Gilbert Gottfried Visits The Gang

 Gilbert Gottfried Visits The Gang

Corey and Oats in..

Gilbert Gottfried Visits The Gang

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Everyone’s favorite duo by the name of Corey and Oats went on many adventures together with all their friends and sometimes they would have special celebrity birthday adventures and adventures with deceased celebrities that took place around the day of the celebrity’s passing, and of course they now had Ozzy Osbourne in their gang of heroes.  On the day of February 28th, 2026 though something very extraordinary was going to happen,  that the gang did not know yet.

Piff was listening to podcasts with Mel that morning listening to ‘Escape From Vault Disney’,  which was a podcast hosted by Tony Goldmark which talked about Disney movies and shows on Disney Plus with a segment at the end of every episode titled ‘what’s the attraction’ where he and guests would come up with attractions based on the show or movie,  and sometimes they would do completely unusual and bizarre episodes,  sometimes these were episodes where they pretended they did not know anything about the media in questions and then there was the Yule Log episodes.  Yule Log episodes had been part of the podcast since 2021 and well you’d think there would be nothing to a yule log episode apart from ‘the guys talking about a yule log video’  due to the fact well yule logs are ‘holiday background noise’ but Tony’s crew had a tendency to get into odd character related shenanigans.

The first yule log episode happened in 2022 and it had carried on for 4 years and had all sorts of wacky characters on it such as the character Agatha Vile,  Carl Featherbottom (or ‘Santa’),  and numerous characters and people and recently it had gotten even crazier.  That day Piff was listening to the recent yule log episode and was very confused but still laughing his fins off at just how chaotic and silly it was.

This was followed by a strange glow coming from the lounge and it took on the form of a humanoid spirit which evolved into the spirit of Gilbert Gottfried, Piff could not believe his eyes when he saw Gilbert.  Oats explained that he had met Gilbert before.  ‘You guys know Gilbert?’ ‘Yeah well when we went on that berry farm adventure that was one of our first adventures.’  ‘And one of our Spirit Halloween adventures.’  ‘But most importantly when Werebelushi and I summoned Gilbert’s ghost to get back at that stupid phoenix he used to be enemies with.’  ‘Oh boy that must have been fun.’  Piff quipped.

‘Indeed it was.’  ‘So how do you like being a ghost?’  ‘Well I gotta admit it was kind of weird at first because you know,  you know how Twitter trending posts about celebrities go.’ ‘Oh yeah, sometimes you feel worried because you assume the celebrity passed away, when it’s really just celebrating their birthday.’  ‘And when it’s not that it’s uh oh this person is now problematic.’

‘Oh yeah that’s so true.’   ‘And that Trollixma/Trollima chick going around accusing Werebelushi of being transphobic was just dumb.’  ‘Yeah it was about disturbing character transformations and nothing more than that.’  ‘But apart from that nothing has changed that much for us.’

“So what kind of adventure do you think we should do?”

“That Spirit Halloween Adventure was really fun, we should do another but with Gilbert.”

“Sounds like fun to me.”

Piff opened up a portal with some magic which they all jumped through and they arrived through the other end at Spirit Halloween,  they all walked into the store and looked around at the costumes and masks,  Piff saw a Gritty cosplay outfit and he saw a particularly weird person making thirst posts about Gritty.  ‘Hey Gilbert, want to torment this guy?’  ‘Sure.’

Gilbert used some dark magic to possess the Gritty costume and make it come to life…’Hey pal, how would you like it if someone fetishized you, huh? Huh?’  ‘Did that costume just talk.’  ‘Yeah I talked,  i’m Gritty and I don’t like that you’re simping over a mascot.’  ‘So?’  ‘What are you going to do about it?’  ‘This..’  The person found themselves slowly sprouting dark orange fur all over their body and growing bigger and bigger as their clothes morphed into a copy of Gritty’s uniform and they/he slowly turned more and more monstrous looking until they fully became a monstrous version of the iconic monster.  ‘Hey, that’s not fair.’  ‘That’s what you get for simping over a mascot.’

Which was followed by the gang looking at the animatronics and monsters and Piff explaining he heard all about the yule log episodes in which Luke Ski impersonated Gilbert and pretended to be his ghosts   This was followed by the gang buying some props and items as Gilbert told them stories about being a monster kid and loving monsters and horror movies which Mel could definitely relate to.

They all had lunch before going through a haunted maze that featured iconic movie villains such as Freddy Krueger,  Pinhead, Jason Voorhees, Pennywise, Art the Clown, Jack Torrance, Leatherface and even multiple different versions of Dracula.   Piff even saw an underwater area with a Jaws ride which he and Tangie went on together and shared a romantic kiss, Gilbert told them so many funny jokes and stories they all could not stop laughing.

Which was followed by Oats and Corey telling Gilbert how they once ended up in a haunted magic themed amusement park called Magicland where they had to fend off against monsters and killer unicorn animatronics come to life, and how he became a ‘scream queen’ just like Jamie Lee Curtis.  They had afternoon tea for a bit before returning to Nile Road via an exit portal.

Upon arriving back home Tangie looked around with Piff before they all had dinner and Piff made some delicious food for dinner,  and after dinner Mel emailed Jill about their adventure and Piff and Tangie went fishing and caught a lot of fish before saying goodbye to Gilbert,  after they had seen goodbye to him they relaxed and had a karaoke session.

After their karaoke session they all had a wind down as Corey put on his bat pajamas and they all brushed their teeth, Piff and Tangie activated the closedown sequence which featured the animated fish couple going through a haunted maze as the background shifted from day t.o night as they floated into bed and kissed as their clothes morphed into pajamas,  they yawned as they drifted off to sleep and the goodnight message appeared on screen.

Piff kissed Tangie as he gave the goodnight speech which was: ‘We had a very special guest on our adventure, the late Gilbert Gottfried and we had all sorts of spooky fun and now we’re going to all have a good time in bed, goodnight everyone.’

Anglo turned off the light as they all drifted off to sleep including Piff and they all dreamed of spooky fun adventures including Piff, and thus their adventure ended but more adventures are coming.