Little Bit Grinchy.
A Little Bit Grinchy.
Weregrinch TF
NOTE:
This is a TF of my character into his grinch-like alter-ego Growler the weregrinch and it is based on experiences i've had during my earlier years on Deviantart, this also involves the topic of trolling and people making up fake accounts. This is also a nod to the very first TftW stories I ever did. The "Little Bit Grinchy" part of the title is a play on words of the Little Bit Beastly trope.
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You know what's worse than internet trolls? Internet trolls who try to make fun of you by stealing your gimmick and try to claim it as their own. Nathan had to deal with those a lot during his early Deviantart days, especially from people who thought it was cool to pick on him because of what kind of creature his fursona was. Sure a werecreature parody modelled on a human sounded ridiculous but it wasn't supposed to make sense anyway, most people who trolled him or questioned him about it obviously didn't understand that you shouldn't over-analyze everything.
Nathan's other fursona on the other hand - a weregrinch was very much the butt of every lame troll joke you can think of including ones saying that the live-action Grinch movie was terrible and that Steve Martin was better than Jim Carrey. Which wasn't true, Carrey was the master and one of his heroes. And there were numerous trolls who used sock-puppet accounts to try and mimic him...all of them of course failing because they didn't know that this alter-ego of his was in fact very real.
Growler was a no-nonsense kind of grinch really but despite his gruff exterior, he was very caring and generous, as well as being a terrific leader. Originally he was concieved as being more villainous but he became a protagonist instead which he thought suited him the best. Of course he had a low tolerance for trolls, cyberbullies, rule breakers, god-modders and complainers. And one night - well...let's just say one internet troll went a bit too far when attacking one of his fellow monster friends. The internet troll went by the name of Cody Jetstin aka ChimeraBoy42 was a user who tried to to rip off his work and claim it for his own, even going so far as to still his gimmick and pretend to be a werecreature, writing constant hate journals that his dumb friends thought were 'criticism' and claiming that he knew how werecreatures worked.
"Hey you...you're that ChimeraBoy42 guy, right?"
"Yeah..."
"Well...I don't like the way you were making fun of me and my friend Chumsley the werejohcnandy like that. You said that we were stupid even though the concept behind us was satirical to begin with. "
"Aaaaw...did I hurt your feelings?"
"Yes...you did and you are doing something that is indeed a crime against my kind. You are using a fake account to impersonate me. You are pretending to be me and pretending to be a werecreature when you are nothing more than a mere human..."
"But I have 'were-whatever' powers like yours."
"No...you don't. You are human...you're not a werecreature of any kind. You are a human using the good name of my kind as part of your trolling schtick. I am a real werecreature and I am offended by how you portray my kind. First of all, lycanthropy in general is NOT a disease and second while the were-in-werewolf does mean man - there are such a thing as werecreatures that aren't wolves, heck there are female werecreatures too."
"But I thought you'd get a kick out of it."
"Oh? Really now? Well I don't think it's very funny. For one thing when you imitated my stories and RPs you did it like this "he gets all sweaty as hair starts growing all over him, he grows fatter and fatter and he gets long teeth and hair, he becomes the werejohncandy", ummm...that's NOT a Werejohncandy, that's Comic Book Guy with fangs. The Werejohncandy is a jolly werecreature based off a talented comedian, NOT some 400lb Hacker."
"Well uh..."
"And then you and your friend made that stupid Twilight joke. Dude...do you even know how werecreatures function in society? Werecreatures CAN live normal healthy lives, they can multitask and i'm pretty sure even if they were transforming they could still have time to talk to their friends and family members. It's like you think they're nothing but freaks or something."
"But..."
"And helloooo....weregrinches are mammalian - they do NOT lay eggs. Do you know why they don't lay eggs? Because they are mammals, any creature that is mammalian has a belly button and therefore if it has a belly button it doesn't lay eggs. Unless you're a platypus, but they're different."
"But..."
"Also...you know nothing of how shapeshifting works. No, David Icke does NOT count as a valid source of information since his 'reptilians' are basically just creatures from a sci-fi tv show called V. All those History Channel documentaries? Scams just to get ratings. All those Youtube videos? Fake. Conspiracy theorists eat that stuff up because they are dumb and paranoid. Also really? Were-furniture? Dude...inanimate objects are NOT living creatures, so therefore it would be a depressing experience being turned into something that cannot move, talk or breathe."
"But...."
"Also you can't be a were-version-of-me either since I already AM a werecreature, you cannot be a copy of me. I am the only werecreature guy around here, you're just an impostor. Fyi, giving things like cars angry eyebrows and cartoony eyes is NOT a transformation either. I have dealt with some pretty unoriginal trolls in my time but you take the cake..."
"But..."
"Also...I don't think the Stallonians would appreciate the fact you portrayed their kind as being overweight. Have you ever seen them? They're basically werecats mixed with Na'vi and Sly Stallone. You can't just claim they're overweight slobs. Also...that photomanip, terrible. Like where on earth did you steal those plus sized model pics from? Some cheap dating site?"
"But..."
"No buts....you are a disgrace to werecreatures. And you're not even a real werecreature anyway, you're just pretending to be one for lulz. If you were a real werecreature, you wouldn't go around claiming you are because that's not what werecreatures do. What I do on the other hand is completely real and if you disapprove, too bad."
"But...I..."
"ENOUGH! You have crossed paths with me and my friends for the last time and now you shall pay for your actions. Also...since your friends are no longer around to suck-up to you, you and your so called creation is now dead - you are out of luck. You want to know what real werecreatures do? I'll show you what they do..."
He snarled several times as supernatural energy surged through his entire body, the energy and Adrenalin flushing forward all through him as slowly but surely, hairs slowly sprouted all over his arms - of course these weren't just hairs, it was fur - the fur was of a deep greenish color and it slowly spread on his hands as well. His fingernails lengthened and sharpened as they became akin to claws.
His "Monster4Life" shirt strained and tightened as his chestal area expanded, developing musculature as the fur from earlier slowly sprouted on his chest, furthermore creeping up his torso as his musculature increased. His shirt tightened even more as it slowly began to tear apart at the seams, his back expanding and gaining muscle to go with the rest of his upperbody. He snarled several times, the muscle now building in his legs as his dark grey trousers tore apart in a few places, his slippersocks tearing and ripping apart as his feet swelled and altered, enlarging and taking on a similar appearance to his hands with his toenails taking on the same claw-like shape as his fingernails.
He snarled several times as his shoulders broadened and he grew slightly taller, the fur slowly creeping up his neckline as his hair lengthened, turning from brownish to a shade of dark green while his ears stretched out and became pointed. His eyebrows bushed up to become thick and bushy as his brow altered to become more monstrous, his eyes turning from brown to a demonic shade of yellow with the actual sclera of the eyes becoming a dark green color.
Cody was now about ready to run for his life or even to beg for forgiveness, in the case of the latter it would have been too late. As the ever-transforming Nathan inched his way closer to him, snarling as he did so. The end of his nose blackening and moving slightly upwards as the fur grew around his face, his teeth lengthening, sharpening - becoming quite fierce and lethal looking as his canines extended to become akin to fangs, while the rest of his teeth developed feral points.
His face slowly pushed out into a fierce half grinch-like muzzle as his voice deepened and gruffened, becoming a very ferocious but also bad-ass and intimidating variation of the voice used by Jim Carrey as Fingerling in The Number 23. A few seconds later and his transformation was complete, there where Nathan was - was now Growler the weregrinch and he was extremely pissed off.
"I'm s-ssorry, alright? Please don't hurt me."
"You're lucky i'm not in my original evil incarnation...I would have maimed you for sure if I was. Trust me, you wouldn't have made it out of this alive if I was anything like my original incarnation."
"I'm sure your original self wasn't that much of a killer..."
"Oh really? Well...my original self would have ripped you apart by now and used your intestines as a skipping rope. He also would have done to you what happened to Officer Mooney in Killer Klowns From Outer Space."
"And if I had continued trolling?"
"Oh...you wouldn't have lived to see your own account get banned if my original self was the one dealing with you right now. Trust me, you wouldn't have lived at all. You would have been six feet under."
"In which case...I promise never to troll ever again and I promise to be on my best behavior from now on. I don't want to mess with someone who is a real werecreature. I know that I should have never trolled someone like you."
"Good..."
Growler patted Cody on the back before slashing him with his claws, the effects of the scratch took place immediately as green, shaggy fur slowly crept up his body starting with his arms and his hands, while his fingernails lengthened and sharpened, blackening to become akin to claws. His torso, chest and stomach broadened and gained musculature as as the fur spread-ed itself across them, his stomach was now much leaner and quite well-muscled in addition to this.
Cody gazed upon his t-shirt to see it slowly tearing away while his legs broadened to go with his arms, his socks slowly tearing apart to reveal his feet which were altering to become like his hands as green fur covered them, it was the same green fur from earlier. His toenails lengthened, blackened and sharpened to match his fingernails. He slowly elevated in height to become the same height as Growler as his shoulders broadened, he instinctively growled a few times as this happened.
The fur crept up his neckline as his hair lengthened, becoming longer and shaggier as it turned a forest-like green color, the fur developed around his face as his ears stretched out and became pointed, his eyebrows bushening up furthermore becoming thick as his brow became slightly monstrous in appearance. His eyes turning the same yellow color as Growler's with the sclera turning a dark greenish color, the tip of his nose turning black and shifting upwards as his teeth lengthened and sharpened, his canines becoming akin to fangs while the rest of them developed feral points.
His face slowly pushed out into a half grinch-like muzzle as his voice gruffened, furthermore it shifted in tone and pitch - giving him a similar type of voice to the one Growler himself had, within a few seconds later....the human known as Cody was know a weregrinch like Growler. He now deeply regretted pretended to be a werecreature but yet he knew that if there was a way to make up for his bad behavior in the past - he would make it up to him in the best way possible.
Luckily the weregrinch that called himself Growler had an idea, he decided that now Cody had changed his ways and everything, that perhaps he could have him as a companion on his adventures. And so a friendship of sorts was formed between the two and Cody was Growler's partner, he got to help out a lot during the really important missions, fighting off the forces of darkness and even got to meet Growler's friends the Hilhurst Monsters and Staten the Gargoyle.
From that night on, Cody dedicated his life to making a difference and helping others rather than picking on them. With his new weregrinch powers, he became a hero for monster kind and helped fend off injustices in the supernatural world, becoming very popular and respected by others.
The lesson to be learned here is this, it is never wise to be an internet troll no matter what that twisted voice in your head is telling you. If that voice in your head is telling you to be an internet troll, don't do it. Just don't do it...it's not a very sensible idea at all. Especially if the person you are trolling is an actual monster as opposed to someone who is merely pretending to be one for attention. It's never a good idea to troll someone who has supernatural powers and happens to be a monster for real, for they might find a way to get back at you. Also it is worth-noting that picking on other people for lulz isn't the proper way to have fun, and the only thing you'll get out of it is heartbreak and nothing but trouble. You also might find out that the real monster is in fact you.
Don't try to troll a supernatural creature by pretending to be one for lulz, because if you do...you might find out what it is like to be one for real. Which may not be so bad, but remember this...even monsters have to behave themselves and be on their best behavior you know.
Weregrinch TF
NOTE:
This is a TF of my character into his grinch-like alter-ego Growler the weregrinch and it is based on experiences i've had during my earlier years on Deviantart, this also involves the topic of trolling and people making up fake accounts. This is also a nod to the very first TftW stories I ever did. The "Little Bit Grinchy" part of the title is a play on words of the Little Bit Beastly trope.
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You know what's worse than internet trolls? Internet trolls who try to make fun of you by stealing your gimmick and try to claim it as their own. Nathan had to deal with those a lot during his early Deviantart days, especially from people who thought it was cool to pick on him because of what kind of creature his fursona was. Sure a werecreature parody modelled on a human sounded ridiculous but it wasn't supposed to make sense anyway, most people who trolled him or questioned him about it obviously didn't understand that you shouldn't over-analyze everything.
Nathan's other fursona on the other hand - a weregrinch was very much the butt of every lame troll joke you can think of including ones saying that the live-action Grinch movie was terrible and that Steve Martin was better than Jim Carrey. Which wasn't true, Carrey was the master and one of his heroes. And there were numerous trolls who used sock-puppet accounts to try and mimic him...all of them of course failing because they didn't know that this alter-ego of his was in fact very real.
Growler was a no-nonsense kind of grinch really but despite his gruff exterior, he was very caring and generous, as well as being a terrific leader. Originally he was concieved as being more villainous but he became a protagonist instead which he thought suited him the best. Of course he had a low tolerance for trolls, cyberbullies, rule breakers, god-modders and complainers. And one night - well...let's just say one internet troll went a bit too far when attacking one of his fellow monster friends. The internet troll went by the name of Cody Jetstin aka ChimeraBoy42 was a user who tried to to rip off his work and claim it for his own, even going so far as to still his gimmick and pretend to be a werecreature, writing constant hate journals that his dumb friends thought were 'criticism' and claiming that he knew how werecreatures worked.
"Hey you...you're that ChimeraBoy42 guy, right?"
"Yeah..."
"Well...I don't like the way you were making fun of me and my friend Chumsley the werejohcnandy like that. You said that we were stupid even though the concept behind us was satirical to begin with. "
"Aaaaw...did I hurt your feelings?"
"Yes...you did and you are doing something that is indeed a crime against my kind. You are using a fake account to impersonate me. You are pretending to be me and pretending to be a werecreature when you are nothing more than a mere human..."
"But I have 'were-whatever' powers like yours."
"No...you don't. You are human...you're not a werecreature of any kind. You are a human using the good name of my kind as part of your trolling schtick. I am a real werecreature and I am offended by how you portray my kind. First of all, lycanthropy in general is NOT a disease and second while the were-in-werewolf does mean man - there are such a thing as werecreatures that aren't wolves, heck there are female werecreatures too."
"But I thought you'd get a kick out of it."
"Oh? Really now? Well I don't think it's very funny. For one thing when you imitated my stories and RPs you did it like this "he gets all sweaty as hair starts growing all over him, he grows fatter and fatter and he gets long teeth and hair, he becomes the werejohncandy", ummm...that's NOT a Werejohncandy, that's Comic Book Guy with fangs. The Werejohncandy is a jolly werecreature based off a talented comedian, NOT some 400lb Hacker."
"Well uh..."
"And then you and your friend made that stupid Twilight joke. Dude...do you even know how werecreatures function in society? Werecreatures CAN live normal healthy lives, they can multitask and i'm pretty sure even if they were transforming they could still have time to talk to their friends and family members. It's like you think they're nothing but freaks or something."
"But..."
"And helloooo....weregrinches are mammalian - they do NOT lay eggs. Do you know why they don't lay eggs? Because they are mammals, any creature that is mammalian has a belly button and therefore if it has a belly button it doesn't lay eggs. Unless you're a platypus, but they're different."
"But..."
"Also...you know nothing of how shapeshifting works. No, David Icke does NOT count as a valid source of information since his 'reptilians' are basically just creatures from a sci-fi tv show called V. All those History Channel documentaries? Scams just to get ratings. All those Youtube videos? Fake. Conspiracy theorists eat that stuff up because they are dumb and paranoid. Also really? Were-furniture? Dude...inanimate objects are NOT living creatures, so therefore it would be a depressing experience being turned into something that cannot move, talk or breathe."
"But...."
"Also you can't be a were-version-of-me either since I already AM a werecreature, you cannot be a copy of me. I am the only werecreature guy around here, you're just an impostor. Fyi, giving things like cars angry eyebrows and cartoony eyes is NOT a transformation either. I have dealt with some pretty unoriginal trolls in my time but you take the cake..."
"But..."
"Also...I don't think the Stallonians would appreciate the fact you portrayed their kind as being overweight. Have you ever seen them? They're basically werecats mixed with Na'vi and Sly Stallone. You can't just claim they're overweight slobs. Also...that photomanip, terrible. Like where on earth did you steal those plus sized model pics from? Some cheap dating site?"
"But..."
"No buts....you are a disgrace to werecreatures. And you're not even a real werecreature anyway, you're just pretending to be one for lulz. If you were a real werecreature, you wouldn't go around claiming you are because that's not what werecreatures do. What I do on the other hand is completely real and if you disapprove, too bad."
"But...I..."
"ENOUGH! You have crossed paths with me and my friends for the last time and now you shall pay for your actions. Also...since your friends are no longer around to suck-up to you, you and your so called creation is now dead - you are out of luck. You want to know what real werecreatures do? I'll show you what they do..."
He snarled several times as supernatural energy surged through his entire body, the energy and Adrenalin flushing forward all through him as slowly but surely, hairs slowly sprouted all over his arms - of course these weren't just hairs, it was fur - the fur was of a deep greenish color and it slowly spread on his hands as well. His fingernails lengthened and sharpened as they became akin to claws.
His "Monster4Life" shirt strained and tightened as his chestal area expanded, developing musculature as the fur from earlier slowly sprouted on his chest, furthermore creeping up his torso as his musculature increased. His shirt tightened even more as it slowly began to tear apart at the seams, his back expanding and gaining muscle to go with the rest of his upperbody. He snarled several times, the muscle now building in his legs as his dark grey trousers tore apart in a few places, his slippersocks tearing and ripping apart as his feet swelled and altered, enlarging and taking on a similar appearance to his hands with his toenails taking on the same claw-like shape as his fingernails.
He snarled several times as his shoulders broadened and he grew slightly taller, the fur slowly creeping up his neckline as his hair lengthened, turning from brownish to a shade of dark green while his ears stretched out and became pointed. His eyebrows bushed up to become thick and bushy as his brow altered to become more monstrous, his eyes turning from brown to a demonic shade of yellow with the actual sclera of the eyes becoming a dark green color.
Cody was now about ready to run for his life or even to beg for forgiveness, in the case of the latter it would have been too late. As the ever-transforming Nathan inched his way closer to him, snarling as he did so. The end of his nose blackening and moving slightly upwards as the fur grew around his face, his teeth lengthening, sharpening - becoming quite fierce and lethal looking as his canines extended to become akin to fangs, while the rest of his teeth developed feral points.
His face slowly pushed out into a fierce half grinch-like muzzle as his voice deepened and gruffened, becoming a very ferocious but also bad-ass and intimidating variation of the voice used by Jim Carrey as Fingerling in The Number 23. A few seconds later and his transformation was complete, there where Nathan was - was now Growler the weregrinch and he was extremely pissed off.
"I'm s-ssorry, alright? Please don't hurt me."
"You're lucky i'm not in my original evil incarnation...I would have maimed you for sure if I was. Trust me, you wouldn't have made it out of this alive if I was anything like my original incarnation."
"I'm sure your original self wasn't that much of a killer..."
"Oh really? Well...my original self would have ripped you apart by now and used your intestines as a skipping rope. He also would have done to you what happened to Officer Mooney in Killer Klowns From Outer Space."
"And if I had continued trolling?"
"Oh...you wouldn't have lived to see your own account get banned if my original self was the one dealing with you right now. Trust me, you wouldn't have lived at all. You would have been six feet under."
"In which case...I promise never to troll ever again and I promise to be on my best behavior from now on. I don't want to mess with someone who is a real werecreature. I know that I should have never trolled someone like you."
"Good..."
Growler patted Cody on the back before slashing him with his claws, the effects of the scratch took place immediately as green, shaggy fur slowly crept up his body starting with his arms and his hands, while his fingernails lengthened and sharpened, blackening to become akin to claws. His torso, chest and stomach broadened and gained musculature as as the fur spread-ed itself across them, his stomach was now much leaner and quite well-muscled in addition to this.
Cody gazed upon his t-shirt to see it slowly tearing away while his legs broadened to go with his arms, his socks slowly tearing apart to reveal his feet which were altering to become like his hands as green fur covered them, it was the same green fur from earlier. His toenails lengthened, blackened and sharpened to match his fingernails. He slowly elevated in height to become the same height as Growler as his shoulders broadened, he instinctively growled a few times as this happened.
The fur crept up his neckline as his hair lengthened, becoming longer and shaggier as it turned a forest-like green color, the fur developed around his face as his ears stretched out and became pointed, his eyebrows bushening up furthermore becoming thick as his brow became slightly monstrous in appearance. His eyes turning the same yellow color as Growler's with the sclera turning a dark greenish color, the tip of his nose turning black and shifting upwards as his teeth lengthened and sharpened, his canines becoming akin to fangs while the rest of them developed feral points.
His face slowly pushed out into a half grinch-like muzzle as his voice gruffened, furthermore it shifted in tone and pitch - giving him a similar type of voice to the one Growler himself had, within a few seconds later....the human known as Cody was know a weregrinch like Growler. He now deeply regretted pretended to be a werecreature but yet he knew that if there was a way to make up for his bad behavior in the past - he would make it up to him in the best way possible.
Luckily the weregrinch that called himself Growler had an idea, he decided that now Cody had changed his ways and everything, that perhaps he could have him as a companion on his adventures. And so a friendship of sorts was formed between the two and Cody was Growler's partner, he got to help out a lot during the really important missions, fighting off the forces of darkness and even got to meet Growler's friends the Hilhurst Monsters and Staten the Gargoyle.
From that night on, Cody dedicated his life to making a difference and helping others rather than picking on them. With his new weregrinch powers, he became a hero for monster kind and helped fend off injustices in the supernatural world, becoming very popular and respected by others.
The lesson to be learned here is this, it is never wise to be an internet troll no matter what that twisted voice in your head is telling you. If that voice in your head is telling you to be an internet troll, don't do it. Just don't do it...it's not a very sensible idea at all. Especially if the person you are trolling is an actual monster as opposed to someone who is merely pretending to be one for attention. It's never a good idea to troll someone who has supernatural powers and happens to be a monster for real, for they might find a way to get back at you. Also it is worth-noting that picking on other people for lulz isn't the proper way to have fun, and the only thing you'll get out of it is heartbreak and nothing but trouble. You also might find out that the real monster is in fact you.
Don't try to troll a supernatural creature by pretending to be one for lulz, because if you do...you might find out what it is like to be one for real. Which may not be so bad, but remember this...even monsters have to behave themselves and be on their best behavior you know.
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