WB Rants:ISM.
Werebelushi:
You know what really peeves me off? The 'Important Security message' scam thing that pops up on Internet Explorer - and yes I still use IE for flash purposes. Let's say i'm trying to use the flash on IE for looking at live cams of animals only to get the 'important security message' scam thing popping up for no reason.
Does the voice for this scam have to sound so disinterested? It pretty much sounds like a bored female that would rather be anywhere else but there. I've seen WatchMojo videos that have had more life in them than this. Also i'm pretty sure i've heard the voice in Xtranormal videos, in particular the ones with Mr Meany and that blond female character Sweetie. You know what would I do? I'd search for whatever is causing this scam popup thing, delete it or uninstall it so it wouldn't bother me again.
Or I would just give it a more interesting voice or personality. Like maybe have it sound like the late David Bowie or the late Alan Rickman for that matter. If we're going with female voices, maybe Grey Delisle, Tara Strong or Kath Sucie. Personally I would have gone with Angie Everhart, Kate Beckinsale or even Kathy Bates. Of course if we went with a male personality we could have Bruce Campbell voice it. Kevin Conroy would also be a good voice choice, imagine Batman being the 'important security message' voice. Just for kicks, we could get Dennis Miller. Imagine Rafe from Bordello Of Blood doing that message and making wisecracks.
Heck...if you want to go with a charismatic voice, you can always have George Clooney.
I know a lot of the girls here would like that. Anything to replace that disinterested voice this scam message. And speaking of things that bother me that happen OL. I can't believe how douchey and incompetent the staff of this one website I visited. For one thing, can you believe how awful they were? They wouldn't even listen to my friend's complaints and let some person who would probably be in prison by now use them for trolling purposes, and even worse - in the email I sent them they came across as complete douches.
What's that? You're throwing a tantrum just because my friend sent virtual hexes and put a spell on you? Too fucking bad, you loser. If you hadn't screwed them over to begin with this wouldn't have happened. Just be glad the spell they put on you wasn't real, or else you would all be cowering at their feet. What's that? You want me to bow down to the almighty asshole who runs the site and to do a video about how great the site is? Sorry but I don't bow to anyone and I most certainly do not lie, even if I do the latter it's to get people like you to shut up. I don't bow to anyone especially not lowlives like you. I don't care if he/she owns the website itself or if he/she is a physical manifestation of the site, or any bullshit like that - I don't bow down to anyone, especially internet lowlives who think they are important but are really just suffering from Small Name Big Ego.
Also what kind of 'almighty admin' or whatever accuses someone of being rude and then pulls a Jeff Zucker on them? No admin in their right mind would do that, not even the people on the complaints forums of DA. I'm beginning to feel this guy is just as incompetent as Donald Trump if not worse. Also....if said user was nothing but polite to them, then it is the admin's fault since they obviously can't take a joke. Oh, what's that? You say that they called you and your friends morons and made fun of you? Good. You deserve it for being a douchebag. You know I thought I could trust you but you turned out to be a complete dickhead. You expect me to lie by telling you how much I supposedly like this guy? Fat chance. He doesn't deserve it. And for the record...from what i've heard, he's a total hypocrite. Oh..so you think that adding my friend to your blacklist and then making snide comments about how you think the videos they've sent you are stupid is okay, but when he/she tries to point out that you're the one acting like an idiot - it's wrong? That's very hypocritical of you. My friend should have not been treated so badly by someone so abusive and cruel. People like this guy should not be admins or owners of anything.
And seriously? This guy got worked up over some nude photos? How pathetic. It's just a human body without clothes on. Yeesh...did they have to such a big deal out of it? Dude, nudity of any kind is NOT gross (except in some cases) - it's just natural, after all we were born without clothes and we take clothes off when we get changed to go swimming or to take a shower or bath. So the model in the photo isn't attractive...no big deal. Not everyone has to look like a steroided out bodybuilder or a humanized stick insect, you know. I haven't seen someone fuss over nudity this much since the whole controversy regarding the Solaris remake and those shots of George Clooney naked. And even then I still can't believe it...wow. That infamous shots of Clooney's butt ended up getting the movie an R-Rating? Guys, it's just Clooney's butt. I've seen Clooney's butt before you know, in Batman and Robin. And yes i've seen him much more shocking things than this. Like when he was a lip syncing crossdresser in the 1993 movie The Harvest. And yes - i'm not making that part up, he really DID play a crossdresser in that movie - just look up "George Clooney the Harvest" or "George Clooney in drag" and you'll find it.
Also...regarding the photos in general. At least it's not as bad as anything you'd see in raunchy comedies of today or anything you'd see on sites that are porn sites - the way you're reacting to this is like how people reacted to seeing that bathtub scene in About Schmidt with Katy Bates. It's not that bad. Yeah, Kathy's not exactly the ideal actress to do a nude scene given that she's well a plus-sized actress and all, but she doesn't look half bad though and that scene isn't as disgusting as everyone makes it out to be. And for the record in case you're wondering about Watchmojo's list of nude scenes - yes, this scene is on there along with Jason Segal's nude scenes in Forgetting Sarah Marshall (and yet Russell Brand's disgusting attempts at nudity and sex scenes totally didn't make it? That's messed up and wrong) as well as a few ones like Trash's 'Make Love Till We Die' dance in Return Of The Living Dead. Which was stupid since at least there was a purpose to that scene, she was expressing how she fantasized about being killed - and it foreshadowed the scene in which she becomes a zombie.
A few nude photos or whatever is no big deal. Honesty, this is worse than the Lopunny controversy. For the last time, Lopunny is NOT made to be sexual or sensual in anyway - that's just the way it looks, it's NOT suggestive in anyway. And while it's inspired by Playboy bunnies as well as actual rabbits, Lopunny is also inspired by Kemonini which is a person with animal ears or tails that is popular in Japanese culture. Also Jynx is actually based off or inspired by Yokai like the Yoki Onna as well as the iconic depiction of female opera singers, Valkyries and the age old saying "It ain't over until the fat-lady sings".
The point is - this man should grow some balls for pete's sake. I mean really...nudity of all things grosses him out? Dude...nudity is totally normal. There is nothing disgusting about it at all, appearances don't even matter regarding the person in the photo to begin with - and yet he's reacting to it like it was the ending of Sleepaway Camp with naked Angela and his/her genitalia. Having a freakout much like in Ace Ventura when Ace found out Einhorn was male. Although Ace handled it a lot better than this guy.
So yeah - the Important Security Message scam should die in a fire and also people who are oversensitive shouldn't be put in charge of anything not even forums or in any position of power. Since all they do is support pointless drama for no particular reason other than to be total dickheads and to prove how sadistic they are. That and it proves that they're incompetent morons who deserve to have their title stripped from them within a matter of minutes.
And so - there you go, my double feature rant on oversensitive pricks and the Important Security Message scam. I'm That Werebelushi In The Shades, and now if you excuse me - i'm going to continue working on new reviews and rants.
You know what really peeves me off? The 'Important Security message' scam thing that pops up on Internet Explorer - and yes I still use IE for flash purposes. Let's say i'm trying to use the flash on IE for looking at live cams of animals only to get the 'important security message' scam thing popping up for no reason.
Does the voice for this scam have to sound so disinterested? It pretty much sounds like a bored female that would rather be anywhere else but there. I've seen WatchMojo videos that have had more life in them than this. Also i'm pretty sure i've heard the voice in Xtranormal videos, in particular the ones with Mr Meany and that blond female character Sweetie. You know what would I do? I'd search for whatever is causing this scam popup thing, delete it or uninstall it so it wouldn't bother me again.
Or I would just give it a more interesting voice or personality. Like maybe have it sound like the late David Bowie or the late Alan Rickman for that matter. If we're going with female voices, maybe Grey Delisle, Tara Strong or Kath Sucie. Personally I would have gone with Angie Everhart, Kate Beckinsale or even Kathy Bates. Of course if we went with a male personality we could have Bruce Campbell voice it. Kevin Conroy would also be a good voice choice, imagine Batman being the 'important security message' voice. Just for kicks, we could get Dennis Miller. Imagine Rafe from Bordello Of Blood doing that message and making wisecracks.
Heck...if you want to go with a charismatic voice, you can always have George Clooney.
I know a lot of the girls here would like that. Anything to replace that disinterested voice this scam message. And speaking of things that bother me that happen OL. I can't believe how douchey and incompetent the staff of this one website I visited. For one thing, can you believe how awful they were? They wouldn't even listen to my friend's complaints and let some person who would probably be in prison by now use them for trolling purposes, and even worse - in the email I sent them they came across as complete douches.
What's that? You're throwing a tantrum just because my friend sent virtual hexes and put a spell on you? Too fucking bad, you loser. If you hadn't screwed them over to begin with this wouldn't have happened. Just be glad the spell they put on you wasn't real, or else you would all be cowering at their feet. What's that? You want me to bow down to the almighty asshole who runs the site and to do a video about how great the site is? Sorry but I don't bow to anyone and I most certainly do not lie, even if I do the latter it's to get people like you to shut up. I don't bow to anyone especially not lowlives like you. I don't care if he/she owns the website itself or if he/she is a physical manifestation of the site, or any bullshit like that - I don't bow down to anyone, especially internet lowlives who think they are important but are really just suffering from Small Name Big Ego.
Also what kind of 'almighty admin' or whatever accuses someone of being rude and then pulls a Jeff Zucker on them? No admin in their right mind would do that, not even the people on the complaints forums of DA. I'm beginning to feel this guy is just as incompetent as Donald Trump if not worse. Also....if said user was nothing but polite to them, then it is the admin's fault since they obviously can't take a joke. Oh, what's that? You say that they called you and your friends morons and made fun of you? Good. You deserve it for being a douchebag. You know I thought I could trust you but you turned out to be a complete dickhead. You expect me to lie by telling you how much I supposedly like this guy? Fat chance. He doesn't deserve it. And for the record...from what i've heard, he's a total hypocrite. Oh..so you think that adding my friend to your blacklist and then making snide comments about how you think the videos they've sent you are stupid is okay, but when he/she tries to point out that you're the one acting like an idiot - it's wrong? That's very hypocritical of you. My friend should have not been treated so badly by someone so abusive and cruel. People like this guy should not be admins or owners of anything.
And seriously? This guy got worked up over some nude photos? How pathetic. It's just a human body without clothes on. Yeesh...did they have to such a big deal out of it? Dude, nudity of any kind is NOT gross (except in some cases) - it's just natural, after all we were born without clothes and we take clothes off when we get changed to go swimming or to take a shower or bath. So the model in the photo isn't attractive...no big deal. Not everyone has to look like a steroided out bodybuilder or a humanized stick insect, you know. I haven't seen someone fuss over nudity this much since the whole controversy regarding the Solaris remake and those shots of George Clooney naked. And even then I still can't believe it...wow. That infamous shots of Clooney's butt ended up getting the movie an R-Rating? Guys, it's just Clooney's butt. I've seen Clooney's butt before you know, in Batman and Robin. And yes i've seen him much more shocking things than this. Like when he was a lip syncing crossdresser in the 1993 movie The Harvest. And yes - i'm not making that part up, he really DID play a crossdresser in that movie - just look up "George Clooney the Harvest" or "George Clooney in drag" and you'll find it.
Also...regarding the photos in general. At least it's not as bad as anything you'd see in raunchy comedies of today or anything you'd see on sites that are porn sites - the way you're reacting to this is like how people reacted to seeing that bathtub scene in About Schmidt with Katy Bates. It's not that bad. Yeah, Kathy's not exactly the ideal actress to do a nude scene given that she's well a plus-sized actress and all, but she doesn't look half bad though and that scene isn't as disgusting as everyone makes it out to be. And for the record in case you're wondering about Watchmojo's list of nude scenes - yes, this scene is on there along with Jason Segal's nude scenes in Forgetting Sarah Marshall (and yet Russell Brand's disgusting attempts at nudity and sex scenes totally didn't make it? That's messed up and wrong) as well as a few ones like Trash's 'Make Love Till We Die' dance in Return Of The Living Dead. Which was stupid since at least there was a purpose to that scene, she was expressing how she fantasized about being killed - and it foreshadowed the scene in which she becomes a zombie.
A few nude photos or whatever is no big deal. Honesty, this is worse than the Lopunny controversy. For the last time, Lopunny is NOT made to be sexual or sensual in anyway - that's just the way it looks, it's NOT suggestive in anyway. And while it's inspired by Playboy bunnies as well as actual rabbits, Lopunny is also inspired by Kemonini which is a person with animal ears or tails that is popular in Japanese culture. Also Jynx is actually based off or inspired by Yokai like the Yoki Onna as well as the iconic depiction of female opera singers, Valkyries and the age old saying "It ain't over until the fat-lady sings".
The point is - this man should grow some balls for pete's sake. I mean really...nudity of all things grosses him out? Dude...nudity is totally normal. There is nothing disgusting about it at all, appearances don't even matter regarding the person in the photo to begin with - and yet he's reacting to it like it was the ending of Sleepaway Camp with naked Angela and his/her genitalia. Having a freakout much like in Ace Ventura when Ace found out Einhorn was male. Although Ace handled it a lot better than this guy.
So yeah - the Important Security Message scam should die in a fire and also people who are oversensitive shouldn't be put in charge of anything not even forums or in any position of power. Since all they do is support pointless drama for no particular reason other than to be total dickheads and to prove how sadistic they are. That and it proves that they're incompetent morons who deserve to have their title stripped from them within a matter of minutes.
And so - there you go, my double feature rant on oversensitive pricks and the Important Security Message scam. I'm That Werebelushi In The Shades, and now if you excuse me - i'm going to continue working on new reviews and rants.
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