The Alanastiums on the Island of Doctor Bonzi: A Revenge Parody Fic

 The Alanastiums on the Island of Doctor Bonzi: A Revenge Parody Fic

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It is time for the very first ever episode of a series I call Storytime With Bonzi where I add a little touch to my magical adventures and go after troublemakers and in this series I am going to be parodying what is defined by some as ‘revenge fics’  before any of you complain, this is all fiction so it is not about real people and as such is not to be taken seriously. Our story begins in the land of Vyond where The Defenders (Mel’s hero group) were dealing with the Alanastiums and their ridiculous antics.  Boris Johnson and Quan Chi had just hatched a plot to try and turn everyone into undead creatures via a fake plague and it had gotten out of hand and so Mel asked her friends to come and think of a way to stop them.

Piff the pufferfish looked through his notes and he thought of a brilliant idea..’What about a revenge plot?’  ‘Well if we do revenge fics about actual people that exist online as in IRL we might get in trouble and we will have to censor the episode just in case some real trigger happy idiot rats us out.’    ‘True but because this is the land of Vyond we can do a parody fic instead.’ ‘A parody fic?  What a brilliant idea.’   Piff logged in to his Deviantart City citizen profile and he began to compose a story.  Upon using a magical story creation tool to help make decisions, he decided to do it himself by coming up with the plot and the characters.

He began to tell the story which began with the Alanastiums at the airport, they were told by Piff in the story that they were going to go to one of the many tropical islands in Vyond to look at fish when in actuality their flight was to another island,  and the fic came to life as the gang all followed the Alanastiums to the airport and to the airplane.  Upon getting on the plane, Constance Cauldron and Ms Keke raised their eyebrows as they noticed something was up.

But before the Alanastiums could complain the plan took off and Piff took control of the plane, a couple of hours later it landed on an island they had not seen before.  As the Alanastiums stepped out out of the plane, they saw an anthropomorphic purple gorilla wearing a snazzy suit and glasses standing next to two gorilla-like guards.  ‘I love it when we get new guests, hello and welcome to the island of Doctor Bonzi!’ ‘What the heck is this place?’ Marcus Norvikov asked.  ‘This is my special fantasy island,  where my fantasy is to teach troublemakers how to better themselves.’

Bonzi told the gorilla-like guards to take the Alanastium’s luggage,  which they did and also showed them to the hotel rooms.  Upon entering the hotel rooms, they decided to rest for a bit, but halfway through the night Alan Huntington heard what sounded like the growls of a monster and he walked out to investigate what it was,  only to end up getting lost and caught by the guards and brought to their boss.  ‘Where are you taking me?’ ‘Our boss needs to straighten you out.’

Upon being taken to where Bonzi was,  Alan was put on a table of sorts as Bonzi examined him and then made an invisible needle manifest in front of ihm, the invisible needle was injected into his arm causing Alan’s body to slowly grow greyish fur all over it as his hands slowly shifted to become half hoof-like hands and his body bulked up and his feet shifted in the same way as he grew a tail and his hair lengthened,  his ears shifted to become pointed and he grew a short half donkey-like muzzle.  He gasped when he saw he had become an anthro donkey. ‘What have you done to me?’  ‘Considering how much of an asshole you are to Adam, it’s fitting, besides, it’s an improvement.’

The other Alanastiums heard Alan calling for help and they all arrived to try and help him only for Bonzi to transform them like he done to Adam, turning them into various anthro styled animal-people themed around their personalities and he told his guards to take them to the training room to prepare for their new jobs.  ‘Sorry for the relatively short version of this but the original version cannot be shown because some people might be offended by, but hey if this storytime stuff pays off I might make it a recurring bit!’

Which was followed by the gang of heroes all laughing at them and Piff responding with…’I told ya i’d work on a way to do my own brand of payback, I mean no one is going to be complaining about a bunch of Vyond troublemakers being transformed.’  Bonzi smiled as he looked over at all of them.  ‘And hey this storytime thing turned out great!’

And thus the gang all were able to enjoy seeing the Alanastiums being put to work at their brand new jobs as Bonzi smiled. ‘Look, we have helped some troublemakers better themselves, and this can lead to something huge in the future!’ .

This little story has now come to an end and while this may not be the same as the original version of this particular pilot episode of this series,  you can watch the original plot on Shudder and now you have seen the pilot to what the series known as Storytime With Bonzi,  and of course that will means more are coming up, so stay tuned.