TftW: Po-sitivity.
TftW: Po-sitivity.
Po (Kung Fu Panda) TF/MC
NOTE:
This is based on personal experiences and inspired by whiny comments that don’t make any sense whatsoever except to the people who made said comment. This also involves a bit of satire.
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There are some people that question everything and make lame comments that come across as whiny and nonsensical as in they don’t make any sense to anyone else except them, these kinds of people are well...tryhards that don’t even know what humor is. Take for example the character in today’s story, named Andrew Harrison aka Gorillaboy54, he was known for being a complete stiff with no sense of humor whatsoever.
He came across a picture Nathan did of current ‘president’ Donald Trump as an anthro tabby with fluffy ears and posted the most nonsensical comment in the history of nonsensical comments. His comment? ‘Delete this’. Why? Nobody knows. Maybe he was trying too hard to be edgy or her was one of those failtroll wannabes, or maybe he was one of those people who just didn’t appreciate real satire when he saw it but that comment was one comment that didn’t make sense to anyone else except him.
“Delete this.”
“Ummmm...excuse me?”
“Delete this…”
“Could you speak English, please? I’m afraid I do NOT speak troll.”
“I said delete this…”
“You mean that picture of Trump as a tabby? Dude...it’s just a picture.”
“Delete it..”
“What exactly do you mean by delete it? Do you mean ‘delete it’ as in I should delete the whole thing according to you and your ideological views? Or is it you trying too hard to be edgy? Are you devoid of joy of any kind and are thus completely humorless? Is this some kind of way of expressing how much you don’t understand satire? Or is it really just a statement on how like all of us you wish to ‘delete’ the bad things in your life? I am sorry but I cannot do as you tell me because it is my gallery and I do as I wish…”
“But…”
“What is it exactly you want? Do you want to start over? Is your life so drab and dull and sad and that you need some positivity in there? You are confusing me with the words you are saying, please consider speaking more clearly.”
“But…”
“Whatever it is you want, it seems that you are unsatisfied with your lot in life and you could use with a new role. Your current role must be a depressing one. I mean I imagine being...whatever you are, must be very stressful. Do not worry friend, I am going to make things better..”
“How did you?”
“How did I know that your life is one so tragic and miserable that you cover it up by pretending you’re hip and edgy and what not? Well it doesn’t take a genius to know that you obviously are having issues with what is currently going on..”
“Well…”
“Those tickling and bondage pictures in your favorites must be reminiscent of nightmares you’ve had involving those who used to be your friends. And that is why you claim to like them so much, because they remind you of nightmares that represent your inner insecurities. Someone like you deserves better.”
“You figured that one out too?”
“I certainly did and like I said earlier….I can fix things for you. You clearly are not happy with your lot in life and could use with a restart. You have obviously had a rough life so far and are in need of my assistance. Allow me to help. They don’t call me the Monster Master for nothing…”
“You can do that?”
“Of course I can….now look at the screen and into my eyes…”
Andrew decided to do just that, he gazed right at the screen and into Nathan’s eyes, as he did so he began to drift off into a trance-like state, becoming hypnotized by the man’s voice and overall calm nature. Nathan gave him a series of instructions and words to which he obeyed and followed rather diligently, listening to every single word as she did so.
To him it began to feel that Nathan was a wise sensei here to teach him something new, and to give him a new role in life - a role that was going to replace his current one. Warm sensations slowly began to manifest throughout his whole body both on the inside and out on the outside as his attitude softened and all negativity he had including negative experiences melted away, making him incredibly calm and relaxed.
On the outside his whole body started to swell up and gain weight as black and white fur slowly sprouted on his arms and then his hands, as his fingernails lengthened and sharpened - his hands thickening and broadening out to become large and paw-like in shape as his arms bulked up, there was a series of tearing noises coming from his shirt as it slowly began to tear apart due to his chest, torso and stomach bulking up. His shirt slowly tore apart to reveal his much heavier build as his legs changed to match his arms, his back broadening in the process.
In his mind, he started to think that he had been born with this soft and squishy fur and this build along with his new paws, in addition to this he also thought that he was a great martial artist and instinctively flexed and showed off a few moves. Which of course made him feel great, even as his feet slowly shifted to become paw-like just like his hands with his toenails lengthening, tearing through his already ratty socks which were replaced with Shaolin wraps which formed around his ankles as well.
The back of his jeans began to strain as a small bump grew at the end of his spine and where his tail-bone was, the bump continued to swell and grow outwards until with a loud rip the back tore open as a short black tail slowly made its way out. But he did not mind, because to him this was natural - he felt that he always had this tail. He also slowly elevated in height to 6’2 as his neckline altered, his shoulders broadening as he now weighed 260lbs which to him now sounded perfectly normal.
In fact all of his changes to him seemed just right and they were, to him these were perfect - and like he always looked like this. His ears shifted to the top of his head and rounded out, becoming black bear-like ones as the fur sprouted up his neckline and now around his face, his whole appearance becoming more animated as black patches became evident around his eyes - his eyes themselves widening and turning a vibrant shade of green. His jeans morphed into a pair of burlap shorts that went with the wraps on his feet.
He giggled to himself as the changes progressed, now he was even more enamored by them and he definitely knew that he was born with these traits, and he was thinking that he hadn’t been born human, in fact he didn’t even remember that. He only remembered that he had been born as some kind of bear, a black and white bear that lived in China and studied kung fu with his friends in a group known as the Furious Five.
His nose turned black as his face lengthened and pushed out into a cute muzzle as his face in general plumped up, he felt his new muzzle, letting out a chuckle of sorts as he thought to himself that he definitely was born being what he was, and that was a panda...a panda who knew kung fu, yes...it was coming back to him. He was a kung fu fighting panda with a love of martial arts and a jovial personality, he was very calm and free-spirited in addition to being laid-back and with a terrific sense of justice and a knack for humor. True he was a bit of a show-off at times and was a goofball but his sensibility along with other positive attributes of this new personality of his helped balance them out.
He remembered that he had a name...that name was Po, the legendary dragon warrior. His voice altered several times to reflect his new personality, becoming one with his appearance and his mindset, becoming that of the character in general. When he spoke the voice that came out of his mouth was that of the comedian/actor and musician Jack Black, known for appearing in such films as I Still Know What You Did Last Summer, the King Kong remake, Orange County, School Of Rock, High Fidelity, Nacho Libre, Envy, The Holiday, Tenacious D In The Pick Of Destiny, Goosebumps and of course the Kung Fu Panda trilogy as well as voicing Eddie Riggs in Brutal Legend.
As the transformation completed itself he felt extremely cheerful and was full of happiness as the result, by now he definitely knew that he had been born like this and that he was ALWAYS this lovable, he knew that he had always been known as Po. Po jumped up and down with joy before giving Nathan a gigantic bear hug. Nathan could tell that what he had done was a success, he had given someone a new start and a new role.
Po himself was extremely happy with this, and he was indeed genuinely elated and cheerful and not in the ‘Brainwashed/Stepford Smiler’ sense. This was his chance to help others the same way that his new companion had helped him. He called him over for a few seconds to share an idea he had.
“Nathan, I cannot thank you enough.”
“No thanks are necessary, Po.”
“Say...that hypnosis session you gave me has inspired me. I want to use it to help others in the same way that you helped me. That is, if it’s okay with you. If it’s not, that’s fine - we can just keep it between you and me.”
“Why of course you can use it. More people should know about this.”
“That’s awesome! I was thinking we could set up a dojo where people can learn martial arts and also learn to relax and let go of their worries while also embracing their own inner dragon warrior...does that sound fun?”
“Yeah...it does…”
“Well then, come on - let’s get to it!”
And so with that Nathan and Po set up their own dojo in the city and also on the internet as well, as well as ways that people could get free lessons from them and special yoga classes where they could relax and also embrace their inner dragon warrior. This dojo became extremely successful and resulted in tons of people signing up for classes and undergoing special calming hypno-therapy that was part of the classes.
Those who attended the classes on a regular basis slowly began to transform into anthro animal warriors that in a similar style to how Po looked, with even plenty of them becoming pandas just like him and developing a calm and positive attitude and energetic nature just like the one he had, all truly loving and embracing being what they were.
And speaking of embracing who and what you are, that’s what Po did too. He spent the rest of the night embracing who he was. After all, he was Po and he was and always would be known as the legendary dragon warrior, he was proud to be a panda and teaching others to embrace their inner panda was als something that made him proud as well. Everything about this new life he had been given made him feel extremely cheerful and like he was learning even more than ever before. And most importantly, he loved every second of it.
For he knew that being who he was - would always be the best option. He was always like this, he was born a lovable panda and would always be one. After all, he wasn’t human, he was a panda and it would have been ludicrous to ever think he was anything but. He was Po and that was awesome, he knew that it was awesome as well.
Remember my friends, we all run into those people who complain too much and make a big deal out of everything, people who don’t make sense and are constantly full of questions - and while it may be difficult to reason with them sometimes, it’s not impossible. Sometimes all it takes is an attitude adjustment and a little bit of that ol supernatural magic to give them that restart they have desperately wanted in life.
Po (Kung Fu Panda) TF/MC
NOTE:
This is based on personal experiences and inspired by whiny comments that don’t make any sense whatsoever except to the people who made said comment. This also involves a bit of satire.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There are some people that question everything and make lame comments that come across as whiny and nonsensical as in they don’t make any sense to anyone else except them, these kinds of people are well...tryhards that don’t even know what humor is. Take for example the character in today’s story, named Andrew Harrison aka Gorillaboy54, he was known for being a complete stiff with no sense of humor whatsoever.
He came across a picture Nathan did of current ‘president’ Donald Trump as an anthro tabby with fluffy ears and posted the most nonsensical comment in the history of nonsensical comments. His comment? ‘Delete this’. Why? Nobody knows. Maybe he was trying too hard to be edgy or her was one of those failtroll wannabes, or maybe he was one of those people who just didn’t appreciate real satire when he saw it but that comment was one comment that didn’t make sense to anyone else except him.
“Delete this.”
“Ummmm...excuse me?”
“Delete this…”
“Could you speak English, please? I’m afraid I do NOT speak troll.”
“I said delete this…”
“You mean that picture of Trump as a tabby? Dude...it’s just a picture.”
“Delete it..”
“What exactly do you mean by delete it? Do you mean ‘delete it’ as in I should delete the whole thing according to you and your ideological views? Or is it you trying too hard to be edgy? Are you devoid of joy of any kind and are thus completely humorless? Is this some kind of way of expressing how much you don’t understand satire? Or is it really just a statement on how like all of us you wish to ‘delete’ the bad things in your life? I am sorry but I cannot do as you tell me because it is my gallery and I do as I wish…”
“But…”
“What is it exactly you want? Do you want to start over? Is your life so drab and dull and sad and that you need some positivity in there? You are confusing me with the words you are saying, please consider speaking more clearly.”
“But…”
“Whatever it is you want, it seems that you are unsatisfied with your lot in life and you could use with a new role. Your current role must be a depressing one. I mean I imagine being...whatever you are, must be very stressful. Do not worry friend, I am going to make things better..”
“How did you?”
“How did I know that your life is one so tragic and miserable that you cover it up by pretending you’re hip and edgy and what not? Well it doesn’t take a genius to know that you obviously are having issues with what is currently going on..”
“Well…”
“Those tickling and bondage pictures in your favorites must be reminiscent of nightmares you’ve had involving those who used to be your friends. And that is why you claim to like them so much, because they remind you of nightmares that represent your inner insecurities. Someone like you deserves better.”
“You figured that one out too?”
“I certainly did and like I said earlier….I can fix things for you. You clearly are not happy with your lot in life and could use with a restart. You have obviously had a rough life so far and are in need of my assistance. Allow me to help. They don’t call me the Monster Master for nothing…”
“You can do that?”
“Of course I can….now look at the screen and into my eyes…”
Andrew decided to do just that, he gazed right at the screen and into Nathan’s eyes, as he did so he began to drift off into a trance-like state, becoming hypnotized by the man’s voice and overall calm nature. Nathan gave him a series of instructions and words to which he obeyed and followed rather diligently, listening to every single word as she did so.
To him it began to feel that Nathan was a wise sensei here to teach him something new, and to give him a new role in life - a role that was going to replace his current one. Warm sensations slowly began to manifest throughout his whole body both on the inside and out on the outside as his attitude softened and all negativity he had including negative experiences melted away, making him incredibly calm and relaxed.
On the outside his whole body started to swell up and gain weight as black and white fur slowly sprouted on his arms and then his hands, as his fingernails lengthened and sharpened - his hands thickening and broadening out to become large and paw-like in shape as his arms bulked up, there was a series of tearing noises coming from his shirt as it slowly began to tear apart due to his chest, torso and stomach bulking up. His shirt slowly tore apart to reveal his much heavier build as his legs changed to match his arms, his back broadening in the process.
In his mind, he started to think that he had been born with this soft and squishy fur and this build along with his new paws, in addition to this he also thought that he was a great martial artist and instinctively flexed and showed off a few moves. Which of course made him feel great, even as his feet slowly shifted to become paw-like just like his hands with his toenails lengthening, tearing through his already ratty socks which were replaced with Shaolin wraps which formed around his ankles as well.
The back of his jeans began to strain as a small bump grew at the end of his spine and where his tail-bone was, the bump continued to swell and grow outwards until with a loud rip the back tore open as a short black tail slowly made its way out. But he did not mind, because to him this was natural - he felt that he always had this tail. He also slowly elevated in height to 6’2 as his neckline altered, his shoulders broadening as he now weighed 260lbs which to him now sounded perfectly normal.
In fact all of his changes to him seemed just right and they were, to him these were perfect - and like he always looked like this. His ears shifted to the top of his head and rounded out, becoming black bear-like ones as the fur sprouted up his neckline and now around his face, his whole appearance becoming more animated as black patches became evident around his eyes - his eyes themselves widening and turning a vibrant shade of green. His jeans morphed into a pair of burlap shorts that went with the wraps on his feet.
He giggled to himself as the changes progressed, now he was even more enamored by them and he definitely knew that he was born with these traits, and he was thinking that he hadn’t been born human, in fact he didn’t even remember that. He only remembered that he had been born as some kind of bear, a black and white bear that lived in China and studied kung fu with his friends in a group known as the Furious Five.
His nose turned black as his face lengthened and pushed out into a cute muzzle as his face in general plumped up, he felt his new muzzle, letting out a chuckle of sorts as he thought to himself that he definitely was born being what he was, and that was a panda...a panda who knew kung fu, yes...it was coming back to him. He was a kung fu fighting panda with a love of martial arts and a jovial personality, he was very calm and free-spirited in addition to being laid-back and with a terrific sense of justice and a knack for humor. True he was a bit of a show-off at times and was a goofball but his sensibility along with other positive attributes of this new personality of his helped balance them out.
He remembered that he had a name...that name was Po, the legendary dragon warrior. His voice altered several times to reflect his new personality, becoming one with his appearance and his mindset, becoming that of the character in general. When he spoke the voice that came out of his mouth was that of the comedian/actor and musician Jack Black, known for appearing in such films as I Still Know What You Did Last Summer, the King Kong remake, Orange County, School Of Rock, High Fidelity, Nacho Libre, Envy, The Holiday, Tenacious D In The Pick Of Destiny, Goosebumps and of course the Kung Fu Panda trilogy as well as voicing Eddie Riggs in Brutal Legend.
As the transformation completed itself he felt extremely cheerful and was full of happiness as the result, by now he definitely knew that he had been born like this and that he was ALWAYS this lovable, he knew that he had always been known as Po. Po jumped up and down with joy before giving Nathan a gigantic bear hug. Nathan could tell that what he had done was a success, he had given someone a new start and a new role.
Po himself was extremely happy with this, and he was indeed genuinely elated and cheerful and not in the ‘Brainwashed/Stepford Smiler’ sense. This was his chance to help others the same way that his new companion had helped him. He called him over for a few seconds to share an idea he had.
“Nathan, I cannot thank you enough.”
“No thanks are necessary, Po.”
“Say...that hypnosis session you gave me has inspired me. I want to use it to help others in the same way that you helped me. That is, if it’s okay with you. If it’s not, that’s fine - we can just keep it between you and me.”
“Why of course you can use it. More people should know about this.”
“That’s awesome! I was thinking we could set up a dojo where people can learn martial arts and also learn to relax and let go of their worries while also embracing their own inner dragon warrior...does that sound fun?”
“Yeah...it does…”
“Well then, come on - let’s get to it!”
And so with that Nathan and Po set up their own dojo in the city and also on the internet as well, as well as ways that people could get free lessons from them and special yoga classes where they could relax and also embrace their inner dragon warrior. This dojo became extremely successful and resulted in tons of people signing up for classes and undergoing special calming hypno-therapy that was part of the classes.
Those who attended the classes on a regular basis slowly began to transform into anthro animal warriors that in a similar style to how Po looked, with even plenty of them becoming pandas just like him and developing a calm and positive attitude and energetic nature just like the one he had, all truly loving and embracing being what they were.
And speaking of embracing who and what you are, that’s what Po did too. He spent the rest of the night embracing who he was. After all, he was Po and he was and always would be known as the legendary dragon warrior, he was proud to be a panda and teaching others to embrace their inner panda was als something that made him proud as well. Everything about this new life he had been given made him feel extremely cheerful and like he was learning even more than ever before. And most importantly, he loved every second of it.
For he knew that being who he was - would always be the best option. He was always like this, he was born a lovable panda and would always be one. After all, he wasn’t human, he was a panda and it would have been ludicrous to ever think he was anything but. He was Po and that was awesome, he knew that it was awesome as well.
Remember my friends, we all run into those people who complain too much and make a big deal out of everything, people who don’t make sense and are constantly full of questions - and while it may be difficult to reason with them sometimes, it’s not impossible. Sometimes all it takes is an attitude adjustment and a little bit of that ol supernatural magic to give them that restart they have desperately wanted in life.
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