World of Monsters

My friend Vera is coming back tommorow and i've got a new facepaint lady.

Hello i'm Nathan aka Monstermaster13, you may know me from my work on deviantart or from my reviews. I'm hear to discuss how the werecreatures in my monster world series actually work, since I have gotten a lot of people questioning why they exist or saying that they don't make sense. To answer your queries: They are supposed to be parodies/homages to werecreature mythos in general. I am aware that the were-in-werewolf means man and that's what I did, while my were-creatures are human-like and based off real people in terms of looks and personality - they still have common attributes that most werecreatures have like heightenend senses, superhuman strength and agility and so on. And yes most of these do have fangs and fur as well as slightly beast-like characteristics, not all of them are wolf-like. The WereElvis was the first idea I came up with as a werecreature parody, in addition to it having the strength and agility and heightenend senses, they also have song ba...

I've got a few things i want to confess: 1. I'm a little bit delusional and a little bit insane. But i'm okay with it. 2. I am autistic. 3. I have a fat fetish and a transformation fetish. 4. My spirit animals are a crow, deer, bear and fox. 5. My totem animal is a cockroach. I have a few fursonas of my own that I RP as well: 1. A Weregrinch. 2. A Werejohnbelushi. 3. A Werejohncandy (formerly) 4. A Weresmeargle (pokesona).

For those who want me to get rid of the whole werecelebrity thing well i'm not doing it, they're my creations and even though they have caused me a great deal of hate and ridicule I just still am proud of them. Some say they're stupid but i don't care, they're mine and mine alone. No one truly has the right to say how stupid they think they are, as there technically is no such thing as real free speech in my opinion. For those trolls out there who thinks it's funny to insult my creations like that - get a life, you're not making it any better for yourselves and all you're doing is making your crappy lives better by comparison. The werejohnbelushi is staying and he's going to be around for a long long time, so better get used to it.

Grrrrr....being a werejohnbelushi is just so hard sometimes, especially when you've got those godamn pesky instincts. And not to mention the increased appetite and the number of people hating on werebelushi's because of their grossness. Raaawr..urrr...it's enough to make me go berserk on them.

A Real American Werebelushi (origin of Werebelushi In The Shades) Werebelushi TF -------------- This is the tale of a different kind of reviewer, this is the tale of That Werebelushi In The Shades or as if he's known by his common name Mathias T. Radke Named so because he was a fan of John Belushi and of old school monster movies, he was considered to be like Linkara in terms of reviewing style. He was often viewed as crazy because of the fact he believed that he was a real American Werebelushi. One night while he was filming another one of his reviews, he recieved a call from someone known only as Monster Maniac. "Are you the werebelushi guy?" "No...I just pretend to be one, why?" "I need you for something." "Like what? A review or something like that?" "It's important and urgent." "How urgent?" "Extremely and it must be done by the next couple of hours." "Oh....what do you have in mind?" ...

This is for all the haters,  trolls and EDiots out there: