Piff Improves A Bad TG Story

Corey and Oats in…

Piff Improves A Bad TG Story

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Everyone’s favorite duo known as Corey and Oats went on many adventures with their friends including Piff the pufferfish,  Piff had become an internet sensation thanks to the funny videos with him in them such as ‘Piff the Flying Pufferfish’  ‘Funky Pufferfish Dances For Love’ ‘Cartoon Pufferfish Does Kung Fu Poses and Gets in A Comical Fight’ just to name a few and his fans even wrote fanfiction for him.

One fan wrote a series of funny fanfics about Piff such as ‘Piff VS The Evil Phoenix-Lady’ which was a story about Piff taking on an old enemy of Mel’s and defeating her using magic and his own powers, ‘Piff Blows Up About: Movies Not Available On Streaming Services’  ‘Piff Blows Up About: Emo Werecreature Fandom Members’  ‘Piff Meets His Ancestor’ and many more.

But one fic that got a lot of praise from Piff himself was ‘Piff Interrupts A Bad TG Story’, which was about Piff riffing on and going into a bad Chun Li TG story only had the core subject in the middle of the story and for a whole major subplot to be about the author’s self insert and a bunch of random pop culture characters.  Piff loved this story so much he wanted to go inside it, so he used a special combination on the keyboard to unlock a special portal in the computer.

He, Mel, Corey and Oats and all their friends jumped into the portal and were transported through the screen into the online world, and when they arrived in the online world they arrived in the world of the fanfic. ‘Ah here we go,  Fighting Spirit.’  They all looked around, seeing what appeared to be the worst group of heroes imaginable which consisted of doppelgangers from another parody universe of  Callie and Marie from Splatoon who were only hired for publicity photos, Cool Cat, Bill Wilson, an anthropomorphic scene wannabe wolf demoness who had a hyperfixation on clowns (and for some reason, children’s characters), a few Final Fantasy female characters, a robotic lioness-girl dressed in a silver outfit to just name a few.

‘Watch this.’  Piff exclaimed as he floated over to the supposed heroes…’You idiots are the worst team I have seen. Callie and Marie, you’re both supposed to be popular, what are you doing in this garbage pail of a fic? This fic has no good points about it at all, oh look a random pop culture gag the author put in because they remember that thing existed in real life. Oh look, a totally non-consistent timeline. Also would it kill you guys not to call Bill Cia Guy? He has a name you know.’

‘He has a point.’ Oats added. ‘And let’s talk about your stupid leader, oh yes this leader of yours always is portrayed as a glorious bad-ass yet never shows up to contribute anything about from more unnecessary drama, a subplot that goes nowhere and then does nothing. This is just a glorified Pooh’s Adventures only better written and with supposedly powerful characters who still stand around doing nothing.’

‘Yeah and let me tell you something.’  Piff responded, pointing to the wolf-demoness. ‘You are the worst character i've ever seen, you keep promoting fetishistic games all over Deviantart Verse's city domain advertising section like those gross clown fetish games, like gee thanks I did not need to know that clown tfs were a thing. Also i hope you realize that clowns are not a species, those BDSM leather guys are not a species, drones are not a species and neither are pooltoys. Also Noddy and Dennis the Menace as lewd rubber versions of themselves? They’re freaking children. I should have known you were into that given your connections with that raven witch who kidnaps children.’

They had lunch for a bit followed by some snacks and Piff began another rant…’Also, wasn’t this supposed to be about someone turning into Chun Li?  I can understand being set in the past if it was a flashback scene but you can’t just go from 1964 to 2001 and to the present without any indication.’  Piff used some magic to teach the bad team members a lesson. ‘Yes, believe it or not there are people that would find your needlessly long subplots that go nowhere to be boring.’

‘And YOU, Cool Cat. You were defeated, your original fic got banished from existence, how on earth did that brat bring you back?’ It was this very question which caused the deranged anti-bullying mascot to explode. Piff then used some magic to improve the fic by making it about what it was supposed to be about.

They had afternoon tea before watching Piff demonstrate how to make a terrible fic better (by being Piff of course) and the bad hero team members were turned into a number of funny things to improve them including fish-people, beanie babies, squishmallows and dum dum were-aykroyds, he left them as dum dums. ‘There, now you’re as stupid as the fics you are in.’

After doing so the duo and Piff along with Mel went back to where the portal was and jumped out of it,  the portal took them back into another portal before taking them back to their home in Nile Road as they jumped out of the screen.

When they arrived back in their lounge at Nile Road, they all relaxed for a little bit before having dinner and after dinner they played games, Piff went fishing and caught some amazing fish before showing them off to Tangie.  Mel emailed Jill about the adventure they all had and they all had fun.

An hour later they had a karaoke  session before getting ready for bed, when they got ready for bed Corey put on his bat pajamas as Oats put on his pink night-gown,  they all brushed their teeth and headed into the bedroom.

They jumped onto the bed and snuggled up, thanking Mel for the adventure before saying goodnight to each-other as Mel turned off the light, they all had sweet dreams as they did indeed drift off to sleep.

Another adventure had come to an end but more are coming up.