World of Monsters

Werebelushi: Hello everyone and welcome back to another wild edition of Werebelushi rants,  today’s rant is about another form of commenting that you can’t determine if the person is being serious or just seriously insane. I’m talking about joke comments on other people’s work.  Comments that come across as either poor attempts at trolling or just some cruel sick joke that the C.A.C (Complete Asshole Commentor)  thinks is funny. For example my most recent encounter with this was with a user who commented on a friend of mine’s work with the following: *horrible screams of agony are approaching”.  I’d hate to reference a meme here..but lulwhut? Is this is a joke?  Is this some kind of prank?  Am I being punked here?  Is Ashton Kutcher going to show up any minute and laugh at me?   Alright,  who’s the evil genius that organized this plan?  Whoever is responsible for this - confess! I’m not being an internet tough guy here,  it’s just t...

Werebelushi: Hello and welcome back to another Werebelushi rant,  now this is regarding a certain group of comments that belong in the JKY category.    Now what does JKY stand for?  It stands for ‘Just Kill Yourself’  the warcry/ultimate answer to everything for the typical asshole youtube commentator or wannabe internet troll. These comments come in four flavours: “The Immature Kid Trying To Be Badass”  “The Failtroll Who Fails At Life”  “The Sadistic Prick” and the “Trying-Too-Hard To Be A Troll” flavour groups.   I’ve dealt with all four of these idiots on youtube and trust me,   they’re one click short of a ban or suspension. Say you’re online watching some videos of someone you like and admire when you scroll down to see spiteful comments like this: “You’re an autistic waste of life and no one likes you”  “You have no life outside of the internet,  get a job”  “I don’t give a shit if I started this,  just kill yoursel...

Werebelushi: Hello everyone and welcome back to another Werebelushi rant.   Well I was at work to do doing my usual route of being a reviewer when this total prick comes up to me and is trying to tell me about cyberbullying. But it turns into the most offence tirade ever since the infamous one when Michael Richards made a joke about the African American hecklers at the laugh factory.  Yes,  it was THAT bad.  Oh,  don’t believe me?    Let me tell you. First of all he uses the word that i’m sure that all people with autism hate to describe them -  he calls them aspies.   When I tried pointing out that I have a friend with autism who is deeply offended by this...guess what his response was? His response was…”let’s see how many fucks I don’t give”.    What?  Seriously?  You’re referencing that stupid “Look at all the fucks I give”  meme?   That meme that flat out ruined The Sound Of Music?   Because I’m sure tha...

Werebelushi rants: T.M ------------------------------- (We see a male werebelushi who looks and sounds like John Belushi,  he is sitting at a desk of sorts.) Werebelushi: Hello everyone and welcome back to Werebelushi rants.  Today’s rant is on those other youtube commentators.   Those particular ones that think that just because they can get away with swearing,  making sexual innuendos and death threats makes them cool. These are more often than not either teenagers who don’t know any better,  or just people who are out of their minds.  And will often post comments such as this: “Hey dudez, I liek had the wildest buttsecks ever with my GF/BF”  “You’re like an autistic waste of oxygen..you should liek..kill yourself, man”. “I have a job and you don’t...and it’s liek teh shit!” Today i’m looking into the ‘T.M’ category which is the former, as I call it - the Teenage Moron category.   Now I mean no offense to actual teens who might be reading this, ...

TftW: Hillhurst Halloween Frights By Monstermaster13 Various TFs Influences: Goosebumps:  This episode draws inspiration from The Haunted Mask episode of Goosebumps. Thriller:   There’s a scene that involves a Thriller-like dance number. Elvira:  Victoria is dressed as Elvira and turns into her. Australian Mythos:  Poked fun of with the werekoala TF scene. ---------------------------------------- It was October 31st,  2012 and Nathan and his friends were all dressed up and getting ready to go to Hillhurst for the halloween ball. Nathan was dressed as a Tim Burtonesque ring-master type,   Chloe was dressed as a werekoala,  Victoria was dressed as Elvira, Danielle was dressed as a vampire princess, Toby was dressed as Obi Wan and Mina was dressed as a bear-girl. They were on their way to Hillhurst when they decided to stop at the house of one of Victoria’s friends,   once there they knocked on the door. Victoria’s friend Bobby who was dressed as a g...