Valkenvanian Vacation
TftW: Valkenvanian Vacation.
Eldona (Nothing But Trouble) TG
NOTE:
This was originally intended to be the April Fool's special but then I made it a Kathy Bates TG so this one is one of the halloween specials instead and it also gives a bit of history regarding the 1991 film Nothing But Trouble. And also it focuses on ghost-towns like the one in the movie.
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They say that there are certain types of locations that are haunted and others that are abandoned in general, those locations are known as ghost-towns. Ghost-towns are called that because they have little to no life at all but are still around to this day, the most infamous one of all being Centralia in Pennsylvania. Without a doubt Centralia is the most well known for them all and for numerous reasons.
Centralia is the inspiration behind Silent Hill and also behind a certain misunderstood comedy known as Nothing But Trouble. Why is that movie so misunderstood, you may be inquiring? Well, it was originally scheduled for a halloween release in 1990 under the title Valkenvania as it was promoted in Starlog at the time, but several of the more...horrifying scenes had to be removed to give it a PG rating, after having the title Geeked. Finally, the movie itself - now titled 'Nothing But Trouble' came out in 1991. And unfortunately the reason it is so misunderstood is that it flopped and was a failure with a lot of people thinking it was terrible, but it has a cult following.
Our protagonist Evan was a fanatic when it came to old and worn-out places, he often brought his camera with him and took photos to showcase on his blog. One place he had heard so much about was Valkenvania, he had heard it was the most unusual of all ghost-towns and a most go-to-attraction. Not being one to turn down a challenge, he decided to go there himself in hopes of taking photos and sharing the town's history with others, but he got more than he bargained for after accidentally uncovering one of J.P Valkenheiser's recent inventions. After going on what could be basically described as a theme park ride from hell, he landed in a room that was filled with all kinds if insane contraptions including various weapons, police equipment and various tools.
Even though he had no idea where he was, he couldn't help but be impressed. Sure, the place certainly looked like it had seen better days - it was still pretty impressive and he couldn't help but admire the creativity. Being the curious person that he was, he couldn't help but to try one of the inventions - what he got however was different, he expected at the very worst he'd be cut to pieces or he'd be sent through the Bonestripper ride, but it wasn't the case this time.
"Well...I didn't expect this to happen today..."
The wall started spinning for a few seconds but apart from that, nothing was out of the usual - at least not in the case of this particular town. The Valkenheiser 2016 poster nearby stayed intact and didn't fall off, but he had a feeling the strangest part wasn't too far away. And he was right, as he was put one of the inventions down - he felt an unusual series of warm, almost soothing sensations jolting through his body.
The sensations manifested appearance-wise as well, making his skin imperfections fade away and softening his skin to a more delicate type - in addition to this, his clothing started tightening due to his body slowly but gradually swelling and gaining weight, as if in a matter of seconds a few buttons popped off his undershirt as two immense, plus-sized breasts developed on his chest. In addition to this his arms broadened, and his hands enlarged but still took on a daintier shape as his fingernails extended and grew longer.
His stomach, chest and torso swelled as did his back, his legs bulked up a little bit but shifted to become a bit more elegant in length and shape. In addition to this his rear expanded while his privates retracted and reformed into the female variation, his feet shifting to match his hands while his tightening clothing reformed itself into a black dress that supported his new figure. His shoulders broadened while shifting to match the rest of him as his hair lightened, turning a sandy shade of brown before extending to become longer in length while his height elevated to 6'2.
Now at 6'2 and weighing 300lbs, he was definitely looking more like a BBW than a man as his eyes darkened a little bit and widened while eyelashes formed on them, his eyebrows thinning a bit as his nose shifted a little in size by just a touch as his face rounded to match the rest of his build, his lips becoming soft and smooth and kissable as his features morphed into those of comedian John Candy - only in female form. His voice shifted to develop a more effeminate pitch and tone as his memories and personality shifted, within a few seconds later he or rather she wasn't the same person they were before.
No, they were Eldona - grand-daughter of J.P Valkenheiser and aunt to Bobo, Lil Debul and Donald "Donnie" Valkenheiser. The first two of course were a couple of grotesque troll or Garbage Pail Kid-like characters, while the third one Donald was still roughly humanoid in appearance, standing at 6'1 and dressing like he was going to a business meeting, of course he still was a Valkenheiser and as such took after the good J.P himself, if anything he basically looked like what Owen Wilson would look like with a regular nose. Speaking of which, the three boys came rushing into the room.
"Oooh...you are in so much trouble now."
"How am I the one in trouble, Bobo?"
"You're the one who took the last box of Crypt-an Crunch cereal and ate the cereal before we had the chance to guess what the prize was. That's how you're the one in trouble, Lil Debul. I am telling auntie Eldona that it was all your fault."
"Ugh...you two idiots with the cereal again? Look. Between the two of you, I barely get to have any because the both of you always argue over it and Bobo eats it before I even get the chance to have anything. You know it's my favorite."
"Sorry, Donnie."
"That's better. Now can you explain this?"
"Well...you know how there was one last box of cereal left?"
"Yes..."
"I think Lil Debul ate the cereal. Although he thinks I did it."
"Really? That's why we're here?"
"Yeah..."
"And I got called over from watching my marathon of the Apprentice for this?"
"We're sorry..."
"I know you are but this was a pretty dumb excuse really. I mean...it's just one box of cereal, you could always ask grandpa Alvin to get more. Oh wait, you two aren't allowed in the house - I suppose I could ask him or get it myself."
Eldona looked at them with a stern but concerned look on her face, as all three of them explained to her what happened. Bobo and Lil Debul apologized to one another and then apologized to Donnie. Donnie accepted their apology before hugging the two of them and then hugging her.
She hugged the three of them back, despite being basically a BBW and everything - she was amazingly strong and also incredibly tough, and while she did come across as being a bit menacing she really was just a sweetheart on the inside who was very protective of the three nephews of hers, she was their aunt after all and she wouldn't trade that for anything else in the world.
As for what happened later, the new Eldona stayed in Valkenvania and helped promote it, she also spent time with the three nephews of hers and spent time working on broken automobiles and making sure nobody tried to cross her grandfather. To her, Valkenvania was more than just a ghost town - it was a home for the Valkenheiser family - the most infamous warped family in the USA since Leatherface's family.
Remember my dear friends, ghost towns have endless possibilities. Also if you're real lucky, one might end up becoming a second home for you. Which isn't half bad, especially if you're a fan of them.
Eldona (Nothing But Trouble) TG
NOTE:
This was originally intended to be the April Fool's special but then I made it a Kathy Bates TG so this one is one of the halloween specials instead and it also gives a bit of history regarding the 1991 film Nothing But Trouble. And also it focuses on ghost-towns like the one in the movie.
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They say that there are certain types of locations that are haunted and others that are abandoned in general, those locations are known as ghost-towns. Ghost-towns are called that because they have little to no life at all but are still around to this day, the most infamous one of all being Centralia in Pennsylvania. Without a doubt Centralia is the most well known for them all and for numerous reasons.
Centralia is the inspiration behind Silent Hill and also behind a certain misunderstood comedy known as Nothing But Trouble. Why is that movie so misunderstood, you may be inquiring? Well, it was originally scheduled for a halloween release in 1990 under the title Valkenvania as it was promoted in Starlog at the time, but several of the more...horrifying scenes had to be removed to give it a PG rating, after having the title Geeked. Finally, the movie itself - now titled 'Nothing But Trouble' came out in 1991. And unfortunately the reason it is so misunderstood is that it flopped and was a failure with a lot of people thinking it was terrible, but it has a cult following.
Our protagonist Evan was a fanatic when it came to old and worn-out places, he often brought his camera with him and took photos to showcase on his blog. One place he had heard so much about was Valkenvania, he had heard it was the most unusual of all ghost-towns and a most go-to-attraction. Not being one to turn down a challenge, he decided to go there himself in hopes of taking photos and sharing the town's history with others, but he got more than he bargained for after accidentally uncovering one of J.P Valkenheiser's recent inventions. After going on what could be basically described as a theme park ride from hell, he landed in a room that was filled with all kinds if insane contraptions including various weapons, police equipment and various tools.
Even though he had no idea where he was, he couldn't help but be impressed. Sure, the place certainly looked like it had seen better days - it was still pretty impressive and he couldn't help but admire the creativity. Being the curious person that he was, he couldn't help but to try one of the inventions - what he got however was different, he expected at the very worst he'd be cut to pieces or he'd be sent through the Bonestripper ride, but it wasn't the case this time.
"Well...I didn't expect this to happen today..."
The wall started spinning for a few seconds but apart from that, nothing was out of the usual - at least not in the case of this particular town. The Valkenheiser 2016 poster nearby stayed intact and didn't fall off, but he had a feeling the strangest part wasn't too far away. And he was right, as he was put one of the inventions down - he felt an unusual series of warm, almost soothing sensations jolting through his body.
The sensations manifested appearance-wise as well, making his skin imperfections fade away and softening his skin to a more delicate type - in addition to this, his clothing started tightening due to his body slowly but gradually swelling and gaining weight, as if in a matter of seconds a few buttons popped off his undershirt as two immense, plus-sized breasts developed on his chest. In addition to this his arms broadened, and his hands enlarged but still took on a daintier shape as his fingernails extended and grew longer.
His stomach, chest and torso swelled as did his back, his legs bulked up a little bit but shifted to become a bit more elegant in length and shape. In addition to this his rear expanded while his privates retracted and reformed into the female variation, his feet shifting to match his hands while his tightening clothing reformed itself into a black dress that supported his new figure. His shoulders broadened while shifting to match the rest of him as his hair lightened, turning a sandy shade of brown before extending to become longer in length while his height elevated to 6'2.
Now at 6'2 and weighing 300lbs, he was definitely looking more like a BBW than a man as his eyes darkened a little bit and widened while eyelashes formed on them, his eyebrows thinning a bit as his nose shifted a little in size by just a touch as his face rounded to match the rest of his build, his lips becoming soft and smooth and kissable as his features morphed into those of comedian John Candy - only in female form. His voice shifted to develop a more effeminate pitch and tone as his memories and personality shifted, within a few seconds later he or rather she wasn't the same person they were before.
No, they were Eldona - grand-daughter of J.P Valkenheiser and aunt to Bobo, Lil Debul and Donald "Donnie" Valkenheiser. The first two of course were a couple of grotesque troll or Garbage Pail Kid-like characters, while the third one Donald was still roughly humanoid in appearance, standing at 6'1 and dressing like he was going to a business meeting, of course he still was a Valkenheiser and as such took after the good J.P himself, if anything he basically looked like what Owen Wilson would look like with a regular nose. Speaking of which, the three boys came rushing into the room.
"Oooh...you are in so much trouble now."
"How am I the one in trouble, Bobo?"
"You're the one who took the last box of Crypt-an Crunch cereal and ate the cereal before we had the chance to guess what the prize was. That's how you're the one in trouble, Lil Debul. I am telling auntie Eldona that it was all your fault."
"Ugh...you two idiots with the cereal again? Look. Between the two of you, I barely get to have any because the both of you always argue over it and Bobo eats it before I even get the chance to have anything. You know it's my favorite."
"Sorry, Donnie."
"That's better. Now can you explain this?"
"Well...you know how there was one last box of cereal left?"
"Yes..."
"I think Lil Debul ate the cereal. Although he thinks I did it."
"Really? That's why we're here?"
"Yeah..."
"And I got called over from watching my marathon of the Apprentice for this?"
"We're sorry..."
"I know you are but this was a pretty dumb excuse really. I mean...it's just one box of cereal, you could always ask grandpa Alvin to get more. Oh wait, you two aren't allowed in the house - I suppose I could ask him or get it myself."
Eldona looked at them with a stern but concerned look on her face, as all three of them explained to her what happened. Bobo and Lil Debul apologized to one another and then apologized to Donnie. Donnie accepted their apology before hugging the two of them and then hugging her.
She hugged the three of them back, despite being basically a BBW and everything - she was amazingly strong and also incredibly tough, and while she did come across as being a bit menacing she really was just a sweetheart on the inside who was very protective of the three nephews of hers, she was their aunt after all and she wouldn't trade that for anything else in the world.
As for what happened later, the new Eldona stayed in Valkenvania and helped promote it, she also spent time with the three nephews of hers and spent time working on broken automobiles and making sure nobody tried to cross her grandfather. To her, Valkenvania was more than just a ghost town - it was a home for the Valkenheiser family - the most infamous warped family in the USA since Leatherface's family.
Remember my dear friends, ghost towns have endless possibilities. Also if you're real lucky, one might end up becoming a second home for you. Which isn't half bad, especially if you're a fan of them.
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