Stupidest Comments Ever III

- "Drmusic2? That's the most uncreative username ever." (That's what you think. I'm not changing anything about me even if you force me to?)
- "Are your nipples non-existent or something?" (Dude, i'm a Mammal. And anything that is MAMMALIAN has NIPPLES! What? Did you fail biology class?)
- "You like ThatGuyWithTheGlasses? Man. You really one sad pathetic excuse for an aspie." (And just what is wrong with being a TGWTG supporter?)
- "You know, if you were any hairier there would be no need to pretend to be a werecreature, because you already look like one." (Hey! Just be glad i'm not Russell Brand, because Brand looks more like a werecreature than I possibly could.)
- "What a disgusting obese pig! I would not want to tap that!" (What's wrong with being overweight?  True, there are health problems.  But in my opinion, there's nothing wrong with it at all.)
- "Doesn't he know what a shower is?" (I Do! And I use it everyday.)
- "I bet he gets away with smelling the way does because he's autistic and has sensory issues." (1. Sensory issues do NOT mean you have aversions to anything.  2. The blame it on autism thing is the oldest anti-aspergite trick in the book. 3. Research? What's that?)
- "I love how whoever wrote that doesn't even explain what a where-celebrity is". (I love how the idiot who made the comment didn't use the correct version of were and how he/she forgot that it's all supposed to be one word.)
- "My god, this guy is like Chris-Chan times 1000x!" (Really?  That's all you've got? Oh puhleease. Chris-Chan comparisons died out 5 YEARS AGO! Also, at least unlike him I actually still HAVE a house!)
- "My god, his TftW stories are kinder-garden grade crap!" (Who died and made you the Fanfic Critic? Does Susan know about this? Because if she does...)
- "He has so many sick and disgusting fetishes such as vore, plushophilia, clopping, and is probably a pedophile." (1. I'm turned OFF by vore. 2. Plushophilia is NOT a sexual fetish. 3. Eeew! Where would you get the idea that I like clopping? For cod's sake, I cried after hearing a dramatic reading of Pattycakes and even while listening to one of Cupcakes! Lastly: Liking kids shows does NOT make me a pedophile, plus..a lot of my real life friends  actually ARE kids.)
- "I hear he's slow in the mind and is actually part hellbeast." (Slow doesn't always mean stupid, you morons!)
- "I hear your cats died from being crushed to death." (*sobs* You heartless bastard, how dare you such a thing.)
- "So is true that you fed your cats menstral blood?" (Eeew! What? No! It's NOT.)
- "Man! You're so grotesquely hairy that you're a human fursona." (Fursonas are made to be anthropomorphic ANIMALS you idiot.  How can you be an anthropomorphosized version of something that is human to begin with?)
- "Does he even know how to keep himself clean? I mean he is just so nasty looking!" (Yes..I do know how to keep myself clean. I'm not Honey Boo Boo you know!)
- "Your inability to let shit from the past go is what is making you act so butthurt." (I can't help it! And besides you would be pissed if some asshole trolled you for several years,  screencapping everything you say and do, and then blabbing to their moronic butt-buddies on a troll site based forum about it!)
- "Never have I seen in my whole life such a ridiculous fursona as a werejohncandy or werecelebrity in general." (NOW you get the word were right? What took you so damn long? Also..they're SUPPOSED to be ridiculous.  I hate having to explain it to people like you.")
- "Were-comadians? That's the most moronic idea ever!" (Werecomedian should ALL be one word! Also..did you forget the E and the I in comedian?)
- "I've stalked him for long enough to know how pathetic he is." (Dude..seek professional help!)