A Gift From Mystic Mel.
A Gift From Mystic Mel.
Fan-girl to Dan Aykroyd ftm tg with MC.
NOTE: This is based on personal experiences and uses the Secondary Holy Church of Aykroyd as a key area and expands on the lore, it also involves Mel and Eucalyptus as their high priestess personas and also is based on the song Dark Lady by Cher.
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Sometimes a fandom can be a little on the extreme side, and this is one such example. Melanie Sanders or 'Mel' for short was a brown haired koala-girl who was best friends with another koala-girl, one with greenish blue fur named Eucalyptus and both of them had were the high priestesses of a group known as The Secondary Holy Church Of Aykroyd which was started by Eucalyptus herself after discovering there wasn't a Dan Aykroyd fandom gathering area in their neighborhood, the two koala-girl priestesses decided to form one and open it up for not just buisness but for the purpose of entertaining others...one evening the two koala-girls, dressed in their priestess outfits and headdresses heard a knock at the doors of the church. 'Who could that be at this hour?' 'It's probably another soul-sucking salesman, you know how common those are.' 'Why would they come here though?' 'Probably because they're hungry?' 'Soul-sucking salesmen are a low-level threat, right up there next to killer pillows and that one woman who is a werewolf who also turns into a stamp-collecting bald-man named Melvin.' 'Shall we go and see who it is anyway?' 'Good idea..'
Mel opened the door and what she was greeted by was an unusual sight, a woman dressed like she was cosplaying as Nancy Downs from The Craft, with numerous Dan Aykroyd related merch in a bag. 'Mel...who brought in the witch?' 'Oh, you must be Mel and Eucalyptus. My name is Amilynia.' 'Ah yes, we've heard about you...you're that crazy lady with the death fetish who kept following Russell around.' 'So...Russell Brand is YOUR friend?' 'Well technically former arch enemy turned best friend, but yes.' Amilynia was known for her obsession with death, she claimed to have seen numerous different versions of herself in visions and in some of them she had seen a mysterious woman dressed in a flowing black dress being driven around in a limousine. 'So...what are you here for?' 'Well, a certain Werebelushi told me that you might be able to do something for me.' 'I didn't know Werebelushi In Shades hung out with someone like you.' 'What does that mean?' 'Well according to him, you're not the nicest of monsters. You basically had a vendetta against him, insulted him, and almost succeeded in killing him, you used dark magic to imprison his best friends and also you stalked him.' 'That was in the past, i've come to mend my ways.'
"Oh I don't know about that...you still seem untrustworthy to me, what do you think Eukie?"
"Hmmm...her aura is very intense and dark, that kind of aura is dangerous. Definitely untrustworthy to me."
Eucalyptus shook her head and looked over at Amilynia, her eyes turning from their brownish color to a color that was bluer than blue itself as she concentrated, she could sense a dark aura within this woman. That aura sent chills down her spine and made her feel like she couldn't trust her. 'No offense Amilynia, but your aura definitely is hazardous and if you're not careful, you could end up blackening this whole place.' 'But...' 'But nothing, an aura associated with dark forces like those in the Daloli-verse only brings terror and disaster to all that come near you.' 'It's not that obvious, is it?' 'Oh, it is very obvious I am afraid. We don't usually welcome someone such as you into the church.' 'I've come here because I said that I guess I could be his companion.' 'He already HAS several of those and I remember you saying you wouldn't do this until after the real Aykroyd has left the mortal coil.' 'I know I said that but he told me that you were the two to seek out for this sort of thing.' 'That's true, we are...but I still don't think we should trust you.' 'Could you? Please?'
"Let's just see what the mystic skull has to say."
"The skull? Isn't that a?"
"A Crystal Head bottle? Yes...to non-supernatural citizens of this universe...but this is more than a bottle. He knows all and sees all."
"Basically we consult the skull for advice and also when it comes to upholding the lore and rules."
"How exactly does that work?"
The green haired koala-girl picked up the skull and whispered to 'him'. 'Uh huh...yes, yes...yes..I know this woman's aura could blacken the entirety of the church and we don't want that...but I think we could fix that.' 'What does the skull say?' 'He says that even though you could be a potential threat, that with a proper induction and healing process you could join us as a member.' 'So does the skull have supernatural powers?' 'Yes, indeed he does. And he or she who controls the skull and its powers controls the universe.' 'So he's like the spice Melange?' 'Ah I see you are a woman of good taste. I too have read Frank Herbert's classic sci fi novel Dune.' Mel held up a couple of Dune that she had, it was very much similar to the one Amilynia had in her bag. 'Perhaps there is a place for you in this church after all.' 'There is?' 'Just let me consult the skull first.' Eukie responded. 'You ask the skull for advice?' 'Indeed we do...he knows everything. And he'll know what we should do.'
Eucalyptus whispered to the skull a second time, this time picking up a response from 'him'. 'Ah, yes..yes..he says you can join.' 'Really? I can join the church of Aykroyd?' 'Why yes, you certainly can.' 'Thank you...this is going to be a great help.' 'What exactly do you need our services for?' 'Well I said I guess I could be the Were-Belushi's partner but you already pointed out that problem with that.' 'Oh did you mean that you wanted to?' 'Originally I said that I wanted to be a Werebelushi like him, but since he doesn't transfer his powers to others I decided on wanting to...' 'Be close to him?' 'Exactly...' 'Oh we can do that, no problem. After all what better way to become a friend of the big Belushster himself than to join an Aykroyd centric church?'.
'So do you think that you can do it?' 'Yes, you can..' 'But first...we need some monster coins.' 'No problem, i've got some on me.' Amilynia presented her monster coins to Mel who took them with a friendly smile and responded...'Follow us to the ceremony room please'. She followed the two koala-girls to a darkened room near the meditation area. 'Alright, thank you. We'll be with you soon.' She sat herself down on one of the chairs as Mel and Eukie emerged in their nun outfits, Eukie still opting to wear the jewels from her priestess costume. 'I'm ready.' Mel placed her crystal ball on the table and whispered into it. 'Ah, what's this? According to the crystal ball, you seek redemption...and you have come to the right place. You have always felt like you don't belong amongst your peers.' 'How did you know that?' 'The crystal ball sees everything and knows everything.'
A demonic face that looked like the Librarian ghost from Ghostbusters materialized in the ball as Mel gasped. 'Is that me?' 'I'm afraid so, hanging out with the Daloli-verse has corrupted you a bit over the years. That's why your aura is so dark.' 'But how?' 'You see Miss Amilynia...the Daloli-verse's citizens have what is known as a corruptive aura that can infect others, like you for example....it turns normally good-hearted people into hate-demons.' 'I've seen those.' 'I'd hate for you to become a hate-demon yourself.' 'So what can you do to fix that?' 'Well a healing/cleansing process of course. Followed by the induction.' 'And this will help me?' 'Oh yes it will.' The koala-girl took Amilynia's hand and read her mind while she prepared a special brew for the induction and healing process, she laughed and danced for several minutes and a few hours until the clock struck 12 and until her brew was done. 'Ah, it's ready...' She rubbed some of the brew on Amilynia, which served as a soothing ointment that took out all the physical pain she had been suffering from and also as one to heal her of wickedish ways, all of her dark and slightly twisted thoughts fading away. 'And now for the magic words, Eukie..' Mel gestured to Eucalyptus, Eucalyptus smiled as she got out her incantation book. 'Which ones? Mecca lecca hi mecca hiney ho? Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam?' 'The other one...' 'Ah, this one.' 'How about we do this one together?' 'Sounds like a good idea to me.' The two koala-girls concentrated as they chanted in unison...'Gunter glieben glauchen globen'. She told Amilynia more about her than she knew herself in the process.
Amilyn's body began to glow as the dark markings that she had gotten from being a Daloli-verse citizen faded away as her aura slowly lightened. Mel used a spell to fully induct her into the circle that she and Eukie were apart of, bestowing her with a gift. 'Welcome to the church of Aykroyd, Amilynia.' Eukie chuckled. 'Hmmm..i've been cured but I don't feel any different.' 'Oh but you are definitely better.' 'And that's not all.' 'There's more?' 'Oh yes...now the crystal ball is picking up more transmissions from the other side.' 'Tell me more...' Mel used her magic to make several cards float in the air, and dealt two of them, and chanted some words that were very strange to her, one of the cards was a two-eyed jack, the color seemed to change from black to red. She could have sworn that just before it was black, but she saw the card was red. 'That card...wasn't that card black earlier? It was...I swear it was.' 'That's magic for ya!' 'How did you do that?' 'If I told you that I'd be revealing my secrets, and you know what they say.' 'A magician never reveals his or her secrets?' 'Exactly. However, my friends have something to share.' 'Which friends exactly?' 'My friends on the other side. I've got hoodoo, i've got voodoo, i've got things i haven't even tried! And i've got friends on the other side.'
Mel gazed into the crystal ball again, this time an image of Dan Aykroyd materialized. 'What is it that you and your friends see?' 'The man you love is Dan, it's more than secretly true. Because he is someone who will be very close to you.' 'You knew?' 'Why of course I do...don't be ashamed, we love him too.' 'Mystic Mel..tell me, tell me..what do I do?' 'My advice to you is that you keep us on speed dial just in case, but also that you must never tell anyone about this.' 'Not even my friends?' 'You can tell them, but beware...not all creatures in this world are as friendly as we are.' 'Yeah, there are hate-demons and other creatures that might prey on you.' 'Luckily though I do know some magic.' 'Now that you're no longer influenced by the Daloli-verse, what kind of spellcaster class do you want? Eukie and I are Poke-witches and there are numerous types.' 'I'd like to be a Charmer, please.' 'Charm spells, huh? Excellent choice.' Now that the former villainess was part of the church she was ecstatic to work with the two.
"One more question..."
"What would that be?"
"Are there any unusual side effects to that ointment?"
"Last time I checked, no...yes, previously the products have resulted in people sometimes getting possessed or possibly gaining extra limbs, but nothing fatal."
"Will that happen to me?"
"Nah, you've got nothing to worry about."
Amilynia sighed with relief as she picked up her bag and headed out of the church, feeling glad that she had nothing to worry about. However things started taking a turn for the unusual a couple of hours later and she attempted to have a rest, but she couldn't because of all the things Mel had said, she couldn't help but think of what she had said and all those monsters, luckily she could easily fight them off..just as she was about to another attempt at resting when she started to feel a little bit odd, her stomach gurgled loudly...but she wasn't ill or anything like that. 'Hmmm..what was in that?'. Her arms suddenly bulked up a little as they filled with a bit of musculature, her hands slowly enlarging while her signature purple and black nail polish seemed to drip off.
In addition to this her skin lost its typical paleness as it changed color and tone, her chest slowly inflated and broadened as did her torso..her breasts retracted into the former as her stomach inflated quite a bit. Her dark aura lightened even more as her hips retracted, her legs altering in the same way her arms had as she saw her feet enlarging and growing from within her sandals, she kicked her sandals off to reveal her growing feet. Her feet had grown significantly larger and the two middle toes on both of them were becoming webbed in appearance. 'Webbed? I hope i'm not turning into a frog. I'm not green and slimy...at least I don't think I am.' She gasped a little as her privates contorted to the more mannish variant. Her back broadened as did her shoulders and she slowly shot up in height to 6'1. She panted as her black and dark blue hair lightened, turning brown and shortening a little as her eyebrows thickened, turning the same color as her eyes widened...one eye remaining brown while the other turned green, she let out a scream as this was happening to her.
Her neckline altered as her jawline broadened and her cheekbones sharpened, her nose slowly broadening in the process as her lips lost her feminine qualities, as shocking as it was to her, it was actually quite fascinating...as her features morphed and reshaped themselves, contorting themselves into the features of the one and only Dan Aykroyd, she was very much Aykroydian in appearance as her attire shifted to a more priestly looking one. She coughed a little as her voice deepened and altered, gruffening and realigning itself, shifting from female to masculine as it altered to sound like the person she resembled. She looked and sounded like Aykroyd himself as her personality and mindset shifted, she or rather 'he' at this point started to remember that he was indeed Dan Aykroyd and he was set to make an appearance at the church, he looked out the window and saw the blood red full moon. 'I sense something supernatural on the horizon. I better get to the church.'
A glowing light surfaced from above as he was teleported to the church, when the light dimmed he had arrived at the Secondary Holy Church of Aykroyd and was greeted by Mel and Eucalyptus. 'Greetings father Aykroyd.' 'Greetings high priestess Mel and high priestess Eucalyptus.' 'What brings you to the church?' 'Well...I sensed something supernatural, it has something to do with the blood red full moon.' 'Ah yes..do you think it has an effect on people?' 'It definitely does.' 'Hopefully it doesn't have any effect on you...like we wouldn't you turning into your monster form from the Twilight Zone movie and hurting someone now would you?' 'Of course not.' 'Besides, Werebelushi in Shades may have been right. I just hope you're still you and you're not a..were-version of yourself.' 'A Were-me?' 'Yeah, as in a Were-Aykroyd...Were-Kyroyd? That crazy witch lady from earlier said something about that.' 'That same crazy witch lady who tried to enslave your friends?' 'Yep.' 'That woman scares me sometimes.' 'Sometimes? She's scary to everybody, at least she was before becoming a good guy and joining us.' Dan chuckled. 'Yeah..I remember when she made voodoo dolls of me and John and made both of them make-out with each-other. Making out with my own best friend is just about the worst thing ever...at least one of them.' 'You're alright, now aren't you?' 'Yes..I am. Now before our first order of buisness we must do the traditional church of Aykroyd greeting call!'
'Right behind you, Dan! Arooooooooo!' Mel howled, followed by Eucalyptus screaming back with...'Dahahaha!' and 'Leedle Leedle Leedle lee!' 'Aroooooo!' 'Dahahaha!' 'Leedle leedle leedle lee!'. 'Very good, you have gotten a lot better at it.' 'Thanks, that means a lot coming from you.' 'So do you think you'll be able to protect me from the evil creatures that may be out tonight?' 'Dan, we're koalas, and if us koala-girls are known for anything it's being extremely protective of our loved ones.' 'I knew you could cont on you two.' 'You know, I think I see good things in your future.' 'Oooh, you do, do ya?' 'Well yes, trust me.' 'Alright, Mystic Mel.' 'The lesson of this story is sometimes you have to be careful about what horrible monsters lurk in the corners of the DA-Verse and which fandoms have the most horrific creatures in them, but no matter what enemies you might meet...you can always find solstice with friends over at church of Aykroyd, the high priestesses don't discriminate and all are welcome, all are welcome.
And never ever doubt Mystic Mel, for she knows and sees all...and if you play your cards right...your future and everything about it will be a bright one. For this is one koala psychic you don't want to doubt.
Fan-girl to Dan Aykroyd ftm tg with MC.
NOTE: This is based on personal experiences and uses the Secondary Holy Church of Aykroyd as a key area and expands on the lore, it also involves Mel and Eucalyptus as their high priestess personas and also is based on the song Dark Lady by Cher.
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Sometimes a fandom can be a little on the extreme side, and this is one such example. Melanie Sanders or 'Mel' for short was a brown haired koala-girl who was best friends with another koala-girl, one with greenish blue fur named Eucalyptus and both of them had were the high priestesses of a group known as The Secondary Holy Church Of Aykroyd which was started by Eucalyptus herself after discovering there wasn't a Dan Aykroyd fandom gathering area in their neighborhood, the two koala-girl priestesses decided to form one and open it up for not just buisness but for the purpose of entertaining others...one evening the two koala-girls, dressed in their priestess outfits and headdresses heard a knock at the doors of the church. 'Who could that be at this hour?' 'It's probably another soul-sucking salesman, you know how common those are.' 'Why would they come here though?' 'Probably because they're hungry?' 'Soul-sucking salesmen are a low-level threat, right up there next to killer pillows and that one woman who is a werewolf who also turns into a stamp-collecting bald-man named Melvin.' 'Shall we go and see who it is anyway?' 'Good idea..'
Mel opened the door and what she was greeted by was an unusual sight, a woman dressed like she was cosplaying as Nancy Downs from The Craft, with numerous Dan Aykroyd related merch in a bag. 'Mel...who brought in the witch?' 'Oh, you must be Mel and Eucalyptus. My name is Amilynia.' 'Ah yes, we've heard about you...you're that crazy lady with the death fetish who kept following Russell around.' 'So...Russell Brand is YOUR friend?' 'Well technically former arch enemy turned best friend, but yes.' Amilynia was known for her obsession with death, she claimed to have seen numerous different versions of herself in visions and in some of them she had seen a mysterious woman dressed in a flowing black dress being driven around in a limousine. 'So...what are you here for?' 'Well, a certain Werebelushi told me that you might be able to do something for me.' 'I didn't know Werebelushi In Shades hung out with someone like you.' 'What does that mean?' 'Well according to him, you're not the nicest of monsters. You basically had a vendetta against him, insulted him, and almost succeeded in killing him, you used dark magic to imprison his best friends and also you stalked him.' 'That was in the past, i've come to mend my ways.'
"Oh I don't know about that...you still seem untrustworthy to me, what do you think Eukie?"
"Hmmm...her aura is very intense and dark, that kind of aura is dangerous. Definitely untrustworthy to me."
Eucalyptus shook her head and looked over at Amilynia, her eyes turning from their brownish color to a color that was bluer than blue itself as she concentrated, she could sense a dark aura within this woman. That aura sent chills down her spine and made her feel like she couldn't trust her. 'No offense Amilynia, but your aura definitely is hazardous and if you're not careful, you could end up blackening this whole place.' 'But...' 'But nothing, an aura associated with dark forces like those in the Daloli-verse only brings terror and disaster to all that come near you.' 'It's not that obvious, is it?' 'Oh, it is very obvious I am afraid. We don't usually welcome someone such as you into the church.' 'I've come here because I said that I guess I could be his companion.' 'He already HAS several of those and I remember you saying you wouldn't do this until after the real Aykroyd has left the mortal coil.' 'I know I said that but he told me that you were the two to seek out for this sort of thing.' 'That's true, we are...but I still don't think we should trust you.' 'Could you? Please?'
"Let's just see what the mystic skull has to say."
"The skull? Isn't that a?"
"A Crystal Head bottle? Yes...to non-supernatural citizens of this universe...but this is more than a bottle. He knows all and sees all."
"Basically we consult the skull for advice and also when it comes to upholding the lore and rules."
"How exactly does that work?"
The green haired koala-girl picked up the skull and whispered to 'him'. 'Uh huh...yes, yes...yes..I know this woman's aura could blacken the entirety of the church and we don't want that...but I think we could fix that.' 'What does the skull say?' 'He says that even though you could be a potential threat, that with a proper induction and healing process you could join us as a member.' 'So does the skull have supernatural powers?' 'Yes, indeed he does. And he or she who controls the skull and its powers controls the universe.' 'So he's like the spice Melange?' 'Ah I see you are a woman of good taste. I too have read Frank Herbert's classic sci fi novel Dune.' Mel held up a couple of Dune that she had, it was very much similar to the one Amilynia had in her bag. 'Perhaps there is a place for you in this church after all.' 'There is?' 'Just let me consult the skull first.' Eukie responded. 'You ask the skull for advice?' 'Indeed we do...he knows everything. And he'll know what we should do.'
Eucalyptus whispered to the skull a second time, this time picking up a response from 'him'. 'Ah, yes..yes..he says you can join.' 'Really? I can join the church of Aykroyd?' 'Why yes, you certainly can.' 'Thank you...this is going to be a great help.' 'What exactly do you need our services for?' 'Well I said I guess I could be the Were-Belushi's partner but you already pointed out that problem with that.' 'Oh did you mean that you wanted to?' 'Originally I said that I wanted to be a Werebelushi like him, but since he doesn't transfer his powers to others I decided on wanting to...' 'Be close to him?' 'Exactly...' 'Oh we can do that, no problem. After all what better way to become a friend of the big Belushster himself than to join an Aykroyd centric church?'.
'So do you think that you can do it?' 'Yes, you can..' 'But first...we need some monster coins.' 'No problem, i've got some on me.' Amilynia presented her monster coins to Mel who took them with a friendly smile and responded...'Follow us to the ceremony room please'. She followed the two koala-girls to a darkened room near the meditation area. 'Alright, thank you. We'll be with you soon.' She sat herself down on one of the chairs as Mel and Eukie emerged in their nun outfits, Eukie still opting to wear the jewels from her priestess costume. 'I'm ready.' Mel placed her crystal ball on the table and whispered into it. 'Ah, what's this? According to the crystal ball, you seek redemption...and you have come to the right place. You have always felt like you don't belong amongst your peers.' 'How did you know that?' 'The crystal ball sees everything and knows everything.'
A demonic face that looked like the Librarian ghost from Ghostbusters materialized in the ball as Mel gasped. 'Is that me?' 'I'm afraid so, hanging out with the Daloli-verse has corrupted you a bit over the years. That's why your aura is so dark.' 'But how?' 'You see Miss Amilynia...the Daloli-verse's citizens have what is known as a corruptive aura that can infect others, like you for example....it turns normally good-hearted people into hate-demons.' 'I've seen those.' 'I'd hate for you to become a hate-demon yourself.' 'So what can you do to fix that?' 'Well a healing/cleansing process of course. Followed by the induction.' 'And this will help me?' 'Oh yes it will.' The koala-girl took Amilynia's hand and read her mind while she prepared a special brew for the induction and healing process, she laughed and danced for several minutes and a few hours until the clock struck 12 and until her brew was done. 'Ah, it's ready...' She rubbed some of the brew on Amilynia, which served as a soothing ointment that took out all the physical pain she had been suffering from and also as one to heal her of wickedish ways, all of her dark and slightly twisted thoughts fading away. 'And now for the magic words, Eukie..' Mel gestured to Eucalyptus, Eucalyptus smiled as she got out her incantation book. 'Which ones? Mecca lecca hi mecca hiney ho? Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam?' 'The other one...' 'Ah, this one.' 'How about we do this one together?' 'Sounds like a good idea to me.' The two koala-girls concentrated as they chanted in unison...'Gunter glieben glauchen globen'. She told Amilynia more about her than she knew herself in the process.
Amilyn's body began to glow as the dark markings that she had gotten from being a Daloli-verse citizen faded away as her aura slowly lightened. Mel used a spell to fully induct her into the circle that she and Eukie were apart of, bestowing her with a gift. 'Welcome to the church of Aykroyd, Amilynia.' Eukie chuckled. 'Hmmm..i've been cured but I don't feel any different.' 'Oh but you are definitely better.' 'And that's not all.' 'There's more?' 'Oh yes...now the crystal ball is picking up more transmissions from the other side.' 'Tell me more...' Mel used her magic to make several cards float in the air, and dealt two of them, and chanted some words that were very strange to her, one of the cards was a two-eyed jack, the color seemed to change from black to red. She could have sworn that just before it was black, but she saw the card was red. 'That card...wasn't that card black earlier? It was...I swear it was.' 'That's magic for ya!' 'How did you do that?' 'If I told you that I'd be revealing my secrets, and you know what they say.' 'A magician never reveals his or her secrets?' 'Exactly. However, my friends have something to share.' 'Which friends exactly?' 'My friends on the other side. I've got hoodoo, i've got voodoo, i've got things i haven't even tried! And i've got friends on the other side.'
Mel gazed into the crystal ball again, this time an image of Dan Aykroyd materialized. 'What is it that you and your friends see?' 'The man you love is Dan, it's more than secretly true. Because he is someone who will be very close to you.' 'You knew?' 'Why of course I do...don't be ashamed, we love him too.' 'Mystic Mel..tell me, tell me..what do I do?' 'My advice to you is that you keep us on speed dial just in case, but also that you must never tell anyone about this.' 'Not even my friends?' 'You can tell them, but beware...not all creatures in this world are as friendly as we are.' 'Yeah, there are hate-demons and other creatures that might prey on you.' 'Luckily though I do know some magic.' 'Now that you're no longer influenced by the Daloli-verse, what kind of spellcaster class do you want? Eukie and I are Poke-witches and there are numerous types.' 'I'd like to be a Charmer, please.' 'Charm spells, huh? Excellent choice.' Now that the former villainess was part of the church she was ecstatic to work with the two.
"One more question..."
"What would that be?"
"Are there any unusual side effects to that ointment?"
"Last time I checked, no...yes, previously the products have resulted in people sometimes getting possessed or possibly gaining extra limbs, but nothing fatal."
"Will that happen to me?"
"Nah, you've got nothing to worry about."
Amilynia sighed with relief as she picked up her bag and headed out of the church, feeling glad that she had nothing to worry about. However things started taking a turn for the unusual a couple of hours later and she attempted to have a rest, but she couldn't because of all the things Mel had said, she couldn't help but think of what she had said and all those monsters, luckily she could easily fight them off..just as she was about to another attempt at resting when she started to feel a little bit odd, her stomach gurgled loudly...but she wasn't ill or anything like that. 'Hmmm..what was in that?'. Her arms suddenly bulked up a little as they filled with a bit of musculature, her hands slowly enlarging while her signature purple and black nail polish seemed to drip off.
In addition to this her skin lost its typical paleness as it changed color and tone, her chest slowly inflated and broadened as did her torso..her breasts retracted into the former as her stomach inflated quite a bit. Her dark aura lightened even more as her hips retracted, her legs altering in the same way her arms had as she saw her feet enlarging and growing from within her sandals, she kicked her sandals off to reveal her growing feet. Her feet had grown significantly larger and the two middle toes on both of them were becoming webbed in appearance. 'Webbed? I hope i'm not turning into a frog. I'm not green and slimy...at least I don't think I am.' She gasped a little as her privates contorted to the more mannish variant. Her back broadened as did her shoulders and she slowly shot up in height to 6'1. She panted as her black and dark blue hair lightened, turning brown and shortening a little as her eyebrows thickened, turning the same color as her eyes widened...one eye remaining brown while the other turned green, she let out a scream as this was happening to her.
Her neckline altered as her jawline broadened and her cheekbones sharpened, her nose slowly broadening in the process as her lips lost her feminine qualities, as shocking as it was to her, it was actually quite fascinating...as her features morphed and reshaped themselves, contorting themselves into the features of the one and only Dan Aykroyd, she was very much Aykroydian in appearance as her attire shifted to a more priestly looking one. She coughed a little as her voice deepened and altered, gruffening and realigning itself, shifting from female to masculine as it altered to sound like the person she resembled. She looked and sounded like Aykroyd himself as her personality and mindset shifted, she or rather 'he' at this point started to remember that he was indeed Dan Aykroyd and he was set to make an appearance at the church, he looked out the window and saw the blood red full moon. 'I sense something supernatural on the horizon. I better get to the church.'
A glowing light surfaced from above as he was teleported to the church, when the light dimmed he had arrived at the Secondary Holy Church of Aykroyd and was greeted by Mel and Eucalyptus. 'Greetings father Aykroyd.' 'Greetings high priestess Mel and high priestess Eucalyptus.' 'What brings you to the church?' 'Well...I sensed something supernatural, it has something to do with the blood red full moon.' 'Ah yes..do you think it has an effect on people?' 'It definitely does.' 'Hopefully it doesn't have any effect on you...like we wouldn't you turning into your monster form from the Twilight Zone movie and hurting someone now would you?' 'Of course not.' 'Besides, Werebelushi in Shades may have been right. I just hope you're still you and you're not a..were-version of yourself.' 'A Were-me?' 'Yeah, as in a Were-Aykroyd...Were-Kyroyd? That crazy witch lady from earlier said something about that.' 'That same crazy witch lady who tried to enslave your friends?' 'Yep.' 'That woman scares me sometimes.' 'Sometimes? She's scary to everybody, at least she was before becoming a good guy and joining us.' Dan chuckled. 'Yeah..I remember when she made voodoo dolls of me and John and made both of them make-out with each-other. Making out with my own best friend is just about the worst thing ever...at least one of them.' 'You're alright, now aren't you?' 'Yes..I am. Now before our first order of buisness we must do the traditional church of Aykroyd greeting call!'
'Right behind you, Dan! Arooooooooo!' Mel howled, followed by Eucalyptus screaming back with...'Dahahaha!' and 'Leedle Leedle Leedle lee!' 'Aroooooo!' 'Dahahaha!' 'Leedle leedle leedle lee!'. 'Very good, you have gotten a lot better at it.' 'Thanks, that means a lot coming from you.' 'So do you think you'll be able to protect me from the evil creatures that may be out tonight?' 'Dan, we're koalas, and if us koala-girls are known for anything it's being extremely protective of our loved ones.' 'I knew you could cont on you two.' 'You know, I think I see good things in your future.' 'Oooh, you do, do ya?' 'Well yes, trust me.' 'Alright, Mystic Mel.' 'The lesson of this story is sometimes you have to be careful about what horrible monsters lurk in the corners of the DA-Verse and which fandoms have the most horrific creatures in them, but no matter what enemies you might meet...you can always find solstice with friends over at church of Aykroyd, the high priestesses don't discriminate and all are welcome, all are welcome.
And never ever doubt Mystic Mel, for she knows and sees all...and if you play your cards right...your future and everything about it will be a bright one. For this is one koala psychic you don't want to doubt.
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