Leno-Vations.
Leno-vations
NOTE:
This is a Jay Leno transformation story told from my character's perspective, it's not to be taken seriously at all and isn't for trolling purposes - so puhlease, no screencaps, copypasting and weening allowed.
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I couldn't believe it...my own roommates, out of all the stupid things they were doing - were trying to renovate our apartment and change everything to appease the new guys that were coming by soon. I was fine with things the way they were and yet they kept changing everything in the apartment, it felt like everything was either getting smaller or I was outgrowing the entire thing. That night was when I decided to tell them enough was enough. I had simply had it with their constant renovations and I felt it was time to tell them off for what they were doing.
I walked over to them and kindly explained to them that these sort of changes weren't necessary but they didn't seem to listen to me, so I explained to them again why I thought it would be a bad idea.
"Guys...please, enough is enough."
"What's wrong?"
"What's wrong? I don't know...HOW ABOUT EVERYTHING?"
"We're just trying to make sure the new guys will be pleased, that's all."
"By replacing the larger tables with small ones and rearranging every single little thing? I know you're trying to impress the new guy but still..I feel like i'm Goldilocks trying to sit in Baby Bear's chair."
"The new guys like it to be tidy and accessible."
"Well I like it when I don't feel like i'm out-growing the room. Enough is enough you guys...these changes aren't needed AT ALL. Please stop before you make idiots out of yourselves."
"We're sorry..."
"Why can't you just do something more useful with these changes? Like maybe extend the library so I can access whatever horror magazines I want more easily? Or maybe making the garage larger or something?"
"Ummmm..."
"Nevermind...i'll see to that myself."
"Alright then..."
Without a second thought, I hurried over to the dark corner downstairs where a garage would normally be - I thought that it was time for me to take action, if they weren't going to do anything about this it was up to me to sort of this mess out. It was time to make some changes of my own.
"Oh well...if they won't do anything about this, I guess i'll have to do it all myself. Starting with this empty space, it could use with a garage. And not just any garage, but one that says CHECK THIS OUT! I know..."
I closed my eyes and concentrated as I did, the empty space slowly but surely shifted into a luxurious garage of some kind and not just any garage, but a garage filled with all of Jay Leno's cars, yep....it was Leno's garage. I walked around in the newly formed garage, smiling as I admired my own handiwork. In the process, my mind began to get a lot clearer as I slowly but surely felt a lot calmer.
It felt good to not worry about all the bizarre changes that my so called roommates had done to the apartment, in fact it felt just natural to relax and do a few changes of my own, so naturally if I now had Jay's garage...I'd have to look like Jay. So I concentrated as hard as I could and as I did I feel the start of my transformation happening. My clothing style slowly altered as my black spider shirt slowly morphed into a blue denim shirt as my nightpants morphed into a pair of denim jeans.
My body slowly started bulking up a bit as gained 208lbs of very lean and impressive muscle mass, not exactly fat but not exactly buff either - just perfect in my eyes. I sighed as I felt my chest, arms and back as well as my torso expand slightly , but still being rather lean as well. In the process my nightshoes slowly morphed into a pair of black dress shoes to match my new outfit.
I smiled as my mind and my soul filled with joyous and warm-hearted feelings, in the process I slowly elevated in height to 5'11 as my shoulders broadened a little, my hair slowly shifted in color from brown to a black color with a few silver highlights as my eyebrows turned black and thickened a bit. My eyes widened a bit as my eye color shifted from hazel to a shade of pure blue.
In the process the shape of my head rounded a little as my head enlarged a little but not too much, my features slowly morphed and reshaped themselves bit by bit until within a few seconds later, they resembled Jay's features, of course it wasn't entirely complete yet , but that was fixed as soon as I felt my jaw-line alter and my chin elongate and stretch, reforming my jawline into a superheroic lantern jaw as my chin jutted out to resemble Jay's chin.
The two last changes that occurred happened to my voice and my personality, my voice altering itself to become slightly higher in pitch but in a very warm and funny playful tone and when it finished changing, it became Jay's voice as my personality altered, becoming a more light-hearted and cheerful personality - yep, you guessed it was becoming Jay's personality. When my transformation was completed I was now Jay Leno and I was perfectly happy with that.
It was then that my roommates came down to check up on me, they wanted to try and make up for all the unnecessary changes they had done to the apartment, of course they were both surprised to see the new me standing in the newly formed garage.
"Woah...when did we get such a huge garage?"
"Since I came here...hi, i'm Jay Leno."
"Jay Leno? What are you doing here?"
"I just came here to tell you that well...I think all those changes you made were kind of stupid, you don't really need to please someone like that who is only interested in this apartment because he wants to live in it."
"We're sorry..."
"It's okay...I forgive you. As i've learned, it's better to leave some things untouched - after all...why ruin a perfectly good thing by changing it? Unless you're me of course. Speaking of which, I think turning that ratty crawlspace area into my garage was my best idea yet."
"Well it does look cool."
"It's much roomier than that crammed room upstairs too. That room made me feel like i'm trying to live in a mousehole or something because everything was so small. It was like everything was shrinking in there."
"You've noticed that too?"
"Yes...I think it was a little bit unnecessary to keep adding new things to replace things that are still working and to scale every piece of furniture down. If I were you, i'd just return things back to the way they were."
"You really think so?"
"Yes..."
"If you want, we can return everything back to the way it was."
"Sure...go ahead."
With that my roommates and I teamed up and decided to fix the rooms upstairs and rearrange the apartment to make it look as it did before and we got furniture that was the proper size and fixed everything so I wouldn't feel so crushed inside that room. When my work was done I decided to hang out at the garage for a few hours.
A few hours later I decided to test drive the new cars I had obtained and spend the night as Jay, now THAT was a change I was okay with. It's like I always say, sometimes things change for stupid and ridiculous reasons. A little renovation doesn't hurt, but sometimes it can be a bit too extreme and for the stupidest of reasons and sometimes it's fine just as it is. Of course, that's nothing that some good ol fashioned Leno-vating wouldn't be able to fix.
NOTE:
This is a Jay Leno transformation story told from my character's perspective, it's not to be taken seriously at all and isn't for trolling purposes - so puhlease, no screencaps, copypasting and weening allowed.
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I couldn't believe it...my own roommates, out of all the stupid things they were doing - were trying to renovate our apartment and change everything to appease the new guys that were coming by soon. I was fine with things the way they were and yet they kept changing everything in the apartment, it felt like everything was either getting smaller or I was outgrowing the entire thing. That night was when I decided to tell them enough was enough. I had simply had it with their constant renovations and I felt it was time to tell them off for what they were doing.
I walked over to them and kindly explained to them that these sort of changes weren't necessary but they didn't seem to listen to me, so I explained to them again why I thought it would be a bad idea.
"Guys...please, enough is enough."
"What's wrong?"
"What's wrong? I don't know...HOW ABOUT EVERYTHING?"
"We're just trying to make sure the new guys will be pleased, that's all."
"By replacing the larger tables with small ones and rearranging every single little thing? I know you're trying to impress the new guy but still..I feel like i'm Goldilocks trying to sit in Baby Bear's chair."
"The new guys like it to be tidy and accessible."
"Well I like it when I don't feel like i'm out-growing the room. Enough is enough you guys...these changes aren't needed AT ALL. Please stop before you make idiots out of yourselves."
"We're sorry..."
"Why can't you just do something more useful with these changes? Like maybe extend the library so I can access whatever horror magazines I want more easily? Or maybe making the garage larger or something?"
"Ummmm..."
"Nevermind...i'll see to that myself."
"Alright then..."
Without a second thought, I hurried over to the dark corner downstairs where a garage would normally be - I thought that it was time for me to take action, if they weren't going to do anything about this it was up to me to sort of this mess out. It was time to make some changes of my own.
"Oh well...if they won't do anything about this, I guess i'll have to do it all myself. Starting with this empty space, it could use with a garage. And not just any garage, but one that says CHECK THIS OUT! I know..."
I closed my eyes and concentrated as I did, the empty space slowly but surely shifted into a luxurious garage of some kind and not just any garage, but a garage filled with all of Jay Leno's cars, yep....it was Leno's garage. I walked around in the newly formed garage, smiling as I admired my own handiwork. In the process, my mind began to get a lot clearer as I slowly but surely felt a lot calmer.
It felt good to not worry about all the bizarre changes that my so called roommates had done to the apartment, in fact it felt just natural to relax and do a few changes of my own, so naturally if I now had Jay's garage...I'd have to look like Jay. So I concentrated as hard as I could and as I did I feel the start of my transformation happening. My clothing style slowly altered as my black spider shirt slowly morphed into a blue denim shirt as my nightpants morphed into a pair of denim jeans.
My body slowly started bulking up a bit as gained 208lbs of very lean and impressive muscle mass, not exactly fat but not exactly buff either - just perfect in my eyes. I sighed as I felt my chest, arms and back as well as my torso expand slightly , but still being rather lean as well. In the process my nightshoes slowly morphed into a pair of black dress shoes to match my new outfit.
I smiled as my mind and my soul filled with joyous and warm-hearted feelings, in the process I slowly elevated in height to 5'11 as my shoulders broadened a little, my hair slowly shifted in color from brown to a black color with a few silver highlights as my eyebrows turned black and thickened a bit. My eyes widened a bit as my eye color shifted from hazel to a shade of pure blue.
In the process the shape of my head rounded a little as my head enlarged a little but not too much, my features slowly morphed and reshaped themselves bit by bit until within a few seconds later, they resembled Jay's features, of course it wasn't entirely complete yet , but that was fixed as soon as I felt my jaw-line alter and my chin elongate and stretch, reforming my jawline into a superheroic lantern jaw as my chin jutted out to resemble Jay's chin.
The two last changes that occurred happened to my voice and my personality, my voice altering itself to become slightly higher in pitch but in a very warm and funny playful tone and when it finished changing, it became Jay's voice as my personality altered, becoming a more light-hearted and cheerful personality - yep, you guessed it was becoming Jay's personality. When my transformation was completed I was now Jay Leno and I was perfectly happy with that.
It was then that my roommates came down to check up on me, they wanted to try and make up for all the unnecessary changes they had done to the apartment, of course they were both surprised to see the new me standing in the newly formed garage.
"Woah...when did we get such a huge garage?"
"Since I came here...hi, i'm Jay Leno."
"Jay Leno? What are you doing here?"
"I just came here to tell you that well...I think all those changes you made were kind of stupid, you don't really need to please someone like that who is only interested in this apartment because he wants to live in it."
"We're sorry..."
"It's okay...I forgive you. As i've learned, it's better to leave some things untouched - after all...why ruin a perfectly good thing by changing it? Unless you're me of course. Speaking of which, I think turning that ratty crawlspace area into my garage was my best idea yet."
"Well it does look cool."
"It's much roomier than that crammed room upstairs too. That room made me feel like i'm trying to live in a mousehole or something because everything was so small. It was like everything was shrinking in there."
"You've noticed that too?"
"Yes...I think it was a little bit unnecessary to keep adding new things to replace things that are still working and to scale every piece of furniture down. If I were you, i'd just return things back to the way they were."
"You really think so?"
"Yes..."
"If you want, we can return everything back to the way it was."
"Sure...go ahead."
With that my roommates and I teamed up and decided to fix the rooms upstairs and rearrange the apartment to make it look as it did before and we got furniture that was the proper size and fixed everything so I wouldn't feel so crushed inside that room. When my work was done I decided to hang out at the garage for a few hours.
A few hours later I decided to test drive the new cars I had obtained and spend the night as Jay, now THAT was a change I was okay with. It's like I always say, sometimes things change for stupid and ridiculous reasons. A little renovation doesn't hurt, but sometimes it can be a bit too extreme and for the stupidest of reasons and sometimes it's fine just as it is. Of course, that's nothing that some good ol fashioned Leno-vating wouldn't be able to fix.
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