A Night At Kane Manor.

NOTE:

This is a remake/redo of the Bill Hader story I think last year, basically I took the original version from this blog down because I got a comment from TheNightDutchess claiming it was about her and that it was disgusting/vilifying her, look...I just overreacted to her blocking me and if she doesn't want to be my friend anymore I perfectly understand, but I just want her to know i'm sorry even though I personally suck at apologies. 

A Night in Edgar Kane's Mansion.

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There's always that one weird house in the neighborhood, every horror movie and horror story in general has one. And in Oakendale that house is the legendary Edgar Kane's mansion.  Edgar Kane was a famous horror writer who actually lived in a haunted apartment growing up, he would constantly have nightmares about being visited by some of the ghosts of former inhabitants and could see them himself, his problem was that his own creations also lived there and they weren't too happy that their creator locked them inside a box.  Luckily though when there are cases like this, there's usually someone that can tell the story.  Enter the In Search Of...series, a series of documentaries that were all about different supernatural creature sightings, and two of Oakendale's resident paranormal experts Melanie Rae Sanders and her best friend Eucalyptus were hired onboard to do one on ghosts, in particular the Haunting Of Kane Manor, an urban legend based on the infamous history of the mansion.  'I'm telling you this is super exciting, we might find real ghosts in there.'  'I don't know, a lot of the time these are fake and are set up by someone who wants money and nothing more.'  'From all the video footage I have seen, it seems the legend may be true.'  'Really? Oh well if you insist.'

The two koala-girls got on their motorcycles and raced off to the area in which the mansion was located, which was within the dark woods area...an area that was always dark even during the day except for the millions of glowing auras and monster eyes that lit up in the dark, this place was always where there would be a monster encounter, usually a monster of the week/month/year/universe in general and where dark things always happened,  they got off their motorcycles and walked around, searching. 'Do you hear that Eukie?' Mel asked, raising her left eyebrow up and listening to the moans and hisses that no doubt belonged to a multitude of creatures.  'Yeah...I hear them too, they're saying that we should turn back.'  'They always say that though, it's a cliche.'  The creatures moaned as they tried to tell the two marsupial heroines to turn back, but the two of them didn't let that get to them as they entered and arrived at the entrace of Kane Manor.

"Here we are, Kane Manor."

"Do you think it's really haunted?"

"If anything, Edgar's nightmares might have been visions."

"How do you know that?"

"Because well...chances are, he knew it was haunted. He said so in his book."

"Possibly but I don't recall him ever saying who it was that was haunting him."

As the doors of the mansion opened as if by supernatural magic, an invisible force pulled the two of them into it..it was if they were being pushed in by a pair of intangible but quite strong arms. Eucalyptus screamed for a little bit but in a way that sounded giddy, she had always wanted to explore a haunted mansion and this was the best experience she was going to have.  She explored the area for a little bit and then took a look at the photo of Edgar Kane that was on the wall, the photo looked happy and cheerful at first but Edgar's expression changed into a menacing snarl as his eyes turned blood red and his teeth sharpened a little.  This indicated that at some point in the events of his book, he was possessed and turned into a creature of darkness himself, and his son and daughter Victor and Ramona were in the middle of trying to capture the creature that possessed him.   That's when Edgar himself appeared to her, Edgar had a look that definitely screamed 'Tim Burton inspired' with his complexion that made him look like he was permantely turned white from being so scared, dark circles around his eyes and a goatee.  'Mr Kane...'  'Please call me Eddie.'  'Eddie..you're alright.'  'Yes, I am but I fear I will not be for long. The creature that possessed me from before has returned and he wants to take control once more.'  'You want us to stop him?' 'I'll be very glad if you did so.'

Mel and Eucalyptus began their quest to search for the monster that had possessed Edgar previously, and they used their ghost-hunting equipment along with their cameras to record it on film, recording the creatures's every move and studying him closely. The creature manifested himself to the girls, he looked humanoid but also had some slightly demonic traits, he looked rather a lot like Bill Hader and he even sounded like him too.  The supernatural Bill Hader doppelganger hissed seductively when he saw Mel, he had been spying on her and stalking her throughout and had taking a liking to her,  he looked over at her. 'Hello Ms Mel.'  'You know my name?' 'Well of course I do, I know everything about you. I've been following your adventures for a while now.' 'Where are you from?'  'Neither heaven nor hell, but I can be both.'  'Are you a demon?'  'A demon to some, and an angel to others.'  'What is it that you want?'  'I want to fully take control of Edgar in order to bring my monstrous friends out of their prison.'  'Well I won't let you.'  The koala-girl lunged at him and attempted to use her magic on him but he dodged her attacks and drained a bit of her energy.

"Hey, that isn't fair."

"My kind doesn't play fair...you should know that by now."

He hissed slightly as he grabbed Mel, playfully playing with her long dark brown hair before running his fingers through them. 'Don't think you can play sweet with me, I know your game.'  'Oh you do? But I don't think you can predict THIS next move of mine.' He took on a transparent variant and pulled Mel closer to him before kissing her, going into her mouth and down her throat..possessing her in the process, she attempted to spit him out but to no avail.  She chanted in an attempt to exorcise him out of her body, but it wasn't any use...he was beginning to influence her, as her fur slowly transitioned into skin and her arms slowly lengthened in a slightly uncomfortable way, her hands slowly grew and enlarged but her dark blue gloves didn't tear,  she kept those on.   She gasped as her chest and torso contorted, her breasts retracted into the former as her stomach developed some musculature and lengthened, her legs lengthened a little bit as her hips retracted in size,  making her squirm a little. Her feet enlarged a little but didn't become too big.

"Get out..please, get out."

"I'm just beginning..and there's no turning back now."

The creature was determined to corrupt her entirely but she wasn't having any of it, as her privates altered to the more mannish variant as she slowly grew in height to 6'1, her shoulders and back corrected themelves as they grew to support her build. She gasped as her neckline altered and a few markings materialized, her hair slowly turned darker as it became a bit messier and shaggier than it normally was, she had spent hours working on it, not that she was particuarly vain or anything...she just wanted to be sure that she looked good. Her brow altered and as her eyebrows thickened, her eyes widened, turning from brown to blue while a bit of facial hair materialized.  She felt her face as her jawline altered and her nose broadened a little, her features slowly morphing themselves into a perfect replication of Bill's features, which is to definitely say she looked like she could be Bill Hader's twin while her koala-like tail and ears disappeared. Her voice deepened and contorted, becoming masculine and altering to match her appearance...altering to become Bill Hader's voice as her personality altered along with her mind, making her think she had been born like this, which was about right.

She looked over in the mirror and couldn't recognize herself...she was in every-way Bill Hader, as her memories shifted further...and she or rather 'he' remembered being Bill Hader and he was asked to help Edgar Kane fight off the creature - he examined himself for a little, he was worried the creature's influence had gotten to him, which it had...a little, but he retained his personality and didn't go completely evil or demonic, it's just his sense of humor had gotten a lot darker than usual.  He saw that Eukie was there, recognizing her as a friend. 'Woah, Eddie was right to invite you. You are the expert, but this is definitely a lot darker than the usual party I attend. Speaking of parties, where are the balloons?'.  A red balloon materialized right next to him as a group of guests materialized. 'What are you doing with those?' 'Oh these...i'm going to give these to the guests.'

"Aaaaaw..."

"Yeah, they'll love these."

"That's thoughtful of you."

"Yes...and what's better than that is that they float, oh yes...they float."

He chuckled to himself as he called the guests over and set up the 'party' with Edgar watching,  all of the monsters/villains from Edgar's stories emerged but not to go after him though, but to celebrate with him. After all it was the halloween season, the one time of the year where monsters could be themselves without fear of being judged by others.  They loved Halloween, and October in general...it was their favorite month, and it was Bill's too...this was was mostly certainly true. He loved getting to hang out with real ghosts and real monsters as opposed to the numerous 'haunted attractions' he had been to, this was definitely true to the experience of living with actual creatures of the night, and he was one of them.