Piffy the Monster Slayer

Piffy the Monster Slayer

NOTE: This story is clearly written as a parody and as such is not about any real people as it takes place in a fictional universe and not about a real person or real artists on the site said universe is based on,  please do not get offended over this if you think this is about you.

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Corey and Oats had many friends they all loved but one friend in particular that was getting a lot of popularity was Piff the pufferfish, Piff had developed a huge internet following due to his funny videos and how his videos were boosting Mel’s subscriber count up to 272 and how he had become quite a comedic legend in his community and a hero for defeating indecent villains in the Deviantart City.

 

One day he was on the computer with Mel and the group were on Deviantart, Piff had his own deviantart account which was EmperorPufferfish710, and his gallery had tons of funny fan-scripts inspired by Brainiacadam’s Vyond videos featuring him and his friend Suku also had an account - Suku had recently made a comic series called ‘Piffy the Monster Slayer’ which was a homage to Buffy the Vampire Slayer and featured Piff slaying bad monsters in the Deviantart City world.

 

He was looking through the latest comic which featured him in a house inspired by one of Mel’s nightmares - inhabited by all sorts of horrific demons and he decided to use a magic combination on the keyboard to unlock a portal to the online world, which opened up in the middle of the screen and they all jumped through it and when they jumped through the portal they arrived in the virtual world.

 

Which was followed by them all selecting the Deviantart City and realm jumping through it, arriving in Deviantart City and when they arrived in the Deviantart City realm they explored all of the gallery museums for each character until they discovered Suku’s, Suku smiled as he handed Piff a book as a present. ‘I see you have accepted my invitation. I have a gift for you, it is the book of Big Bads in Deviantart City, read this and it will help you.’ ‘Thanks.’ ‘We have a huge monster problem here in the city, this was originally supposed to be a were-fandom parody but because this episode had to be censored due to some easily triggered communities getting pissed off at the jabs at their characters, we had to make up new monsters,  but still you must slay them.’ 'I can handle this.'

 

They charged forward as the nightmarish horde surged toward them. The first to strike was a towering Honey Monster, its arms slick with golden syrup. Piff darted beneath its sweeping limb, sliding along the floor and planting a rapid-fire series of bubble-bolts that splattered harmlessly against its sticky hide—but enough to slow it down. Suku puffed up, inhaled sharply, then let loose a sonic blast that rattled the creature’s honeycombed skull, causing it to stagger back with a roar.

Meanwhile, Mel—still shaken from her own nightmares—found her courage. She vaulted onto the back of a lumbering Dum Dum abomination, using Corey’s grappling hook to swing herself into position. With a mighty pull, she yanked its jaw open, exposing rows of rotten teeth. Oats, ever the archer, loosed a volley of glowing arrows that struck the creature’s gums, forcing it to collapse in a sticky heap.

Corey and the rest of the team fanned out: one pair dodging the malformed limbs of a twitching Nightmare Weaver, tossing flash grenades that turned its shadowy tendrils to harmless mist; another duo sprinting circles around a pack of Fractured Fears—arachnid-like horrors with too many eyes—using electrified nets to tangle their spindly legs. All the while, digital debris from the fallen monsters snapped and crackled, dissolving into shimmering code.

Piff and Suku regrouped atop a crumbling gallery wall as the last of the beasts lunged at them. Side by side, the pufferfish twins unleashed a synchronized combo: Piff’s bubble-bolts ricocheted the beasts’ own attacks back at them, while Suku’s sonic pulses shattered the creatures’ malformed bones. With a final, echoing boom, the entire horde disintegrated into drifting pixels that winked out of existence.  'Sorry for not showing you the original version of this episode, but the original episode apparently had to be censored for supposedly showing elements of revenge scenes in them, because some viewers are pansies and don't know that not everything has to be about them.'

Breathing heavily, the friends watched the final residue of nightmares vanish. The city streets were quiet once more—save for the soft hum of pixelated life. Piff closed the Book of Big Bads, tucking it under his fin. “That takes care of the plague… for now,” he said with a grin. Mel exhaled in relief. “I… I actually did it. We did it.”

Suku nodded, offering Piff a matching pair of shades from his hoodie pocket. “Deviantart City is safe again, thanks to all of you. But never forget—the nightmares you conquer here can show up anywhere.”

 

Suku hugged Piff and they all cuddled up together before back towards the exit portal which took them to the online realm selection screen, they all exited the online realm selection screen through an exit portal which took them back through the portal which took them out of the computer screen and upon jumped out of the screen they arrived back in Nile Road.

 

Upon doing so they all had dinner and played games afterwards as Mel emailed Jill about their adventure and afterwards Piff and Tangie went fishing and caught a lot of fish before they all played together and sang songs, even taking part in a karaoke contest.

 

When they finished having fun there was a calming relaxation session where Piff and Tangie made fish themed arts and crafts and even played Tangie’s favorite game before Corey and Oats both put on their night-clothes before brushing their teeth as Piff initiated the closedown sequence.

 

This time the closedown sequence was depicted in an Edward Gorey-esque art style with the anthropomorphic pufferfish dancing with his shadow and the shadow of the pufferfish yawned as the daytime background morphed into a night time one and the pufferfish was wrapped in some kind of mummy style wrap except for his arms and legs and his head, and when he burst out of the mummy wrap his outfit morphed into a gothic style pair of pajamas with fanged fish faces on it and he jumped into bed as a goodnight message appeared on screen.

 

Piff jumped into bed and snuggled up with Tangie, before turning to give a goodnight speech: ‘We have done such a good job defeating the forces of evil tonight and now we shall get ourselves ready to go to sleep and we are going to make sure that the villains we fight do not enter our dreams. So goodnight to all of you, love from Piff’, as they all snuggled up and Anglo turned off the light.

 

Upon snuggling up and drifting off to sleep they all had sweet dreams including Piff, who dreamed of his monster slayer alter-ego fighting off the creatures that haunted Mel’s