World of Monsters

 It is time for storytime with Bonzi and boy is this one a doozy, this one is an edited version of an older existing story which has been censored to prevent anyone from ever getting offended and this is set in the land of Vyond!  Once upon a time in the land of Vyond there was a league of villains called the Hyperconservative Christian Prick Squad and they always complained about supposedly satanic content when it wasn’t promoted Satanic content at all.  Their leader, a woman named Heidi Katsie was very up in arms about a music video Mel had made depicting a character turning into a monster and even more up in arms about Matthias/Werebelushi in Shades doing a review of a supposedly Satanic movie.  ‘How dare you do a review of Exorcist Believer,  do you not know those movies are satanic?’  ‘Uh duh it’s a horror movie franchise about demon possession, I would have thought you knew that.’  ‘Take the review down then.’ ‘Why would I listen to a karen like ...

 The Alanastiums on the Island of Doctor Bonzi: A Revenge Parody Fic ---------------- It is time for the very first ever episode of a series I call Storytime With Bonzi where I add a little touch to my magical adventures and go after troublemakers and in this series I am going to be parodying what is defined by some as ‘revenge fics’  before any of you complain, this is all fiction so it is not about real people and as such is not to be taken seriously. Our story begins in the land of Vyond where The Defenders (Mel’s hero group) were dealing with the Alanastiums and their ridiculous antics.  Boris Johnson and Quan Chi had just hatched a plot to try and turn everyone into undead creatures via a fake plague and it had gotten out of hand and so Mel asked her friends to come and think of a way to stop them. Piff the pufferfish looked through his notes and he thought of a brilliant idea..’What about a revenge plot?’  ‘Well if we do revenge fics about actual people that ex...