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A WereStallone In Hillhurst finale

--------------------- The house monsters and I were gathered by the windows, looking out from them we could see that the WereStallone that had attacked me before was there. Somehow he had been able to find out us out and track me down, and it looked like he wanted to have a confrontation with me. "Well this is it guys...it's me vs him..." "So this is the final showdown, huh?" "I guess so..." "Don't worry...we're here to help you." "I think I can handle this one." "Alright, we'll be here if you need us." "Grrr....where is my prey? We have a score to settle." "Right here!" I leaped out of the windows of the mansion and launched a surprise attack on the other WereStallone knocking him down a little. "Hmmm...perhaps I shouldn't refer you to as prey anymore...after all, you've certainly changed a lot from when we last fought..." "That's because i'm now just li...

A WereStallone In Hillhurst part 5

----------------------- Now that I had been transformed into a WereStallone, I was now growing quite used to it and to me it didn't seem all that bad anymore. Well that is except for Little Ghoul trying to hit on me and the problem of having to keep my instincts and urges under control... It seemed to me that being a WereStallone was actually pretty exhilirating, I had never felt so alive and full of energy before in my life. I had heightened senses, super human strength and agility plus I looked pretty damn badass if I say so myself. I was in the foyer with Flabber and the other house monsters discussing what to do next, I wasn't sure if I wanted to cure my condition or not now. "You know guys, this WereStallone stuff might not be so bad. But I still do not know if I should find a way to cure it or not...should I?" "Well...it's your decision, man." "You're right.....I think I should." "No...dont'....please. I love the...

A WereStallone At Hillhurst part 4

------------------- I was in the living room, pacing back and fourth, growing ever more worried and frightenend of what was going to happen. I knew that any second the moon would come out from behind those clouds and that I would transform. Signs of changes had already started and I was worried that it would only be a matter of time until it would happen. "I can't believe it....of all the things that's happened to me this week....I just had to be clawed by a WereStallone and now i'm going to have to turn into one....this is the worst night ever." I sighed and paced around for a few more seconds before deciding to sit down and read to calm my nerves. "Ah...that's better....at least I'm not going to transform for a while now." I picked up a book from the middle shelf of the bookstore and started going through the pages, so far so good.. But my calm moment was ruined when the moon emerged from behind the clouds and a strange sensa...

A WereStallone At Hillhurst part 3

------------------------------ From this moment on I knew that I was drawing ever so closer to the actual transformation and I was beginning to get more worried and scared. What if I would end up attacking my friends? And what if there wasn't a cure for it? I would be probably cursed as a WereStallone for the rest of my life. For the next several nights, I was trying to make sure that the newly developed WereStallone instincts wouldn't get the best of me. But no matter how hard I tried...it just seemed impossible, the urges were just too strong. I woke up the next night with a shock... My shirt seemed to be completely ripped and I seemed to have been upside down for some reason. It looked like I was recreating a stunt from Cliffhanger. "What the hell? When did this happen? Oh no...don't tell me it's getting worse...oh that's just great..." I got back on the right side again and lifted a table or two.....to my surprise, I had superhuman strength...

A WereStallone In Hillhurst part 2

I was in my bed in my new bedroom at Hillhurst trying to sleep, but no matter how many times I tried to I kept winding up becoming wide awake. I was tossing and turning, having horrific nightmares regarding my new 'condition', in it I was painfully transformation into the Werestallone and was forced to attack my own monstrous companions. I was now fearing for the safety of myself and the other residents of the mansion, for I knew know that at this rate....it would only be a matter of time until it happened for real. "Aaaagh...no....I don't wanna be a WereStallone...i'm too nice...nooo...nooo....nooo.." When the nightmares were over, I awoke in a cold sweat and screamed at the top of my voice. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Flabber and the house monsters rushed in to see what was the matter, they were very concerned about me. "What's wrong?" "Guys....I have been having nightmares..." "What were they about?" "I dreame...

A WereStallone At Hillhurst part 1

Coming up on Monster World: The Series, things start getting a little 'Rocky' for our hero after he is attacked by a Stallone styled monster. Can Flabber and the house monsters get him out of this predicament before it's too late? Find out next. ------------ It started out on what was going to be another ordinary night, except in these cases it was anything but ordinary. I was on my way home from my trip to Morgoth's Scaretorium when I decided to take a shortcut through the park. It seemed quiet, a little too quiet. I noticed that it was a full moon night, and on nights like this something weird was sure to happen. "Remember what the residents of the Slaughtered Lamb said....stick to the path and beware the moon." As I carefully trodded along the path on my way, I swore I could have seen someone or something following me. "Must be my imagination or something!" I heard a growling sound echoing in the background and I decided to speed up a little,...

top 20 comedic influences

Hi there, i'm Monstermaster13 and this is another one of my lists, this time is one of my top 20 comedic influences and this includes fictional characters. 20. The Muppets Jim Henson was a true genius when it came to the underrated art of puppetry, and the Muppets are his most treasured creations. I take a lot from the Muppets including Gonzo's weirdness and off-the-wall sense of humour, Statler and Waldorf's putdowns, and Miss Piggy's anger (I sometimes use a Miss Piggy type voice in my rants especially when i'm mocking the people or thing that i'm ranting about) 19. John Candy Ah, the late great John Candy. What is there to say about this guy that hasn't already been said? The guy was AWESOME. And if you don't like him....shame on you! What I love about him is his down to earth personality and his laugh. And what a laugh it is. So jolly and happy. I don't take much from him as well....i'm not Canadian but what I do take from...

Stallone rant

Welcome to the first of my series of Nathan's rants, i'm Nathan and this is my rant. Ah Sylvester Stallone, a true legend in the world of movies specifically action movies. While he may not be as good as Arnie, he is still considered one of the best. Yes i'm obssessed with him, I admit that. Hey I can't help it alright, it's Nostalgia Critic, Spoony and Film Brain's faults. Anyways, no matter what movie he is put in he always shines and manages to kick some serious ass. He's also not afraid to try new things such as gaining 40lbs to play a portly ex cop in the movie Cop Land. So i'm looking him up on the internet and I come across this little article which has mention of an interview. In this interview Stallone says he's going to do a 'Rambo 5' if the Expendables 2 does well, which is fine and all but here's the real problem. He says that he's going to have John J. Rambo get killed off in it. What the mother loving hell? I thou...

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Hi there,   Monstermaster13 here.   In case you're wondering,  nothing new has happened and I have been kinda busy. It's been kinda gloomy outside too.

A Lesson In Cute

I had never been much of a day person, as a matter of fact I had always been more of a night owl. Considering that a lot of what has happened to me in the monster world and in the city mainly happened during the night, it wasn't like most monster related activity happened during the day anyway. For the last several nights it had been a full moon and there were already reports of werecreature attacks and some weren't even to do with me. Oddly enough, in one of my dreams I had been visited by a werejoshpeck, but it was not that surprising. After allIn my part of the neighourbood, these guys are common and seeing one visit me in a dream was kinda interesting. The werejoshpeck in question had black fur, claws, small fangs, retractable quills that were a crimson red colour, glowing dark green eyes, two additional thumbs on both hands, pointed ears, a mane, and a black nose. This one bore a resemblance to a more mature Josh Peck and even sounded like him as well, he w...

To A Dear Friend

Hi there,    Monstermaster13 and I'd like to dedicate this post to a very special friend of mine.  The lovely Andria Kilgore. Andria,  you are one of the greatest and best friends I have ever had online,  you're funny,  intelligent and great to be around. We have had so many good times together and you have helped inspire me on numerous occassions,  and now thanks to Lil Andria it is like you are here with me even though you're far away. I like to look at her and take photos of her and no matter what happens....I'll never let her go,  i'll never let her fall into the hands of someone who I would deem as untrustworthy. Lil Andria has been doing well and is not in any way dirty as I haven't used her for anything other than cuddling. I just want you to know that you have brought me so much joy and happiness and you and I have known each other as friends for quite a long time and I hope that our friendship never ends...

Dedication

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I'd like to dedicate this song to my good friend Andria,  who has now come back from her absense.

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My computer is running a little bit slow today probably because of the whole data allowance or because other people happen to be using it. I'm not sure which though.   As for other news,  well...it seems that Magnum has finally dimmed down and stopped being the 'troll' that we alway know he is.    But I still won't do or say anything until he finally gets banned. Which means I won't be posting any videos on my youtube account,  or on my other accounts for that matter. I'll still be on Deviantart and facebook though.

Werejoshpeckprince

Introducing the newest addition to the Legion, the adorable but at the same time deadly Werejoshpeckprince. He defends the night and defends the honor of any movie that he feels is underated or hasn't gotten enough credit and defeats any movie that is either a bad sequel, adaptation or remake with the exception of the Howling sequels or the Freddy and Jason movies. He was found in the forest by Linkara during the filming of his crossovers and has been a close companion of him, Spoony and the Blockbuster Buster ever since. Description: Joshua Louis Hunter aka Werejoshpeckprince or WJJP is a werejoshpeck and a fellow Legioneer like the Blockbuster Buster.  He is very Josh Peck-like in appearance and voice. Appearance: Being that he is a Werejoshpeck (a member of the Werebelushi family) he bears a resemblance to Josh Peck circa 2008. He has black fur and glowing dark green eyes along with claws, two small fangs, a mane, two additional thumbs on each hand,  a black nose,...

Prince of The Night

Prince of The Night--- Werejoshpeck TF --------------- Legend tells of many heroes who have all risen up and faced the forces of darkness head on and defeated them. From Greek legends such as the legend of Hercules, to the mighty Tarzan to movie heroes like John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, Bruce Campbell, Chuck Norris, Sly Stallone and Arnold Scwartzenegger. Heroes come in all shapes and sizes even animals or ordinary people, but the hero featured in this tale is of a different variety. Joshua Louis Hunter aka Werejoshpeckprince of TVTropes is a troper by day and a kung fu fighting Werejoshpeck by night, he is the resident fighter of the TV Tropes hero team in Tropequest. With his intelligence, martial arts expertise and overall cuteness - he is one werecreature that is not to be underestimated. But after the defeat of the evil troll queen and her hordes, he rarely used his werejoshpeck powers except if someone ever needed his help. One night he was in the computer room on his laptop c...

Top 14 favorite vampires

Hi there, Monstermaster13 here with another list. If it is any indication by my username I just love monsters. So in the first of my top favorite monsters lists and to commemorate the release of Tim Burton's Dark Shadows, i'm going to list my top 14 favorite vampires. Don't worry, there is no Twilight on this list at all. 14. Angel (Buffyverse) I just love Buffy The Vampire Slayer, it is one of my favorite tv shows. And one of my favorite vampires happens to be Angel. He's a vampire with a soul and he's extremely good looking too, plus he's badass even in the most ridiculous of situations such as being turned into a puppet in the 'Smile Time' episode of his spin-off series. 13. Satanica (From Dusk Till Dawn) Played by the beautiful Selma Hayek, this sultry vampiress is a dancer at a stripclub which is a secret vampire convention. 12. The Frog Brothers (Lost Boys) The Lost Boys is one of those clever vampire movies that knows it's sources extremely ...