Cloonies Are Good Enough

Cloonies Are Good Enough.

NOTE:
This is a first person transformation of my character into George Clooney and it's based on experiences i've had dealing with people on forums and people on sites like Ebaum's and Youtube comment sections.   This also involves a mind change as well.  This is a nod to character transformations that have mind or personality changes in them which are some of my favorites.  It's also a nod to or play on the Were-Celebrity stories.

The story title is a play on the song title 'Goonies Are Good Enough For Me' from the movie The Goonies.
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Hi,   i'm George Clooney...or rather,  I am him now.  I used to be someone entirely different though -  yes,  believe it or not...I was scientist Nathan Forester before well morphing into who I am now.  I know it sounds kind of weird and a little crazy but believe me,  it's all true.  It started a couple of years ago when I was on a forum,  what was I doing on a forum you ask?  Well I was dealing with the usual group of dickhead forum admins and admins with their heads up their assess and trying my best to keep level headed,   but it wasn't easy though -  they were shaming me because of my stories and because of how I looked.  What?  So I wasn't the most attractive person in the universe and I didn't have much in the way of looks either,   that's why I never showed myself on camera.    Let's not just say I did some videos that I am not fond of at all, including some I was talked into it doing by some poor loser masquerading as the sibling of someone who should have been in a mental home.

Browsing the Youtube and Ebaums comment section I found the most unpleasant selection of comments ever to appear on my computer screen,  all of them were shaming me in one form or another and it was just horrific to go through them all.   I mean...didn't these people have any better to do than to pick on me?   The comments went in the following order from most unoriginal to most disturbing,  with the ones about my appearance and my work being the worst offenders of all.

"Ick.  Look at that user!  They're so gross,  they make me want to hurl up my lunch.."

"It's people like that which convince me that there is no god.  Or if there is one -  that he's a sadistic prick who is capable of creating things that even Cthulul would cringe at.  And I should know..."

"Is this person stupid or something?  They keep calling out this one user saying that that the user deserves to be locked away in a mental home and yet they're totally making deaththreats -  like how stupid is that?"

"And those fanfics...ugh.  Were-celebs?  That's moronic.  Who on this floating orb we know as the earth would do a story about themselves turning into someone who exists in real life?  What?  Does he secretly wish to be them or something?"

"I bet he's got some kind of fetish or something.  I read on the forum about this private conversation in which one of the admins tried to ask him if his stories were bizarre manifestations of his sexual desires."

"Ugh...kill it with fire!"

I sighed as I added the aforementioned users to my blocklist before posting a rant video about how bad I thought that kind of behavior was and how that shaming someone based on what others have told them was moronic and stupid.   Of course I didn't use my face for the video though -  I used one of my many avatars to represent me.   I then posted a rant accompanying it in text form and used it for one of my character skits.

I explained in the rant video that it was sad and horrifying that people like that exist in today's society and that they shouldn't be allowed to exist at all yet alone be online,   I mean the one person who called me stupid just because I made a few death-threats in the rant clearly didn't understand I was talked into by someone who was sucking up to an obvious serial killer wannabe.    A psycho is a psycho no matter what,  you can't just make up a fake sob-story about them being a hero to make them sound better than they actually are,   that's just stupid and a little creepy since you are worshiping someone who deserved to be locked away.  That evening was the worst evening of my life...just unbearable.  

And the others?  Let's just say copying what others have said about me to me in general was just unoriginal and pathetic.   And the ones with homicidal thoughts...yikes.  They desperately needed to see a therapist if you ask me.   When I was done with the rant video I decided to do a bit of web-surfing and look up possible triggers for my next transformation story.

As soon as I started looking along the list of possible transformation triggers,  I started hearing a familiar voice from not too far away,   a very deep,  resonant,  charismatic,  suave and charming voice at that...I thought I was hearing this but I could have sworn it sounded like...Clooney?  I thought it was impossible,  but it was him that I heard.

As the sky slowly darkened while it turned from late evening to night,  I could hear his voice coming from nearby and at first I thought I was dreaming but...I was awake and I was hearing Clooney's voice coming from somewhere in my own room. I wasn't sure how it happened or what was going on...but it was his voice alright.

"Hello there,  Nathan..."

"Huh?  George Clooney?  What are you doing here?"

"I've come here to help you with your little problem."

"But that's impossible...I must be dreaming or hallucinating or something."

I made my way over to where his voice was coming from and reached out,  only for to my hand by grabbed by his hand...then I looked up at him,  I couldn't believe my eyes - it was him -  George Clooney  -  in full E.R style doctors attire or 'scrubs' as they were called  and he was holding a notepad of some kind.  

"You're not hallucinating -  or dreaming either.   This is very much something that is indeed real. And I am very much real as well.   I have come here to help make you all better and to brighten you up.   Now..from what I gather,  you seem to be shunned upon quite a lot by people who clearly don't know better."

"How do you know that?"

"Because I can relate,   I was shunned myself..."

"You were shunned?  But you're George Clooney...who could ever hate you?"

"Well I was in Batman and Robin.  And also,  when I was in my teens I suffered from Balls Palsy and everyone called me 'Cloondog' because they thought I looked like a dog.  So yes,  I do know what being shunned by others feels like."

"So what exactly can you do to help?"

"I've been noticing that you like to transform yourself,  and that you're somewhat of a shapeshifter in your stories.  Perhaps I can help you with that.  I see you're looking for a new method of transformation and a new form so to speak..."

"Go on..."

"How would you like to be me for the night?"

"Interesting...but this better not be a trick."

"Of course it isn't...do I look like the kind of guy who would do that sort of thing to you?  Of course not,  I may be a jokester but I would never trick you for no reason -  that would be wrong, what i'm offering you here is no trick."

"Well I guess it would be fun to see what it's like to be you..."

"There's no doubt that this is going to be a lot of fun - for both of us."

"How does this work exactly?"

"Well...your transformations are sometimes brought on by the moon, right?"

"Yes..."

"You're going to love this...I promise..."

"Oh?"

George smiled as he reached over and he opened the window,   the moon was peering out from behind the clouds and giving off a warm glow that shone through the windows, looking up at it...I began to instantly feel calmer and much more relaxed,  as all tension and all of my troubles slowly began to melt away.   I couldn't help but be entranced by it,  so much so that in a matter of seconds I was induced into a trance-like state,  a state that I was happy to be in -  because to me it just seemed so relaxing.

"How do you feel now?"

"Much better...thank youuu..."

"We're only getting started,  now let's get to work on this....relax,  take deep breaths and concentrate....focus only on me,  the moon and my voice.  Nothing else matters to you right now apart from these things."

"I understand..."

"Good,  let's begin."

I stood back and relaxed as I allowed George to instruct me with his charismatic voice,  knowing that this was definitely going to be good in more ways than one.   I sighed several times as I stood there,  entranced by the light of the moon - focusing only on him,  the moon and his voice - obeying his every word and listening to him as he instructed me.   I was feeling a lot better than how I was feeling before,   and everything that was bothering me prior to this was becoming nothing but a distant memory.

Sighing several times as I watched the moon shining so brightly in the sky,  I could hear my heartbeat rapidly increasing as warm and calming sensations jolted through my body,  making me feel even more relaxed.   The warm sensation slowly welled up more and manifested itself in my skin,  my skin in the process slowly smoothened up - losing its imperfections and becoming smooth,  flawless and rugged.  I sighed and groaned a few times as the warm feeling coursed all through me.

The feeling crept upwards towards my torso and chest as I started to develop 175lbs of very lean muscle,  which also developed on my back and on my arms.    I arched my back a few times as I saw my legs and waistline also become leaner,  and my legs gained lean muscle to match my arms and the rest of my body.    My dark blue t shirt slowly morphed itself into a slick white one while a very elegant black suit covered it,   I sighed several times as I witnessed my own transformation.  

Looking down at my jeans,  I could see them slowly morphing and reshaping themselves into a very stylish pair of black suit pants to match the suit top,  in the process my sneakers slowly morphed themselves into a pair of elegant dress shoes.  If I recall correctly,  i'd say they were a size eleven so to speak.   I sighed several times as a new set of memories and thoughts began to surge in my mind,   memories of being very famous and very well-known,  memories of being an actor in fact.  

"That's it...you're progressing nicely.  Keep it up."

"Yes,  I will keep it up..."

"Good...very good.."

"Yes...this feels rather nice."

I groaned several more times as I felt myself slowly elevating in height until I was 5'11,  as my shoulders broadened a little and lengthened,  I could see my neckline shifting to become more elegant and slightly longer -  I purred slightly and murmured as the changes progressed,  with each breath my voice seemed to shift a few octaves -  growing lower each time.   The warm sensation flowing throughout made the process even more enjoyable as I could hear his words echoing in my mind.  

My personality also shifted as I found myself slowly becoming less shy and socially awkward and more confident as well as sly and quite seductive at the same time,  also becoming quite charismatic and well-mannered,  and also a tad mischievous.  I thew my head back a few times and sighed as my hair slowly turned from brown to a slick shade of black,   my hair style itself forming into a very slick Caesar styled hairdo.     My eyebrows slowly turned from black to black and became slightly thicker as they raised themselves a little,   making them very expressive in a lot of ways.

Feeling my new hair and then feeling my face with my hands,  I felt my facial features slowly starting to morph and reshape themselves as my eyes turned a darker shade of brown and widened, giving me a very doe-eyed look -  in the process my nose shifted a little to becomes slightly smaller but still quite attractive looking.  George took another look at my face and examined it,  looking rather pleased with what was going on.

"Now this is what I call progress.. you're looking a LOT better already,  I reckon that it's going to be very difficult to tell which one of us is which when you're done morphing there,  of course two Clooneys are even better than one."

"They certainly are.. might I add that you look good?"

"And you're looking pretty impressive yourself..."

"Thank you.."

I sighed and groaned a few more times as my features continued to morph and shift,  my lips becoming a lighter shade of pink but still being very kissable at the same time,  becoming narrow but again...still kissable, while my cheekbones became more pronounced -  my forehead rapidly shifted to become slanted as my facial features slowly shifted to become more attractive and even handsome,  with each passing part of the process they reshaped themselves,  to give me a more visually striking appearance.

Feeling my teeth with my tongue,  I could feel them dramatically improving -  even though my teeth were already pretty fine and healthy,  I could see them slanting inwards and becoming very shiny as they became healthier and gave off a glistening glow.  My facial expression curving itself a very slick and knowing smile in addition to this.   My facial features slowly morphed and reshaped themselves further,  looking more and more like George's features with each stage of the process.

"You're welcome!  By the way...you're looking even better now.   You look almost exactly like me now.   Yes indeed..you're definitely close to being my perfect Clooney copy.  And of course, this is the most fun i've ever had."

"I'm glad I have you here to brighten my night."

"And i'm glad that you like the transformation..."

"Like it?  I LOVE it!"

I sighed and groaned a few more times as my facial features slowly morphed and reshaped themselves further and further while my jawline slowly shifted to become more pronounced, my chin slowly elongating and jutting out  -  in the process my face finished the morphing process while my chin jutted out further,  forming a pseudo lantern jaw of sorts -  not exactly Bruce Campbell sized,  Robert Z'Dar sized or Jay Leno sized but it was somewhere in the middle, as my facial features now fully resembled George's.   Heck...I was more Clooney than me now in terms of appearance and more than a lot in personality too.

"Am I seeing double?  Oh wait..i'm not.  But for a second I thought that I was.   Because you're almost exactly like me now.   You've been such a good sport too,  and I'm glad that I chose you to be transformed.  After all -  not everyone gets to have something like this happen.  Plus,  with your expertise in transformations...it really helps."

"Aaaaaw...thanks."

"Once again,  you're welcome..."

"Mmmm....mmm...yes."

I purred and sighed several times as my voice that had shifted a few octaves earlier shifted even more,  deepening and growing deeper still -  growing deeper and rougher but with a very suave, resonant and smooth tone,  smoothening and becoming more masculine and authoritative at the same time -  with a few more turns of octave and vocal tone shifting,  my voice completed the process and shifted itself completely into a perfect replica of George's voice.

But if you're thinking that's the last of the transformation,  you're wrong...because the last part of the transformation occurred with the mental aspect of the change,  as my personality shifts progressed further as the new memories and thoughts took over,   fully giving him George's personality and also I now had his memories,  thoughts and traits.   I wasn't Nathan Forester anymore...I was George,  a perfect Clooney copy and I sighed as my transformation completed itself...when it was done,   I was now George Clooney.  

"How do you feel now,  my perfect Clooney copy?"

"I feel wonderful.  And I feel a lot better than I did before."

"And how do you like your new form?"

"It's amazing.  I've never looked this good before.   I LOVE this new form and I love being a Clooney copy.  This has been the best thing that has ever happened to me.   And I realize now that this form is perfect for me."

"That's good.  Now...when someone asks you who you are...what do you say?"

"I tell them that i'm George Clooney?"

"Exactly.   You're Clooney,  i'm Clooney -  we're both Clooney."

"Yessss...we're both Clooney."

"I see my conditioning has worked on you.  That is good.  And no doubt that it has helped you forget about all those troubles you were suffering from earlier...along with everything else,   but don't worry - you have my personality,  traits and memories now -  i've even let you keep a few of the memories of your experience."

"Aaaaw...that's nice of you,  thank you."

"No problem,  now...shall we go out and have a little night out on the town?"

"I like that a whole lot."

"Follow me."

I nodded as I turned to him and so  George and I -  the Two Clooneys as we are called,  raced off into the night to go and have some fun and maybe go around to brighten other people's lives as well.  After all,  I was now like an apprentice or understudy to him and it was my job to help the less fortunate feel better and heal the broken hearted,   just like Doug Ross from ER.   As mentioned above I still have memories of the experience and of my transformation,  and of who I was before this but I'm now happy just being like George.   Being a Clooney copy is a lot of fun and I love helping others feel better and taking care of them,  of course i'm always nice and polite to others and am never rude and disrespectful to them.

As for what happened to me later -  I got to spend a lot of time as my new Clooney self and I got to stand in for the original a lot too.   I am also now much happier due to what happened and i'm glad that this happened to me,  because it helped me forget all my problems.  Plus,  I can always return to this form anytime I want.   Although at this point,  I wouldn't even think about turning back to who I once was.

And so,  my story ends here -  with me,  now as George Clooney serving as a Clooney copy and helping the original on his missions to make the world a better place.   And now you all know the story of how I became who I am now...and it's one of my favorite stories...if I do say so myself - after all,  this form does have a LOT of perks and advantages.

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