Dr Sicko’s Toonhouse
Corey and Oats in..
Dr Sicko’s Toonhouse
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Corey and Oats were always going on multiple adventures together with all the friends both in the world around them and online, and sometimes they would be asked to do a weird adventure online to battle a villain, and Mel didn’t like doing these because most of the times the villain would be an unoriginal villain who got made fun of for having a specific type of thing they obsessed over that could not be shown due to being NSFW. These villains were not made to be sympathetic or likable in the slightest and rooting for these villains was considered a bad thing in many online circles.
One day after lunch the duo were playing games with their friends including Piff when they came across a strange game advertised in Deviantart City’s newsletter which was ‘Dr Sicko’s Toonhouse’, this game was basically an extreme weirdo arthouse game where you had to avoid a demented rejected genetics surgeon who turned his victims into grotesque Terror Toons-esque ‘toon’ monsters and his recent dastardly creation had escaped. ‘Another stupid online villain based on an oddly specific thing we cannot show because it’s NSFW?’ ‘How about we just get into the game?’ ‘Yeah, let’s do it.’
Corey and Oats used a magic internet linking spell which they used to open up the online realm selection screen directly, this time they all selected Deviantart City and jumped into that realm, when doing so they looked around and saw the entrance of the ‘Toonhouse’ which was designed to be a knockoff of a Halloween Horror Nights scare maze with multiple areas. The first area was a haunted pet display area with grotesque mutant pup-creatures that were reminiscent of a very specific thing in the more ‘’adult’ parts of the internet (that cannot be shown due to them being part of something NSFW) that wanted to pounce on people and infect them, luckily though Piff used some magic to ‘censor’ them and made their rubbery forms melt with some equally as powerful mind magic.
Followed by a room which was an asylum filled with grotesque were-fandom parody creatures called freakendopes which were easily dispatched with thanks to Mel and the others knowing the best way to kill bad werecreature content was with good were-creature content, Piff finished off the leader of the pack with a powerful blast of silver tinted energy beams and copies of good werecreature movies like The Howling and American Werewolf in London and used holy magic to turn all of the victims back to normal. ‘Sorry this fight scene had to be so brief, I had to deal with the freakendope community being up-in-arms all about me portraying their species as villains several episodes ago and we had to scrap two of the villains from the aforementioned episodes and swap them out. ‘
Which was followed by a room where they all battled an evil twisted clown-monster boss named Monster-Monzo, basically this was originally a version of the existing clown-freak creature known as Moronzo but because Moronzo (and Dingus) had already been defeated - a new original villain had to be made created instead, this was the result. Monzo tried to corrupt Mel and some of her friends into being rather freakish clown-freaks who got ‘their jollies’ from infecting people but they all worked together to stop him with some magic that made him explode in a visceral manner and reverted him back to being a human being who no longer had interest in clowns.
This was followed by the room filled with overly sexualized anthropomorphic Pokemon wearing Sexy Team Rocket uniforms, luckily they were also easily defeated by Piff who used a spell to make them swell so much they looked like they were too big for their uniforms and their forms exploded into pieces, reverting them back to normal. The very last area was the boss fight area, as they all went straight into the battle because Mel knew that they had decided to do the usual banter it would have just taken up more time.
They all faced Dr Sicko and his gross mutant toon-monster army including his latest toon-freak character who was named Dollzy the Ditzy and they defeated Dollzy by making her eat fattening food that made her bloat and explode out of her flimsy dress (Dollzy’s weakness is that being a vapid airhead obsessed with being slim and beautiful, fattening food makes her expand to the point of exploding), which was followed by her exploding into pieces and reforming back into her normal non-toony body.
Next to this Piff grabbed a special possessed needle and injected it into Dr Sicko’s arm, causing his form to mutate out of control and explode in a visceral manner before turning him back to the human he used to before he got corrupted, Piff used a Vyond logic spell to transport him inside a box before grounding him and telling him that while he is to be grounded he will eat nothing but lumpy potatoes and that he’ll be sent to a reform program that will fix him of his evil ways.
A portal popped up in the middle of the ground that sucked up the box that contained Dr Sicko and transported it into an empty cell in a prison-like dimension, where he was grounded and forced to eat lumpy potatoes, and he was put through a reform program that fixed him of his ways and he had his evil attributes and powers replaced with the more wholesome alternatives, as Mel issued another law which was made official a couple of hours later - a law to ban content featuring NSFW material with odd ‘moods’ from the main online domains.
Anyone who would be caught doing this ever again would be banished to the dark web and not allowed to make characters based on said odd moods, which was followed by Piff opening up a portal of sorts that took them all back through the online realm selection screen and back into their home at Nile Road, where they all had afternoon tea.
An hour later they all gathered for dinner and Piff made them some Japanese dishes, and after dinner Mel emailed Jill about the adventure they all had as the fishy couple Piff and Tangie went fishing together and caught a lot of, which was followed by them all playing games and having a fun session with karaoke and interactivity with fans.
They all used magic to help get ready for bed as Oats’s clothes morphed into a princess night-gown and a pair of bat pajamas manifested on Corey’s body as they all brushed their teeth and hurried into the bedroom, Piff initiated a special version of the closedown sequence which showed the anthropomorphic pufferfish going into a virtual version of his bedroom and yawning as his clothes morphed into pajamas as the daytime background transitioned into a night-time one as the pufferfish floated into bed and a goodnight message appeared on screen.
Piff then used some magic to transport himself and all the friends into bed, before kissing Tangie and giving a goodnight speech which was: ‘Sometimes we go on adventures we don’t want to but even when it’s an adventure we don’t want to go on, we still go on them anyway. We had a bit of fun though and I am glad that we all enjoyed this adventure, I hope you have too. So goodnight to you all, love from all of us but especially from me, Piffy.’
Anglo turned off the light as they all drifted off to sleep and had sweet dreams, including Piff, who dreamed of so many new adventures including what his plans for the 300th subscribers special which was going to be like.
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