A Real American Werebelushi
A Real American Werebelushi (origin of Werebelushi In The Shades)
Werebelushi TF
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This is the tale of a different kind of reviewer, this is the tale of That Werebelushi In The Shades or as if he's known by his common name Mathias T. Radke
Named so because he was a fan of John Belushi and of old school monster movies, he was considered to be like Linkara in terms of reviewing style.
He was often viewed as crazy because of the fact he believed that he was a real American Werebelushi.
One night while he was filming another one of his reviews, he recieved a call from someone known only as Monster Maniac.
"Are you the werebelushi guy?"
"No...I just pretend to be one, why?"
"I need you for something."
"Like what? A review or something like that?"
"It's important and urgent."
"How urgent?"
"Extremely and it must be done by the next couple of hours."
"Oh....what do you have in mind?"
"No time to explain...we must get to work on it right away.."
"What is it? Come on, answer me."
"It's...it's...it's...uggh."
Just then the lights went out and when they turned back on, the phone had been disconnected.
There was a supernatural aura in the air, somehow it made things look spookier. But he was determined to get to the bottom of this.
"What was it exactly that Monster Maniac wanted me to do? I must find out what it was."
He paced back and fourth for several minutes, thinking and thinking of what it was his friend could have asked him to do.
As he was doing so....the full moon was shining from out of the windows of his apartment and he suddenly felt hungry and more energetic.
"Damn....why do I feel so weird?"
Just then his hands started shaking and his gloves started tearing to reveal his hands changing.
Black fur was growing on his hands and his fingernails were growing longer and sharper becoming like claws.
His hands were also grew larger ripping his gloves to shreds as his fingers grew thicker and slightly chubby but still flexible.
Somehow his new changed hands looked very familar to him. They looked just like the hands of a werebelushi.
"My hands...they look like Werebelushi hands. But how? This isn't possible.."
His shoes started tightening and straining against his feet as the back and sides slowly popped open.
The front of his shoes ripped apart to reveal his feet which were also changing, his shoes burst apart to allow this to happen.
His feet slowly sprouted thick black fur as his toenails grew longer and sharper, just like his fingernails.
His feet grew larger and the toes grew thicker but still flexible as fur crept up his legs, and energy was flowing through him.
"What the hell? My feet have changed too? Oh good god..this is getting seriously strange!"
His shirt started tightening up as he started bulking up , growing a mix of fat and muscle and causing the buttons on his shirt to pop off.
He felt a sharp pain in his back as several sharp quills grew out of it and ripped through the back of it.
There was straining of his shirt as the buttons popped off and his shirt burst apart revealing his frame which was more John Belushi-like, his stomach also swelled and rounded out into a round, fur covered Belushi gut.
He grew to 5'8 as black fur grew all over his body including on his arms and on his torso and on his back.
"Woah...is my stomach a...belushi gut? How is this happening? How am I becoming a Werebelushi?"
His hair grew longer and longer until it turned black and became a wild mane and his ears stretched out and became pointed.
Black fur slowly grew around his face as his eyebrows twitched, becoming bushy and black but still rather expressive.
He closed his eyes for a second but then reopened and as he did, they turned neon green and developed a supernatural glow.
"Aaaaagh...oh my god....this is unbelievable.....I'm turning into a werebelushi...and it's a real one this time! Aaaw man...grrrr..."
His canine teeth sharpened and became fangs as his nose turned black and his features began to morph and reshape themselves.
His facial features morphed and reshaped themselves becoming more John Belushi-like, he felt his features as they finished morphing and couldn't help but let out a little growl.
His voice changed and altered to sound like John Belushi's voice only with a slightly gruffer tone and with a grunts and growls thrown in.
His personality became more wild and free-spirited as the changes completed, he was now a real american Werebelushi.
"I can't believe this! After all this time of pretending to be one on the internet...I find myself turning into one for real. This is just so strange but at the same time...kinda cool. I feel so hungry though."
He jetted off over to the kitchen to go and get something to eat, once he got to the kitchen he started raiding the fridge to see if there was anything he could find which looked edible.
He picked up an assortment of foods before heading back over to the main room, but he was stopped halfway by a fellow reviewer coming in with a shocked look on their face, that reviewer was Alan Slick aka Slick-Man 31, who reviewed a variety of topics regarding folkore and mythology.
"Aaaah! A Werebelushi!"
"Aaaah! A human being!"
"What are you doing here? Have you come to raid the fridge?"
"Well i'm a little hungry but beside the point...it's me, Mathias."
"Matthias? Since when did you turn into a 5'8, 220lb werebelushi?"
"Since earlier...I guess."
"Oh wait...didn't you impersonate or pretend to be one online as part of your show or something?"
"Yes.."
"And now you really ARE one? Yikes. Please don't hurt me."
"I wouldn't do that, Alan."
"You wouldn't? Phew. What a relief! How did this happen exactly?"
"One moment I was in the main room and I got a call from Monster Maniac, who claimed that he had something important for me to do....but I couldn't make out what it was because the power went out and I found myself turning into this."
"Perhaps Linkara could help in some way. Hey, Linkara!"
Linkara popped up around the corner alongside Pollo and waved, he turned to face Matthias and his friend and was surprised at what had happened.
"Mathias? Is that you?"
"Yes. It is.."
"But you're an American Werebelushi. Have you been taken John Belushi lessons from Phelous again?"
"Umm...no..not that I know of, this change just happened recently and I don't know how it happened."
"What were you doing before it happened?"
"I was in the main room of my apartment when I got this phone call from Monster Maniac saying that he had some big important job for me, I couldn't make out what it was because the power went out... and as the power came back on again, I turned into this.."
"Very peculiar....but again, it should be no problem for me."
"You don't think it's the Entity or Mechakara, is it?"
"Nah...I took care of those two ages ago."
"So what is it?"
"Well...this is just a mild guess but i'm guessing that there's a spirit present in this particular apartment of yours."
"What kind of spirit?"
"Well...the Ghost of John Belushi. That's what i'm most certain."
"What's John Belushi's ghost doing here in my apartment?"
"I'm guessing since you played as a werebelushi online...he probably thought it would be fun if he would bring it to life by turning you into said werebelushi."
"Can you see him?"
"I don't think so...maybe Critic should take a look at this. Say....what's your name?"
"Mathias."
"No...not your regular name....your reviewer nickname....this werebelushi form of yours is going to be your reviewer alter ego- correct?"
"Yes.."
"So do you have a new nickname for him?"
"Yes....I shall call myself in this form That Werebelushi In The Shades!"
"Very good."
Matthias spun around and a Jake Blues styled outfit appeared on his body along with his glasses becoming a pair of shades to match.
A hat just like Jake's appeared on his head but this hat was also like Linkara's hat in terms of the way it was styled.
He was no longer Mathias anymore but his cooler alter ego That Werebelushi In The Shades.
"What do you think?"
"Well I think it looks awesome!"
"Thanks."
"No problem."
With that That Werebelushi and Linkara traversed around the apartment, searching for the ghost of late comedian John Belushi.
A few hours later they found him. They found him lunging around in the Cinema Snob's living room watching the snob review a bad Blues Brothers XXX porno spoof.
And so that is how the legend of That Werebelushi in the Shades, whenever there is an issue regarding a fellow reviewer, or if there is anyone out there who needs to be enlighted on Belushi history and the joys of being a Werebelushi - he'll be there.
If any one of his friends are unable to handle a job of the most supernatural callibre, he'll gladly do it. For he's That Werebelushi In The Shades. And he's on a mission from Thatguywiththeglasses to save the world from bad movies and bad misconceptions.
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Werebelushi TF
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This is the tale of a different kind of reviewer, this is the tale of That Werebelushi In The Shades or as if he's known by his common name Mathias T. Radke
Named so because he was a fan of John Belushi and of old school monster movies, he was considered to be like Linkara in terms of reviewing style.
He was often viewed as crazy because of the fact he believed that he was a real American Werebelushi.
One night while he was filming another one of his reviews, he recieved a call from someone known only as Monster Maniac.
"Are you the werebelushi guy?"
"No...I just pretend to be one, why?"
"I need you for something."
"Like what? A review or something like that?"
"It's important and urgent."
"How urgent?"
"Extremely and it must be done by the next couple of hours."
"Oh....what do you have in mind?"
"No time to explain...we must get to work on it right away.."
"What is it? Come on, answer me."
"It's...it's...it's...uggh."
Just then the lights went out and when they turned back on, the phone had been disconnected.
There was a supernatural aura in the air, somehow it made things look spookier. But he was determined to get to the bottom of this.
"What was it exactly that Monster Maniac wanted me to do? I must find out what it was."
He paced back and fourth for several minutes, thinking and thinking of what it was his friend could have asked him to do.
As he was doing so....the full moon was shining from out of the windows of his apartment and he suddenly felt hungry and more energetic.
"Damn....why do I feel so weird?"
Just then his hands started shaking and his gloves started tearing to reveal his hands changing.
Black fur was growing on his hands and his fingernails were growing longer and sharper becoming like claws.
His hands were also grew larger ripping his gloves to shreds as his fingers grew thicker and slightly chubby but still flexible.
Somehow his new changed hands looked very familar to him. They looked just like the hands of a werebelushi.
"My hands...they look like Werebelushi hands. But how? This isn't possible.."
His shoes started tightening and straining against his feet as the back and sides slowly popped open.
The front of his shoes ripped apart to reveal his feet which were also changing, his shoes burst apart to allow this to happen.
His feet slowly sprouted thick black fur as his toenails grew longer and sharper, just like his fingernails.
His feet grew larger and the toes grew thicker but still flexible as fur crept up his legs, and energy was flowing through him.
"What the hell? My feet have changed too? Oh good god..this is getting seriously strange!"
His shirt started tightening up as he started bulking up , growing a mix of fat and muscle and causing the buttons on his shirt to pop off.
He felt a sharp pain in his back as several sharp quills grew out of it and ripped through the back of it.
There was straining of his shirt as the buttons popped off and his shirt burst apart revealing his frame which was more John Belushi-like, his stomach also swelled and rounded out into a round, fur covered Belushi gut.
He grew to 5'8 as black fur grew all over his body including on his arms and on his torso and on his back.
"Woah...is my stomach a...belushi gut? How is this happening? How am I becoming a Werebelushi?"
His hair grew longer and longer until it turned black and became a wild mane and his ears stretched out and became pointed.
Black fur slowly grew around his face as his eyebrows twitched, becoming bushy and black but still rather expressive.
He closed his eyes for a second but then reopened and as he did, they turned neon green and developed a supernatural glow.
"Aaaaagh...oh my god....this is unbelievable.....I'm turning into a werebelushi...and it's a real one this time! Aaaw man...grrrr..."
His canine teeth sharpened and became fangs as his nose turned black and his features began to morph and reshape themselves.
His facial features morphed and reshaped themselves becoming more John Belushi-like, he felt his features as they finished morphing and couldn't help but let out a little growl.
His voice changed and altered to sound like John Belushi's voice only with a slightly gruffer tone and with a grunts and growls thrown in.
His personality became more wild and free-spirited as the changes completed, he was now a real american Werebelushi.
"I can't believe this! After all this time of pretending to be one on the internet...I find myself turning into one for real. This is just so strange but at the same time...kinda cool. I feel so hungry though."
He jetted off over to the kitchen to go and get something to eat, once he got to the kitchen he started raiding the fridge to see if there was anything he could find which looked edible.
He picked up an assortment of foods before heading back over to the main room, but he was stopped halfway by a fellow reviewer coming in with a shocked look on their face, that reviewer was Alan Slick aka Slick-Man 31, who reviewed a variety of topics regarding folkore and mythology.
"Aaaah! A Werebelushi!"
"Aaaah! A human being!"
"What are you doing here? Have you come to raid the fridge?"
"Well i'm a little hungry but beside the point...it's me, Mathias."
"Matthias? Since when did you turn into a 5'8, 220lb werebelushi?"
"Since earlier...I guess."
"Oh wait...didn't you impersonate or pretend to be one online as part of your show or something?"
"Yes.."
"And now you really ARE one? Yikes. Please don't hurt me."
"I wouldn't do that, Alan."
"You wouldn't? Phew. What a relief! How did this happen exactly?"
"One moment I was in the main room and I got a call from Monster Maniac, who claimed that he had something important for me to do....but I couldn't make out what it was because the power went out and I found myself turning into this."
"Perhaps Linkara could help in some way. Hey, Linkara!"
Linkara popped up around the corner alongside Pollo and waved, he turned to face Matthias and his friend and was surprised at what had happened.
"Mathias? Is that you?"
"Yes. It is.."
"But you're an American Werebelushi. Have you been taken John Belushi lessons from Phelous again?"
"Umm...no..not that I know of, this change just happened recently and I don't know how it happened."
"What were you doing before it happened?"
"I was in the main room of my apartment when I got this phone call from Monster Maniac saying that he had some big important job for me, I couldn't make out what it was because the power went out... and as the power came back on again, I turned into this.."
"Very peculiar....but again, it should be no problem for me."
"You don't think it's the Entity or Mechakara, is it?"
"Nah...I took care of those two ages ago."
"So what is it?"
"Well...this is just a mild guess but i'm guessing that there's a spirit present in this particular apartment of yours."
"What kind of spirit?"
"Well...the Ghost of John Belushi. That's what i'm most certain."
"What's John Belushi's ghost doing here in my apartment?"
"I'm guessing since you played as a werebelushi online...he probably thought it would be fun if he would bring it to life by turning you into said werebelushi."
"Can you see him?"
"I don't think so...maybe Critic should take a look at this. Say....what's your name?"
"Mathias."
"No...not your regular name....your reviewer nickname....this werebelushi form of yours is going to be your reviewer alter ego- correct?"
"Yes.."
"So do you have a new nickname for him?"
"Yes....I shall call myself in this form That Werebelushi In The Shades!"
"Very good."
Matthias spun around and a Jake Blues styled outfit appeared on his body along with his glasses becoming a pair of shades to match.
A hat just like Jake's appeared on his head but this hat was also like Linkara's hat in terms of the way it was styled.
He was no longer Mathias anymore but his cooler alter ego That Werebelushi In The Shades.
"What do you think?"
"Well I think it looks awesome!"
"Thanks."
"No problem."
With that That Werebelushi and Linkara traversed around the apartment, searching for the ghost of late comedian John Belushi.
A few hours later they found him. They found him lunging around in the Cinema Snob's living room watching the snob review a bad Blues Brothers XXX porno spoof.
And so that is how the legend of That Werebelushi in the Shades, whenever there is an issue regarding a fellow reviewer, or if there is anyone out there who needs to be enlighted on Belushi history and the joys of being a Werebelushi - he'll be there.
If any one of his friends are unable to handle a job of the most supernatural callibre, he'll gladly do it. For he's That Werebelushi In The Shades. And he's on a mission from Thatguywiththeglasses to save the world from bad movies and bad misconceptions.
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