Touch Of Aykroyd.
Touch Of Aykroyd.
NOTE: This is based on my own experiences and is a first person story of my character turning into Dan Aykroyd, it pokes fun of my online reputation and how people perceive me based on what you may have heard.
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I've always been the oddball...the weirdo, the one who always did strange and unusual things...because I myself am strange and unusual, more than a little in fact. To those listeners who have just started tuning into my adventures please allow me to introduce myself my name is Dr Nathan Forester aka Monstermaster13, I am a humanoid male with dark brown hair and brown eyes and a love of monsters. And this is one of my tales, transformation is my game but i'm not the kind of person that solely sticks to doing transformations into Pokemon (even though I am a Pokemon fan) or animals or even things like vehicles or objects, oh no...i'm a character transformation guy, Disney, Marvel, Dreamworks, Pixar, Illumination...you name it. Especially horror characters. What? Don't tell me you haven't had dreams about becoming Freddy Krueger, the Tall-Man or Jason Voorhees. And then there's celebrity transformations..which I can't get enough of, and possession. I've always been obsessed with morphing effects ever since I first became an artist and DA-Verse member, seeing these pieces of people I admire turning into characters like Goofy, Stitch, the Beast from Beauty and The Beast and even aliens from Star Wars always impressed me and then there were the Animorphs book covers that made me want to do transformations like that.
Even though some of my detractors find my work to be insane due to the were-celebs and all, it's perfectly normal for me to do them and it's my thing anyway...so what do they know? If they want to typecast me as a nutjob or weirdo that's their own fault and not mine, i'm just me. Besides, telling someone who actually has supernatural powers that they're crazy is kind of tempting fate. The problem with most transformations specifically character driven ones that sometimes half of them seem to have an entire part of the story dedicated to jerking off, specifically usually a male character jerking off as their transforming. With those I am basically like 'we get it, muscular non-human characters are sexy for some reason. We didn't need a whole paragraph of someone jerking off while turning into one of the Monstars or fucking Dragaux.' Seriously, I have nothing against people who do those sort of transformations, it's just they need to be more moderate. But apart from that, transformations are the best. Especially I found out that I myself had supernatural powers. It's a complicated story really, i'm half vampire...on my mother's side.
And even more than that...I have transformation powers, have always had them. The problem is..they can be a bit unpredictable and when I first developed them I couldn't exactly control them. One night I was looking through my online TF scrapbook and thinking about a few of them. 'Ah yes, that one time when I was at a museum and I transformed into an anthro T-rex.' 'I bet people were startled when they saw it.' 'You could definitely say that they were.' 'Ooh...is that the infamous Lord Of The Rings episode?' 'Indeed it is. All those people in the back-row got turned into hobbits, elves and even a few orcs.' 'These adventures are always funny to me.' 'I'm glad you enjoy them.' 'Do you have any adventures you've regretted?' I thought carefully about this. 'Pretty much the entirety of my Drmusic2-1 incarnation. A total tryhard who tried way too hard to be hip and edgy.' 'You're being too hard on yourself.' 'Really? Have you seen my early stuff? I pretty much impersonated Chumsley the werejohncandy...poorly, in the forum district of the DA-Verse, and people in that distract are cruel and heartless sons of witches.'
For the record, the DA-Verse has always been such a wonderful place to life but then there's the forum districts, basically these seedy areas with lots of equally as seedy bars. And the people there were cruel and merciless...to me at least, they never took me seriously when I had a legit complaint but they allowed a Daloli-verse citizen who was known for using multiple forms to decieve her victims to enter their premises. Forum districts in general tend to be very cruel and vile places. The Blues Brothers Central-Verse's one in particular was particularly dangerous for me, for obvious reasons...well, apart from my own behavior under the influence of hyper-activium...the main reason was that district's leader, basically every forum district has a leader who calls the shots and the particular leader for that district was pretty much a dark mistress who cursed anyone who questioned her, her powers didn't work on me though and eventually she did turn to the side of good. But those days were terrible ones. I regretted everything I did in that incarnation of myself. 'The old me was so awful. I don't know what I was thinking.' 'You were in a dark time...' 'A very dark time indeed.' 'Do you ever think about how you were treated?'
"Often..and I hate it."
"So you must have got typecast a lot..."
"Yep, always the weirdo, the psychopath...the were-guy, the freak, the abomination."
"Don't let those people tell you who you can and can't be and what you can and cannot do."
"You're right...I shouldn't.."
'That's right Nate, you're different than they are. You don't have to change for anything. You're the only one who can decide that, and not them...they have no buisness questioning you or your ways. Besides, being a social outcast is fascinating and interesting. People love outcasts and misfits because they can relate to them, you're a relatable guy.' 'You really think so?' 'Think so...I know so.' I thought about my own personal love of horror and monster movies, and how sometimes the monsters weren't evil and how some of the most well known ones were tragic victims and outcasts, l guess i've always related to the monsters more than people sometimes...because in a way monsters are technically human on the inside and some are even part human or human during the day anyway. 'Some of the best monsters are misunderstood.' I examined my online scrapbook for a few minute before I decided to look at an item that Mel had required. It was a skull of some kind, resembling the Crystal Head vodka bottles only with glowing eyes. 'Mel's friend is always going on about that skull, she says he knows all and sees all and can see the future.' 'Do you believe that the skull has powers?' 'I certainly do...'
I picked up the skull and shook it, whispering to it as if I had a secret to share when suddenly a dark supernatural energy blast burst out from it and shot me, sending me on a spinning spree before it dimmed down. A tingling sensation slowly began to come over me as I noticed my skin imperfections fading and retracting, looking at my arms I could feel them stretching and growing...as they bulked up a little and my hands slowly enlarged, strangely enough though the fur gloves I wore on my hands didn't rip off. My chest and torso expanded, my stomach expanded a bit as well. I noticed that I wasn't growing fur or anything, but I was definitely getting bigger in terms of my build, maybe I was going to start turning green soon. I watched as my shirt with the spider web insignia slowly grew to fit my growing build, I gasped and then examined myself. Usually when I get all bulky the transformation is usually into either Bruce Campbell or Stallone or maybe into a beast-man or someone like Rawhead Rex or even a pandaren from World Of Warcraft, but this was different.
My legs lengthened quite a bit as my jeans slowly altered to fit them, I felt an odd-sensation in my feet as two of the middle toes on both of them began to stick together, giving them the appearance of being webbed as my feet enlarged a bit. 'Webbed either means frog or fish-person' is what I often thought and said about this, because that was specifically an amphibian/fish-person trait...okay and a duck trait too, but still...deep ones, deep ones. There was a boost in my height as I elevated from 5'7 to 6'1 as my shoulders broadened and my back followed. Looking at myself, I would definitely say I weighed 249lbs..not overweight, not obese, average for a guy of this build. My hair slicked itself back and darkened, taking on a much more different style as my neckline altered. Interestingly my eyes widened as one of them turned from brown to green and the other remained brown. My eyebrows thickened a little bit but I didn't mind this.
Following this part of the process, my features slowly morphed and reshaped themselves, my nose broadening a bit as my teeth brightened. My cheekbones sharpened as my features slowly altered a bit more...it didn't take a web-search to look up who I was transforming into...since I knew that the only person I knew who had both webbed toes and different colored eyes was Dan Aykroyd, and that's who I was morphing into. 'Weird, usually they have me as a Belushi or Candy kind of guy. Heck, even I thought of myself as a Belushi guy in terms of the dynmanic between me and my best friend...but now I see i'm more of an Aykroyd, then again i've always been unusual. Being part vampire helps.' My jawline contorted as my features contorted one more time, slowly morphing into a perfect replica of his features as my voice deepened, gruffening as it contorted, shifting and becoming a bit more masculine but also with a rather rapid-fire set of mannerisms and quirks as it also shifted to sound exactly like his. 'Is this as weird as it was the first time you discovered your powers?' 'It's up there alright but I don't mind it that much. The first time I recall basically transforming into a rhino-man that I swore could be Rocksteady's twin brother.' I chuckled to myself as I remembered my first transformation into my rhino-man form and also into my were-panda form.
Noticing how Aykroydian my voice sounded at this point, I blushed a little...since I wasn't exactly used to this. My personality merged with Aykroyd's one as both of our mannerisms/personalities were combined into one, when my metamorphosis was completed...I looked and sounded like him, and could definitely pass as him, I never thought about it up until now but in a way...this seemed natural, because watching him in the movies always made me feel like I was watching myself...as much as I regretted to admit it, I basically was and still kind of...Aykroydian, and while that maybe weird to some..to me it sounded normal and that's what mattered the most. It didn't matter what others thought of me, but rather what I think of me. 'Woah...did the skull do that?' 'My hypothesis is correct..the skull's powers did in fact do that, a supernatural blast of energy that was obviously from behind this realm transformed me into Dan Aykroyd. And now look...i'm him. I guess i'm not a Belushi or Candy guy after all.' 'Why do you think you were more of a Belushi guy originally?' 'I just sort of did, mainly because I loved him the most out of all the original cast. And now...i'm an Aykroyd guy.' 'I can clearly see that you are.'
Even as Dan, I was still prone to being sarcastic and oddly adorkable, that's just part of my personality. Unlike my Drmusic2-1 incarnation, the Monstermaster13 incarnation of me is and always will be fiery and self-aware. Even though most of the time I was perceived as weird because of my love of monsters and my habit of turning into other people and characters, that didn't bother me...because in a way, being an outcast is a good thing. As someone who crushes on characters like Elvira, Marsha Quist, Morticia Addams, Vampirella, Santanico Pandemonium, Felicia, Demona and Bowsette...I would definitely say that this was normal for me. I'm an oddball and proud of it.
"So is this normal for you then?"
"Yes...it is."
"You know, others may not understand you...but I do."
That's what definitely made me proud of who I was...knowing that there were other people out there in the universe who felt the same way whether they be human or non-human, weirdness isn't something to be ashamed of, we're all a little abnormal..there is no such thing as 'normal', well there is..it just depends on the person, and to some being turned into a respected Canadian comedian and actor may come across as weird but to me it's a typical night for me and it's normal. Plus, I wouldn't have it any other way. If anyone says you're weird for having interests different than their own and that you should change the way you are, don't listen to them...just keep on being you, and embracing what you have. To all the Gonzos out there who have always felt like they are from another planet, you are not alone...you are never alone.
NOTE: This is based on my own experiences and is a first person story of my character turning into Dan Aykroyd, it pokes fun of my online reputation and how people perceive me based on what you may have heard.
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I've always been the oddball...the weirdo, the one who always did strange and unusual things...because I myself am strange and unusual, more than a little in fact. To those listeners who have just started tuning into my adventures please allow me to introduce myself my name is Dr Nathan Forester aka Monstermaster13, I am a humanoid male with dark brown hair and brown eyes and a love of monsters. And this is one of my tales, transformation is my game but i'm not the kind of person that solely sticks to doing transformations into Pokemon (even though I am a Pokemon fan) or animals or even things like vehicles or objects, oh no...i'm a character transformation guy, Disney, Marvel, Dreamworks, Pixar, Illumination...you name it. Especially horror characters. What? Don't tell me you haven't had dreams about becoming Freddy Krueger, the Tall-Man or Jason Voorhees. And then there's celebrity transformations..which I can't get enough of, and possession. I've always been obsessed with morphing effects ever since I first became an artist and DA-Verse member, seeing these pieces of people I admire turning into characters like Goofy, Stitch, the Beast from Beauty and The Beast and even aliens from Star Wars always impressed me and then there were the Animorphs book covers that made me want to do transformations like that.
Even though some of my detractors find my work to be insane due to the were-celebs and all, it's perfectly normal for me to do them and it's my thing anyway...so what do they know? If they want to typecast me as a nutjob or weirdo that's their own fault and not mine, i'm just me. Besides, telling someone who actually has supernatural powers that they're crazy is kind of tempting fate. The problem with most transformations specifically character driven ones that sometimes half of them seem to have an entire part of the story dedicated to jerking off, specifically usually a male character jerking off as their transforming. With those I am basically like 'we get it, muscular non-human characters are sexy for some reason. We didn't need a whole paragraph of someone jerking off while turning into one of the Monstars or fucking Dragaux.' Seriously, I have nothing against people who do those sort of transformations, it's just they need to be more moderate. But apart from that, transformations are the best. Especially I found out that I myself had supernatural powers. It's a complicated story really, i'm half vampire...on my mother's side.
And even more than that...I have transformation powers, have always had them. The problem is..they can be a bit unpredictable and when I first developed them I couldn't exactly control them. One night I was looking through my online TF scrapbook and thinking about a few of them. 'Ah yes, that one time when I was at a museum and I transformed into an anthro T-rex.' 'I bet people were startled when they saw it.' 'You could definitely say that they were.' 'Ooh...is that the infamous Lord Of The Rings episode?' 'Indeed it is. All those people in the back-row got turned into hobbits, elves and even a few orcs.' 'These adventures are always funny to me.' 'I'm glad you enjoy them.' 'Do you have any adventures you've regretted?' I thought carefully about this. 'Pretty much the entirety of my Drmusic2-1 incarnation. A total tryhard who tried way too hard to be hip and edgy.' 'You're being too hard on yourself.' 'Really? Have you seen my early stuff? I pretty much impersonated Chumsley the werejohncandy...poorly, in the forum district of the DA-Verse, and people in that distract are cruel and heartless sons of witches.'
For the record, the DA-Verse has always been such a wonderful place to life but then there's the forum districts, basically these seedy areas with lots of equally as seedy bars. And the people there were cruel and merciless...to me at least, they never took me seriously when I had a legit complaint but they allowed a Daloli-verse citizen who was known for using multiple forms to decieve her victims to enter their premises. Forum districts in general tend to be very cruel and vile places. The Blues Brothers Central-Verse's one in particular was particularly dangerous for me, for obvious reasons...well, apart from my own behavior under the influence of hyper-activium...the main reason was that district's leader, basically every forum district has a leader who calls the shots and the particular leader for that district was pretty much a dark mistress who cursed anyone who questioned her, her powers didn't work on me though and eventually she did turn to the side of good. But those days were terrible ones. I regretted everything I did in that incarnation of myself. 'The old me was so awful. I don't know what I was thinking.' 'You were in a dark time...' 'A very dark time indeed.' 'Do you ever think about how you were treated?'
"Often..and I hate it."
"So you must have got typecast a lot..."
"Yep, always the weirdo, the psychopath...the were-guy, the freak, the abomination."
"Don't let those people tell you who you can and can't be and what you can and cannot do."
"You're right...I shouldn't.."
'That's right Nate, you're different than they are. You don't have to change for anything. You're the only one who can decide that, and not them...they have no buisness questioning you or your ways. Besides, being a social outcast is fascinating and interesting. People love outcasts and misfits because they can relate to them, you're a relatable guy.' 'You really think so?' 'Think so...I know so.' I thought about my own personal love of horror and monster movies, and how sometimes the monsters weren't evil and how some of the most well known ones were tragic victims and outcasts, l guess i've always related to the monsters more than people sometimes...because in a way monsters are technically human on the inside and some are even part human or human during the day anyway. 'Some of the best monsters are misunderstood.' I examined my online scrapbook for a few minute before I decided to look at an item that Mel had required. It was a skull of some kind, resembling the Crystal Head vodka bottles only with glowing eyes. 'Mel's friend is always going on about that skull, she says he knows all and sees all and can see the future.' 'Do you believe that the skull has powers?' 'I certainly do...'
I picked up the skull and shook it, whispering to it as if I had a secret to share when suddenly a dark supernatural energy blast burst out from it and shot me, sending me on a spinning spree before it dimmed down. A tingling sensation slowly began to come over me as I noticed my skin imperfections fading and retracting, looking at my arms I could feel them stretching and growing...as they bulked up a little and my hands slowly enlarged, strangely enough though the fur gloves I wore on my hands didn't rip off. My chest and torso expanded, my stomach expanded a bit as well. I noticed that I wasn't growing fur or anything, but I was definitely getting bigger in terms of my build, maybe I was going to start turning green soon. I watched as my shirt with the spider web insignia slowly grew to fit my growing build, I gasped and then examined myself. Usually when I get all bulky the transformation is usually into either Bruce Campbell or Stallone or maybe into a beast-man or someone like Rawhead Rex or even a pandaren from World Of Warcraft, but this was different.
My legs lengthened quite a bit as my jeans slowly altered to fit them, I felt an odd-sensation in my feet as two of the middle toes on both of them began to stick together, giving them the appearance of being webbed as my feet enlarged a bit. 'Webbed either means frog or fish-person' is what I often thought and said about this, because that was specifically an amphibian/fish-person trait...okay and a duck trait too, but still...deep ones, deep ones. There was a boost in my height as I elevated from 5'7 to 6'1 as my shoulders broadened and my back followed. Looking at myself, I would definitely say I weighed 249lbs..not overweight, not obese, average for a guy of this build. My hair slicked itself back and darkened, taking on a much more different style as my neckline altered. Interestingly my eyes widened as one of them turned from brown to green and the other remained brown. My eyebrows thickened a little bit but I didn't mind this.
Following this part of the process, my features slowly morphed and reshaped themselves, my nose broadening a bit as my teeth brightened. My cheekbones sharpened as my features slowly altered a bit more...it didn't take a web-search to look up who I was transforming into...since I knew that the only person I knew who had both webbed toes and different colored eyes was Dan Aykroyd, and that's who I was morphing into. 'Weird, usually they have me as a Belushi or Candy kind of guy. Heck, even I thought of myself as a Belushi guy in terms of the dynmanic between me and my best friend...but now I see i'm more of an Aykroyd, then again i've always been unusual. Being part vampire helps.' My jawline contorted as my features contorted one more time, slowly morphing into a perfect replica of his features as my voice deepened, gruffening as it contorted, shifting and becoming a bit more masculine but also with a rather rapid-fire set of mannerisms and quirks as it also shifted to sound exactly like his. 'Is this as weird as it was the first time you discovered your powers?' 'It's up there alright but I don't mind it that much. The first time I recall basically transforming into a rhino-man that I swore could be Rocksteady's twin brother.' I chuckled to myself as I remembered my first transformation into my rhino-man form and also into my were-panda form.
Noticing how Aykroydian my voice sounded at this point, I blushed a little...since I wasn't exactly used to this. My personality merged with Aykroyd's one as both of our mannerisms/personalities were combined into one, when my metamorphosis was completed...I looked and sounded like him, and could definitely pass as him, I never thought about it up until now but in a way...this seemed natural, because watching him in the movies always made me feel like I was watching myself...as much as I regretted to admit it, I basically was and still kind of...Aykroydian, and while that maybe weird to some..to me it sounded normal and that's what mattered the most. It didn't matter what others thought of me, but rather what I think of me. 'Woah...did the skull do that?' 'My hypothesis is correct..the skull's powers did in fact do that, a supernatural blast of energy that was obviously from behind this realm transformed me into Dan Aykroyd. And now look...i'm him. I guess i'm not a Belushi or Candy guy after all.' 'Why do you think you were more of a Belushi guy originally?' 'I just sort of did, mainly because I loved him the most out of all the original cast. And now...i'm an Aykroyd guy.' 'I can clearly see that you are.'
Even as Dan, I was still prone to being sarcastic and oddly adorkable, that's just part of my personality. Unlike my Drmusic2-1 incarnation, the Monstermaster13 incarnation of me is and always will be fiery and self-aware. Even though most of the time I was perceived as weird because of my love of monsters and my habit of turning into other people and characters, that didn't bother me...because in a way, being an outcast is a good thing. As someone who crushes on characters like Elvira, Marsha Quist, Morticia Addams, Vampirella, Santanico Pandemonium, Felicia, Demona and Bowsette...I would definitely say that this was normal for me. I'm an oddball and proud of it.
"So is this normal for you then?"
"Yes...it is."
"You know, others may not understand you...but I do."
That's what definitely made me proud of who I was...knowing that there were other people out there in the universe who felt the same way whether they be human or non-human, weirdness isn't something to be ashamed of, we're all a little abnormal..there is no such thing as 'normal', well there is..it just depends on the person, and to some being turned into a respected Canadian comedian and actor may come across as weird but to me it's a typical night for me and it's normal. Plus, I wouldn't have it any other way. If anyone says you're weird for having interests different than their own and that you should change the way you are, don't listen to them...just keep on being you, and embracing what you have. To all the Gonzos out there who have always felt like they are from another planet, you are not alone...you are never alone.
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