Curse of the werejoshpeck
It was a dark and stormy night and darkness had fallen across the land….actually it wasn't stormy but it was a pretty clear night out , and it was in the middle of summer.
Nickelodeon was having one of it's late night summer sleepover marathons where they show episodes of some of their best shows back to back, this weekend it was a Drake and Josh marathon where they were also going to show the movie Really Big Shrimp as well as episodes of the fourth season.
I was all ready for it, I had just eaten my dinner and dessert and had a shower and brushed my teeth, so far it was coming along extra well - all the season 1 and 2 episodes had just been aired and I was enjoying them, so for the rest of the night I stayed up watching the rest of the marathon.
All was going well except after the final episode season 4, I fell asleep and laid down on the sofa bed.
Within a few seconds later, I woke up in a cold sweat of sorts - and I had chills running down my spine.
"This can't be good."
I got up and started looking out the window, I saw that the full moon was up in the sky and more chills ran up my spine. I seemed to have forgotten that it was a full moon night.
"I can't believe I forgot that tonight was a full moon night!"
I then went back on the sofa-bed to think, I was hoping that it wouldn't invoke another involuntary transformation like it did last time, but I was starting to feel a bit strange.
"Uh….I don't feel so good."
I started feeling itchy and I started scratching like I had the chickenpox….. Was it some kind of illness? No. Was it an allergic reaction? No. This was something far more supernatural.
"Why do I feel so itchy all of a sudden?"
I then looked at my hands and gasped in horror as blackish fur started growing on them and my fingernails grew into long black claws as 1 additional thumb started popping up on each hand.
"What's happening? Why am I changing?"
My slipper socks were slowly ripping apart to reveal blackish fur growing on them and my toenails were growing long, black and sharp like my fingernails.
"M-my hands! My feet! There's fur on them!"
I began freaking out at the changes that I was going through, large amounts of feelings of pain and fear were coming over me as it was happening. I doubled over in pain as I felt a rather sharp pain in my back.
"Owwwwwww…..man. The pain, it hurts!"
Slowly but surely several sharp quills that were dark redish in colour grew out of my back, ripping through the back of my shirt.
"No….not my best shirt! This is horrible. Whatt is happening to me?"
My hair turned black as it grew into a mane, my ears stretched out and became pointed, blackish fur was growing on my face and my eyebrows were going bushy and black.
"No…this can't be real."
My eyes were glowing a dark greenish colour as fangs sprouted in my mouth and my nose turned black, my face started to morph and resemble a post weight loss Josh Peck.
"Uh…no….noooooooooooooo!" I screamed, my voice sounding more like Josh's voice.
My transformation completed itself as my face finished morphing and now resembled a post weight loss Josh Peck, I looked at my reflection in the window and was shocked and horrified at what I saw.
"I'm a Werejoshpeck? This must be a dream, I must wake up!"
I was freaking out more as a result of my transformation and I didn't want to wake anybody up at this time, I tried not to make a sound but my more werejoshpeck instincts got the best of me and I screeched at the full moon.
"Oh man."
I then woke up with a scream, everything was back to normal and so was I. I got up and smiled as I headed to go to get a new pair of slipper socks to replace the ones that got ripped.
"Phew. It was just a dream."
And with that, I went into the bedroom to get a new pair of slipper socks to replace the pair that had gotten ripped apart before I went back into the living room.
I went back on the sofa bed and went back to sleep, now glad to know that I hadn't transformed into a Werejoshpeck at all. But before I got back into bed again, I turned around, revealing my eyes were glowing that same dark greenish colour - the same as the werejoshpeck's eyes.
It was all just a dream….or was it?
Nickelodeon was having one of it's late night summer sleepover marathons where they show episodes of some of their best shows back to back, this weekend it was a Drake and Josh marathon where they were also going to show the movie Really Big Shrimp as well as episodes of the fourth season.
I was all ready for it, I had just eaten my dinner and dessert and had a shower and brushed my teeth, so far it was coming along extra well - all the season 1 and 2 episodes had just been aired and I was enjoying them, so for the rest of the night I stayed up watching the rest of the marathon.
All was going well except after the final episode season 4, I fell asleep and laid down on the sofa bed.
Within a few seconds later, I woke up in a cold sweat of sorts - and I had chills running down my spine.
"This can't be good."
I got up and started looking out the window, I saw that the full moon was up in the sky and more chills ran up my spine. I seemed to have forgotten that it was a full moon night.
"I can't believe I forgot that tonight was a full moon night!"
I then went back on the sofa-bed to think, I was hoping that it wouldn't invoke another involuntary transformation like it did last time, but I was starting to feel a bit strange.
"Uh….I don't feel so good."
I started feeling itchy and I started scratching like I had the chickenpox….. Was it some kind of illness? No. Was it an allergic reaction? No. This was something far more supernatural.
"Why do I feel so itchy all of a sudden?"
I then looked at my hands and gasped in horror as blackish fur started growing on them and my fingernails grew into long black claws as 1 additional thumb started popping up on each hand.
"What's happening? Why am I changing?"
My slipper socks were slowly ripping apart to reveal blackish fur growing on them and my toenails were growing long, black and sharp like my fingernails.
"M-my hands! My feet! There's fur on them!"
I began freaking out at the changes that I was going through, large amounts of feelings of pain and fear were coming over me as it was happening. I doubled over in pain as I felt a rather sharp pain in my back.
"Owwwwwww…..man. The pain, it hurts!"
Slowly but surely several sharp quills that were dark redish in colour grew out of my back, ripping through the back of my shirt.
"No….not my best shirt! This is horrible. Whatt is happening to me?"
My hair turned black as it grew into a mane, my ears stretched out and became pointed, blackish fur was growing on my face and my eyebrows were going bushy and black.
"No…this can't be real."
My eyes were glowing a dark greenish colour as fangs sprouted in my mouth and my nose turned black, my face started to morph and resemble a post weight loss Josh Peck.
"Uh…no….noooooooooooooo!" I screamed, my voice sounding more like Josh's voice.
My transformation completed itself as my face finished morphing and now resembled a post weight loss Josh Peck, I looked at my reflection in the window and was shocked and horrified at what I saw.
"I'm a Werejoshpeck? This must be a dream, I must wake up!"
I was freaking out more as a result of my transformation and I didn't want to wake anybody up at this time, I tried not to make a sound but my more werejoshpeck instincts got the best of me and I screeched at the full moon.
"Oh man."
I then woke up with a scream, everything was back to normal and so was I. I got up and smiled as I headed to go to get a new pair of slipper socks to replace the ones that got ripped.
"Phew. It was just a dream."
And with that, I went into the bedroom to get a new pair of slipper socks to replace the pair that had gotten ripped apart before I went back into the living room.
I went back on the sofa bed and went back to sleep, now glad to know that I hadn't transformed into a Werejoshpeck at all. But before I got back into bed again, I turned around, revealing my eyes were glowing that same dark greenish colour - the same as the werejoshpeck's eyes.
It was all just a dream….or was it?
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