Werebelushi rants: T.M
Werebelushi rants:
T.M
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(We see a male werebelushi who looks and sounds like John Belushi, he is sitting at a desk of sorts.)
Werebelushi:
Hello everyone and welcome back to Werebelushi rants. Today’s rant is on those other youtube commentators. Those particular ones that think that just because they can get away with swearing, making sexual innuendos and death threats makes them cool.
These are more often than not either teenagers who don’t know any better, or just people who are out of their minds. And will often post comments such as this: “Hey dudez, I liek had the wildest buttsecks ever with my GF/BF” “You’re like an autistic waste of oxygen..you should liek..kill yourself, man”. “I have a job and you don’t...and it’s liek teh shit!”
Today i’m looking into the ‘T.M’ category which is the former, as I call it - the Teenage Moron category. Now I mean no offense to actual teens who might be reading this, but people like this can’t even be classified as people yet alone real human beings.
Well i’m here to tell you that they are obviously lying, if they really did have dayjobs then they would NOT be wasting their time on here trying to act all badass and what not. And they certainly wouldn’t waste time going on sites named after things that kill people.
Look, I DON’T care how many women or men you’ve claimed to have taken the virginity of, or how much money you’ve wasted building your collection of crappy army stuff that most likely isn’t yours, all I care about is that you shut the hell up for once and leave my friends alone!
Making sexual innuendos is NOT deep or humorous or remotely interesting - it just makes you a sex-crazed pervert. I bet you haven’t even had real sex before because you’re probably too damn young to know what it is.
And about your so called job. I bet you don’t even have one and that you are making it up to cover up your own lies in an attempt to save your own ass. I haven’t seen you at work, not even around here. So there goes that pathetic and immature excuse for a lie.
Also...making death threats is NOT cool. Death threats are ILLEGAL. Free speech does NOT give you the right to say whatever the hell you like, for there are certain things that you can’t say, certain words that you can’t speak of or else you’d get in serious trouble for it.
Look...no one cares about your gun collection. I bet that gun collection isn’t even yours, I bet you stole it from someone else! And that is also illegal. In fact every single thing you do and say could be qualified as illegal. Even if you don’t think it could.
Heck...even something so much as revealing someone’s public personal information online for the sake of trolling or stalking said person called be qualified as being illegal. Same goes for screencapping and badly editing it in MSPaint. You, could be labelled as a criminal if you were to EVER do anything like in that real life.
Oh and by the way...in case you don’t know, every website has its own set of rules of things you are allowed to and not allowed to do. But be wary, for not every website enables you to act like someone who belongs in a mental asylum or most likely crawled out of a sex comedy from the 2000’s.
One more thing….in case you didn’t know. Whenever a ‘deactivated’ screen comes up when you click on your account name, it either means that your account has been hacked or deactivated or you’ve been banned for your behavior.
What? You’re too stupid to know what that means? Weeeeell...too damn bad. You should have grown a brain before hand. You should have obeyed the rules - and you should have listened. But did you listen? Nooo...you didn’t.
You should have listened when I told you in those previous rants that the sort of behavior you are exhibiting would result in you getting banned. Oh, and I was right. So there. You may not think I was right, but I was. I told you would probably get banned and I was right all along.
You tell me to move on? Well guess what I did...I DID move on. You on the other hand didn’t. You continued to act like an asshole and as such - you got banned. That’s what happens to people like you.
It’s the online equivalent to being thrown in jail. Or in a more extreme case...it’s the online equivalent to being banished back in the dark ages or even worse - accused of witchcraft and burned at the stake.
Your death threats mean nothing to me...I mean what’s the worst thing you’re going to do? Troll me to death? I’m a supernatural creature for pete’s sake - and if there’s one thing you should know that - it’s that supernatural beings are not to be messed with.
I’m a 5’ft 220lb male Werebelushi for crying out loud, I may look like a gross, hairy overweight slob but I could piledrive you to the ground in no time flat, or give you a barade of quills right up the wazoo! But I am a kind monster, so I let you off with a warning. Too bad you didn’t listen, no one listens to me.
Kid, drop the tough guy persona and clean up your act, then we’ll talk, okay? Because judging by the way you act...the only place you’re likely to end up is prison. And I’m not even going into the horrors that await people like you in there because you already know and it ain’t pretty! I’ll tell you something else that ain’t pretty either, your avatar. It looks like a redneck. No offense to rednecks.
What? Are you a fan of Larry the Cable Guy or something? Oh...what’s that? It’s from some crappy youth rock band nobody has even heard of? My mistake. I didn’t know today’s rock bands allowed people that look like a walking Jeff Foxworthy joke to be in them. I thought it was all about the brooding songs about people dying.
Kid...you’re not fooling anyone, especially not me. Good day to you! Oh and by the way, i’ve reported your dumb friends too. How about you and your friends leave my friends alone - then I don’t have to point out your stupidity, huh?
I’m That Werebelushi In The Shades and this has been my rant on teenage moron commentators on youtube. Now if you excuse me, i’m going to hunt for comments that are actually intelligent and decent for once.
T.M
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(We see a male werebelushi who looks and sounds like John Belushi, he is sitting at a desk of sorts.)
Werebelushi:
Hello everyone and welcome back to Werebelushi rants. Today’s rant is on those other youtube commentators. Those particular ones that think that just because they can get away with swearing, making sexual innuendos and death threats makes them cool.
These are more often than not either teenagers who don’t know any better, or just people who are out of their minds. And will often post comments such as this: “Hey dudez, I liek had the wildest buttsecks ever with my GF/BF” “You’re like an autistic waste of oxygen..you should liek..kill yourself, man”. “I have a job and you don’t...and it’s liek teh shit!”
Today i’m looking into the ‘T.M’ category which is the former, as I call it - the Teenage Moron category. Now I mean no offense to actual teens who might be reading this, but people like this can’t even be classified as people yet alone real human beings.
Well i’m here to tell you that they are obviously lying, if they really did have dayjobs then they would NOT be wasting their time on here trying to act all badass and what not. And they certainly wouldn’t waste time going on sites named after things that kill people.
Look, I DON’T care how many women or men you’ve claimed to have taken the virginity of, or how much money you’ve wasted building your collection of crappy army stuff that most likely isn’t yours, all I care about is that you shut the hell up for once and leave my friends alone!
Making sexual innuendos is NOT deep or humorous or remotely interesting - it just makes you a sex-crazed pervert. I bet you haven’t even had real sex before because you’re probably too damn young to know what it is.
And about your so called job. I bet you don’t even have one and that you are making it up to cover up your own lies in an attempt to save your own ass. I haven’t seen you at work, not even around here. So there goes that pathetic and immature excuse for a lie.
Also...making death threats is NOT cool. Death threats are ILLEGAL. Free speech does NOT give you the right to say whatever the hell you like, for there are certain things that you can’t say, certain words that you can’t speak of or else you’d get in serious trouble for it.
Look...no one cares about your gun collection. I bet that gun collection isn’t even yours, I bet you stole it from someone else! And that is also illegal. In fact every single thing you do and say could be qualified as illegal. Even if you don’t think it could.
Heck...even something so much as revealing someone’s public personal information online for the sake of trolling or stalking said person called be qualified as being illegal. Same goes for screencapping and badly editing it in MSPaint. You, could be labelled as a criminal if you were to EVER do anything like in that real life.
Oh and by the way...in case you don’t know, every website has its own set of rules of things you are allowed to and not allowed to do. But be wary, for not every website enables you to act like someone who belongs in a mental asylum or most likely crawled out of a sex comedy from the 2000’s.
One more thing….in case you didn’t know. Whenever a ‘deactivated’ screen comes up when you click on your account name, it either means that your account has been hacked or deactivated or you’ve been banned for your behavior.
What? You’re too stupid to know what that means? Weeeeell...too damn bad. You should have grown a brain before hand. You should have obeyed the rules - and you should have listened. But did you listen? Nooo...you didn’t.
You should have listened when I told you in those previous rants that the sort of behavior you are exhibiting would result in you getting banned. Oh, and I was right. So there. You may not think I was right, but I was. I told you would probably get banned and I was right all along.
You tell me to move on? Well guess what I did...I DID move on. You on the other hand didn’t. You continued to act like an asshole and as such - you got banned. That’s what happens to people like you.
It’s the online equivalent to being thrown in jail. Or in a more extreme case...it’s the online equivalent to being banished back in the dark ages or even worse - accused of witchcraft and burned at the stake.
Your death threats mean nothing to me...I mean what’s the worst thing you’re going to do? Troll me to death? I’m a supernatural creature for pete’s sake - and if there’s one thing you should know that - it’s that supernatural beings are not to be messed with.
I’m a 5’ft 220lb male Werebelushi for crying out loud, I may look like a gross, hairy overweight slob but I could piledrive you to the ground in no time flat, or give you a barade of quills right up the wazoo! But I am a kind monster, so I let you off with a warning. Too bad you didn’t listen, no one listens to me.
Kid, drop the tough guy persona and clean up your act, then we’ll talk, okay? Because judging by the way you act...the only place you’re likely to end up is prison. And I’m not even going into the horrors that await people like you in there because you already know and it ain’t pretty! I’ll tell you something else that ain’t pretty either, your avatar. It looks like a redneck. No offense to rednecks.
What? Are you a fan of Larry the Cable Guy or something? Oh...what’s that? It’s from some crappy youth rock band nobody has even heard of? My mistake. I didn’t know today’s rock bands allowed people that look like a walking Jeff Foxworthy joke to be in them. I thought it was all about the brooding songs about people dying.
Kid...you’re not fooling anyone, especially not me. Good day to you! Oh and by the way, i’ve reported your dumb friends too. How about you and your friends leave my friends alone - then I don’t have to point out your stupidity, huh?
I’m That Werebelushi In The Shades and this has been my rant on teenage moron commentators on youtube. Now if you excuse me, i’m going to hunt for comments that are actually intelligent and decent for once.
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