Werebelushi Rants: MHSOJ
Werebelushi Rants:
MHSOJ.
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(We see a male werebelushi who looks and sounds like John Belushi, he is sitting at a table of sorts.)
Werebelushi:
Hello everyone I’m That Werebelushi In The Shades and welcome back to another Werebelushi rant. Well it’s time for the Trollzie Awards again and today’s nominee is for the Most Horrible Sense Of Judgement.
Get this, this one person I know of - who is an absolute loathesome son of a witch, out-right said that he HATES Weird Al Yankovic. What? That’s not right. Who the hell would say that they HATE Weird Al? That’s just not right. Sir, are you okay in the head? Because to me it seems like you have an awful case of Lack Of Sense-Of-Humor Syndrome!
So...apparently if someone likes Weird Al, that makes them autistic? Wow...that’s the most vague and ridiculous judgement of a person based on an interest i’ve ever seen. I mean really? You do know that Weird Al is pretty much loved by EVERYONE with a sense of humor, right? You’re the only person I know who hates him, and I can tell just by that - that you’re obviously mental.
I am a huge Al fan, hell I even reviewed UHF earlier! It’s thanks to him that my friend Nathan got interested in becoming a song parodist, it’s just a pity that Nathan’s early career as a parodist ended on a sour note. Why do you think his old username was DrMusic? Because he was paying homage to Dr Demento. Nathan downloaded most of Al’s music and played them on Itunes back when his Itunes program was actually working.
Not only do I love Weird Al, but I like other comedy song artists too - like Bob Rivers (especially the Saint Nicholson piece with Jack Nicholson as Santa), Flight Of The Conchords, Julie Brown, Tenacious D, Rucka Rucka Ali and a wide variety of novelty songs - especially Purple People Eater, They’re Coming To Take Me Away Ha-Ha and other songs like that. It’s just it’s hard to find a comedic artist or singer who doesn’t resort to swearing and that’s why I like Weird Al, because he relies on his own wacky style and doesn’t resort to sex jokes, swearing or anything that would be too raunchy for family audiences. Also….according to Wiki, Weird Al is in a category known as Nerdcore - so THERE!
One original song of his I particularly enjoy is Your Horoscope For Today, which - as morbid as the lyrics are, given that they’re about horrible misfortunes corresponding to people’s star signs - is a very catchy and hilarious songs. Call me a sadist or whatever but I just love dark humor, especially in song form or in movie form - that’s why movies like Heathers, Beetlejuice, Neighbours (The John Belushi one), Nothing But Trouble, The Addams Family movies, Death Becomes Her and Weekend At Bernies are my favorites. Why do you think I praise The Coen Brothers, Tim Burton, Joe Dante and John Landis so much? Because they know how to do dark humour. Also...i’m a huge Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy fan.
I don’t know what kind of psycho serum you were injected with to make you act like this, but to say you hate Weird Al like that - that’s just not right. That’s like saying that The Secret Of Nimh 2 is better than the first one, and that movie is the Blues Brothers 2000 of animated sequels, well non-Disney animated sequels that is. I mean what’s next? Are you going to say that The Room is actually a gripping drama that deserves an Oscar? Or that Foodfight deserves to be up there with Toy Story in the list of greatest animated movies ever made?
Whatever universe you came from sure isn’t mine, you must be from the Bizarro universe or something. Are you sure that you’re not getting Al confused with Russell Brand? After all...Brand did STEAL Weird Al’s gimmick and judging by the pictures of him in the Arthur remake - he stole Al’s LOOK too!
And people accuse me of stealing Linkara’s look just because I have a similar looking hat? People, I have a Blues Brothers fedora hat and Linkara has a brown porkpie hat - there’s a difference. Besides, everyone already knows i’m dressed like Jake Blues!
I’m sorry but if you hate Weird Al, there is something seriously wrong with you - you’re either trolling or you’re from some bizzaro alternate dimension where good humor doesn’t exist and where Seltzerberg movies are considered comedy masterpieces. I mean you don’t like Weird Al? You sir….clearly aren’t human!
I mean where’s your sense of humour for pete’s sake? Don’t tell me you lost it once you discovered troll sites! Look, there is a way to make fun of something or someone without making that person - as you people put it...’butthurt’, and I think it’s time you learned what REAL comedy is about.
Maybe if you weren’t busy sucking up to a troll site no one even gives a flying wererat’s behind about, you’d have taken the time to listen to some GOOD comedy instead. Might I suggest a crash course in Comedy 101? It covers all styles of comedy including parodies and my personal favorite - slapstick.
So….unless you were joking, take back what you said about Weird Al this instant or i’ll use you as a post to sharpen my claws on like a cat does. Sir, you win the award for Most Horrible Sense Of Judgement.
I’m That Werebelushi In The Shades and this has been my rant on the winner of the Most Horrible Sense Of Judgement award, now if you excuse me i’m going to have me some good old fashioned comedy.
MHSOJ.
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(We see a male werebelushi who looks and sounds like John Belushi, he is sitting at a table of sorts.)
Werebelushi:
Hello everyone I’m That Werebelushi In The Shades and welcome back to another Werebelushi rant. Well it’s time for the Trollzie Awards again and today’s nominee is for the Most Horrible Sense Of Judgement.
Get this, this one person I know of - who is an absolute loathesome son of a witch, out-right said that he HATES Weird Al Yankovic. What? That’s not right. Who the hell would say that they HATE Weird Al? That’s just not right. Sir, are you okay in the head? Because to me it seems like you have an awful case of Lack Of Sense-Of-Humor Syndrome!
So...apparently if someone likes Weird Al, that makes them autistic? Wow...that’s the most vague and ridiculous judgement of a person based on an interest i’ve ever seen. I mean really? You do know that Weird Al is pretty much loved by EVERYONE with a sense of humor, right? You’re the only person I know who hates him, and I can tell just by that - that you’re obviously mental.
I am a huge Al fan, hell I even reviewed UHF earlier! It’s thanks to him that my friend Nathan got interested in becoming a song parodist, it’s just a pity that Nathan’s early career as a parodist ended on a sour note. Why do you think his old username was DrMusic? Because he was paying homage to Dr Demento. Nathan downloaded most of Al’s music and played them on Itunes back when his Itunes program was actually working.
Not only do I love Weird Al, but I like other comedy song artists too - like Bob Rivers (especially the Saint Nicholson piece with Jack Nicholson as Santa), Flight Of The Conchords, Julie Brown, Tenacious D, Rucka Rucka Ali and a wide variety of novelty songs - especially Purple People Eater, They’re Coming To Take Me Away Ha-Ha and other songs like that. It’s just it’s hard to find a comedic artist or singer who doesn’t resort to swearing and that’s why I like Weird Al, because he relies on his own wacky style and doesn’t resort to sex jokes, swearing or anything that would be too raunchy for family audiences. Also….according to Wiki, Weird Al is in a category known as Nerdcore - so THERE!
One original song of his I particularly enjoy is Your Horoscope For Today, which - as morbid as the lyrics are, given that they’re about horrible misfortunes corresponding to people’s star signs - is a very catchy and hilarious songs. Call me a sadist or whatever but I just love dark humor, especially in song form or in movie form - that’s why movies like Heathers, Beetlejuice, Neighbours (The John Belushi one), Nothing But Trouble, The Addams Family movies, Death Becomes Her and Weekend At Bernies are my favorites. Why do you think I praise The Coen Brothers, Tim Burton, Joe Dante and John Landis so much? Because they know how to do dark humour. Also...i’m a huge Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy fan.
I don’t know what kind of psycho serum you were injected with to make you act like this, but to say you hate Weird Al like that - that’s just not right. That’s like saying that The Secret Of Nimh 2 is better than the first one, and that movie is the Blues Brothers 2000 of animated sequels, well non-Disney animated sequels that is. I mean what’s next? Are you going to say that The Room is actually a gripping drama that deserves an Oscar? Or that Foodfight deserves to be up there with Toy Story in the list of greatest animated movies ever made?
Whatever universe you came from sure isn’t mine, you must be from the Bizarro universe or something. Are you sure that you’re not getting Al confused with Russell Brand? After all...Brand did STEAL Weird Al’s gimmick and judging by the pictures of him in the Arthur remake - he stole Al’s LOOK too!
And people accuse me of stealing Linkara’s look just because I have a similar looking hat? People, I have a Blues Brothers fedora hat and Linkara has a brown porkpie hat - there’s a difference. Besides, everyone already knows i’m dressed like Jake Blues!
I’m sorry but if you hate Weird Al, there is something seriously wrong with you - you’re either trolling or you’re from some bizzaro alternate dimension where good humor doesn’t exist and where Seltzerberg movies are considered comedy masterpieces. I mean you don’t like Weird Al? You sir….clearly aren’t human!
I mean where’s your sense of humour for pete’s sake? Don’t tell me you lost it once you discovered troll sites! Look, there is a way to make fun of something or someone without making that person - as you people put it...’butthurt’, and I think it’s time you learned what REAL comedy is about.
Maybe if you weren’t busy sucking up to a troll site no one even gives a flying wererat’s behind about, you’d have taken the time to listen to some GOOD comedy instead. Might I suggest a crash course in Comedy 101? It covers all styles of comedy including parodies and my personal favorite - slapstick.
So….unless you were joking, take back what you said about Weird Al this instant or i’ll use you as a post to sharpen my claws on like a cat does. Sir, you win the award for Most Horrible Sense Of Judgement.
I’m That Werebelushi In The Shades and this has been my rant on the winner of the Most Horrible Sense Of Judgement award, now if you excuse me i’m going to have me some good old fashioned comedy.
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