Piff Makes Another Horror Spoof

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Piff Makes Another Horror Spoof

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Everyone’s favorite duo known as Corey and Oats had become known for going on many adventures and Piff had become quite the icon on Youtube since 2024 and had even become a film maker with several movies including his own biopic, several short films and now several parody movies and now that there was word on the street of Scary Movie 6 finally coming out, Piff just had to do another spoof movie,  not to compete of course but because it would be fun and now he was going to work extra hard on it.

Piff summoned everyone to the lounge after morning tea and he had a magical movie making kit which he used and he got out an AI tool called Do It Yourself Fic Writer AI,  where he came up with the plot of the script of the spoof movie he titled ‘Infection AU Spoof Movie’,  he used his imagination to feed the tool and gave it a ton of wacky ideas and he used the movie making tool to bring the movie to life.

Before lunchtime he assembled everyone into the living room and showed them the movie when it was finished and they all sat down to watch the movie,  the movie featured several segments parodying horror AUs in general and Infection AUs,  the first segment titled ‘Wiggly Fleas’ was adapted from his short Youtube video and it was about the Wiggles rehearsing for a performance when the character Wags the dog got infected with ‘wiggly fleas’ which made him itch and dance erratically,  and the fleas got to other animal characters and make them dance but it did not affect the human characters.

Which was followed by the twist being that the red stuff that was all over the floor was not blood but rather strawberry jam because Anthony was making sandwiches and he accidentally spilled some jam on the floor,  Jeff of course was sleeping throughout the whole ordeal.  The next segment was an Ed Edd N Eddy episode titled ‘Invasion of the Ed Snatchers’,  it showed the three Eds at Ed’s house getting ready for a late night alien invasion marathon.  ‘So glad you could come to the sleepover, guys.’  ‘The pleasure is all ours.’  Edd responded.  ‘Yeah we wouldn’t miss this for the world.’

The first alien invasion movie appeared on the screen, a movie called ‘Invasion of The Alien Duplicates’ which was about alien duplicates replacing humans in a local town, and well after several movies later Ed started imagining things,  he started imagining the aliens from the movie had landed and were invading the town they all lived in. ‘THE ALIENS ARE HERE! Prepare yourselves!’  he exclaimed.  ‘What is going on, Ed?’  ‘Aliens have landed in our town and we need to be prepared just in case they come for us!’ ,   he looked out the window and instead of casually seeing Nazz and Jimmy as themselves, he saw them as alien duplicates.  

He barged through the wall in typical Ed fashion screaming…’The aliens have already started taking our friends,  we must save everyone!’ as Eddy and Edd followed him.  Edd was feeling very worried for his friend as Ed charged forward before bumping into Rolf who was doing some late night gardening.  ‘Hello there Ed boys, have you come here to harvest mushrooms for the moonlight market?  It’s a tradition in my country to harvest mushrooms at night.’   ‘Rolf! ALIENS ARE COMING!’  ‘Aliens?  Rolf does not see any aliens.’   ‘The aliens got you too?’   Ed saw Rolf as an alien doppelganger instead of his normal self and charged towards him before charging towards Jimmy…’Ed, please don’t hurt me i’m delicate,’  ‘You’re not Jimmy,  you’re one of them!’,  just then Sarah barged in…’LEAVE MY FRIEND ALONE, ED!’   ‘Hideous alien duplicate from beyond the solar system, you don’t belong in this universe!’

Ed charged towards Sarah and used a flashflight as a makeshift laser gun,  imaging himself as a badass alien hunter with the two other Eds as fellow alien hunters.  ‘Alien hunter Ed is not afraid of aliens.’,  he went around ‘zapping’ all of the other kids, thinking they had been replaced with aliens but of course an hour later he ended up going back to normal as the Eds came home, for once again being completely unscathed.  Which was followed by a Cow and Chicken segment,  Chicken was at the breakfast table and he had just finished his cereal,  he was waiting for Cow as there was a big book festival going on that day at school…’Gee it’s not like Cow to be late on the day of a book festival.  She loves those, especially the princess books, she buys a whole set every year.’  

Chicken went upstairs to go check on his bovine sibling,  Cow had been sleeping for at least a couple of hours and despite sleeping she had been in a sour mood when she woke up…’What’s wrong with her, she’s been angry since she got up?’  ‘Maybe she just didn’t get enough sleep’,  ‘I’ll tell you what’s wrong with her.’   The Red Guy appeared, dressed as a doctor named Doctor Ivan N.Pants.  ‘Hello my name is Ivan N.Pants,  i’m a professional doctor and vent and I can help you figure out what is wrong with your sister!’  ‘Are you sure you’re a doctor, you don’t look like one to me.’   ‘of course I am, can you not tell by my totally legitimate license?’   ‘So, what’s wrong with my sister,  she’s been moody and grouchy this morning.’  ‘Your sister has a disease that affects cows called Angry Moooditius.’   ‘Angry Mooditus?’  ‘Yes, it’s a condition that makes cattle IRRITABLE AND MOODY!’  ‘Is it dangerous?’ ‘Oh you bet it is, and your sister may ram and charge innocent people including you.’

Chicken indeed felt worried about this as he imagined in his head that Cow was going to attack him,  he went up to Cow’s room and knocked on the door, fearing the worst,  Cow was still rather groggly so she sounded like she was grumpy. ‘Please don’t hurt me, Cow.’  ‘Why would I do that, big brutha?’  ‘Because the doctor told me you had a dangerous disease.’   ‘Is that what he told you, huh?’  The Red Guy looked sheepishly…’Me? Lie? I would not do that I am a real certified doctor.’  ‘A real doctor, huh?’  Cow looked over,  she saw the real doctor, it turned out the Red Guy pretended to be a doctor to take advantage of Chicken and of course Cow explained…’I was only grouchy because I spent all night at an all night sleepover party.’

‘That explains it.’   The gang all laughed and cheered during the ending of the segment, as another segment played this time it was an official Corey and Oats spoof where it had the gang sign up for a local production in a community theater club only for the friends to get possessed and it to become an Evil Dead scenario,  only for it to be the gang’s audition for the local production of the Evil Dead musical.

Which was followed by the final segment which was a grand musical number titled ‘Don’t Be So Scared It’s Not Real’  which was talking about how things like scary internet videos, Infection AUs and creepypastas and internet horror in general is make  believe and that it’s not so scary when you know that someone made it.   They all had afternoon tea and some snacks before they all got ready to have dinner.

As they all had dinner Piff showcased his new horror spoof movie all over the online universe including Youtube City and he even sent a copy of the movie to the Underwater Filmmakers Club which got him a lot of praise,  as Mel emailed Jill about their adventure, Piff and Tangie went fishing and caught a lot of fish.

Followed by a karaoke session and a relaxation session where they did their favorite relaxing activities including bathbomb sniffing and Tangie’s bathbomb guessing game, as Corey put on his bat pajamas and Oats put on his princess night-gown as they brushed their teeth.

Piff and Tangie activated the closedown sequence which featured the animated fish couple as squishmallows going through a magical underwater tunnel as the background went from day to night and their clothes morphed into night-clothes as they brushed their teeth and they floated into a magical slumber party with numerous fish squishmallows as they all yawned and drifted off to sleep as the goodnight message appeared on screen.

Which was followed by Piff floating into bed as he gave the goodnight speech which was: ‘Sometimes we see all sorts of things that scare us online and we think these are legitimate episodes of shows we love being corrupted.  But remember these aren’t real, these are made by people that want to scare us and give us nightmares.  Remember,  they are not real and that is the best advice to take, goodnight.’

Anglo turned off the light as they all drifted off to sleep including Piff and Tangie who had sweet dreams as their adventure came to an end but more are coming up, so stay tuned for more.