WB Rants: Kurvos is a Karen.

 Werebelushi:

'Well, let's see here. Firstly, Omni Man is a complete incompetent moron, and a completely unlikable sociopath. After spending all those years on earth, he decided that the best way to make his son take his side is to casually kill and make him unintentionally kill people? He didn't think that would very obviously just make him hate his dad more? And J.K. Simmons' voice acting for him is absolutely atrocious, like he's just reading the lines from the script with no emotions. Also, he says he always considered his wife a pet...... so I guess he's okay with bestiality, since he by that logic admitted having sex with his own pet. Oh, and he killed the wannabe Justice League in the most inefficient way possible, like he just did it to be a sadistic psycho.'   Kurvos, this is why you fail at critiquing.  If I were you i'd give up critiquing and considering a new job..as a village idiot.  And I understand why you dislike Invicible but do you have to be such a whiny prick about it? Oh waa boo hoo, they ruined a homophobic character from the comic and made him a total joke. You know else is a total joke, YOUR attempts at criticism suck, if this is your character...give up, this character of yours is a pain in the ass one note cliche.  Oh yeah, the angry critic who supposedly hates everything is sooooo totally original.

'Oh, and speaking of which, showing us at the end of episode 1 that Omni Man killed them makes us have to wait for the other characters to play catch-up with us, and it makes it impossible for us to learn to care for Omni Man in ANY sense. Would work a lot better if we learned WITH his wife that he killed them, instead of spoiling it that soon just for it's dumb shock value.'   And we're supposed to agree with your stupid opinion, why?  Don't tell me people what they can and cannot like.  I dislike dramatic Tom Hanks but you don't see me saying 'oh Forrest Gump is soooooo overrated and pretentious, it's promoting an able-ist agenda.' and stuff like that.   'Then there's the Constantine/Hellboy/Etrigan detective demon who... that SHIELD wannabe organization takes back to Hell for trying to exploit Omni Man, because they don't want him exploited just yet. Why do they not instead just tell him they are trying to figure things out too, and offer him to join them and help them? Uhm... I don't fucking know. Also, that guy's journal literally looks like the Necronomicon from Evil Dead. It feels less like a reference and more like them just being uncreative and uninspired.'

You do know that the Necronomicon has existed before Evil Dead, right? It's from H.P Lovecraft but was used in the Evil Dead franchise. Also translated: Everything was better in MY Invincible!  'Oh, and don't even get me started on Mark's gay best friend. Guess what? In the comics, he started off as a homophobic bully, and slowly learned to realize that he WAS gay, and ended up having a boyfriend and stuff. And then in the show, they decided to throw all that out, and just make him an offensive gay stereotype, flamboyant and being a "love guru" trying to hook up Mark with girls, and of course is horny for muscular manly "alpha males"'  Kurvos, this is you...and then like, the like gay character is like a total joke and he sucks now and stuff. Could you please not be an insult to the LGTBQ community?  I'm a bisexual werebelushi who is a fictional character and I could do a better job of reviewing Invincible than you. 'And speaking of which, his love interest at that school, we never ever see them kiss or even hug each other... then that guy gets turned into a cyborg, and the gay guy snaps him out of the mind control by talking about having sex last summer, and how "that was the best day of his life"... because, you know, us gay guys only care about sex apparently. Couldn't just be a sweet romantic thing with them hugging and cuddling and just be with each other. Nope, gotta be sex. Ontop of that, this gay guy makes it clear that he was only attracted to this guy because he is sexy. And then after being turned into that cyborg, that guy is just out for good apparently.'  Bla bla bla me Kurvos, me no like how homosexual character is a total joke, my opinion is the only opinion that matters, obey me damn it...I matter.  That's all I am getting from this comment.  'Meanwhile, we can focus on Mark having a romance with that black girl, see them make out and shit... and we even see that robot man called... Robot (how fucking lazy can you GET with naming a character, seriously??) get a human clone of himself to have a romance with a girl. So nice that we get THAT, but nothing for the gay guy other than obsessing over how hot he finds guys... being an offensive stereotype and all. '  Come on, let's face it...you're a bigger insult to gays than this character is obviously.  Also how fucking original for the edgelord wannabe reviewer to be named 'Kurvos'.  'I could keep going, there are a lot of issues I have with Invincible. I fucking hate this show. I hate it SO much. I genuinly don't understand how or why people can love this garbage.'

And clearly you don't know any better on the matter.  Look while I haven't seen the Beetlejuice musical I wouldn't say that I hate it, yes I do find it odd that Juno is Beetlejuice's mom in the musical and that Otho's actual name is 'Kevin' and that Otho in the musical is a bit campier than how he is in the movie, but i'm just saying this.  Oh and please don't keep going. You know, maybe you should change your name to Karen, because that's what you are, a Karen.