How To Be An Unfunny Failtroll

How To Be An Unfunny Failtroll:

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This is mainly a satirical list of how to be an unfunny failtroll wannabe, using examples from personal experiences.  This is mostly satirical and a bit of anti-troll humour. Do not read if you are easily offended or 'butthurt' as you modern OL users call it.

Step 1:  Register on a troll based forum.
Step 2:  Post thread about lulcow nobody cares about anymore.
Step 3:  Rehash shit everyone already knows about them.
Step 4: Use poor grammar and spelling.
Step 5:  Claim that you used to tag-along with the trolls of said lulcow as a means of sucking up.
Step 6:  Make constant claims about how you think they’re unattractive or that they’re stupid.
Step 7:  Invite others on forum to do that.
Step 8:  Make endless unfunny Chris-Chan references/comparisons.
Step 9:  Make up all sorts of shit about said lulcow that likely isn’t true.
Step 10:
Repeat the process over and over until someone complains and tells you to stop it because you’re obsessing way too much over someone who is no longer relevant!

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