Fandom 101.
Fandom 101.
Dan Aykroyd FTM TG/MC
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There are fans who genuinely are nice and mean well and then there are crazy fans out there and fans who pretty much are untrustworthy, and Mel and Eucalyptus were a koala-girl duo who were about to deal with that kind of fan. They were in their favorite club/hangout spot The Secondary Holy Church Of Aykroyd, which was a church-fan-group based around the works of Canadian actor Dan Aykroyd when Eukie got a rather chilling sensation as she started getting bad vibes from their newest guest. This newest guest was a woman named Amy, for the lack of a better description...this was a woman who looked like she saw PushingUpRoses's videos and decided to mimic her look and style or pretty much came across as a Fairuza Balk impersonator. She was all decked out in black and with piercings and seemed to have with her a sweet of papers. 'Mel, who invited the Cryptkeeper's long lost daughter in here?' 'Now now Eukie, be nice.' 'I can't help it, she looks like Hot Topic threw up all over her. I mean someone should tell her that real goths don't dress like that.' 'I know she comes across as a bit icy but we could warm her heart.'
Eucalyptus could smell the scent of death coming from Amy, fitting considering this woman had been around several grave-sites and seemed to have some kind of obsession for it. 'Is this the Secondary Holy Church Of Aykroyd?' 'Yes..but i'm afraid this place isn't the place for someone like you.' 'Why?' 'Where do we start? You look like Robert Smith as a woman.' 'Are you saying my look isn't cool?' 'The goth wannabe look stopped being as soon as Twilight and the whole teen monster phase became popular.' 'What? Are you saying i'm a Twilight fan because of my look?' 'Yes...' 'But there's more to me than this look..' Amy responded as she pulled out her Dan Aykroyd fan-art drawings from several years ago. 'Eukie...what is it?' 'Can it be? No...she's a fellow Aykroyd fan...' 'Former...I dropped out as soon as he started doing that Crystal Head crap.' 'Then you are not a true fan.'
The green haired koala-girl shook her head as she got her own crystal head bottle and rubbed it as if it was a genie lamp. 'You claim you are a fan of his but yet you say you stopped once he started doing bit parts and his Crystal Head buisness. You are not a true Aykroyd fan..you don't know how fandom works.' 'I am...I swear.' 'I'm sorry but saying that you used to be into doesn't count.' She sniffed Amy for a few seconds and recoiled upon recognizing the markings on her arm. 'Can I join your guys to make up for what I said to your friend the Werebelushi?' 'I don't know, you have the scent of death on you and I am sensing a dark aura all around. We don't let people like you in the church, normally...especially seeing as you are a Daloli-verse citizen.' 'I'll change my ways.' 'Really now? I don't think the skull trusts you, no he doesn't...he says you will bring nothing but destruction and hatred to this place.' 'You listen to that thing?' 'Oh yes, he knows and sees all.' 'How pathetic.' 'How is it exactly listening to a skull pathetic according to you Amy? It's just harmless fandom stuff, you should know this...this is basically roleplaying to normal non-supernatural residents.' 'I stick to roleplaying in the bedroom.' 'A hag like you gets laid? Who would date a she-devil like you?' 'Are you saying I didn't earn my boyfriend's love naturally?' 'I'm just saying you either drugged your boyfriend, turned him into a zombie and made him your love slave, cast a spell on him or brainwashed him into being in love with you forever.'
"I earned my boyfriend the same way any woman would."
"Oh really? What kind of god did you sell your soul to in order to do it?"
"But I really did do that..."
"You seem to have forgotten how fandoms really work, it's not a one-shot deal"
"But...the Daloliverse told me all fans of something are lowlives with no-lives who shove their fandoms in your face."
"Never believe anything that universe tells ya, you know... that place is and always will be a joke that nobody in their right mind takes seriously. It's not like we have satanic cults dedicated to the thing we are obsessed with or anything. We don't drink human blood, murder innocent people, brainwash them or make people our slaves...we're not like you."
"Are you saying that I enslave people?"
"Werebelushi did say that he found a few zombie servants that used to be friends of his that you turned to your side."
"What zombie servants? I don't have any zombie servants..."
'Oh yes you do, you are a mistress of evil and you know it...you sold your soul to a god just to have the perfect boyfriend who puts up with your morbid fascination. You prey to the dark gods for a chance to be with your true love.' Eucalyptus chimed in, making an illusion of Dan Aykroyd materialize in front of Amy. 'As hard as you try to deny it, you still love Danny and want him even though you can't have him.' This was tearing right into Amy's soul as she kneeled down. 'I know I know...I love Dan, even though I don't look like I care about him and act like I don't care, I really do...I love him, I want him to be with me.' 'But you know that you can't because he is married to Donna Dixon.' 'Yes, I can't stand that...' 'You wish you could be closer to Dan, yes?' 'That's why I came to you. I'm sorry for everything I said and need your help.' 'Go on...I want you two to help get me closer to Dan. Mel cast a cleansing spell on Amy which cleansed her of dark aura and removed the hate-demon blood that had been transferred into her system, curing her of her half demonic traits as her markings vanished. All of her negative/villainous traits vanished from her being as she was turned to the side of good. She felt relieved, being turned half hate-demon was an experience she hated...she hated having to be bitter and mean-spirited and not being able to experience true happiness. 'Now that you have been cleansed, it's time to make a wish.' 'I wish I could be closer to Dan Aykroyd.' The Crystal head bottle's eyes lit up and turned bright red as a spirit entered Amy's body, she jolted back a little bit as she began to feel lightheaded.
Her arms slowly broadened and contorted as hairs formed on them, those hairs were brown as opposed to the color of her own hair and her bracelet slowly snapped off while her hands enlarged and her fingers thickened,,,her dark purple nail-polish fading and dripping off her shortening fingernails. Her body slowly bulked up and gained weight as her chest broadened, she gasped as her breasts retracted into it and her torso broadening to follow suit. Her stomach had gained quite a bit of paunch to it, but that made her look rather cuddly. 'This isn't what I wished for.' 'Technically it is, you wished you were closer to Dan...' 'But I look like...' 'Like you're morphing into him?' She gasped as her legs altered in the same her arms had...her black boots straining as her feet enlarged, and with a loud snap the boosts snapped open before altering to fit her feet, two of the toes on both feet becoming webbed. She gasped as her rear lost its feminines curves but also enlarged, the same hairs from her arms slowly spreading across her belly and her chest. Her privates altered to the more mannish variant as she felt herself jolting up in height to 6'1.
She examined herself, looking over at her much larger body...and as much as she would have resisted, she was starting to see why she had fallen in love with Dan all those years back...she couldn't resist thinking of how good it felt and how it was like a dream come true to her, her shoulders and back broadened as her neckline altered and her long black hair slowly shortened and turned from black to brown as her eyebrows thickened, her eyes widened..one turning green while the other remained turned from a light bluish color to a brown color as her nose broadened, becoming larger. The pair of glasses she was already wearing changed a bit as her teeth brightened and her mouth/lips in general altered, her jawline contorting as a tiny dimple appeared in the middle of her nose, she couldn't help but twitch it in a manner akin to a rabbit. Her features warped and altered themselves further as she looked less and less like herself and more like she could be Dan Aykroyd's twin, as she examined her face and blushed...she always thought of Dan as attractive but now that she looked like him she couldn't control herself. As often as she attempted to deny it, she had always been drawn to him. She felt a tickling sensation in her throat as her voice deepened and altered, developing an accent like Dan's...i.e a Canadian one as it also became masculine, her mind and personality also altered...no longer was she thinking that she was a dark lady of the night with an Aykroyd obsession, but rather than she was Aykroyd and this was a gift from Mel...Mel had shown her or 'him' the error of her/his ways and was rewarding him for having a change of heart.
A few seconds later and all memories of him being a former daloli-verse member who had been transformed into being part hate-demon were replaced with memories of being an SNL cast-member and actor, 'Amy? What kind of name is that? I don't remember anyone with that name. Wait a minute...yes, I know who I am, i'm Daniel Edward Aykroyd.' 'Hello Dan, welcome home.' 'It's good to be home, Eukie.' He chuckled as his personality finished changing along with his voice and within a few more seconds he was fully Dan Aykroyd and he loved Eucalyptus, he loved how devoted his fandom was and he loved that there was even a part in the fanbase for Nothing But Trouble. ' How do you feel, Dan?"' Well I definitely feel better. And you were right, fandoming is a lot more complex than I thought it was and i'm glad that I have one to call my own. Thank you girls for making everything better and showing me the light.'
"You were lost in the dark, it was our pleasure to help you."
"You have once again proven how valuable you are and for that...I thank you as well."
"No problem, you're always welcome here."
'How about a hug for your favorite Blues Bro and ghostbuster?' 'Can I?' 'Sure, Eukie...go ahead!'. Eucalyptus ran over to Dan and hugged him, she had missed him and wanted to catch up with him because she loved him so much, of course love isn't strong enough of a word to describe just how affectionate she was for him in general, she cuddled him and the two danced together and sang...enjoying themselves as this was happening, and as for what happened later...Dan instructed Mel and Eukie to spread word of the Aykroyd fandom and to share it with their friends, having gained a new understanding of it thanks to the two of them. And thus brings us to the moral, don't judge a fandom by some of its more insane members...here are good people in every fandom inaginable you just have to look really hard and believe in yourself.
As the late George Michael once said, you've got to have faith.
Dan Aykroyd FTM TG/MC
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There are fans who genuinely are nice and mean well and then there are crazy fans out there and fans who pretty much are untrustworthy, and Mel and Eucalyptus were a koala-girl duo who were about to deal with that kind of fan. They were in their favorite club/hangout spot The Secondary Holy Church Of Aykroyd, which was a church-fan-group based around the works of Canadian actor Dan Aykroyd when Eukie got a rather chilling sensation as she started getting bad vibes from their newest guest. This newest guest was a woman named Amy, for the lack of a better description...this was a woman who looked like she saw PushingUpRoses's videos and decided to mimic her look and style or pretty much came across as a Fairuza Balk impersonator. She was all decked out in black and with piercings and seemed to have with her a sweet of papers. 'Mel, who invited the Cryptkeeper's long lost daughter in here?' 'Now now Eukie, be nice.' 'I can't help it, she looks like Hot Topic threw up all over her. I mean someone should tell her that real goths don't dress like that.' 'I know she comes across as a bit icy but we could warm her heart.'
Eucalyptus could smell the scent of death coming from Amy, fitting considering this woman had been around several grave-sites and seemed to have some kind of obsession for it. 'Is this the Secondary Holy Church Of Aykroyd?' 'Yes..but i'm afraid this place isn't the place for someone like you.' 'Why?' 'Where do we start? You look like Robert Smith as a woman.' 'Are you saying my look isn't cool?' 'The goth wannabe look stopped being as soon as Twilight and the whole teen monster phase became popular.' 'What? Are you saying i'm a Twilight fan because of my look?' 'Yes...' 'But there's more to me than this look..' Amy responded as she pulled out her Dan Aykroyd fan-art drawings from several years ago. 'Eukie...what is it?' 'Can it be? No...she's a fellow Aykroyd fan...' 'Former...I dropped out as soon as he started doing that Crystal Head crap.' 'Then you are not a true fan.'
The green haired koala-girl shook her head as she got her own crystal head bottle and rubbed it as if it was a genie lamp. 'You claim you are a fan of his but yet you say you stopped once he started doing bit parts and his Crystal Head buisness. You are not a true Aykroyd fan..you don't know how fandom works.' 'I am...I swear.' 'I'm sorry but saying that you used to be into doesn't count.' She sniffed Amy for a few seconds and recoiled upon recognizing the markings on her arm. 'Can I join your guys to make up for what I said to your friend the Werebelushi?' 'I don't know, you have the scent of death on you and I am sensing a dark aura all around. We don't let people like you in the church, normally...especially seeing as you are a Daloli-verse citizen.' 'I'll change my ways.' 'Really now? I don't think the skull trusts you, no he doesn't...he says you will bring nothing but destruction and hatred to this place.' 'You listen to that thing?' 'Oh yes, he knows and sees all.' 'How pathetic.' 'How is it exactly listening to a skull pathetic according to you Amy? It's just harmless fandom stuff, you should know this...this is basically roleplaying to normal non-supernatural residents.' 'I stick to roleplaying in the bedroom.' 'A hag like you gets laid? Who would date a she-devil like you?' 'Are you saying I didn't earn my boyfriend's love naturally?' 'I'm just saying you either drugged your boyfriend, turned him into a zombie and made him your love slave, cast a spell on him or brainwashed him into being in love with you forever.'
"I earned my boyfriend the same way any woman would."
"Oh really? What kind of god did you sell your soul to in order to do it?"
"But I really did do that..."
"You seem to have forgotten how fandoms really work, it's not a one-shot deal"
"But...the Daloliverse told me all fans of something are lowlives with no-lives who shove their fandoms in your face."
"Never believe anything that universe tells ya, you know... that place is and always will be a joke that nobody in their right mind takes seriously. It's not like we have satanic cults dedicated to the thing we are obsessed with or anything. We don't drink human blood, murder innocent people, brainwash them or make people our slaves...we're not like you."
"Are you saying that I enslave people?"
"Werebelushi did say that he found a few zombie servants that used to be friends of his that you turned to your side."
"What zombie servants? I don't have any zombie servants..."
'Oh yes you do, you are a mistress of evil and you know it...you sold your soul to a god just to have the perfect boyfriend who puts up with your morbid fascination. You prey to the dark gods for a chance to be with your true love.' Eucalyptus chimed in, making an illusion of Dan Aykroyd materialize in front of Amy. 'As hard as you try to deny it, you still love Danny and want him even though you can't have him.' This was tearing right into Amy's soul as she kneeled down. 'I know I know...I love Dan, even though I don't look like I care about him and act like I don't care, I really do...I love him, I want him to be with me.' 'But you know that you can't because he is married to Donna Dixon.' 'Yes, I can't stand that...' 'You wish you could be closer to Dan, yes?' 'That's why I came to you. I'm sorry for everything I said and need your help.' 'Go on...I want you two to help get me closer to Dan. Mel cast a cleansing spell on Amy which cleansed her of dark aura and removed the hate-demon blood that had been transferred into her system, curing her of her half demonic traits as her markings vanished. All of her negative/villainous traits vanished from her being as she was turned to the side of good. She felt relieved, being turned half hate-demon was an experience she hated...she hated having to be bitter and mean-spirited and not being able to experience true happiness. 'Now that you have been cleansed, it's time to make a wish.' 'I wish I could be closer to Dan Aykroyd.' The Crystal head bottle's eyes lit up and turned bright red as a spirit entered Amy's body, she jolted back a little bit as she began to feel lightheaded.
Her arms slowly broadened and contorted as hairs formed on them, those hairs were brown as opposed to the color of her own hair and her bracelet slowly snapped off while her hands enlarged and her fingers thickened,,,her dark purple nail-polish fading and dripping off her shortening fingernails. Her body slowly bulked up and gained weight as her chest broadened, she gasped as her breasts retracted into it and her torso broadening to follow suit. Her stomach had gained quite a bit of paunch to it, but that made her look rather cuddly. 'This isn't what I wished for.' 'Technically it is, you wished you were closer to Dan...' 'But I look like...' 'Like you're morphing into him?' She gasped as her legs altered in the same her arms had...her black boots straining as her feet enlarged, and with a loud snap the boosts snapped open before altering to fit her feet, two of the toes on both feet becoming webbed. She gasped as her rear lost its feminines curves but also enlarged, the same hairs from her arms slowly spreading across her belly and her chest. Her privates altered to the more mannish variant as she felt herself jolting up in height to 6'1.
She examined herself, looking over at her much larger body...and as much as she would have resisted, she was starting to see why she had fallen in love with Dan all those years back...she couldn't resist thinking of how good it felt and how it was like a dream come true to her, her shoulders and back broadened as her neckline altered and her long black hair slowly shortened and turned from black to brown as her eyebrows thickened, her eyes widened..one turning green while the other remained turned from a light bluish color to a brown color as her nose broadened, becoming larger. The pair of glasses she was already wearing changed a bit as her teeth brightened and her mouth/lips in general altered, her jawline contorting as a tiny dimple appeared in the middle of her nose, she couldn't help but twitch it in a manner akin to a rabbit. Her features warped and altered themselves further as she looked less and less like herself and more like she could be Dan Aykroyd's twin, as she examined her face and blushed...she always thought of Dan as attractive but now that she looked like him she couldn't control herself. As often as she attempted to deny it, she had always been drawn to him. She felt a tickling sensation in her throat as her voice deepened and altered, developing an accent like Dan's...i.e a Canadian one as it also became masculine, her mind and personality also altered...no longer was she thinking that she was a dark lady of the night with an Aykroyd obsession, but rather than she was Aykroyd and this was a gift from Mel...Mel had shown her or 'him' the error of her/his ways and was rewarding him for having a change of heart.
A few seconds later and all memories of him being a former daloli-verse member who had been transformed into being part hate-demon were replaced with memories of being an SNL cast-member and actor, 'Amy? What kind of name is that? I don't remember anyone with that name. Wait a minute...yes, I know who I am, i'm Daniel Edward Aykroyd.' 'Hello Dan, welcome home.' 'It's good to be home, Eukie.' He chuckled as his personality finished changing along with his voice and within a few more seconds he was fully Dan Aykroyd and he loved Eucalyptus, he loved how devoted his fandom was and he loved that there was even a part in the fanbase for Nothing But Trouble. ' How do you feel, Dan?"' Well I definitely feel better. And you were right, fandoming is a lot more complex than I thought it was and i'm glad that I have one to call my own. Thank you girls for making everything better and showing me the light.'
"You were lost in the dark, it was our pleasure to help you."
"You have once again proven how valuable you are and for that...I thank you as well."
"No problem, you're always welcome here."
'How about a hug for your favorite Blues Bro and ghostbuster?' 'Can I?' 'Sure, Eukie...go ahead!'. Eucalyptus ran over to Dan and hugged him, she had missed him and wanted to catch up with him because she loved him so much, of course love isn't strong enough of a word to describe just how affectionate she was for him in general, she cuddled him and the two danced together and sang...enjoying themselves as this was happening, and as for what happened later...Dan instructed Mel and Eukie to spread word of the Aykroyd fandom and to share it with their friends, having gained a new understanding of it thanks to the two of them. And thus brings us to the moral, don't judge a fandom by some of its more insane members...here are good people in every fandom inaginable you just have to look really hard and believe in yourself.
As the late George Michael once said, you've got to have faith.
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