Piff VS Mr Negative: A Funny Parody

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Piff VS Mr Negative: A Funny Parody

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Everyone’s favorite duo known as Corey and Oats went on many adventures with all their friends including Piff the pufferfish who had become an internet celebrity in many fields including as a songwriter,  filmmaker,  and comedian with his own brand of cheeky humor and recently had become a huge hit on Furaffinitia for his recent story he published which was a series of good ‘alternatives’ to dark transformation episodes and he was making waves with his humorous takes on monster mythos.

However he had on attacker who kept always getting on his nerves, Mr Negative…an evil Mr Men OC with messy looking dark reddish brown hair,  thick eyebrows, two curved horns sticking out of the top of his head,  sharp teeth, and a really bizarre accent nobody even knew where it was from,  he was not a sympathetic character in the slightest, always telling people who questioned him to be ‘quiet’ and to ‘flick off’ off even if they did nothing wrong, one day when Piff made a post apologizing for getting a coelicanth confused with a dunkleosteus in his aquatic life misadventures story only to get a comment from him saying….’You keep apologizing but you still act like a fish witch.’  ‘I know and i’m trying to get better but you are not helping by being negative.’  ‘But my name is Mr Negative, my job is to be an antagonistic character and to be annoying.’

‘This is supposed to be a serious and heartwarming moment and you are ruining it by being a bad person.  Yes you are an antagonist and are very annoying and I hate that you are trying to make mountains out of molehills by doing this but please just leave me alone.’  ‘Fish witch.’  ‘What did you call me?’  ‘Fish wish, fish wish, all purpose ditch witch.’  ‘I try to be a good fish and look what happens, some stupid random moron comes along and berates me.’

He got angry at Mr Negative, screaming and calling him out back, saying that he did not even know him and that even if he did he not want to,  only for Mr Negative to very much add Piff to his ‘Naughty Characters Who Deserve to Die’ list and to tell Piff to go and  suck eggs and to go flip off’.’   ‘Kindly go fuck off, you say?  Well in that case you big dumb brat you can go suck a peanut!  You can go suck all the peanuts in the world. I cannot see how anyone can be such a horrible pretentious prick for no reason even though we have never even met, not even for a minute.  You’re a bad person, all you do is not like happy or wholesome episodes and only like suffering, you brainwash people into being part of your sick hate cult and even made a This User Character Sucks video about me, you know what,  you deserve to be taught a lesson.’

That is when he got an idea, that day after lunch he gathered all the gang together and used some magic to open up a portal into the online realm selection portal,  when they all arrived through the other end of the portal they selected Vyond City, and they all jumped through it where they met up with the rest of the members of Mel’s hero team (the hero team consisted of her, Eucalyptus, Soo, Mimi, Piff, Tangie, Wailleo, Anglo, Augini, Aiyido, Corey, Oats, Delilah Deathray, Pikachu,  Miss Grinch,  Werebelushi in Shades, Dan the Were-Aykroyd,  John Landis, Russell Brand, Ratty and Bonzi) and they all gathered together.

They all headed towards the tv studio where Piff excitedly jumped off to the set of ‘Get Your Own Back’ where he decided to enter himself and his friends, as soon as he activated a switch the show came to life as the announcer announced the arrival of the host,  Dave Benson Phillips (who was the host) jumped up on to the stage and the gang all stood next to the podiums and cheered.  ‘Hello and welcome to Get Your Own Back. The messiest and goopiest show on earth, i’m Dave Benson Phillips and I am the host of this gameshow.  Today’s contestant is a very special friend of mine, say hello to Piff.’

The audience cheered as Piff and all the members of Mel’s hero team waved….’Now Piff, tell us who are you going to get your own back on today.’   ‘I am going to get my own back on a certain bratty character named Mr Negative.’  ‘And why do you want to get your own back on him?’  ‘This annoying brat called me a fish witch and told me to go and flick off and he picks on other characters in the same way.  I was trying to have a heartwarming moment and he ruined it.’  

Mr Negative came on stage and the audience booed at him…’How dare you boo at me, you can all kindly go beep off!’ he yelled.   ‘See what I mean?’  ‘Well he should know better than to say such nasty and horrible things to you, and now you can get your own back on him.’  ‘I can’t wait.’  

Dave explained the three different colored gunge levers -  yellow for school custard, green for boogers and purple for really awful waste as Piff smiled.  ‘Alright Piff, your first question is…which food ingredient did George Washington Carver find over 300 uses for?’  ‘Oh that’s easy, that’s peanuts!’   ‘Mr Negative,  which Stephen King novel was written under another name?’  ‘Uhhhh..Pet Sematary?’  ‘Is your brain turned off today? The correct answers are Thinner and The Running Man.’

Piff pulled the green lever which activated a trap that Mr Negative fell through,  the audience laughed as Mr Negative got covered in ‘snot’.   ‘Your next question is Piff, what form of exercise is the focus of the 1985 movie Perfect?’  ‘Aerobics.’   ‘Correct. Mr Negative,  what is the name of the movie in which a woman falls in love with a fish-monster?’  ‘Uhh Splash?’  ‘Are you on stupid mode,  Mr Negative? The correct answer is The Shape of Water.’

Piff pulled the yellow lever which activated a trap that Mr Negative fell through, landing him in a pool of ‘school custard’ as the audience laughed. ‘This is an outrage.’  ‘No, this is justice for what  you said about me and others. You think that trying to attack them for not even saying anything bad or doing anything wrong makes you superior,  you put on this badass act when it’s all an act.  You may look like a big bad monster from hell with your sharp teeth and wild hair and your horns,  but you're no werewolf, werefox, or even werebeaver,  you’re nothing but a wimp.’

‘I am not a wimp,  I will get you for this Piff.’  ‘I don’t think that you even will.’  ‘Piff, your third and final question is what pulp hero knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?’  ‘That is easy, The Shadow knows.’  ‘Correct,  and Mr Negative, your final question is…Commons of House is a song from which British comedy show?’   ‘Uhhhh Some Mothers Do Have Em?’  ‘Oh my, someone must have had an extra dose of stupid pills this morning,  because that’s the wrong answer,  the correct answer is Spitting Image.’  ‘Curses.’  ‘Piff, pull the lever and deliver slime related justice onto this man, time to get your own back.’

Piff pulled the third and final lever which activated a giant trap that Mr Negative fell down into a pool of ‘really awful waste’ and the audience cheered. ‘This is not fair, I want justice, I want justice and I want it now.’  ‘Maybe you should have thought of that before you attacked Piff.  As for you Piff, you won and now you get the prize for getting your own back, your very own get your own back trophy.’  ‘Yaaaaaay, thank you.’

Piff smiled as he hugged Dave and they all gathered together for afternoon tea and some fun, followed by a party that they all did in which they celebrated with a special celebration as the Adamantiums joined in.  An hour later they all decided to head back home through the online realm selection portal and through an exit portal that took them back to Nile Road, Piff held up his trophy and showed it to his friends.

When they arrived back at Nile Road they all had dinner together and Mel emailed Jill about their adventure and relaxed as Piff and Tangie went fishing and caught a lot of fish, followed by some games and a relaxation session.  They had karaoke and played games and afterwards Corey put on his bat pajamas as Oats put on his princess nightgown.

They all brushed their teeth as Piff activated the closedown sequence featuring the animated fish couple in the style of a Vyond animation using Vyond logic to create a changing background that morphed from day to night as their clothes morphed into night-clothes as they floated into a magical fish themed hotel bedroom.

The fish couple brushed their teeth and yawned as they drifted off to sleep and the goodnight message came up on screen,  as Piff floated into bed and kissed Tangie before giving the goodnight speech which was: ‘Sometimes some people and some fish just make you want to get upset and want to hurt them but remember violence is never the answer,  if you want to get your own back, do what I did, go on Get Your Own Back and give your enemies the slime treatment.  And so I say, goodnight to all of you.’

Anglo turned off the light as they all drifted off to sleep including Piff, and they all had sweet dreams of their adventure as their adventure had come to an end but more are coming up, so stay tuned.