TftW: Beast On The Outside.
TftW: Beast On The Outside.
Were-Beast TF
NOTE:
This isn't based on personal experiences and if you know someone who acts like this, please don't get triggered, this is just satire and horror comedy at its finest. And it involves a famous monster duo.
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There was once a DA-Verse villainess who was known for being a petulant, whiny, irritating brat. Her name was Dark Princess Romana. She had a look that screamed 80's reject, basically what would happen if you Brundleflyed Cyndi Lauper with Kelly Osborne, she was obnoxious and foul-mouthed, a real cold-hearted bitch who only caused conflicts and made herself come across as a tantrum throwing preschooler in terms of her attitude. She hated Nathan for no reason apart from the fact she thought his werecreature friends were stupid and she got triggered for no reason except what basically could be described as 'mean werejohncandy makes the princess mad..' She always seemed to have it out for him and had little to no understanding of what satire and opinions were, she vilified Nathan and his friends in order to gain sympathy.
She went too far when she published a hate vlog about him, mocking his best friend Mel the koala-girl and calling her a furry artist reject and outright throwing hissy fits. Nathan had been ignoring her attempts up until that point until her whiny little minion spoke up and that's when he decided to get back at her. 'Listen you presumptuous pest. I only just commented on your stupid hatevlog about me because really? You got triggered over me saying your name or mentioning that you teamed up with a possessed Daddy Derek? And you were attacking Mel for that?' 'Both you and that annoying koala should fuck off and die, you're both irrelevant to me.' 'Oh really? If i'm so irrelevant as you so eloquently put it, why did you dedicate three whole hate vlogs to me, threaten to expose my secret to everyone and make lame death threats? I don't know if that is how this works over in your universe but in this universe irrelevant means we don't continue on spewing hate speech about someone we don't like.' 'Fuck you, were-guy...you are shitty and you are just going to do a shitty story about me in the next several years. Don't think I haven't seen the episode with that woman who turned into a cow, obviously that was meant to be me.' 'Oh puhlease...you're the one who sucks at this. Seriously, are satire and opinions so alien to you that you feel like you're being attacked? What about how I feel? At least I have reasons for being so monstrous, you on the other hand...yikes!'.
The argument went on for several hours but ultimately ended with Romona hissing..'I hate you Nathan, I hope you shrivel up and die!' , that's when Nathan knew she wasn't human, her eyes briefly turned a piercing shade of red as brownish scales slowly covered her arms. Two horns slowly emerging from the top of her head. 'Ah ha! I knew it...' 'Knew what?' 'That you're a hate-demon. ' In the DA-Verse a hate-demon is a species of monster that exists to cause conflict, they come in various different appearances...some of them looking like beastly versions of the person they're tormenting, and some looking humanoid snake-people (think the Culebras from the From Dusk Till Dawn tv show). 'How did you know that?' 'I can easily detect one from a mile away, the dark aura...the fact that you brainwashed one of my friends...the scales, the horns...' 'But I hide my demon traits so well.' 'Not well enough it seems. It also seems you need to learn a lesson. And since I can't get through to you, I know someone who can...' 'You mean?' 'The only monster more beastly than you..'
Of course he was referring to Matthias T.Radke aka That Werebelushi In The Shades, one of the most infamous monster related reviewers in the online universe. He used his monster powers to summon him up. The John Belushi-esque monster jumped out from under the ground like a rabid gopher before he dusted off his black suit. 'Hey there Nathan, what can I do for you?' 'I want you to scare this woman straight and give her a taste of her medicine.' 'I can do that..' 'Good...make sure she sees what a beast she really is.'
Werebelushi chuckled to himself as he summoned his friend, his friend in particular being essentially a supernatural version of Dan Aykroyd simply known as J.P. 'Ready to scare up some fun tonight?' 'I sure am...' 'We've been instructed to scare this ice queen here straight.' 'Oooh, a scare em straight session? I am so game for this...should I get my chainsaw or summon some zombies to stalk her?' 'Nathan told me we need to make a beast out of her.' 'That shouldn't be too difficult...I mean look at her. Ick! That neon red hair and that rail thin physique. Someone should have told her that the Kelly Osborne look only works on Kelly Osborne!'.
"And just who are you two bozos? Chewbacca's overweight cousin and a wannabe zombie?"
"Chewbacca? I'm The Werebelushi In The Shades, you ungrateful little shithead. And my friend and I are here to sort you out. Before you start whining about how you think it's unfair and how you don't deserve this, allow me to object....you DO deserve this, and yes you are being sassed by a John Belushi lookalike covered in fur."
Romana scoffed, thinking this was a hoax set up by Nathan as an attempt to 'stalk' or 'harass' her, she was stubborn like that. She always had been like that, even to her only friends and her minions. 'I can't believe this...what do you two want?' 'To teach you a lesson.' 'And just how are you going to do that? Do a lame comedy routine?' 'Nah...like this.' J.P clicked his fingers, a mirror materialized in front of Romana, being the vain little diva she was...she couldn't help but examine her appearance. 'Ick...look at you, you look terrible.' 'You two are just jealous you don't have my talent and natural beauty.'
"Natural beauty? I've seen corpses that look more healthy than you do."
"He's right you know...seriously, vilainesses like you make me sick...always looking like they stepped out of a neon nightmare, with a frail and weak physique that makes Mick Jagger and Callista Flockheart look muscular by comparison."
"Now J.P, i'd look like that too if I was a hate-demon with no life."
Romana's reflection slowly warped, which caused her to back away...in the reflection she saw her body slowly being covered in a shaggy coat of fur and gaining some muscles, she also saw her back was in a hunched position, and her fingernails almost resemble claws. And that's when her heartbeat pumped rapidly while pain jolted through her entire body...she groaned as she clutched her stomach. Thick dark brown fur slowly sprouted on her arms as her arms thickened, spreading apart the sleeves on her button up shirt while her hands enlarged, her wristbands snapping off in the process.
'My arms...my hands...are they growing hair?' 'Well...would you look at that? Looks like the skinny she-demon is finally getting some meat on those bones.' 'And it's about time too.' She scratched at her arms and attempted to remove the fur, thinking it was fake but both Werebelushi and J.P knew that the fur was real. She panicked as her chest slowly puffed up and inflated, her stomach swelling as her stripey jumpsuit strained, as strongly as had that suit had supported her all the time, but now it was being put to the test.
Her jumpsuit continued to strain as her body gained a mix of fat and musculature, until bit by bit it slowly began to tear apart, leaving her in her stripey crop top and shorts...her boots remained on for the time-being but that change as her legs thickened in the same way that her arms did, also developing fur on them and her feet swelled. Her shoes slowly breaking apart as her feet deformed, and with a snap..her expensive shoes broke off, revealing her much larger feet, the toenails on said feet were contorting into claw-like ones as her feet were covered in thick fur just like her hands. She closed her eyes and screamed, silently wishing that what was happening to her wasn't real, and also deeply regretting every insulting Nathan and every single action she had ever done.
Several piercing screams came from her mouth as a thick canine-like tail slowly burst out from the back of her shorts, her back slowly crunched and contorted...hunching over and making her look like she was lurching. A few porcupine-like quills painfully shot out of her back, shredding the back of her crop top as her crop top in general slowly tore open, the buttons on her still barely hanging on shirt popping off and giving up the ghost.
Her neatly trimmed scarlet colored hair extended and lengthened, becoming messy and shoulder length and even taking on an appearance similar to a leonine mane. She felt a pressure in her temples as two curved, ram-like horns slowly forced themselves out of them, her ears stretching and becoming pointed. She cried and begged as her eyebrows thickened, her eyes turning from olive to a piercing golden yellow color. 'I take back everything I said about your friend, turn me back to normal.' 'I'm sorry but you still refuse to apologize for what you have done and have made death threats. You threatened to expose him and his secret to everyone...you honestly do deserve this.'
She broke down and started crying as her elegant features slowly deformed and became monster-like, her teeth sharpening as her voice deepened and gruffened, sounding more she had gotten possessed by an ancient demonic entity. Within a few seconds J.P petted her to calm her down, which cured her of her nastier personality traits. 'There we go, all better.' 'I'm sorry I acted like that. I really did. I didn't know that all along I was the real monster and not him.' 'It's alright, now you can redeem yourself.'
"I can?"
"Why yes...you can."
"How can I do that? I have caused so much damage..."
"You forget it can easily be fixed."
The beast-woman known as Romana shook her head, wondering how she could ever fix the errors of her ways. 'How could I ever do that?' 'We can help you..' 'I'd like that a lot, sure...let's do it.' Werebelushi and J.P both used their powers to help Romana adjust to being a monster, educating her on how to use her monster powers for good and also teaching her how to keep her beastly temper under control. 'And you can still turn yourself back to normal, it's just that now you'll find your human form is a lot better looking than before.' She concentrated and morphed back to her human form, she was pleasantly surprised to see this time her human form was a bit more muscular and easier on the eyes than her old one was. 'Wow, I don't look half bad.' 'Normally most people complain whenever they get turned into a monster, you did but we fixed that.' 'Thank you for fixing that for me, I hated my old self anyway.'
And thus with that Werebelushi, Romana and J.P jetted off to J.P's mansion, J.P had some special plans for some new guests that had arrived at his house. As for Romana the werebeast, she made a promise to serve the forces of good instead of the forces of evil and she made up for all the horrible things that she had done. And what happened later? She became popular with her newfound fans due to not only being a cute beast-woman but also because she was a nice and forgiving monster.
Thus brings us to the lesson, posting hateful journals/videos about someone you don't like after referring to them even though you claim that they're not of any use to you...will only get you into trouble with real supernatural creatures who uphold the law of the DA-verse and if you act like a beast on the inside, then you will eventually resemble one on the outside...in the end, the person these type of people attack isn't the real monster, it's the attacker themselves that is the real monster.
Were-Beast TF
NOTE:
This isn't based on personal experiences and if you know someone who acts like this, please don't get triggered, this is just satire and horror comedy at its finest. And it involves a famous monster duo.
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There was once a DA-Verse villainess who was known for being a petulant, whiny, irritating brat. Her name was Dark Princess Romana. She had a look that screamed 80's reject, basically what would happen if you Brundleflyed Cyndi Lauper with Kelly Osborne, she was obnoxious and foul-mouthed, a real cold-hearted bitch who only caused conflicts and made herself come across as a tantrum throwing preschooler in terms of her attitude. She hated Nathan for no reason apart from the fact she thought his werecreature friends were stupid and she got triggered for no reason except what basically could be described as 'mean werejohncandy makes the princess mad..' She always seemed to have it out for him and had little to no understanding of what satire and opinions were, she vilified Nathan and his friends in order to gain sympathy.
She went too far when she published a hate vlog about him, mocking his best friend Mel the koala-girl and calling her a furry artist reject and outright throwing hissy fits. Nathan had been ignoring her attempts up until that point until her whiny little minion spoke up and that's when he decided to get back at her. 'Listen you presumptuous pest. I only just commented on your stupid hatevlog about me because really? You got triggered over me saying your name or mentioning that you teamed up with a possessed Daddy Derek? And you were attacking Mel for that?' 'Both you and that annoying koala should fuck off and die, you're both irrelevant to me.' 'Oh really? If i'm so irrelevant as you so eloquently put it, why did you dedicate three whole hate vlogs to me, threaten to expose my secret to everyone and make lame death threats? I don't know if that is how this works over in your universe but in this universe irrelevant means we don't continue on spewing hate speech about someone we don't like.' 'Fuck you, were-guy...you are shitty and you are just going to do a shitty story about me in the next several years. Don't think I haven't seen the episode with that woman who turned into a cow, obviously that was meant to be me.' 'Oh puhlease...you're the one who sucks at this. Seriously, are satire and opinions so alien to you that you feel like you're being attacked? What about how I feel? At least I have reasons for being so monstrous, you on the other hand...yikes!'.
The argument went on for several hours but ultimately ended with Romona hissing..'I hate you Nathan, I hope you shrivel up and die!' , that's when Nathan knew she wasn't human, her eyes briefly turned a piercing shade of red as brownish scales slowly covered her arms. Two horns slowly emerging from the top of her head. 'Ah ha! I knew it...' 'Knew what?' 'That you're a hate-demon. ' In the DA-Verse a hate-demon is a species of monster that exists to cause conflict, they come in various different appearances...some of them looking like beastly versions of the person they're tormenting, and some looking humanoid snake-people (think the Culebras from the From Dusk Till Dawn tv show). 'How did you know that?' 'I can easily detect one from a mile away, the dark aura...the fact that you brainwashed one of my friends...the scales, the horns...' 'But I hide my demon traits so well.' 'Not well enough it seems. It also seems you need to learn a lesson. And since I can't get through to you, I know someone who can...' 'You mean?' 'The only monster more beastly than you..'
Of course he was referring to Matthias T.Radke aka That Werebelushi In The Shades, one of the most infamous monster related reviewers in the online universe. He used his monster powers to summon him up. The John Belushi-esque monster jumped out from under the ground like a rabid gopher before he dusted off his black suit. 'Hey there Nathan, what can I do for you?' 'I want you to scare this woman straight and give her a taste of her medicine.' 'I can do that..' 'Good...make sure she sees what a beast she really is.'
Werebelushi chuckled to himself as he summoned his friend, his friend in particular being essentially a supernatural version of Dan Aykroyd simply known as J.P. 'Ready to scare up some fun tonight?' 'I sure am...' 'We've been instructed to scare this ice queen here straight.' 'Oooh, a scare em straight session? I am so game for this...should I get my chainsaw or summon some zombies to stalk her?' 'Nathan told me we need to make a beast out of her.' 'That shouldn't be too difficult...I mean look at her. Ick! That neon red hair and that rail thin physique. Someone should have told her that the Kelly Osborne look only works on Kelly Osborne!'.
"And just who are you two bozos? Chewbacca's overweight cousin and a wannabe zombie?"
"Chewbacca? I'm The Werebelushi In The Shades, you ungrateful little shithead. And my friend and I are here to sort you out. Before you start whining about how you think it's unfair and how you don't deserve this, allow me to object....you DO deserve this, and yes you are being sassed by a John Belushi lookalike covered in fur."
Romana scoffed, thinking this was a hoax set up by Nathan as an attempt to 'stalk' or 'harass' her, she was stubborn like that. She always had been like that, even to her only friends and her minions. 'I can't believe this...what do you two want?' 'To teach you a lesson.' 'And just how are you going to do that? Do a lame comedy routine?' 'Nah...like this.' J.P clicked his fingers, a mirror materialized in front of Romana, being the vain little diva she was...she couldn't help but examine her appearance. 'Ick...look at you, you look terrible.' 'You two are just jealous you don't have my talent and natural beauty.'
"Natural beauty? I've seen corpses that look more healthy than you do."
"He's right you know...seriously, vilainesses like you make me sick...always looking like they stepped out of a neon nightmare, with a frail and weak physique that makes Mick Jagger and Callista Flockheart look muscular by comparison."
"Now J.P, i'd look like that too if I was a hate-demon with no life."
Romana's reflection slowly warped, which caused her to back away...in the reflection she saw her body slowly being covered in a shaggy coat of fur and gaining some muscles, she also saw her back was in a hunched position, and her fingernails almost resemble claws. And that's when her heartbeat pumped rapidly while pain jolted through her entire body...she groaned as she clutched her stomach. Thick dark brown fur slowly sprouted on her arms as her arms thickened, spreading apart the sleeves on her button up shirt while her hands enlarged, her wristbands snapping off in the process.
'My arms...my hands...are they growing hair?' 'Well...would you look at that? Looks like the skinny she-demon is finally getting some meat on those bones.' 'And it's about time too.' She scratched at her arms and attempted to remove the fur, thinking it was fake but both Werebelushi and J.P knew that the fur was real. She panicked as her chest slowly puffed up and inflated, her stomach swelling as her stripey jumpsuit strained, as strongly as had that suit had supported her all the time, but now it was being put to the test.
Her jumpsuit continued to strain as her body gained a mix of fat and musculature, until bit by bit it slowly began to tear apart, leaving her in her stripey crop top and shorts...her boots remained on for the time-being but that change as her legs thickened in the same way that her arms did, also developing fur on them and her feet swelled. Her shoes slowly breaking apart as her feet deformed, and with a snap..her expensive shoes broke off, revealing her much larger feet, the toenails on said feet were contorting into claw-like ones as her feet were covered in thick fur just like her hands. She closed her eyes and screamed, silently wishing that what was happening to her wasn't real, and also deeply regretting every insulting Nathan and every single action she had ever done.
Several piercing screams came from her mouth as a thick canine-like tail slowly burst out from the back of her shorts, her back slowly crunched and contorted...hunching over and making her look like she was lurching. A few porcupine-like quills painfully shot out of her back, shredding the back of her crop top as her crop top in general slowly tore open, the buttons on her still barely hanging on shirt popping off and giving up the ghost.
Her neatly trimmed scarlet colored hair extended and lengthened, becoming messy and shoulder length and even taking on an appearance similar to a leonine mane. She felt a pressure in her temples as two curved, ram-like horns slowly forced themselves out of them, her ears stretching and becoming pointed. She cried and begged as her eyebrows thickened, her eyes turning from olive to a piercing golden yellow color. 'I take back everything I said about your friend, turn me back to normal.' 'I'm sorry but you still refuse to apologize for what you have done and have made death threats. You threatened to expose him and his secret to everyone...you honestly do deserve this.'
She broke down and started crying as her elegant features slowly deformed and became monster-like, her teeth sharpening as her voice deepened and gruffened, sounding more she had gotten possessed by an ancient demonic entity. Within a few seconds J.P petted her to calm her down, which cured her of her nastier personality traits. 'There we go, all better.' 'I'm sorry I acted like that. I really did. I didn't know that all along I was the real monster and not him.' 'It's alright, now you can redeem yourself.'
"I can?"
"Why yes...you can."
"How can I do that? I have caused so much damage..."
"You forget it can easily be fixed."
The beast-woman known as Romana shook her head, wondering how she could ever fix the errors of her ways. 'How could I ever do that?' 'We can help you..' 'I'd like that a lot, sure...let's do it.' Werebelushi and J.P both used their powers to help Romana adjust to being a monster, educating her on how to use her monster powers for good and also teaching her how to keep her beastly temper under control. 'And you can still turn yourself back to normal, it's just that now you'll find your human form is a lot better looking than before.' She concentrated and morphed back to her human form, she was pleasantly surprised to see this time her human form was a bit more muscular and easier on the eyes than her old one was. 'Wow, I don't look half bad.' 'Normally most people complain whenever they get turned into a monster, you did but we fixed that.' 'Thank you for fixing that for me, I hated my old self anyway.'
And thus with that Werebelushi, Romana and J.P jetted off to J.P's mansion, J.P had some special plans for some new guests that had arrived at his house. As for Romana the werebeast, she made a promise to serve the forces of good instead of the forces of evil and she made up for all the horrible things that she had done. And what happened later? She became popular with her newfound fans due to not only being a cute beast-woman but also because she was a nice and forgiving monster.
Thus brings us to the lesson, posting hateful journals/videos about someone you don't like after referring to them even though you claim that they're not of any use to you...will only get you into trouble with real supernatural creatures who uphold the law of the DA-verse and if you act like a beast on the inside, then you will eventually resemble one on the outside...in the end, the person these type of people attack isn't the real monster, it's the attacker themselves that is the real monster.
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