Werebelushi rants: MSI
Werebelushi Rants:
MSI
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(We see a male Werebelushi who looks like John Belushi and sounds like him is sitting at a table of sorts, having a debate)
Werebelushi:
Hello everyone, i’m That Werebelushi In The Shades and welcome back to another Werebelushi rant. Well, it’s time for another Trollzie award, this time it’s for the Most Stereotypically Insulting category.
Referring to comments or posts that you can’t believe were even allowed to be OL in the first place, these comments can only be described as so stereotypical it’s insulting, whether it be a racial slur, fat joke, or any kind of stereotype in general - sometimes you can’t believe they were even allowed to said comment or post in the first place.
Like for example when some people use stereotypes they’ve seen over a million times as a means to insult people. Like for example saying that they want to throw someone they hate into a volcano or sacrifice them.
Yeah! That old Hawaiian/Samoan are a bunch of tiki god-worshipping savages who sacrifice innocent people to appease the deities cliche. That one you’ve seen countless times in adventure movies.
To me that is the most insulting racial stereotype ever to exist. I mean do you see any hawaiian people in real life doing THAT? No, you don’t! That’s all made up. It’s a stereotype. And an insulting one at that. True, the Aztecs and Romans did it in ancient times but that was for a different purpose.
Look, just because some parts of the world aren’t the same as our own in terms of customs or are away from civilization in general doesn’t mean they are savages in anyway, because that’s just a stereotype also. Same with Native Americans, they’re not savages at all - it’s just a stereotype.
Also I highly doubt that would be able to find a volcano that large anyway, granted there are plenty of volcanoes - but there is only at least one or two in places like New Zealand or Australia.
You also can’t expect that it’s that easy to get rid of someone by dumping them in said volcano. I’m sorry to disappoint you, but you’re NOT going to be sending that annoying nemesis of yours plummeting down to a fiery grave that easily.
I mean most of the time when you see someone falling into a volcano, they instantly burn to death and become nothing but ashes in less than a minute. When in actuality, if one were to actually do that - they would probably just fall and crash smack dab onto the surface of a lava pit rather than sinking or instantly burning up. This is due to the high density of the lava and what not.
Plus...i’m pretty sure that treading on molten rock like that would cause them to burn up and die anyway except if they’re lucky. Next time, DON’T use stereotypes as insults! Also, You Fail At Science Forever!
Then there’s the whole “New Zealanders have s-e-x with sheep” stereotype which I am getting sick and tired of. Sheep are NOT the only animals in New Zealand, there are plenty of other species of animals in there. And really? You think that anyone who lives in New Zealand is into the whole ‘beastality’ thing? Well...I have news for you! They’re NOT! No one is EVER into Beastality at all. I have nothing against people who are into that sort of thing, but it’s just that this old New Zealand stereotype is tiresome and insulting.
And you know what’s even stupider than that? The fact that you think that because someone is Romanian that they’re obviously related to Count Dracula. Well, talk about the oldest one in the book.
First of all...Romania may in fact be the origin of most vampire lore, but Count Dracula himself did NOT actually exist - true, there was a historical Drac but he did NOT drink blood, his name is Vlad Tepes or ‘Vlad The Impaler’ and he was called that because he impaled his victims. He wasn’t a real vampire, as vampires technically are fictional in your world.
There are such things as animals that are akin to vampires in your world like mosquitos - but a lot of people forget that only female mosquitoes drink blood. Vampire Bats only go after livestock and NOT humans. They don’t suck blood though, they scrape and lick it out. You should have known about that since it was in an episode of Billy and Mandy!
There is absolutely no such thing as vampires in real life, sanguinarians are an entirely different topic, it’s part of a lifestyle to do with vampirism and they have a both physical and spiritual need to feed on human blood to maintain their health. Blood itself is also used in sadomasochism related sexual activity either as a stimulant or a fetish.
Yes, you CAN donate blood if you so wish to have your blood drained, as there are groups of people who do call themselves ‘Living Vampires’ who do that sort of thing, although with them the donor is expected to be subservient to said human vampires. But donors are difficult to find. Which also means that the human vampires have no reason to abuse their donors.
Please, study up on history and folklore before you start spewing more bile from your putrid mouth!
Also...i’m pretty sure that if that person were actually related to a vampire, that their bloodline would consist of mostly vampires and NOT werecreatures, granted...in my world - the Monster World that is, there are such things as hybrids. There are a lot of cases involving that sort of thing.
But your logic is severely flawed here as supernatural Genes do NOT work that way. If it actually did work that way, then I would probably be half werecockroach because my totem animal is a roach. And then I would have to change the title of my show to Werebelushroach Rants and change my name to that That Werebelushroach in The Shades. That’s a little callback to one of my previous rants.
I mean you can’t really think you can have someone be a vampire/werecreature hybrid in a family consisting of strictly vampires, unless of course you’re in the Underworld universe or if you’re like my college buddy Bloodhound. Eddie Munster does NOT count because he’s a werewolf and only his mother and grandfather are vampires, his father is a Frankenstein’s monster.
For the record Frankenstein is the name of the creator, Dr Frankenstein. The monster is referred to as ‘Adam’ sometimes, like the Beast from Disney’s Beauty And The Beast.
Your knowledge of monsters is severely lacking, including your failure to understand how genes work in general. If you actually stopped using stereotypes as insults for once, maybe you could have studied instead.
In your world, mythical beings are fictional for the most part and there is no way that one can be related to a fictional supernatural creature. Unless of course you’re one of those lucky people with a bit of history regarding ancestors with connections to the occult like how Sarah Jessica Parker’s ancestors were witches. Yes, that one is actually true.
Because let me tell you something, what I just read from you was the stupidest thing i’ve ever read. Nothing remotely intelligent came from that, you didn’t try. So you, win the Most Stereotypically Insulting award.
I’m That Werebelushi In The Shades and this has been my rant on the winner of the Most Stereotypically Insulting award, now if you excuse me i’m going to look up my family tree - there’s plenty of werebelushis in my family and I can’t wait to look them up.
MSI
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(We see a male Werebelushi who looks like John Belushi and sounds like him is sitting at a table of sorts, having a debate)
Werebelushi:
Hello everyone, i’m That Werebelushi In The Shades and welcome back to another Werebelushi rant. Well, it’s time for another Trollzie award, this time it’s for the Most Stereotypically Insulting category.
Referring to comments or posts that you can’t believe were even allowed to be OL in the first place, these comments can only be described as so stereotypical it’s insulting, whether it be a racial slur, fat joke, or any kind of stereotype in general - sometimes you can’t believe they were even allowed to said comment or post in the first place.
Like for example when some people use stereotypes they’ve seen over a million times as a means to insult people. Like for example saying that they want to throw someone they hate into a volcano or sacrifice them.
Yeah! That old Hawaiian/Samoan are a bunch of tiki god-worshipping savages who sacrifice innocent people to appease the deities cliche. That one you’ve seen countless times in adventure movies.
To me that is the most insulting racial stereotype ever to exist. I mean do you see any hawaiian people in real life doing THAT? No, you don’t! That’s all made up. It’s a stereotype. And an insulting one at that. True, the Aztecs and Romans did it in ancient times but that was for a different purpose.
Look, just because some parts of the world aren’t the same as our own in terms of customs or are away from civilization in general doesn’t mean they are savages in anyway, because that’s just a stereotype also. Same with Native Americans, they’re not savages at all - it’s just a stereotype.
Also I highly doubt that would be able to find a volcano that large anyway, granted there are plenty of volcanoes - but there is only at least one or two in places like New Zealand or Australia.
You also can’t expect that it’s that easy to get rid of someone by dumping them in said volcano. I’m sorry to disappoint you, but you’re NOT going to be sending that annoying nemesis of yours plummeting down to a fiery grave that easily.
I mean most of the time when you see someone falling into a volcano, they instantly burn to death and become nothing but ashes in less than a minute. When in actuality, if one were to actually do that - they would probably just fall and crash smack dab onto the surface of a lava pit rather than sinking or instantly burning up. This is due to the high density of the lava and what not.
Plus...i’m pretty sure that treading on molten rock like that would cause them to burn up and die anyway except if they’re lucky. Next time, DON’T use stereotypes as insults! Also, You Fail At Science Forever!
Then there’s the whole “New Zealanders have s-e-x with sheep” stereotype which I am getting sick and tired of. Sheep are NOT the only animals in New Zealand, there are plenty of other species of animals in there. And really? You think that anyone who lives in New Zealand is into the whole ‘beastality’ thing? Well...I have news for you! They’re NOT! No one is EVER into Beastality at all. I have nothing against people who are into that sort of thing, but it’s just that this old New Zealand stereotype is tiresome and insulting.
And you know what’s even stupider than that? The fact that you think that because someone is Romanian that they’re obviously related to Count Dracula. Well, talk about the oldest one in the book.
First of all...Romania may in fact be the origin of most vampire lore, but Count Dracula himself did NOT actually exist - true, there was a historical Drac but he did NOT drink blood, his name is Vlad Tepes or ‘Vlad The Impaler’ and he was called that because he impaled his victims. He wasn’t a real vampire, as vampires technically are fictional in your world.
There are such things as animals that are akin to vampires in your world like mosquitos - but a lot of people forget that only female mosquitoes drink blood. Vampire Bats only go after livestock and NOT humans. They don’t suck blood though, they scrape and lick it out. You should have known about that since it was in an episode of Billy and Mandy!
There is absolutely no such thing as vampires in real life, sanguinarians are an entirely different topic, it’s part of a lifestyle to do with vampirism and they have a both physical and spiritual need to feed on human blood to maintain their health. Blood itself is also used in sadomasochism related sexual activity either as a stimulant or a fetish.
Yes, you CAN donate blood if you so wish to have your blood drained, as there are groups of people who do call themselves ‘Living Vampires’ who do that sort of thing, although with them the donor is expected to be subservient to said human vampires. But donors are difficult to find. Which also means that the human vampires have no reason to abuse their donors.
Please, study up on history and folklore before you start spewing more bile from your putrid mouth!
Also...i’m pretty sure that if that person were actually related to a vampire, that their bloodline would consist of mostly vampires and NOT werecreatures, granted...in my world - the Monster World that is, there are such things as hybrids. There are a lot of cases involving that sort of thing.
But your logic is severely flawed here as supernatural Genes do NOT work that way. If it actually did work that way, then I would probably be half werecockroach because my totem animal is a roach. And then I would have to change the title of my show to Werebelushroach Rants and change my name to that That Werebelushroach in The Shades. That’s a little callback to one of my previous rants.
I mean you can’t really think you can have someone be a vampire/werecreature hybrid in a family consisting of strictly vampires, unless of course you’re in the Underworld universe or if you’re like my college buddy Bloodhound. Eddie Munster does NOT count because he’s a werewolf and only his mother and grandfather are vampires, his father is a Frankenstein’s monster.
For the record Frankenstein is the name of the creator, Dr Frankenstein. The monster is referred to as ‘Adam’ sometimes, like the Beast from Disney’s Beauty And The Beast.
Your knowledge of monsters is severely lacking, including your failure to understand how genes work in general. If you actually stopped using stereotypes as insults for once, maybe you could have studied instead.
In your world, mythical beings are fictional for the most part and there is no way that one can be related to a fictional supernatural creature. Unless of course you’re one of those lucky people with a bit of history regarding ancestors with connections to the occult like how Sarah Jessica Parker’s ancestors were witches. Yes, that one is actually true.
Because let me tell you something, what I just read from you was the stupidest thing i’ve ever read. Nothing remotely intelligent came from that, you didn’t try. So you, win the Most Stereotypically Insulting award.
I’m That Werebelushi In The Shades and this has been my rant on the winner of the Most Stereotypically Insulting award, now if you excuse me i’m going to look up my family tree - there’s plenty of werebelushis in my family and I can’t wait to look them up.
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