World of Monsters

Werebelushi rants: SFP Disclaimer: The forum mentioned in today’s rant is entirely fictional,  any resemblance to any real forums is entirely coincidental,  as this is a rant by a fictional character and as such the Werebelushi is not real but a fictional character.   You might want to get your head-checked if you think this is real. -------------------------- (We see a male Werebelushi who looks and sounds like John Belushi,  he is sitting at a table of sorts and is dressed like a college professor with his hair slicked back all George Carlin style) Werebelushi: Hello everyone and welcome back to another rant with your host That Werebelushi In The Shades.   Looks like it’s time for another Trollzie award and this time it’s for Stupid Forum Post. Ah,  internet forums -  you either love em or loathe them and want them to die a slow and agonizing death.   More often than not it is soooooo difficult to get along with just about anyone on a forum, ...

Alpha Walken’s Challenge. Disclaimer: The following is a fictional story about how my character turned into actor Christopher Walken,  it is for the most part fictional which means it is not true.   Please do not copypaste this or screencap it for the sake of mocking it,   if you think it is real please seek professional help immediately. Warning: Looking at the picture associated with this story will cause you to slowly become like Christopher Walken.  You may feel the urge to break out into a dance,   attempt to do the 1812 overture with your armpit,  perch like an archangel,  chase Johnny Depp through the town of Sleepy Hollow,  get a job at Bed,  Bath and Beyond,  become a soldier in Vietnam,  take up ping pong and dress in Asian garb,  and come down with a severe desire for more cowbell. NOTE: It is also best that you read both the Walken voice lines and my character (as Christopher Walken) i...