Angelic Interference.

 Dethroning Kully

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Admins are supposed to have one job and one job alone, to keep a forum-verse’s gallery in order and keep the members in-line but when someone pretty much has a problem, some admins are too lazy to even do their own work. Meet Jacobus Kully, aka Kully the admin of the daloli-verse’s hand-me-down forum-verse section,  a section that the official daloli-verse wiki listed as ‘a total joke, even in universe, where pretty much all of the forum ghouls that haven’t ended up in the graveyard by now lurk, they are as unfunny as they are douchebags.’ Which was absolutely fitting considering the majority of those guys were technically just Renfields sucking up to a higher level ghoul solely for the purpose of becoming like them, Kully was a notorious admin known for shirking his duties and allowing just about anyone who was evil or spiteful enough to join the group, including all sorts of weirdos.

It was naturally these kinds of people that attracted Mistress Mel, Mistress Mel of course was a dark koala-girl who set out to punish the bad people in the online-verse for their actions and of course she set her eyes on Kully, she had heard how incompetent he was and how he just basically sat there and did nothing, he was a disgusting son of a bitch who looked like a mutant rat crossed with a deformed Steve Buscemi, he lived in a dungeon of a room and very much didn’t even know that the place was a nest for ‘hate-demons’.  He was half hate-demon himself but he tried to disguise his demon traits.  That night Mistress Mel personally sent him a message. ‘I found a particularly horrible person in the rejects section that deserves to be put to justice in the form of your group’s signature hate speeches,  he came across as a misgendering asshole and he needs to be punished.’

“Do it yourself, n*****r”

‘What?  What kind of admin says that? Second, this is a show for everyone to watch, so please...no n word.’  ‘Why can’t you do it yourself?’  ‘Because the rest of your kind throughout the daloli-verse have already been taken care of and your group is the only group left, but don’t worry i’m sure they will be taken care of anyway knowing how you cannot lead a country yet alone a group.  You truly are pathetic.’  ‘No i’m not…’

Smoke emerged from the screen as Mistress Mel appeared, she was dressed in a Tracer (from Overwatch) cosplay outfit that supported her athletic and ample build, she walked over to Kully and shook her head. ‘Ugh, look at this guy fellas. How did they let a disgusting freakshow reject like this guy who is so lazy he has to pay others to do speeches for him, become the head admin of a group?’  ‘What?’  ‘Seriously honey, how did you even become an admin in the first place?’   ‘I sold my soul to the original demon admin that owned this place, I used to be a lowly intern but I wanted to get higher up in the ranks so I sold my soul to him.’

“Ugh...ANOTHER one of those guys who thinks making bargains with a demon is a good idea?”

“I knew he was a demon, it’s just I was desperate.”

“Desperate or not, making deals with demons is NEVER okay.”

‘I’m sorry.’  ‘This happens every single time, some moron thinks it’s such a clever and bright idea to make a deal with a demon because they want power, they want fame, they want popularity, they want money, they want their lover to notice them and bla bla bla. Seriously, just because Faust did it they all want to do it.’  ‘Okay it was a mistake, I realize that.’  ‘Doesn’t matter, you’re still going to get punished anyway. I like assholes who don’t realize they are wrong and I also like people who suck so badly at doing their own jobs.’

“Look I try to do my job..okay?”

‘Oh really?  Because letting those freaks out into the online-verse is a sign of negligence if you ask me.  Shame, because there are genuinely good admins out there, too bad there’s freaks like you that try to ruin the few good ones.’  ‘I don’t ruin things.’ ‘Oh sure you don’t, and I suppose you say you’re not half-demon either. I saw you transform on Zoom.  Hate-demons are so easy to trigger.’  Kully gulped as his fingernails lengthened and his skin turned a dark purplish color, even though he had been half-demon for a while, his humanoid form always had glitches when it came to transformations.  He would ALWAYS transform back into the demon form whenever someone ticked him off.

“Your transformation is glitching, good sir.”

“I know, I know…”

He panicked as a few spikes emerged from his shoulders before returning back to normal, Mistress Mel looked over at him before using her powers to drain all of the data the group’s database had about everyone out of the database, which slowly dripped onto the floor as black ooze which seeped into the ground. ‘You won’t be needing those anymore. Besides, doxing other people is wrong, you should know that.’  

“What? I’m not doxxing them or anything.”

“Typical hate-demon spawn, always lying to cover up their mistakes.”

‘What? I don’t think i’m doing anything wrong.’  ‘I can see right through you, you know. Honestly,you suck at this. Even the visitors from V were better at disguising their true intentions/true selves than you are and all they ever did to hide themselves was wear human masks.’  ‘Hey..it’s not my fault my transformations keep acting up.’ ‘You know I miss the days when it wasn’t so obvious to tell that someone is a monster.’

“Is it that obvious?”

“Yessss..”

She sighed and rolled her eyes, seeing someone fail so hard at their own job really did amuse her and yet she felt like he needed to be punished for being so neglectful and for being the one to unleash the creeps from that realm in the first place. ‘If you won’t keep your own appearance in check, then it looks like...i'll have to do it for you since you like having other people do it for you.’  She chuckled as she cast a spell on him which sent a tingling sensation all through his body, starting with his arms which lengthened and his skin softened, losing some of the dirtiness it once had. In addition to this his hands shrunk and his fingernails lengthened, becoming neatly trimmed. His demonic aura was lightening as it was being cleansed of all those rotten attributes of his.  

In addition to this the ratty t shirt he wore with a crude parody of the Sonichu character on the front slowly contorted, that’s when Mel’s conditioning started to take hold on him. He began to feel like that shirt was disgusting anyway, why would he even wear meme shirts or shirts based on internet characters only he and the other members of the group knew, he didn’t think this fitted him. His chest and torso contorted and trimmed themselves down, as a pair of round formations developed on the former...developing into what were commonly known as breasts, as his outfit slowly altered itself into an elegant suit-dress and leggings. He examined his legs as they lengthened and his rear plumped up and his privates retracted. But he didn’t need those anyway, since he was voted ‘Least Likely to Be Considered A Sex Symbol’ in high school, certifying that nobody would even consider dating or banging him anyway because he was so crass outside and inside.

Next to this his feet slowly shrunk down as the boots he had on the floor slowly contorted to become a pair of heels, and due to the conditioning he always thought he didn’t need those, those didn’t fit his feet at all.  His shoulders and back shrank, his back arching as more black ooze dripped from the computer, this being the last of the data, which burned away into ashes and was whisked away, never to be seen again.  The computer then purged itself of all of the personal data about Kully, before rewriting in some new data.

It seemed like he was letting this happen as his neckline lengthened and his hair turned from its dingy aubornish color to a deep brownish color and became longer and frizzier, his eyebrows thinned as his cheekbones sharpened and his eyes widened with eyelashes materializing around them,  he was losing his slight scruff as his nose shrank and his lips plumped up, his features feminizing and contorting themselves into a perfect likeness of Julia Louis Dreyfus, as his voice shifted to match and a new personality developed, that of the character Elaine Benes, as ‘Elaine’s personality influenced him further, he no longer identified as himself but as her, acting like he had always been her.  ‘Huh? What am I doing in this dungeon? Hanging out with a bunch of filthy demons?’  ‘Those are your followers.’  ‘Those my followers? Oh good lord. This isn’t what I thought it would be.’

Elaine panicked as she examined herself and her surroundings, she was puzzled about why she’d consort with demons to begin with, she wasn’t one herself, in fact she didn’t remember any of these ‘followers’ at all, but she knew they were demons and that she wasn’t one, she knew she was an angel.  She was an undercover guardian angel that was doing an undercover mission to uncover the whole thing about the Daloli-verse and their hand-me-down forum-verse realm, she had uncovered the conspiracy and knew that the Daloli-verse’s ghouls were ghouls that hadn’t been sent to the graveyard yet.

“I think it’s time you cleansed this place.”

“You’re right, too many ghouls that should be left to rest in the grave.”

She had picked up some magic from Mel and used it to cleanse the remaining half of the daloli-verse’s forum realms, sending all the remaining ghouls to the forum graveyard where they belonged and making sure that the portal to this realm stayed closed before exchanging the dumpy dungeon lair for a much nicer apartment with an angel motif before cleansing her followers and making them into angels like she was,  luckily she knew there were such things as good demons and brought the Hazbin Hotel characters to life to be her roommates, and with that her job as done.  A couple of hours later the Daloli-verse’s remaining half was no longer a place full of hate demons since now it was a much nicer place and victims of hate-demons no longer had to deal with them.

“There we go.”

“Much better indeed.”

“So do you need any extra help?”

“Sure Miss Mel..I could use with some help around here.”

“Alright, let’s do it.”

And thus with that a new partnership was formed, Elaine and Mel worked together to fight off monsters in this part of the world and then became best friends once they arrived back home, Elaine eventually did return to Jerry, Kramer and George and they were glad to see that she had returned.  And as for what happened later,  Mel went back home to her apartment to try out some new magic spells she had learned from her bestie.

Thus comes the moral for this story, if you are a leader or admin and someone asks you to do a job for them, don’t be lazy and don’t tell them ‘do it yourself’ unless you feel they can do it on their own, if you do it for a reason other than you’re too lazy or too stupid to do it yourself, then you have failed as a leader and as an admin, to all you forum admins out there, when someone wants something to be done about a thread don’t say ‘do it yourself’ especially if you’re the admin and have the ability to do it anyway, to which you should do it.  Don’t be a bad-admin who is a hate-demon, be kind and helpful.  Remember don’t say ‘do it yourself’ to someone who is asking for your help if they feel that they don’t want to do it or don’t want to stoop to the other person’s level, actually do something about it.