Isn't He Clooney

Isn't He Clooney
George Clooney TF
NOTE:  This is the late Valentine's day special and also based on both personal experiences and a dream i've had.   The story's title is a play on words of the Stevie Wonder song Isn't She Lovely.   This is also based on the suggestion someone had of a George Clooney transformation.
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It was February 14th,  which meant only one thing -  Valentine's Day.  Nathan was never too keen on this particular holiday,   mainly due to how he knew how commercialized it had become and also because of his own bad luck with women.     The main problem was that whenever he thought he'd be completely lucky -  he would end up with either women who were psychopaths,   internet trolls/stalkers pretending to be women in an attempt to ruin his life or were monsters of some kind.

He wasn't particularly looking for a relationship anyway,  and he wasn't interested in sex either -  in fact he found it to be over-rated and pointless.   But he never gave up on love itself and he did look for opportunities to make friends or potential partners -  and no, he didn't go on a psycho love quest like CWC did,  no...he just did what most males of his ilk would do in times like that.

That late afternoon he was doing his part-time job working at the store that specialized in supernatural holiday items,   talking to his friends when a group of perverted punks showed up and interrupted his conversation.     Which ticked him off slightly,  but he shrugged - knowing they probably had nothing better to do.

"Don't you have anything better to do?"

"Apart from picking on you and your friends...no,  we don't."

"I know what you're going to say.   You're going to call me either 'that werejohncandy guy' 'the Wereleno'  or 'the guy who thinks he's a grinch' and then you're going to say how you think that my monsters are stupid ,  make a lame meme reference I won't get or find funny, and then make a lame excuse."

"Wait....how did you know that?"

"I'm half vampire and half Walken....I know,  hear and see all."

"Oh really now?"

"Yeah...oh and by the way,  I can also shapeshift.  So I can easily just mimic you in everyway and make you look like a moron in front of your friends.   And you wouldn't want that now would you?  Of course not."

"If you're a shapeshifter why don't you morph into a vagina?"

"Is there anything that comes out of your mouth that ISN'T perverted?"

"But..."

"Didn't think so."

The punks ran off as soon as they heard the sound of Morgoth's pet doberman barking from near by,   that doberman was the most fierce dog in the supernatural world after all -  since he was in fact a guard dog known for his hyper keen senses and the fact that if you got bitten by him you would turn into a weredog.    Morgoth himself totally didn't mind that though, after all  he was a dog-like creature himself at one point,  among other things - knowing those punks would be unlikely to turn up ever again,  he went back to work for a few more minutes.

He smiled as he finished sorting out the love potions and the enchanted plushes,  as he did - he decided to put the TG perfume bottles on the correct shelf,  when he was done he decided to head on home,  for the sun was setting which meant it was going to be dark soon - which meant monsters were probably going to come out any second.    And he knew that some of those monsters would probably be after him.

He made a quick dash through the street as he carefully made his way past the arcade as well as the comics store and took a couple of shortcuts through town before arriving at the entrance of his apartment,  he turned into mist and phased through the windows before he arrived in his room,  morphing back to normal as he did so.  

As he walked into his room,   he removed his coat before entering the lab,  once he entered the lab he decided to see how his latest experiment was doing,  he also then scanned the area for any signs of supernatural activity.   He was flicking through the channels on the big screen television in his lab while the sun went down and the sky went dark,  he could already see the stars appearing and shining brightly.

Just as he was flickering through the channels,  the moon arose and shone out from behind the clouds,  moonlight emitted from the windows and reflected onto the remote control that was by the desk -  and before he knew it -  the channel switched to the movie channel which was having a George Clooney valentine's day marathon.    Just to be safe,  he checked the program guide.

"Hmmm...they're showing his best movies.  Oh,  and no Bat-nipples in sight?  Well,  that's good.  Still don't know what's going on though.  And how on earth the remote changed channels just like that without me touching it i'll never know."

He was about to get close to the remote,  but as he did - he could feel his heartbeat starting to increase rapidly,  it was getting slightly faster with each beat,  and he was getting a little bit worried -  thinking he was having a heart attack,  but really he wasn't.   He started breaking out in a sweat for a few seconds.   He panicked a couple of times before calming down and surveying what was going on.

Expecting there to be some kind of painful transformation ahead,  he braced himself for what was about to happen,  he panted and grunted several times.  As he did so, he noticed his skintone was slowly losing its imperfections and becoming very rugged and smooth,  he also noticed that his black button up shirt with the vampire smiley face on it extending and morphing into an elegant dress shirt with a slick suit covering it.  

Looking down at his chest he could see it slowly becoming leaner and more athletic in build and shape as it widened by 40 inches,   in the process his arms also grew leaner and extended by 15 inches.  His jeans slowly darkened and morphed into a pair of elegant dress pants as his waist slimmed down and extended by 31 inches.   He flexed his much leaner and still rather athletic biceps.

"Hey...mmm...okay this is new.  I haven't had THIS happen before.  Am I becoming good looking all of a sudden?  I think I am.  Oh,  I definitely think I am."

It didn't take long for him to notice his much slimmer physique,  and he was quite breath-taken by it -  he couldn't believe it,  he had undergone many transformations like this before, but none of this kind.   Noticing that he now he had a very lean 175lb frame that was trim and athletic at the same time,   he looked down at his feet for a few seconds as his boots morphed into a pair of elegant dress shoes with white socks,  his shoe size rapidly shifting to a size  11 in the process.

He sighed several times as he slowly elevated in height from 5'7 to 5'11 as his shoulders slimmed down in the process,  with each breath his voice and tone slowly shifted while his hairstyle shaped itself into a caeser cut before turning black with a few grey highlights,  his eyebrows thickened a little bit and turned black as they arched a little.    His eye color stayed brown but his eyes darkened as they widened a little to give him a slight doe eyed look - he panted a little before examining his changing appearance.

His face slowly shifted and reshaped itself,  becoming more rugged and handsome -  if he didn't know better,  he could have sworn he was starting to resemble George Clooney - which he certainly was.  His facial features slowly morphed themselves a bit more,  looking a bit more like Clooney's features as his jawline slowly shifted to become more pronounced, making him look rather attractive and striking.

He couldn't tell right away,  but even his teeth which were usually fairly healthy for someone of his age and species became whiter and shinier,  giving off a very healthy glisten and glow as his expression contorted itself into a very confident charismatic smile.  There was a slight tingling sensation in his lower-jaw as his chin elongated a little and jutted out,  giving him a rather fetching prominent lantern jaw in the process.

"I'm not just becoming good-looking,  i'm becoming down-right handsome.  And woah...i'm looking a LOT like George Clooney,  and I even have his chin too!  Woah...and is that my voice?  It sounds a bit deeper and a bit more charismatic than usual."

He sighed and panted several more times as his voice and tone altered a bit more, altering to become deeper,  rougher and more mature but at the same time very charismatic suave and manly before shifting one last time to match his appearance,  giving him a very Clooney-like voice as his facial features finished morphing and reshaping themselves,  until he not only now resembled George Clooney but sounded like him as well.

Finally his personality shifted and changed,  and Clooney's more charismatic nature took over and the transformation completed -  he couldn't believe it...running over to the mirror and looking at his reflection,   he could see the very definite spitting image of George Clooney staring back at him with a confident smile on his face.   He had transformed completely into George Clooney,  right down to the charismatic personality,  the voice, the lean athletic build,  the jawline and the dashing good looks.

"Wow....I can't believe it.  I'm George Clooney! I even sound like him.  I honestly wasn't expecting this.  You know,  out of all the transformations i've undergone -  I wasn't expecting this one at all.  I think i'm getting good at this."

"Hello?  Is anyone there?  Nathan?  Anyone?"

"Ummm...yes..."

"What's up with your voice?"

"Uhhhh...nothing,  everything's fine..."

Thinking quickly,  Nathan/George decided to clean up the room before making his way towards the door -   he was about to open the door when he saw Adam and Kara standing there,  both with a surprised look on their faces.

"Oh my god...oh my...oh my..."

"What?  What is it?"

"Y-y-you're....George Clooney."

"Yeah,  I know."

"But what are you doing here?"

"It's hard to explain really,   there was this occurrence with the moon and the moonlight hit the remote control which switched the channel on my tv to the movie channel which was having a George Clooney marathon.   And next thing I knew,  i'm him..."

"Well...you're certainly handsome,  that's for sure."

"Aaaaw...thanks."

"So...George...got any plans for tonight?"

"No,  well -  it's Valentine's day and sadly I haven't got a date."

"You don't have a date?  But you're George Clooney,  surely you must have someone out there who is trying to ask you out on a date.  I mean you're a real ladies man and everything, I wouldn't be surprised if there's some girl who likes you.."

Kara turned to Nathan/George and sighed,  she then leaped into his arms and gave him a big kiss before giving him a valentine's gift.   It seemed that she had become smitten by him, and that she had fallen for him inexplicably.

"Kara! Aaaw..is this for me?"

"Yes...this may be an awkward question to ask but...can I be your valentine,  George?"

"Of course you can."

And with that Nathan/George took Kara by the hand and the two of them spent a lovely night out on the town,   they spent the whole night together and became a lovely Valentine's couple of the night.   It was right then that he knew -  his luck with the opposite sex had finally changed and that everything was going exactly as he wanted it.

As for what happened later,  he spent the rest of the night as George Clooney -  and he made lots of new friends and admirers in the process.   But when the dawn approached,  Kara started to cry as she knew that George would probably morph back into Nathan -  but he assured her that he'd come back for her and that should she need him,  all she has to do was close her eyes and dream of him and he'd be there for her.    He hugged her before making a dash for it and heading back home
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When the sun began to rise the next day,  Kara awoke with a smile on her face and a whole heaping of joy in her heart -  knowing that George would always be there for her no matter what -  so it was a happy ending all around for everyone.

Even if you think that there's no hope for you on Valentine's day,  there's always something that will come around and change things for the better and maybe...just maybe,  you'll find that special somebody after all.  

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