World of Monsters

Becoming Walken NOTE: This is the sequel to ‘Becoming Stallone’ and takes place before Jon is introduced in the Walken story-arc.  It also is told from the point of view of my character as he is turned into Christopher Walken,  this also has a hypnosis theme to it.  Please note that this is fictional and if you think this is real you are clearly in need of an enema,  scratch that - make that an enema,  a straitjacket and then another enema. ------------------------------- It was late in the middle of the autumn of 2013 and I had just returned from a long trip to the paranormal experts convention,   nothing out of the ordinary happened apart from a few people being turned into werecreatures,  an alien invasion and a war between werecats and werecanines which resulted in mass hysteria.   But I did make lots of new friends there. I’m normally used to receiving interesting pieces of fan-mail in the post but this was most peculiar,   when I opened...

Werebelushi Rants: BOTM ------------------------------------------ (We see a male werebelushi who looks and sounds like John Belushi,  he is sitting at a table of sorts.) Werebelushi: Hello everyone and welcome back to another Trollzie Award Presentation and rant with your host That Werebelushi In The Shades.   Now I apologize in advance to any female readers in the audience if I offend them in anyway,   and I apologize if the actions and words of this particular recipient results in you wanting to do harmful things to yourself, now before I start i’d like to point out that in i’m not sexist in anyway and believe women do just as good as the men but this award is for the type that just isn’t even remotely intelligent by any means.    I call this the award The Bitch Of The Month award,  for those female youtube commenters who come across as whiny uber-bitches or just failed-failtroll wannabes looking for attention. Without fur...

Enslavement via Ping Pong Feng (Balls Of Fury) TF/Hypnosis Theme Disclaimer: This is a mainly fictional story told from the point of view of my character and how he became a Christopher Walken character,   it is not by any means real -  if you think it is real -  you need a reality check and an enema.  No wait,  you need an enema, a straitjacket and then another enema. ---------------------------------------------------------------- I was never into sports,  to be honest they always sounded kind of lame.   I saw literally no point in them other than as a means to try and force how to be healthy on others,  I was more of a video games and indoors guy.     But that changed when I went up to the antic and discovered what appeared to be an old ping pong table.   Last time I checked,  no one in my family ever played ping pong -  so this was more than a little odd. I remembered having an odd dream about Christopher Walken and so...