WB Rants: Second Home.

Werebelushi:
Hello everyone, and welcome to another rant of mine...this one was requested by Nathan and this is all about a personal experience he's going through at the moment,  because for some bullshit reason Nathan's mother feels like she's spoiled him, which...since when he has ever been spoiled?  She's just pulling shit out of her ass. And also really...she pulled the 'i'm too old for this shit' excuse?   Lady, you're not Danny Glover...stop stealing his catchphrase. I love that woman but she makes some pretty awful choices and this idea to give him a second home is one of them.   I have absolutely nothing against  this place,  it looks like a nice place and i'm glad he's making some new 'friends' even though they don't interact and are just secondary characters,  and I like that it's a slow and gradual transition but still there are some things about it that bug me.

Specifically the sleepover thing....traditionally a sleepover is for ONE NIGHT ONLY,  not a whole week.  Look, it's nice to have a stay at that place i'm sure but sleepovers are usually just for one day,  not more than one day.  That's not how they work.  If it's all week up until the weekend and not just one day,  it's not a sleepover...it's a 'staying almost permanently-over' scenario.   I appreciate the effort but,  don't the staff or whatever have lives outside of this?  It's not like they have to do this job 24-7.  I'm sure they must get tired of having to range sleepover after sleepover especially when it's not a sleepover since it exceeds what a sleepover technically is.  Don't they have lives and families? 

Also...only coming back at the weekend? Are you kidding me?  Yeah sure,  he can come back during the holidays and what not but there is no way I'd comply to something like that.  And aren't these people supposed to ASK if he wants to stay or not?  They used to do that but now they don't even bother to ask.   Also...it's kind of difficult to like being in that place considering the staff.
Most of the staff are nice but there is simply one woman who makes me go...'who the hell thought it was a good idea to hire her?' and that woman is Camilla.  She has two personalities, the fun-loving rocker and the controlling Mega-Bitch! (Drop Dead Fred: The Megabitch!).   In Mega Bitch mode she is shrill and overbearing, a total control freak, she claims to care about the others but let's face it,  she only cares about making them 'presentable' to others.  She wants to conform them,  she is a freaking Borg Queen who wants to assimilate them into losing their uniqueness.

'Can you turn the volume on that video down,  it's a bit loud.'  No, bitch...how about you turn YOUR OWN DAMN VOLUME DOWN?  Because i'm pretty sure people can hear you even from multiple miles away,  especially with that annoyingly loud shrill voice of yours and that laugh...good lord that laugh.  I'd like to apologize to Tidus from Final Fantasy I0 and Fran Drescher for calling their laughs annoying, you two aren't half bad...Camilla on the other hand, good lord...that laugh is so annoying and irritating.  She obviously went to the Jimmy Fallon school of obnoxiously laughing at your own lame jokes.  Honestly,  i'd rather listen to Rosie O Donnell and Fran Drescher than her,  and i'm not kidding...yes, I actually don't mind Rosie (Rosie's alright,  it's just i'm sure everyone would love to forget Exit To Eden) and to a lesser extent Fran.    I'm sorry but if you and your friends are going to have a conversation,  please do NOT do it within distance of my hearing range.  Either keep your conversation private or don't do it at all.   Also,  I know English isn't your second language...but can I please get some damn subtitles for every conversation you have?  Because sometimes I can barely understand a single thing you say.

Also....showering in the afternoon,  okay...that's normal...but showering and brushing your teeth in the afternoon?  This lady obviously doesn't get that by 'two times a day',  it means you have to brush your teeth in the morning and at night, last time I checked...4 in the afternoon or 5 in the afternoon is NOT night-time.  Are you even human? Because i'm pretty sure no one who makes you  brush your teeth when it's not morning or night time isn't even remotely human. Is Camilla even human?  Because she seems to be a bit more of a beast than a beauty if you ask me. 

This woman is inhuman,  she's dangerous...she's hazardous,  and she is pretty much trying to erase Nathan's uniqueness by making it so he has to be like the others,  she is emotionally manipulating him and controlling him,  telling him she's teaching how to be independent...ummm,  that's not how it works.  Independence does NOT mean making people do things by themselves,  what she is basically doing is controlling him and grooming him.  She is gaslighting him,  she is basically being  Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford in Mommie Dearest.  And I swear if she goes all Joan Crawford right down to even using the infamous 'No more wire hangers' line from the movie I am officially going there myself and telling whoever hired her to fire her before I wind up having to send her to prison (just in case she murders someone,  let's face it...she can't be trusted).

Whoever hired this woman should be ashamed, you hired essentially a real life Mother Gothel to take care of these people,  and she is robbing Nathan and the others of what makes them them,  she is draining them as we speak.  She is a bloodthirsty psychopath in the making, a demon from the pits of hell,  a she-beast who won't stop until everyone is how she wants them to be,  a monster in disguise,  a parasite that feeds on uniqueness, a domineering dragoness in the guise of a sweet fun-loving almost motherly figure.   Colonel Tom Parker and Helen Kushnik (Jay Leno's former manager) now seem lovable by comparison compared to this she-devil.

Why would they let this type of person take care of others when clearly she all cares about is wanting her clients to not be themselves?  If Nathan can't be himself, then forget it...i'm not going to stand by as Camilla treats him like he's her lackey,  I want Camilla to suffer.  If Nathan can't be himself, then screw her!   What does she know huh? Nothing, that's what.

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