World of Monsters

Diary Of A Were-Aykroyd Dan Aykroyd FTM TG/Full moon theme. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The full moon tends to bring out all sorts of oddities and that's not just including the typical monsters you see around them, but all sorts of crazy phenomenon and there is no explanation behind it,  it is part of what is also part of that world between the light and the darkness...a world where creatures of the night roam around and wreak havoc, a Twilight Zone if you will.  It was March 10th, 2020 and Melanie Rae Sanders or 'Mel' as she often liked to be referred to as in her apartment with Eucalyptus who was her best friend and having trouble sleeping due to wild visions she was having, all the visions seemed to be the same...her being visited by Dan Aykroyd but Aykroyd was a ghost/spirit and only she could see him.  It wasn't just that but in those visions he possessed her and she transformed into him.   She tossed and turned in her bed,  trying to resist thinking about him...but s...

Werebelushi: You know what really blows my organ pipes? People who get certain types of monsters wrong.  Like for example, werecreatures.  People, werecreatures are NOT hive-minded and they aren't assimilator types.  Here are a list of creatures/characters that DON'T fit the assimilator type: The Tiger Dancers from Zootopia (they're just characters who are there to be eye-candy,  there's nothing to them apart from the fact that if that movie was rated R they would be strippers or porn stars),  The Beagle Boys (i'm sorry but giving the Beagle Boys the ability to absorb people and birth them back out as 'Beagle Boys' doesn't qualify them,  that just makes them a rip-off of Power Rangers monsters and the Absorbaloff),  Dragaux (sorry to all those who like this character but I most definitely would NOT want to be a vain, egotistical dragon-man who looks  he like the lovechild of Chernabog and Drake from The Pebble And The Penguin, also Richard Simmons...

WB Rants: Bad Taste ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Werebelushi: Well well well...looks like Mr Monkey Fetishist is at it again and this time has sunk an even lower low than the time he did an episode based on Puro.   Yeah,  I went there.  So guess what? He has done an episode based around a virus at the same time as the recent Corona attack,  sorry dude...but even I have to say that's disgusting and in terrible taste.  Yes I know he said 'i'm not affected' but that's the worst excuse ever.   Especially since Corona is a SERIOUS issue and not one of those 'hurr hurr it's so totally not a serious disease' at all scenarios,   making light of something like that for the purpose of doing an episode based around it...ugh,  distasteful,  bad monkey bad.  I'm sorry but I thought he'd know better than that,  but apparently since he likely got the STDs from being in so many oversexual episodes with his supposed bestie Pervo the Clown (I bla...

Werebelushi: Hello everyone, and welcome to another rant of mine...this one was requested by Nathan and this is all about a personal experience he's going through at the moment,  because for some bullshit reason Nathan's mother feels like she's spoiled him, which...since when he has ever been spoiled?  She's just pulling shit out of her ass. And also really...she pulled the 'i'm too old for this shit' excuse?   Lady, you're not Danny Glover...stop stealing his catchphrase. I love that woman but she makes some pretty awful choices and this idea to give him a second home is one of them.   I have absolutely nothing against  this place,  it looks like a nice place and i'm glad he's making some new 'friends' even though they don't interact and are just secondary characters,  and I like that it's a slow and gradual transition but still there are some things about it that bug me. Specifically the sleepover thing....traditionally a sle...

The One Who Got Away Werebelushi In Shades to Dan Aykroyd tf/noir theme. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It was the usual misty and/or dark night in Oakendale and everyone's favorite sarcastic furball Matthias/That Werebelushi In The Shades was hard at work about to crack another case, the John Belushi lookalike flipped through papers while surveying the area. 'The city of Oakendale,  a place where supernatural activity and criminal activity meet up to commit atrocities that are against the law both are part of something that is an everspreading disease of evil, and I am the cure.'   He  intoned as he picked up a set of papers.  'The name's Matthias but you may call me Detective Werebelushi,  or Shades...that's what my partners call me.'   The papers were from various cases he had solved and the villains he had stopped,  a man of the law and also a creature of the night,  he was no Batman but he tried his best.  And what he was best at was makin...

Fandom 101. Dan Aykroyd FTM TG/MC ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There are fans who genuinely are nice and mean well and then there are crazy fans out there and fans who pretty much are untrustworthy, and Mel and Eucalyptus were a koala-girl duo who were about to deal with that kind of fan.  They were in their favorite club/hangout spot The Secondary Holy Church Of Aykroyd, which was a church-fan-group based around the works of Canadian actor Dan Aykroyd when Eukie got a rather chilling sensation as she started getting bad vibes from their newest guest.  This newest guest was a woman named Amy, for the lack of a better description...this was a woman who looked like she saw PushingUpRoses's videos and decided to mimic her look and style or pretty much came across as a Fairuza Balk impersonator.  She was all decked out in black and with piercings and seemed to have with her a sweet of papers.  'Mel, who invited the Cryptkeeper's long lost daughter in here?'  'Now now Eukie, be...