Susan’s New Groove.

 Susan’s New Groove.

NOTE: This is a Susan’s Plan fic that is also a homage to The Emperor’s New Groove and is a ftm Were-aykroyd tf fic.

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You see that Were-Aykroyd over there, well that Were-Aykroyd used to be someone and just not any old someone but Susan Holland. But before we get to that you must know what happening that got her in this predicament…Susan wanted to get revenge on her ex-husband Paul all those years ago but all her attempts to do so had failed, and now Paul had heard of this, he was steaming mad in fact he was furious and he wanted to get back at her.  ‘Susan has gone too far this time.’  ‘I know Paul but what can we do?  Unless we can think of a brilliant plan to get rid of her or something.’  Betty quipped as she thought about what they could do to get back at Susan.

“Do you think we could team up to get rid of her?”

“Yes…do you want to?”

“Maybe we could…to the secret lab, pull the lever, Sam!’  Betty quipped as Sam pulled a lever, which accidentally knocked her through a trapdoor. ‘Wrong lever!’ ‘Sorry. Is this the one?’ he pulled the right lever this time which activated a rollercoaster of sorts, which took them underground and into Betty’s secret lab along with Paul.  ‘Ah ha, perfect. Now that we’re here we can work on the plan.’  

“Any ideas?”

‘Well we could use one of these…we could turn her into a flea, a harmless little flea. Then we put the flea in a box and put the box in another box and that box in another box, and then I’ll mail it to myself and when it arrives i’ll smash it with a hammer.  It’s brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.’  ‘Hmmm..sounds complicated.’ ‘Or to save on postage, i’ll just poison her with this.’ She laughed wickedly to herself as she explained her plan to Paul and Sam.

“Alright, if you insist…”

“Yes, Sam..call Susan over please.”

Sam got his phone out and called Susan over for dinner later that evening, Paul served the food and set it all up and when Susan sat down she decided to try some of the food. ‘Mmm…you’ve outdone yourself, Paul. I must say you’re really good at cooking.’  ‘Thanks.’  ‘So i’d just like to say i’m sorry for trying to have you killed previously, I just wanted your insurance money, that’s all and I hope you’re not mad.’  ‘Me? No. I never could be mad at you.’  She smiled as she tried some of the main course.

‘Pst…Sam, do you have the poison?’  ‘Which one is it?’  ‘The one that I picked out.’ ‘Oh, right, the poison, the poison for Susan. The poison that is made specifically to kill Susan, Susan’s poison…that poison?’  ‘Yes, that poison.’ ‘Gotcha covered.’  Sam handed the bottle of ‘poison’ to Betty who poured it in a bottle and gave the bottle to Susan. ‘Here you go Susan…here’s to everything you did.’  ‘To everything.’

Susan picked up the drink and started drinking from it, and her stomach gurgled a little bit before she collapsed. ‘Yes, we did it!’ ‘She’s dead?’ It looked like the dastardly duo were about to celebrate when Susan woke back up, she looked over at her arms and to her horror she saw them broaden and grow as some brownish hairs developed on them. ‘Sam, Paul…Betty, what’s happening? I don’t feel so good. And look at my arms. I’m going to need to shave these later.’ 

“Huh…Sam? This wasn’t supposed to happen.”

“Oh my…uhh…”

Betty looked over at Susan and then back at Sam who was blushing out of embarrassment, Sam knew he had made a mistake.  Susan looked at her hands as they enlarged, and then gasped as the buttons on her top began to pop off one by one, while her torso and chest broadened and also developed a small selection of brownish hairs on them.  She gasped as her breasts retracted and her stomach grew and developed some hairs on it, her skin matured and in the process her back and shoulders broadened, making her look a bit larger than she was prior.  ‘What’s going on? Sam? Paul? Betty?’  ‘Oh dear…this may not be a good time to say this to you, but…’

Susan screamed as her hips retracted, her rear plumped up, making her look like she was quite thicc as her privates altered into the more masculine variant. Her jeans didn’t rip entirely, but did grow to fit her body as her legs altered while her feet grew in size, two of the toes on them sticking together at the knuckle to give her the appearance of having webbed toes. She slowly shot up in height from her normal height to 6’1, her reddish hair darkening and turning a dark brown color while her brow and forehead altered, her eyebrows thickened as her eyes widened, one remaining brown while the other turned green.  

In addition to this her nose broadened and developed a cleft in the middle as her features plumped up and slowly contorted into a face that was identical to Bob’s, i.e very Aykroydian, as she gained a tear shaped tattoo like Bob’s.  She looked exactly like Bob and had a build just like his now, her voice deepened and altered, altering and giving her some rather Aykroydian traits as it became a male voice.  She panicked for a little and then looked at herself in the mirror, she had become a Were-Aykroyd.

“Uhhh..Sam, why does Susan look like Bob?”

“I’m going to tell you this now, Betty. You won’t like this.”

‘I won’t like what?’  ‘This…she’s a Were-Aykroyd now.’  ‘A Were-Aykroyd? She’s supposed to be dead!’  ‘Yeah, weird.’  ‘Let me see that potion for a minute…this isn’t poison.’  ‘It’s not poison?’ ‘No…this is extract of Dan Aykroyd!’  ‘In my defense all the potions look similar, you should consider relabelling them.’   

Susan looked at herself or rather himself…’Oh my god I look like Bob.’  ‘I’m sorry about that, please don’t kill us.’  At first she was horrified but then she realized he liked being a Were-Aykroyd, chuckling to herself…he was still Susan mentally and it was obvious he didn’t take on Dan Aykroyd’s identity, because she was definitely Aykroydian while being himself, so best of both worlds.  ‘I won’t do that, you know you were right, I was kind of horrible towards Paul, Paul…I am sincerely sorry.’  ‘Apology accepted.’  

“So what do we do now? Do we turn Susan back to normal or leave her like this?”

“Leave her like this.”

‘I am with you on that.’  Susan nodded as he examined himself, he did feel pretty sexy like this and he agreed that he wanted to stay as a Were-Aykroyd, he liked this new form and definitely thought he and Bob could be best friends, and thus with that Sam, Betty and Paul decided to leave him like that as opposed to changing him back to normal, after all Sam liked him better that way and he wasn’t likely going to change his mind at any times.

And thus we also come to where you came in, so you see…that Were-Aykroyd was Susan Holland, but now he’s much better off than how he was initially,  and he turned out extremely good looking and popular with the ladies and also with some of the boys.  Sometimes, revenge really CAN pay off.