One Who Got Away
The One Who Got Away
Werebelushi In Shades to Dan Aykroyd tf/noir theme.
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It was the usual misty and/or dark night in Oakendale and everyone's favorite sarcastic furball Matthias/That Werebelushi In The Shades was hard at work about to crack another case, the John Belushi lookalike flipped through papers while surveying the area. 'The city of Oakendale, a place where supernatural activity and criminal activity meet up to commit atrocities that are against the law both are part of something that is an everspreading disease of evil, and I am the cure.' He intoned as he picked up a set of papers. 'The name's Matthias but you may call me Detective Werebelushi, or Shades...that's what my partners call me.'
The papers were from various cases he had solved and the villains he had stopped, a man of the law and also a creature of the night, he was no Batman but he tried his best. And what he was best at was making criminals run away in fear. He was about to put some of the papers away when he got a call from a monster known as the 'Boss'. 'Werebelushi, we need your help with another case.' 'Another take over the world plot attempt or something along those lines?' 'Why yes, the evil koala scientist Dr Eucalyptashmirtz is up to something particularly devious and sinister...we need you to put a stop to it.' 'Right, i'll get right on it'...he turned to the left of where he is and activated a button as a pipe materialized out of the ground and he dove down it in a Mario-like manner.
He jettisoned throughout the city until he arrived at a building that was guarded by Audrey II plants and he jumped through the window. 'Eucalyptashmirtz living plant sanctuary!', a koala-girl scientist with vibrant green hair was seen in the lab working on an experiment, as she petted her Audrey II plants. 'There we go Archie, there we go.' 'Not so fast Dr Eucalyptashmirtz!' He exclaimed as he held up his badge, getting ready to fight the dastardly villainess as he looked around and saw her.
"Aaaah! A Werebelushi?"
He put on his hat and sunglasses before facing Eucalyptashmirtz, prompting the koala-girl scientist to respond with 'Werebelushi In The Shades? Ah, your timing as well as your reputation is impeccable and by that I mean completely peccable!'. 'So what's your evil plan this time? Use the Give Your Friend A Hugginator to make people hug each-other uncontrollably?' 'I'm so glad you asked...i've got a whole story and everything.' 'Another one of your backstories?' 'Yes...'
A flashback popped up as Dr Eucalyptashmirtz began to explain what her plan was, the flashback showed her as a drama school teacher eager to put on a play based on one of her favorite movies, only to get turned down by a group of tutors. 'One time when I was working at a drama school I wanted to do a Blues Brothers musical but the snobby teachers wouldn't let me and I got talked into doing some big crappy Egyptian musical instead, since then I had been plotting to combine my need for revenge with my love of Dan Aykroyd movies. And so I decided that those snobby teachers should get to feel my wrath.'
"Sounds a bit silly really but I understand..."
She pulled out a special invention, which of course was her latest in-ator. 'Behold, the Aykroyd-inator.' 'So what does that invention do? Make every movie that is available for streaming or for sale a Dan Aykroyd movie even if Aykroyd wasn't in it originally?' 'But even more ingenious than that....watch and learn.' She pointed the Aykroyd-inator at the mail-man and fired it, turning the mail-man into John Burns from The Couch Trip.
"It turns people into Dan Aykroyds?"
"Yes...yes, yes it does. Buwahahaha! What do you think?"
"Well I can honestly say that it's a step-up from the Annoying Noise-inator or the Zombie army-inator or the Foe Humiliation-inator, or the Disgusting Smell-inator. But it's still a pretty silly idea for an evil plan if you ask me."
"You won't be thinking that for long.."
She pointed the inator at the teachers and zapped them, turning them into Fred Garvin and Ellwood Blues as she laughed and smirked in a devious manner. 'Ha ha! Take that snobby art-teachers who wouldn't let me do a Blues Brothers musical!'. 'You fiend! I am going to vanquish you for this. When I am done with you you will know why you don't wanna mess with a master like me.' Werebelushi entered a few fighting poses/stances before performing some ninja style martial arts moves, he wasn't afraid of anything and he certainly wasn't going to let the marsupial scientist change that and he was willing to bring justice to her no matter what.
'Those are pretty impressive fighting moves you have, but are they as impressive as this? ' she teased him as she whistled, summoning her pet sandworm which emerged from the ground. 'This is my pet sandworm, do you like him? I sure do. ' 'Crap, I forgot about the sandworm...uhhhhh, nice sandworm.' He backflipped a few times before attempting to fight off the sandworm, but he was captured by her Audrey II plants. 'Ugh...stupid Audrey II plants!'. 'Shame on you, you hurt their feelings. You called them stupid, when clearly these plants are geniuses.'
Eucalyptashmirtz hugged Archie, her male Audrey II plan and hugged him, she heard him crying and wanted to make him feel better.as she hugged both him and Clarabelle. 'There there Archie, there there Clarabelle...it's going to be okay. ' 'Treehuggers, am I right?' even when he was being captured, Werebelushi still had time for some quips. 'Hey...don't knock it until you've tried it, talking to plants and nurturing them is my forte. And look at how precious and adorable they are. Speaking of adorable, you know I always did think you were adorable...but you know...how would you like to be even more adorable?'
'Me? Adorable? I don't do that. I'm a fierce badass Werebelushi, I don't do adorable, everyone knows that...I DON'T do adorable, that's not part of who I am and never will, no matter what you do.' 'Are you sure? Because you attempting to break out is adorable as all hell to me. But I know something that would make you even more adorable and even more cuddly. ' She teased him a few times as she pointed the Aykroydinator at him and fired it, he reacted as the blast from the inator hit him. 'Ha! Your invention didn't work on me...I guess it doesn't work on monsters.' He would have gloated further but he knew better than that when it came to villain, he definitely knew better than to gloat, but at that point it seemed he underestimated her as his stomach gurgled, he groaned as he clutched it and began to feel odd. 'You....when I get my claws on you, oh just you wait...there will be no playtime for you or your pets!' 'Oh you thought my Aykroydinator only worked on humans? Well then we'll see what what it does to monsters and those other non-human types.' Werebelushi groaned as he collapsed onto the ground, feeling rather ill even though he didn't look it...clutching his stomach, as the fur on his arms slowly lightened and transitioned from black to brown before most of it receded, his stomach gaining a bit more weight to it as his arms broadened and his hands altered in size, his claw-like fingernails retracted in size a little but didn't shorten entirely. 'My hands...my claws...and my fur too? Oh no...this isn't natural, at least I still have claws though.'
He gasped as the remaining bits of fur on the rest of his body transitioned into skin, but luckily he still had some 'fur' on his chest as his chest and torso broadened, his legs undergoing the same change as his arms as his feet slowly shifted, becoming a bit larger as two of the toes on both feet stuck together, giving the appearance of having webbed toes...he gasped as he looked at them. 'I have frog feet now? Eukie, if I start getting slimy green skin and an urge to eat flies you are in so much trouble.'
His back broadened a bit more as he lost quite a bit of weight, his quills retracted into his back while he gasped in shock. 'My quills are gone now too? I need those damn it! It's my species's signature trait.' 'I think you're becoming even more adorable than usual.' 'This isn't amusing to me in the slightest...uh...you will pay for this.' Eucalyptashmirtz giggled as she watched him transforming. In addition to this...he shot up in height from 5'8 to 6'1 as his mane slowly shortened and turned from black to brown, also becoming a bit wavier. His ears grew a bit larger and lost their pointed tips as his eyebrows turned the same color as his hair, his eyes widened and contorted, one darkening and turning brownish while the other remained green. His nose broadened as a tiny dimple appeared down the middle of it. It was still black at the tip but it wasn't his own nose, his cheekbones sharpened as his lips/mouth in general altered, becoming a bit more kissable than they usually were.
He was losing some of his signature features as his teeth sharpened, but luckily he did get to keep his fang-like canine teeth. 'Aaaaaw...even with those fangs you're adorable.' 'Adorable? Me? I'm a werebelushi, not a teddy bear.' 'Not with that face you're not, I haven't seen a werebelushi like that.' 'Grrrr...you will pay for this!'. He shook his head several times as he saw some of the fur on his face vanish except for a pair of clean-shaved sideburns and a few bits of fur around his jawline, his jawline itself altering as his facial features morphed and reshaped themselves.
He gasped as he saw his face morphing...slowly contorting itself into the likeness of Dan Aykroyd, which was when he realized he was turning into Aykroyd. 'Ah, wonderful...it worked!' 'I'm turning into Aykroyd? Oh that's freaking great. I am going to kick your ass once this is done.' 'Aaaaw, it's adorable when you act threatening.' 'I mean it...' He shouted as he lunged at her and attempted to finish what he had started.
"Aaaaaaw...just look at you. You're adorable!"
That's when the Werebelushi objected, stamping his feet and snarling at her, looking rather pissed off. 'ADORABLE? YOU MONSTER! YOU AYKROYDED ME!' 'I know, isn't it wonderful?' 'Wonderful? Wonderful? No it isn't...look at me.' 'All of you looks adorable to me..' 'I don't do adorable, you made me me this way.' 'Well of course, you're really adorable now.' 'You Aykroyded me, Eukie! YOU AYKROYDED ME!'. He performed a few of his moves on Eucalyptashmirtz before snarling at her. 'Aaaw, look at you trying to be fierce.' 'I don't try to be fierce...I AM fierce...i'm a Werebelushi, I DON'T do cute. I do fierce and tough, that's who I am.' 'You don't look like a Belushi to me.' 'That's because you made me look like this with your invention. I look like an Aykroyd! This will not do!'.
'Look at you...you're so Aykroyd-like, and oh so huggable.' 'My feet, my body...my face. My eyes, my everything, you have made me into this! I don't even recognize myself! I look like Dan Aykroyd if he auditioned to be in Cats!' 'Ah, my favorite actor with my absolute favorite musical.' 'You better undo this or you're going to be even in bigger trouble than you are now...' his voice deepened a bit more and contorted, shifting from its usual John Belushi-esque style and mannerism set to one that went with his appearance, becoming Aykroydian in nature, which is to say his voice shifted to sound like Aykroyd's voice complete with the Canadian accent. "Oh that's just great...not only are my body, feet, face and my everything that of Dan Aykroyd but also...MY VOICE IS TOO? This is just cruel.'
"Aaaaaw, now you're much better."
"You turned me into Dan Aykroyd...this isn't cute."
She giggled several times, Werebelushi shook his head and grunted in disapproval. 'This isn't hilarious, you turned me into your crush. And i'm not supposed to be this, I am supposed to be a John Belushi type, it's in the name of my show for crying out loud...I am not supposed to be an Aykroyd! You mutated me into this and you are going to pay for it.' Without warning she threw herself at Werebelushi and hugged him. 'Hey, get your paws off me! I said get your paws off of me!' 'But you're so cuddly.' 'Cuddly? I don't do cuddly...i'm supposed to be fierce!'
A few more hugs and he began to feel unusual as his personality shifted along with his memories...he began to think differently, he started to feel less like himself and more like he was Dan...'Wait, what was I thinking? Of course i'm Dan Aykroyd. Who else would I be? Sorry for putting up such a fuss there.' 'No problem, you're the most precious thing ever...I couldn't stay mad at you.' Eukie cuddled the new Dan and snuggled up to him, he kept her safe in his arms and cradled her as the supposedly evil marsupial-girl scientist softened and fell in love. 'You know, you really aren't so bad for an evil scientist.' 'Aaaaw, thank you...and see? I told you that you are adorable.'
And thus with that the Dan had fallen in love with Eucalyptashmirtz and vice versa as the two passionately kissed each-other and hugged each-other, the case of what happened afterwards will forever remain in the one file labeled 'The One Who Got Away', luckily though the Werebelushi In Shades had a twin brother/doppelganger who was more than able to fill in for his missing brother.
Werebelushi In Shades to Dan Aykroyd tf/noir theme.
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It was the usual misty and/or dark night in Oakendale and everyone's favorite sarcastic furball Matthias/That Werebelushi In The Shades was hard at work about to crack another case, the John Belushi lookalike flipped through papers while surveying the area. 'The city of Oakendale, a place where supernatural activity and criminal activity meet up to commit atrocities that are against the law both are part of something that is an everspreading disease of evil, and I am the cure.' He intoned as he picked up a set of papers. 'The name's Matthias but you may call me Detective Werebelushi, or Shades...that's what my partners call me.'
The papers were from various cases he had solved and the villains he had stopped, a man of the law and also a creature of the night, he was no Batman but he tried his best. And what he was best at was making criminals run away in fear. He was about to put some of the papers away when he got a call from a monster known as the 'Boss'. 'Werebelushi, we need your help with another case.' 'Another take over the world plot attempt or something along those lines?' 'Why yes, the evil koala scientist Dr Eucalyptashmirtz is up to something particularly devious and sinister...we need you to put a stop to it.' 'Right, i'll get right on it'...he turned to the left of where he is and activated a button as a pipe materialized out of the ground and he dove down it in a Mario-like manner.
He jettisoned throughout the city until he arrived at a building that was guarded by Audrey II plants and he jumped through the window. 'Eucalyptashmirtz living plant sanctuary!', a koala-girl scientist with vibrant green hair was seen in the lab working on an experiment, as she petted her Audrey II plants. 'There we go Archie, there we go.' 'Not so fast Dr Eucalyptashmirtz!' He exclaimed as he held up his badge, getting ready to fight the dastardly villainess as he looked around and saw her.
"Aaaah! A Werebelushi?"
He put on his hat and sunglasses before facing Eucalyptashmirtz, prompting the koala-girl scientist to respond with 'Werebelushi In The Shades? Ah, your timing as well as your reputation is impeccable and by that I mean completely peccable!'. 'So what's your evil plan this time? Use the Give Your Friend A Hugginator to make people hug each-other uncontrollably?' 'I'm so glad you asked...i've got a whole story and everything.' 'Another one of your backstories?' 'Yes...'
A flashback popped up as Dr Eucalyptashmirtz began to explain what her plan was, the flashback showed her as a drama school teacher eager to put on a play based on one of her favorite movies, only to get turned down by a group of tutors. 'One time when I was working at a drama school I wanted to do a Blues Brothers musical but the snobby teachers wouldn't let me and I got talked into doing some big crappy Egyptian musical instead, since then I had been plotting to combine my need for revenge with my love of Dan Aykroyd movies. And so I decided that those snobby teachers should get to feel my wrath.'
"Sounds a bit silly really but I understand..."
She pulled out a special invention, which of course was her latest in-ator. 'Behold, the Aykroyd-inator.' 'So what does that invention do? Make every movie that is available for streaming or for sale a Dan Aykroyd movie even if Aykroyd wasn't in it originally?' 'But even more ingenious than that....watch and learn.' She pointed the Aykroyd-inator at the mail-man and fired it, turning the mail-man into John Burns from The Couch Trip.
"It turns people into Dan Aykroyds?"
"Yes...yes, yes it does. Buwahahaha! What do you think?"
"Well I can honestly say that it's a step-up from the Annoying Noise-inator or the Zombie army-inator or the Foe Humiliation-inator, or the Disgusting Smell-inator. But it's still a pretty silly idea for an evil plan if you ask me."
"You won't be thinking that for long.."
She pointed the inator at the teachers and zapped them, turning them into Fred Garvin and Ellwood Blues as she laughed and smirked in a devious manner. 'Ha ha! Take that snobby art-teachers who wouldn't let me do a Blues Brothers musical!'. 'You fiend! I am going to vanquish you for this. When I am done with you you will know why you don't wanna mess with a master like me.' Werebelushi entered a few fighting poses/stances before performing some ninja style martial arts moves, he wasn't afraid of anything and he certainly wasn't going to let the marsupial scientist change that and he was willing to bring justice to her no matter what.
'Those are pretty impressive fighting moves you have, but are they as impressive as this? ' she teased him as she whistled, summoning her pet sandworm which emerged from the ground. 'This is my pet sandworm, do you like him? I sure do. ' 'Crap, I forgot about the sandworm...uhhhhh, nice sandworm.' He backflipped a few times before attempting to fight off the sandworm, but he was captured by her Audrey II plants. 'Ugh...stupid Audrey II plants!'. 'Shame on you, you hurt their feelings. You called them stupid, when clearly these plants are geniuses.'
Eucalyptashmirtz hugged Archie, her male Audrey II plan and hugged him, she heard him crying and wanted to make him feel better.as she hugged both him and Clarabelle. 'There there Archie, there there Clarabelle...it's going to be okay. ' 'Treehuggers, am I right?' even when he was being captured, Werebelushi still had time for some quips. 'Hey...don't knock it until you've tried it, talking to plants and nurturing them is my forte. And look at how precious and adorable they are. Speaking of adorable, you know I always did think you were adorable...but you know...how would you like to be even more adorable?'
'Me? Adorable? I don't do that. I'm a fierce badass Werebelushi, I don't do adorable, everyone knows that...I DON'T do adorable, that's not part of who I am and never will, no matter what you do.' 'Are you sure? Because you attempting to break out is adorable as all hell to me. But I know something that would make you even more adorable and even more cuddly. ' She teased him a few times as she pointed the Aykroydinator at him and fired it, he reacted as the blast from the inator hit him. 'Ha! Your invention didn't work on me...I guess it doesn't work on monsters.' He would have gloated further but he knew better than that when it came to villain, he definitely knew better than to gloat, but at that point it seemed he underestimated her as his stomach gurgled, he groaned as he clutched it and began to feel odd. 'You....when I get my claws on you, oh just you wait...there will be no playtime for you or your pets!' 'Oh you thought my Aykroydinator only worked on humans? Well then we'll see what what it does to monsters and those other non-human types.' Werebelushi groaned as he collapsed onto the ground, feeling rather ill even though he didn't look it...clutching his stomach, as the fur on his arms slowly lightened and transitioned from black to brown before most of it receded, his stomach gaining a bit more weight to it as his arms broadened and his hands altered in size, his claw-like fingernails retracted in size a little but didn't shorten entirely. 'My hands...my claws...and my fur too? Oh no...this isn't natural, at least I still have claws though.'
He gasped as the remaining bits of fur on the rest of his body transitioned into skin, but luckily he still had some 'fur' on his chest as his chest and torso broadened, his legs undergoing the same change as his arms as his feet slowly shifted, becoming a bit larger as two of the toes on both feet stuck together, giving the appearance of having webbed toes...he gasped as he looked at them. 'I have frog feet now? Eukie, if I start getting slimy green skin and an urge to eat flies you are in so much trouble.'
His back broadened a bit more as he lost quite a bit of weight, his quills retracted into his back while he gasped in shock. 'My quills are gone now too? I need those damn it! It's my species's signature trait.' 'I think you're becoming even more adorable than usual.' 'This isn't amusing to me in the slightest...uh...you will pay for this.' Eucalyptashmirtz giggled as she watched him transforming. In addition to this...he shot up in height from 5'8 to 6'1 as his mane slowly shortened and turned from black to brown, also becoming a bit wavier. His ears grew a bit larger and lost their pointed tips as his eyebrows turned the same color as his hair, his eyes widened and contorted, one darkening and turning brownish while the other remained green. His nose broadened as a tiny dimple appeared down the middle of it. It was still black at the tip but it wasn't his own nose, his cheekbones sharpened as his lips/mouth in general altered, becoming a bit more kissable than they usually were.
He was losing some of his signature features as his teeth sharpened, but luckily he did get to keep his fang-like canine teeth. 'Aaaaaw...even with those fangs you're adorable.' 'Adorable? Me? I'm a werebelushi, not a teddy bear.' 'Not with that face you're not, I haven't seen a werebelushi like that.' 'Grrrr...you will pay for this!'. He shook his head several times as he saw some of the fur on his face vanish except for a pair of clean-shaved sideburns and a few bits of fur around his jawline, his jawline itself altering as his facial features morphed and reshaped themselves.
He gasped as he saw his face morphing...slowly contorting itself into the likeness of Dan Aykroyd, which was when he realized he was turning into Aykroyd. 'Ah, wonderful...it worked!' 'I'm turning into Aykroyd? Oh that's freaking great. I am going to kick your ass once this is done.' 'Aaaaw, it's adorable when you act threatening.' 'I mean it...' He shouted as he lunged at her and attempted to finish what he had started.
"Aaaaaaw...just look at you. You're adorable!"
That's when the Werebelushi objected, stamping his feet and snarling at her, looking rather pissed off. 'ADORABLE? YOU MONSTER! YOU AYKROYDED ME!' 'I know, isn't it wonderful?' 'Wonderful? Wonderful? No it isn't...look at me.' 'All of you looks adorable to me..' 'I don't do adorable, you made me me this way.' 'Well of course, you're really adorable now.' 'You Aykroyded me, Eukie! YOU AYKROYDED ME!'. He performed a few of his moves on Eucalyptashmirtz before snarling at her. 'Aaaw, look at you trying to be fierce.' 'I don't try to be fierce...I AM fierce...i'm a Werebelushi, I DON'T do cute. I do fierce and tough, that's who I am.' 'You don't look like a Belushi to me.' 'That's because you made me look like this with your invention. I look like an Aykroyd! This will not do!'.
'Look at you...you're so Aykroyd-like, and oh so huggable.' 'My feet, my body...my face. My eyes, my everything, you have made me into this! I don't even recognize myself! I look like Dan Aykroyd if he auditioned to be in Cats!' 'Ah, my favorite actor with my absolute favorite musical.' 'You better undo this or you're going to be even in bigger trouble than you are now...' his voice deepened a bit more and contorted, shifting from its usual John Belushi-esque style and mannerism set to one that went with his appearance, becoming Aykroydian in nature, which is to say his voice shifted to sound like Aykroyd's voice complete with the Canadian accent. "Oh that's just great...not only are my body, feet, face and my everything that of Dan Aykroyd but also...MY VOICE IS TOO? This is just cruel.'
"Aaaaaw, now you're much better."
"You turned me into Dan Aykroyd...this isn't cute."
She giggled several times, Werebelushi shook his head and grunted in disapproval. 'This isn't hilarious, you turned me into your crush. And i'm not supposed to be this, I am supposed to be a John Belushi type, it's in the name of my show for crying out loud...I am not supposed to be an Aykroyd! You mutated me into this and you are going to pay for it.' Without warning she threw herself at Werebelushi and hugged him. 'Hey, get your paws off me! I said get your paws off of me!' 'But you're so cuddly.' 'Cuddly? I don't do cuddly...i'm supposed to be fierce!'
A few more hugs and he began to feel unusual as his personality shifted along with his memories...he began to think differently, he started to feel less like himself and more like he was Dan...'Wait, what was I thinking? Of course i'm Dan Aykroyd. Who else would I be? Sorry for putting up such a fuss there.' 'No problem, you're the most precious thing ever...I couldn't stay mad at you.' Eukie cuddled the new Dan and snuggled up to him, he kept her safe in his arms and cradled her as the supposedly evil marsupial-girl scientist softened and fell in love. 'You know, you really aren't so bad for an evil scientist.' 'Aaaaw, thank you...and see? I told you that you are adorable.'
And thus with that the Dan had fallen in love with Eucalyptashmirtz and vice versa as the two passionately kissed each-other and hugged each-other, the case of what happened afterwards will forever remain in the one file labeled 'The One Who Got Away', luckily though the Werebelushi In Shades had a twin brother/doppelganger who was more than able to fill in for his missing brother.
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