anyone,  especially since you are your own man and can do as you want.   That supercanine can take ERMAC and his scientific equipment and shove them both where the sun don't shine and that rejected Beanie Baby can just tell the Ursine Corps to go take a hike.   Because you are so much better than all of them."

"Well I learned from the best.  My father IS the original alpha Walken after all."

"Being half Walken and half vamp certainly does pay off in that case,  I mean you can hypnotize people and make them do as you say .    You are powerful...you just don't know how to unlock that true potential of yours."

"What do you mean?"

"You obviously need help with that..."

"No I don't...I..."

"Come now,  I know that you  need help unleashing your true potential.  All that power inside you and you have no idea how useful those powers of yours could truly be.  I mean you can shapeshift...you could become something truly fierce and powerful.."

"I know but... I don't think I have a problem with using it."

"I never said you had a problem with using it,   I said you need help with achieving the full potential of them and I can help with that.   If you just let me help you,  I can show you exactly how it works."

"No thanks...I don't need lessons from a doll."

"There you go again..."

"What?   I just said that I do NOT need lessons from a doll."

"See?  You're doing it again.."

"Doing what again?  Calling you a doll?   You ARE a doll,  a living talking one  -  but still a doll nonetheless.   Besides....I told you that I do NOT need lessons from a doll,  especially not from a doll who is based on Donald Trump."

"What's wrong with me being a Trump doll?"

"EVERYTHING!"

"You shouldn't be saying those kind of things around me..."

"Oh..i'm sorry,  am I offending you?   Well i'm sorry if I said that I am not taking orders or lessons from a stupid Donald Trump doll.   There's no way I am going to take lessons from a stupid Donald Trump doll."

"Grrrr....you're going to wish you hadn't said that."

"Oh, am I now?"

"Indeed...you're going to be a learning a few lessons from me whether you want to or not."

He was about to object when he saw the eyes of the doll giving off a golden glow that almost blinded him,  he staggered back for a few seconds before running over to the other side of the lab in an attempt to make a dash for it.   He knew that the doll was likely to do something horrible to him,  so he didn't want to do anything to get caught by him.    Shapeshifting into a shadow-like form he faded away for a few seconds and then returned,   he tried to sneak up on the doll and ambush him but the doll levitated in mid air before making him doing the same thing.

"Woah...hey...hey!  Put me down.."

"Very well..."

He dropped down on the ground with a thud,  before trying to get back up on his feet he tried to get rid of his Trumpish adversary in a lot of ways but the doll proved to be the more fierce combatant thanks to his powers,   and of course he just wouldn't give up without a fight,  Nathan shapeshifted into a demonic wolf-like monster and tried to rip him to shreds but it was no use.    The Living Doll-'nald' so to speak was clearly fighting back with all his might,  proving to be quite the challenge for the shapeshifter.

The half vampire half Walken hissed as he lunged at the doll and was about to attempt to slice his head off when he involuntarily morphed back into his normal form,  he tried turning into Growler the weregrinch but it was no use...he couldn't do it,  it was as if his energy and powers were weakening.  

"Are my powers...weakening?   They are...no,  it can't be..."

"Actually it is happening but don't worry,   that's only a minor side effect."

"Any other side effects I should know about?"

"Just one..."

He dreaded what that other side effect was,   knowing it could be something fatal and it could probably kill him if he wasn't careful.   A series of unsettling gurgling sounds emitted from his stomach,  making him feel like he had a big stomach-ache,  he groaned several times as pain started surging through his whole body.

The pain wasn't the only thing building up in his body though,  as his body itself seemed to be expanding in build starting with his arms and hands,  his skin losing its imperfections as it glistened and took on an equally as glistening tone,   his light purple button up shirt with the Teen Wolf movie logo on the back was slowly straining as his chest and torso expanded,  the buttons were popping off one by one as he could feel his stomach expanding a bit as it broadened.

"Aaaaaagh...this hurts...what the hell is going on?"

"Your lesson of course..."

"What?   But...."

"But what?  You don't need lessons from me?  Of course you do.  But don't worry, i'm sure you're a quick learner anyway.   Woah now look at you,  you're growing quite large there,  that shirt of yours is going to suffer I bet..."

"Oh no...no..."

He looked down as his shirt slowly stretched and strained before tearing apart,  revealing a formation of sorts growing on his body.   That formation altered and took on the form of a business suit with a white shirt and a jacket to match before spreading down to where his legs,   his legs themselves broadening as his feet grew a bit to match his hands.   His sneakers blackening and becoming work shoes while the formation altered his jeans into a matching pair of pants to go with his suit.

His back broadened several times as he elevated in height to 6'3,  looking down at his body he could see he was 6'3 and around 236lbs of not quite fat,  but at the same time not quite muscle,  he panicked several times as he tried to make a run for it once more.   But his newest adversary wasn't hearing any of it.

"Ah yes,  that's definitely more appropriate."

"What the hell?  Am I?   No...it can't be.  This can't be happening,  it just can't be at all.  Am I wearing YOUR business suit?  And I have YOUR build now?  Oh no...no...don't tell,  am I?  No...no..."

"Why yes...you are."

"What?  I'm turning into YOU?   Aaaw man!  I HATE this already.   Not only is this as painful as hell but i'm becoming Donald Trump.  Eeeew!  Eeeew,  that is just so wrong.   He's a big stupid orange idiot,  I don't wanna be an orange idiot."

"I think it's quite a nice look for you..."

"I don't and I suggest you stop this..."

"But this is part of your lesson...besides,  I think you're starting to look a lot better."

"No i'm not....I look like i'm wearing a fatsuit."

"That's just how you're built.."

The changes progressed upward as his neckline altered,   blonde hairs started fusing with the brown ones in his hair,  slowly and gradually turning it to platinum blonde as it fluffed up to look like the doll's hair,   developing the same swirly style as his as well.  
In addition to this his brow was becoming more pronounced,  his eyebrows thickening and 'blonding' to go with his hair.     He concentrated and tried to morph into another form as a means to avoid this, but each time he did he ended up morphing back into his current state,   the transformation was acting as it was an allergic reaction that was causing his supernatural powers to act up and react in a violent manner.

He panicked several times before calming down and trying to morph into one of his other forms but it was no use,  his transformation just seemed to continue with each step,  he found it incredibly difficult to move around due to how tall and massive he was and it was almost like he was a lumbering Frankensteinian creature.  After rushing towards where the bed and relaxation pillows were,  he attempted to sit down on the former but accidentally winded up destroying it.

"Ugh...please,  make this stop..."

"Now now...is that any way to talk to your tutor?  Of course not...besides,  why would I stop now?   I'm having a LOT of fun here.   I love how your transformation is coming along...you're so big and impressive..."

"Well that big and 'impressive' body of yours is clumsy and I have difficulty moving around with it.   Now I know what it felt like for Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor remake!  I mean look at me..."

"There's nothing wrong with that body of yours...it's fine the way it is."

"But...i'm..."

"Huge?  Yes....very huuuge....you could say,  yuuuge even."

"Ugh....I so don't wanna be Trump.  He's a horrible person who eats even more than my roommate does,  he has attitude problems,  he's an asshole and not to mention he is stupid and unfit -  and i'm not just talking about he how is unfit to be president either.    Also he pronounces huge as 'yuge' and he used the word bigly...is bigly even a real word?  I know he said big league but still."

"Aaaaw...don't be that way,  you know you'll grow to like it.  You already have."

"Ha ha,  very funny."

"I'm not joking there either..."

He grunted a few times as his eyes widening,  turning from brown to icy blue as his nose altered a bit in size,  his cheekbones sharpening as his jawline broadened,  his lips puckering a bit as his expression curled itself into a pseudo-grimace,   in addition to this his features slowly but surely altered themselves to resemble the doll's features,  which is to say they were deforming and looking rather well...Trumpian in appearance.

"My face!  I look so...so..."

"Marvelous?  Great?"

"No...stupid.  I look so stupid,  no one is ever going to know its me if I look like this.  I mean look at me,  i'm mostly all Trump in appearance.   Thank goodness it's only 2000's era Trump though,   it would be horrifying if it was 2016 Trump I was becoming."

"You?  Look stupid?  You don't look stupid,  you look wonderful."

"No I don't...."

A long crimson colored necktie wrapped itself around his neckline as it extended a bit to almost stomach level,  he groaned several times as he saw his features finished morphing and reshaping themselves,   now he fully resembled Apprentice era Trump and he was grossed out by it,   granted this had happened to him throughout 2016 as a result of  the election messing with his powers and because of possession via a particular rambunctious group of spirits but he still wasn't used to this happening.

He groaned a few times as his voice began to warp and distort,  deepening and gruffening,  developing a rough but firm and authoritative tone,  making him sound tough yet semi-regal with a certain brashness to it,   developing a New York accent of sorts to match the doll's voice,   he had the gruffened Trumpish voice to go with his appearance as his memories and thoughts altered,  luckily he didn't lose his mind completely as this was pre-election Trump and not the mad-man that was his 2016 self.

A few seconds later and he was fully 'Trumped Up',  while he did freak out about it -  he calmed down before dusting his suit off a bit.  He then grabbed a book from the shelf that contained all the photos and journal entries from the times Mel and Lithius were a couple and handed the book to her along with various other items.

She tossed the book and all the other remains of her 'relationship' with the troublesome canine in a chopping machine that sliced them all to pieces,  each piece slowly dissolving before floating away through the window.    She cheered as she then erased and all memory she had of him from her mind.

"There we go!  Bye bye pesky memories of someone I no longer love.."

"I'm proud of you Mel..."

"Nathan?  Is that you?"

"Uhhh...I think it is,  mostly...."

"But... you're....you're....Trump..."

"I know i'm now Trump.   I don't even need a mirror to see that. "

"But how?"

"I've become him thanks to that doll."

"It's a little bit weird to be honest..."

"How so?  How is it weird?  You've seen me morph before,  you know.  This shouldn't be shocking to you.  You were expecting a certain god-like gorilla maybe or maybe that Jerry Seinfeld bee,  perhaps?"

"It's just...wow....I don't think i've ever seen you turn into him before."

"You've never seen me turn into THIS before?  It's happened to me all through last year thanks to the election and because of Trump.   You probably haven't seen it due to the fact you've only seen it happen during our halloween adventure."

"It's been messing with your powers,  huh?"

"Yep..."

"So that's the secret you were trying to tell me."

"Yeah...it is..."

"I can see why it's embarrassing for you."

"You can?   That's great...thanks Mel."

"No problem."

"Excuse me for a second."

He got out his Smartphone and began to make a call to the local Monster World law firm,  he talked to the officials on the phone about how Mel's ex-boyfriend treated her and how the Ursine Corps didn't allow Soo and anything that wasn't a plush bear to join them.   A few seconds later and he had managed to file a lawsuit against that pesky supercanine that used to be Mel's boyfriend/partner and the Ursine Corps.   Both lawsuits were carried out successful,  resulting in the former winding up in prison with charges of domestic abuse and the latter closed down for good.

A few seconds later and he returned to her,  congratulating her on what she did and also going back to the lesson the doll was teaching,   and so with that the Trump doll began to teach his living doppelganger how to be a fierce no-nonsense leader that didn't take orders but gave them instead,  he also taught Mel how to be tougher and make better decisions in the future - proving to be a mentor of sorts for the koala-girl.

As for what happened to him later,  he decided to continue what he was doing before but decided to take charge and encourage the other members of his team to help eachother and reminded them to keep a civil tongue and not to cause any fights.   As for Mel,  it's safe to say the bizarre pairing known as Melthius was now completely gone and a thing of the past,  she was much better off and she could do as she wanted and be who she was without being judged and without complaints.

And thus,  the latter brought the awkward saga of the koala-girl and the supercanine's relationship to an end -  this time there was no coming back, she was now completely in control of her own life and so was her friend.   Remember,  if the partner you are with turns out to be a complete asshole,  it is best that the two of you split up for good and go separate ways,    you're probably too good for someone like that anyway.   Also it is always good to toughen up and take charge of the action in your life rather than let those unwanted intruders use you as their personal door-mat.

Last but not least...never ever ever pick a fight with a living doll.  Living dolls are feisty things really and they won't give up without a fight,  and even if you think you have defeated them, they'll always find a way to come back and carry on.