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True Romance review -------------------------------- Chris: Hello my dearest Walkeny subjects and followers,   it's been sometime since the Hallo-Walken marathon continued but I am here once again with another Walkeny review for all my beloved children of the night to enjoy.    But first i'd like to address a very important issue that is currently going on in the world at this moment.   Now from what I understand,  this fellow named Russell Brand is trying to start a revolution with his new book titled Revolution and people have made jokes about him referring to the song 'Parklife'  by Blur,  which has become a meme and now he's parodied himself...I guess -  by doing a video that spoofs the song...I guess.   I know little about this person other than the fact that he is known for playing a rockstar named Aldous Snow in a movie about a woman named Sarah Marshall and for voicing Doctor Nefario in the Despicable Me movies. ...

Weapon Of Choice by Monstermaster13 Disclaimer: This is a story told from my characters point of view and thus is fictional,  if you think it is real - you are either trying too hard to be a troll or A-Logger or are just looking for an excuse to search for particularly weird stuff.   But please remember,  most of this is made up - so please remember this isn't real except to my beloved followers. NOTE: This story is based on the Weapon Of Choice music video and features a Walken transformation and hypnosis. ------------------------------------------------ You know those dreams in which you are flying and feel like you're on top of the world?   Well I have plenty of those.    Because i'm not like any of you,   i'm actually Walken -  the one and only alpha Walken who can turn others.   And I have taken great pride in converting others into members of my beloved army.    In my dreams I would often find myself trans...

NOTE: The following transformation guide is to be used as a last resort or as a fear coping method,  and of course it is mostly from the perspective of my character,   it is not to be taken seriously as this is not a new ‘persona’  change so to speak,   he is still Chris and Chris is part of the ‘Walken’ storyline,   this storyline is different and separate from the others as it is its own entity with a different theme which incorporates elements from mythology and folklore as well as various takes on shapeshifting.  And is also a Beauty And The Beast tale.    Please remember that none of this is by any means real and all in good fun.   So without further ado,  enjoy this little tale. ---------------------------------------------------------- Hello once again fellow Monster maniacs,   i’m your host Monstermaster13 with a very exclusive new episode of Transformation Guides -  featuring a transform...

Chris: Hello everyone and welcome back to the Walken-A-Thon Hallo-Walken countdown,  i’m your host Chris the alpha Walken and tonight you humans are all in for a treat.    Do you know what a Walken loves to do the most?   Sing and dance.   Walkens and She-Hessians are naturally gifted dancers.     So,  I think it’s time I reviewed the latest Walken exploit -  Jersey Boys,  and it’s about time I got to reviewing it. It took me a while to go and see this movie,   because it took me almost a week to take the time to go to the cinema and watch it,  it was never on at a suitable time and I ended up missing out but finally I have seen it and I will review it. Released in June of this year,   I - Chris the alpha Walken present...Jersey Boys.  Based on the musical of the same name,   this movie is based on the meteoric rise to fame of the popular oldies group the Four Seasons. The cast from the stage...

Chris: Hello everyone and welcome back to the Walken’s den for another installment of the Walken-A-Thon and the Countdown to Hallo-Walken.   Hallo-Walken is approaching rapidly - I hope all you good humans out there remember to place an offering of cowbell as well as pay tribute to the great and almighty Alpha Walken because if you do,  he might reward you by turning you into a Walken or She-Hessian. Today I will be reviewing a Walken movie that i’ve been wanting to review for a long time,  especially since I became a full fledged Waken.   This movie i’m talking about came out in 1994 and is titled A Business Affair.   The story of this movie revolves around a writer played by Carole Boquet who finds herself falling in love with two different men,   Alec (played by Jonathan Pryce) and the rather dashing and alluring Vanni Corso,  naturally played by Walken.    Walken certainly has a knack for playing these hypnotic and charismati...

Walken Assimilation ---------------------- Disclaimer: This story is entirely fictional and is based on a comment on a forum thread,  if you think it is real you are seriously mental.   It is a play on words of the Borg assimilation process from Star Trek: TNG.  It has a hypnosis scene,  a human to Walken tf scene,  and  dark scenes in it which may upset sensitive readers. Walkens featured in this story: Christopher Walken himself. Morty (Click) Archangel Gabriel (Prophecy trilogy) Frank White (King Of New York) Vanni Corso.  (A Business Affair) Kim Ulander. (Search And Destroy) J-Man. (Envy). Tom. (Pennies From Heaven) Max Zorin. (A View To A Kill) Hessian Horseman. (Sleepy Hollow) Reed Thimple. (Country Bears) Frank Abagnale Sr (Catch Me If You Can) Paul Rayburn.  (Man On Fire) Wilbur Turnblad.  (Hairspray) Gyp DeCarlo.  (Jersey Boys) Bobby Mcbain.  (Mcbain.) Bobby Kahn. (Wayne’s World 2) Robert (The Comfort Of Strangers). Fe...

Chris: Greetings once again humans,   Walkens and fellow creatures of the night.   I am Chris the alpha Walken and welcome back to the Hallo-Walken installment of the Walken-A-Thon, and you're in for a treat.   I know I already covered The Prophecy trilogy before but I am going to review it again because it's just that good.    There is no doubt about it that the 90's was the era of the Walken we know and love,   the Hypnotic and Quasi-Vampiric Walken.    It started with a little  movie called The Comfort Of Strangers in which Walken played a truly creepy demented and vampiric role. Little did we know that in 1995,  a little vampire movie called The Addiction came out and Walken played a vampire in it.   He will also be playing a bloodsucker in the movie Fangs Of War,   I hear he might be playing Dracula.  Ooooh.  It looks like  Bela Lugosi,  Max Schreck,  Frank Langella,  Christo...

1. Balls of Fury. 2. Stepford Wives. 3. Sleepy Hollow. 4. Click. 5. Hairspray. 6. The Prophecy. 7. The Prophecy II. 8. The Prophecy III. 9. Seven Psychopaths. 10. The Country Bears. 11. The Dead Zone. 12. Batman Returns. 13. Communion. 14. The Deer Hunter 15. Romance and Cigarrettes. 16. Envy. 17. Man of the Year. 18. Undertaking Betty. 19. Mousehunt. 20. Antz. 21. Ripper. 22. Wayne's World 2. 23. A-Z of Walken. 24. SNL: Best of Christopher Walken. 25. Trance/Eternal. 26. A Late Quartet. 27. The Power Of Few. 28. The Addiction.  30. The Rundown. 31. Kangaroo Jack. 32. Joe Dirt. 33. The Wild Side. 34. A View To A Kill. 35. Life's A Beach/Jungle Juice. 36. Around The Bend. 37. Five Dollars A Day. 38. King Of New York. 39. Brainstorm.  39. Comfort Of Strangers. 40. Blast From The Past. 41. Excess Baggage. 42.  Mind Snatchers. 43. Stand Up Guys. 44. Search And Destroy.

It looks like Russell is slipping a bit because I slept like a baby last night,   dreams weren't too far out of the ordinary and i'm still me.  Phew.   Chris the Alpha Walken will not allow Russell to have his way with me,   after all -  Chris is a proud member of the vampire team.   Or should that be..Team Walken?            

American Werewolf In London review By Monstermaster13 ----------------------------------- Nathan: Welcome back to Monstermaster13's Halloween Spooktacular Countdown,  now for today's installment we will be looking at a personal favorite movie of mine.    Before we start,  i'd like to mention that I am a huge fan of werecreatures and shapeshifters in general thanks to Big Wolf On Campus,  the 1980's classic Teen Wolf and of course the subject of tonight's review. Released in 1981,  this classic horror/comedy is directed by John Landis who also directed Animal House,  Kentucky  Fried Movie,   Blues Brothers,   Three Amigos,  Shlock,  and Oscar and is probably the first movie to have a four legged werewolf instead of the two-legged traditional Lon Chaney Jr styled werewolf. An American Werewolf In London is a project that Landis had been wanting to be do since he was a teenager and is also partially inspired by...

Transylvania 6-5000 Review ------------------------------- Nathan: Hello everyone and welcome to another special installment of Monstermaster13’s reviews,  i’m Monstermaster13 from the time when zombies weren’t used as love-interests in teen monster movies. Guess what?   It’s September!  And do you know what that means?   That is right my dear children of the night...it’s time for the Monstermaster13 Halloween Spooktacular countdown.    All through September and October,   I will be highlighting horror movies,  horror comedies and anything horror related in general.  So be prepared for lots of screams,  scream queens,  monsters,  and all things that dare to go bump in the night!  Buwahaha! *lightning and thunder is heard* And what could be a better movie to kick it all off,  than the underrated comedy classic Transylvania 6-5000.    No,  this has nothing to do with the Bugs Bunny short of t...

Last night in my sleep I was haunted by a creature so horrifying it made me scream like a banshee,  this beast hailed from Essex and had a British accent,   was 6'ft tall and was all hairy and monstrous,   he looked like a werewolf from the belly of Hades and he got me,   he turned me into him.   Who was the monster,  you ask? It was....Russell Brand.  *the sound of horrified screams is heard*

It's September...and you know what that means?  Only one month to October...and you know what that means?  Halloween!  Which also holds two other significant events,   one being the birthday of my favorite comedian ever John Candy,  and the second being the anniversary of how me and WarriorsRPGMembah  first became friends on Deviantart.    Plus,  i've got tons of halloween movie reviews to work on and several horror stories to do as well.   So without further adu,  it's showtime.        

Chris: Hello everyone and welcome back to Monstermaster13’s reviews -   it’s time for another edition of the Walken-A-Thon. Tonights movie is a very good example of Walken at his most vampiric, it is titled The Comfort Of Strangers and  it is based on a short novel by Ian McEwan.  Paul Schrader is the director of this movie,  he also directed one of my favorite movies the 1982 remake of Cat People. You know that classic fairy tale about the two human children who were orphans and went off into the woods only to be lured to a candy house by a witch who fattened them up?   Well this movie is what you might call a modern version of that story. Our two leads are a British couple played by Rupert Everett - (who you might know as Dr Claw in the live action Inspector Gadget movie and the voice of Prince Charming in the Shrek franchise) and the late Natasha Richardson. Both of them are vacationing in the lovely town of Venice,  it is explained ...

*a special halloween version of the Monstermaster13 productions introduction starts with the opening theme which sounds like a mix of the Beetlejuice and Tales From The Crypt themes as performed by Danny Elfman* (We see an old mansion,  the doors of the old mansion open as the tracking shot takes us all the way through the mansion,  down to the basement - where a lab of sorts,  we see one of the coffins creek open -  and suddenly Chris the Alpha Walken pops out of it) Chris: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaawr!   I have returned.    Surrender your blood and cowbell to me or you all will become my Walkeny minions forever!  Muwahahaha!   *He roars,  bearing his sharpened teeth* Oh,  i’m sorry.   Did I frighten you?   If I did….then I apologize.   I’m just getting into the holiday spirit. Because my friends,   it is October -  which as you humans know,  mean it is the season for horror and all kinds of ...

Monstermaster13 reviews:   Around the Bend ------------------------------------------ Chris: Hello and welcome back to Monstermaster13's reviews....I am continuining on with the Walken-A-Thon reviews. Originally I planned on watching and reviewing the 1998 film Trance/The Eternal/Kiss of The Mummy but unfortunately....I couldn't find a single place to watch it online and most of the ones that do have it -  either have it as a torrent or on a site you have to pay for it using your credit card or something. So instead i'm going to be reviewing a different Walken movie.    This time I am going to review the 2004 film Around the Bend. Now this is a heart-warming family drama starring Chris Walken as Turner Lair,   an ex-con man who reunites with his estranged grandson Jason (Josh Lucas) and the two go on a road trip together. Michael Caine is also in this movie too and this movie is extremely entertaining and quite charming. It's also a nice...