Werebelushi Rants: MFW
Werebelushi:
Hello everyone and welcome back to another Werebelushi rant. I’m your host That Werebelushi In The Shades. Well it looks like it’s time for another Trollzie award, this time it’s the Most Facepalm Worthy award.
The nominee for this award goes to a comment by a certain ex-user who used to visit my friend Nathan’s official Monstermaster13 Productions website and posted insulting comments on forums about him.
This ex-user’s comments all are worthy of the facepalm treatment, but this is the one that deserves it the most. One of his earlier insults directed at Nathan was that apparently he thinks that Nathan’s username DrMusic is an insult to the medical profession and that he has poor taste in music and shouldn’t even have the moniker to begin with.
Wow...he actually thinks that just because that Nathan has Dr in his username that he’s a real doctor or scientist? That’s just priceless! In our world, he’s a real doctor/scientist - but in your world he’s just a humble reviewer with a love of monsters.
Look, just because he has the title of Doctor in his name doesn’t mean he is an actual scientist. I mean he’s just as real a doctor as Hugh Laurie. And I actually DO like House, and yes...I KNOW that Hugh Laurie is actually British. I’m sorry...but what made you think that Nathan is a real doctor?
Is it because he claims to be a scientist? Well...he’s a scientist in our world, which is much different than your world because monsters exist with humans and Nathan is a monsterologist which is a scientist who studies monsters. In your world, he’s just the creator of the Monstermaster13 reviews series and a few other well known works including his Werecreature parodies, song parodies, TF stories, MLP vs MK, Character Profiles, Monster Factfiles, Blackadder Reimaginings, Various lists, Everything Wrong With...Lists, Game Of Change mini series, TftW, The various works featuring him and his friends, Hessian Hex saga, Beetlejuice meets Beetleborgs crossover mini series, Various photomanips, Walken Saga, and many other works.
Heck...he’s the one who gave me this spin-off series, he created Werebelushi Rants as a spin-off show for me. My first appearance was in his review of An American Werewolf In London, as well as his Blues Brothers and 1941 retrospectives. That’s where I originally came from, his reviewer persona turned into me for the former and also briefly appeared in that form for the latter two reviews as well.
It wasn’t until after that I got my very own spin-off show thanks to him. Well he got inspired by 2TheRantingGryphon (who is a very famous furry comedian) and Nostalgia Critic along with Ben Tannehill’s persona Ben T. Looney, inspired enough to come up with this show.
Another source of inspiration came in the form of the Weekend Update recurring skit on SNL, specifically the bits with John Belushi in there that were in the late 70’s. For without those, there would be no Werebelushi Rants.
The point is...you have to be pretty stupid in order to think that Nathan is a real doctor in your world. Then again, you are a troll..so it’s nothing new to me. But still..this is what happens when you belong to a forum which acts like a troll site that hates pretty much everything and cares only for lulz, you just get dumber and dumber and until you become nothing but a mindless lulz happy zombie.
Also….where do you get off saying that Nathan has crappy taste in music? Let’s go over his choice in music...he likes 80’s pop and rock music. But let’s take a closer look shall we?
His favorite singers/musicians and bands include ACDC, Kiss, Metallica, Madonna, Cher, Elvis Presley, David Bowie, Tom Jones, Whitney Huston, Alice Cooper, Black Sabbath, Danny Elfman, James Horner, Iron Maiden, Rob Zombie, Lordi, Skillet, Styx, Rolling Stones, Tenacious D, Weird Al Yankovic, Bob Rivers, Elton John, Cannibal Corpse, Evanescence, Sarah Brightman, and Bon Jovi. Do those selections sound crappy to you? Of course not. Those are AWESOME. He even likes Britney, Shakira, and Katy Perry as well as ABBA and The Spice Girls, Annie Lennox, Enya and a majority of classical music.
If anything, that means his taste in music is actually better than those of your typical youngster of today. As it is a mixture of both worlds, and not just the hodge podge of current artists. So therefore, your remark about him having crappy taste in music is bullshit!
Oh? What’s that? You’re saying that he shouldn’t even have the title of Doctor in his username if he’s not even a real doctor? Oh wow, how insightful and thoughtful! In case you couldn’t tell...that was sarcasm!
Seriously, if you think he shouldn’t have the username to begin with, then you need to get over it, it’s JUST a name for pete’s sake! It’s not like he’s impersonating a real doctor in your world or anything. After all, it is illegal to impersonate a doctor in real life, especially without a license.
If you think that Nathan shouldn’t have the username of Dr Music because he’s not a scientist in real life, then maybe according to YOUR logic - I shouldn’t even be a ranter because in your world werebelushis don’t exist. Maybe I should have my show cancelled if that’s how you think it should be.
Well maybe i’m not a ‘master film critic’ or even ‘world famous’ , maybe i’m not ‘good looking’ or ‘talented’, maybe i’m not based on a celebrity who is ‘well known enough’, and maybe I...don’t have ‘a professional career’, and maybe...I am not ‘a top notch performer’ and maybe I don’t ‘live in a mansion in Hollywood’, and maybe..i’m not ‘good enough to be on ThatGuyWithTheGlasses’ and maybe i’m not ‘the next Jim Carrey’.
But i’m going to be here for a long time, even after John and Jane Q. Viewer decide that they want a reviewer/ranter who doesn’t ‘have thick shaggy black fur’ or ‘weigh 220lbs of fat and a bit of muscle’ or ‘drink out of the toilet and eat garbage’.
The point is.. i’m a ranting werebelushi and your argument is invalid! Yes! You just got your ass handed to you on a platter by a fictional character! How do you like THAT, huh?
You have failed to make your comment resemble even anything remotely intelligent, you have failed to try and make any points, you have failed to phase me or Nathan in general and you have failed as a failtroll. Even Nathan would tell you that and he used to be a parody of a typical failtroll.
You sir, have just won the Most Facepalm Worthy award for your absolutely abysmal attempt at a troll comment. Congratulations. You must be real proud of yourself, you’ve pulled off quite a feat.
I’m That Werebelushi In The Shades and this has been my rant on the winner of the Most Facepalm Worthy award for troll comments. Now if you excuse me, i’m going to do my Blues Brothers fanfic.
Hello everyone and welcome back to another Werebelushi rant. I’m your host That Werebelushi In The Shades. Well it looks like it’s time for another Trollzie award, this time it’s the Most Facepalm Worthy award.
The nominee for this award goes to a comment by a certain ex-user who used to visit my friend Nathan’s official Monstermaster13 Productions website and posted insulting comments on forums about him.
This ex-user’s comments all are worthy of the facepalm treatment, but this is the one that deserves it the most. One of his earlier insults directed at Nathan was that apparently he thinks that Nathan’s username DrMusic is an insult to the medical profession and that he has poor taste in music and shouldn’t even have the moniker to begin with.
Wow...he actually thinks that just because that Nathan has Dr in his username that he’s a real doctor or scientist? That’s just priceless! In our world, he’s a real doctor/scientist - but in your world he’s just a humble reviewer with a love of monsters.
Look, just because he has the title of Doctor in his name doesn’t mean he is an actual scientist. I mean he’s just as real a doctor as Hugh Laurie. And I actually DO like House, and yes...I KNOW that Hugh Laurie is actually British. I’m sorry...but what made you think that Nathan is a real doctor?
Is it because he claims to be a scientist? Well...he’s a scientist in our world, which is much different than your world because monsters exist with humans and Nathan is a monsterologist which is a scientist who studies monsters. In your world, he’s just the creator of the Monstermaster13 reviews series and a few other well known works including his Werecreature parodies, song parodies, TF stories, MLP vs MK, Character Profiles, Monster Factfiles, Blackadder Reimaginings, Various lists, Everything Wrong With...Lists, Game Of Change mini series, TftW, The various works featuring him and his friends, Hessian Hex saga, Beetlejuice meets Beetleborgs crossover mini series, Various photomanips, Walken Saga, and many other works.
Heck...he’s the one who gave me this spin-off series, he created Werebelushi Rants as a spin-off show for me. My first appearance was in his review of An American Werewolf In London, as well as his Blues Brothers and 1941 retrospectives. That’s where I originally came from, his reviewer persona turned into me for the former and also briefly appeared in that form for the latter two reviews as well.
It wasn’t until after that I got my very own spin-off show thanks to him. Well he got inspired by 2TheRantingGryphon (who is a very famous furry comedian) and Nostalgia Critic along with Ben Tannehill’s persona Ben T. Looney, inspired enough to come up with this show.
Another source of inspiration came in the form of the Weekend Update recurring skit on SNL, specifically the bits with John Belushi in there that were in the late 70’s. For without those, there would be no Werebelushi Rants.
The point is...you have to be pretty stupid in order to think that Nathan is a real doctor in your world. Then again, you are a troll..so it’s nothing new to me. But still..this is what happens when you belong to a forum which acts like a troll site that hates pretty much everything and cares only for lulz, you just get dumber and dumber and until you become nothing but a mindless lulz happy zombie.
Also….where do you get off saying that Nathan has crappy taste in music? Let’s go over his choice in music...he likes 80’s pop and rock music. But let’s take a closer look shall we?
His favorite singers/musicians and bands include ACDC, Kiss, Metallica, Madonna, Cher, Elvis Presley, David Bowie, Tom Jones, Whitney Huston, Alice Cooper, Black Sabbath, Danny Elfman, James Horner, Iron Maiden, Rob Zombie, Lordi, Skillet, Styx, Rolling Stones, Tenacious D, Weird Al Yankovic, Bob Rivers, Elton John, Cannibal Corpse, Evanescence, Sarah Brightman, and Bon Jovi. Do those selections sound crappy to you? Of course not. Those are AWESOME. He even likes Britney, Shakira, and Katy Perry as well as ABBA and The Spice Girls, Annie Lennox, Enya and a majority of classical music.
If anything, that means his taste in music is actually better than those of your typical youngster of today. As it is a mixture of both worlds, and not just the hodge podge of current artists. So therefore, your remark about him having crappy taste in music is bullshit!
Oh? What’s that? You’re saying that he shouldn’t even have the title of Doctor in his username if he’s not even a real doctor? Oh wow, how insightful and thoughtful! In case you couldn’t tell...that was sarcasm!
Seriously, if you think he shouldn’t have the username to begin with, then you need to get over it, it’s JUST a name for pete’s sake! It’s not like he’s impersonating a real doctor in your world or anything. After all, it is illegal to impersonate a doctor in real life, especially without a license.
If you think that Nathan shouldn’t have the username of Dr Music because he’s not a scientist in real life, then maybe according to YOUR logic - I shouldn’t even be a ranter because in your world werebelushis don’t exist. Maybe I should have my show cancelled if that’s how you think it should be.
Well maybe i’m not a ‘master film critic’ or even ‘world famous’ , maybe i’m not ‘good looking’ or ‘talented’, maybe i’m not based on a celebrity who is ‘well known enough’, and maybe I...don’t have ‘a professional career’, and maybe...I am not ‘a top notch performer’ and maybe I don’t ‘live in a mansion in Hollywood’, and maybe..i’m not ‘good enough to be on ThatGuyWithTheGlasses’ and maybe i’m not ‘the next Jim Carrey’.
But i’m going to be here for a long time, even after John and Jane Q. Viewer decide that they want a reviewer/ranter who doesn’t ‘have thick shaggy black fur’ or ‘weigh 220lbs of fat and a bit of muscle’ or ‘drink out of the toilet and eat garbage’.
The point is.. i’m a ranting werebelushi and your argument is invalid! Yes! You just got your ass handed to you on a platter by a fictional character! How do you like THAT, huh?
You have failed to make your comment resemble even anything remotely intelligent, you have failed to try and make any points, you have failed to phase me or Nathan in general and you have failed as a failtroll. Even Nathan would tell you that and he used to be a parody of a typical failtroll.
You sir, have just won the Most Facepalm Worthy award for your absolutely abysmal attempt at a troll comment. Congratulations. You must be real proud of yourself, you’ve pulled off quite a feat.
I’m That Werebelushi In The Shades and this has been my rant on the winner of the Most Facepalm Worthy award for troll comments. Now if you excuse me, i’m going to do my Blues Brothers fanfic.
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