A Lesson In Cute
I had never been much of a day person, as a matter of fact I had always been more of a night owl.
Considering that a lot of what has happened to me in the monster world and in the city mainly happened during the night, it wasn't like most monster related activity happened during the day anyway.
For the last several nights it had been a full moon and there were already reports of werecreature attacks and some weren't even to do with me.
Oddly enough, in one of my dreams I had been visited by a werejoshpeck, but it was not that surprising.
After allIn my part of the neighourbood, these guys are common and seeing one visit me in a dream was kinda interesting.
The werejoshpeck in question had black fur, claws, small fangs, retractable quills that were a crimson red colour, glowing dark green eyes, two additional thumbs on both hands, pointed ears, a mane, and a black nose.
This one bore a resemblance to a more mature Josh Peck and even sounded like him as well, he was quite tall and wore a dark grey shirt with a Monsters Rule logo on it as well as a pair of jeans and slightly ripped sneakers.
Later that night while I was in my bedroom I was relaxing and looking through my monster factfiles when I heard a voice in the background saying my name, like it was calling me over.
"Nathan...."
"Who said that?"
"Aaaw come on Nate...don't you know who I am? I'm a friend of yours."
"Look...if this is some stupid prank or attempt to scare me, then you can forget it!"
"But i'm not here to scare you..."
"Then who the hell are you?"
"I'll show you..."
A figure leaped it's way out of the shadows revealing his form, it was a Chibi werejoshpeck looking very much like a pre weight loss Josh Peck.
He had black fur all over, claws, small fangs, a mane, glowing dark green eyes, crimson coloured quills, bushy eyebrows, two additional thumbs on both hands, a black nose and pointed ears.
He was also wearing a dark blue shirt and shorts as well as a pair of sandals, in addition to this he also had a backpack which contained various game strategy guides, a nintendo DS, and a set of Yugioh cards.
"Jason!? As in Jason Fraser? Is that really you?"
"Yes...Nathan it's me. What? Were you expecting maybe the Wolfman?"
"I'm just shocked to see you here that's all."
"Oh yeah....there's something I have to tell you about...."
"And that is?"
"Nate, my secret is...I'm a Werejoshpeck."
"What? You're a Werejoshpeck? "
"Yes. I am."
"But how did I not know you were one? Did you forget to tell me or something?"
"I was going to but you decided to stop talking to me..."
"Well that's because you were constantly bugging me and your phone calls always interrupted me when I was in the middle of doing my important research!"
"I apologize for that. But I was really just trying to contact you to tell you about the whole becoming a Werejoshpeck thing."
"So that's what you were trying to do?"
"Yep..."
"I appologize too, I didn't know that you were trying to tell me that.."
"It's okay."
"How long have you been like this?"
"Well...ever since I left the side of my former boss/best friend.."
"You mean Keith Darby?"
"Yeah...him."
"Was this after he got turned into a Beast and became the new class pet?"
"Yes."
"How did you become one though?"
"I got visited by another Werejoshpeck who apparently was a friend of yours..I was staying up one night listening to the sounds of the night and I heard a screeching sound, it was him and apparently he wanted me to join him and I accepted."
"I saw the very same one in my dream. Did he look like a more grown up Josh Peck and sound like him as well?"
"Weeell...season 3-4 era Josh Peck to be exact."
"I thought he looked familiar. So what does it all mean?"
"Well I guess that means that you are to become a Werejoshpeck too. Ooh this is going to be so fun."
"What? No way!"
"Hey...once you've befriend a Werejoshpeck...you turn into one. That's how it works."
"Wait a sec...I thought you have to be either hugged by one or have one prick you with one of their quills. At least that's from what I know about them."
"That's true Nathan. But you seem to be forgetting that in the Tropequest universe befriending and hanging out with a Werejoshpeck will turn said human into a werejoshpeck too. Same goes for episode 18 season 7 of National Lampoon Animal House Chronicles, the episode titled My Best Friend The WereJoshPeck has a member of the Alpha alliance befriending a Werejoshpeck and he starts off as a normal person but through the rest of the episode finds himself becoming one."
"Damn it...you got me there!"
"Don't worry though...it's going to be great.. I can teach you all you need to know about being one."
"That's not the part i'm worried about....the part i'm worried about is the actual transformation."
"Aaaw...the only painful part is the quills growing out..you'll be fine!"
"That's good to know...hey... I feel kind of weird, but at the same time...kinda energetic..and happy.."
"That's the start of your transformation, it's perfectly normal!"
I felt a warm, fuzzy feeling from within as energy started building up inside, it felt strange but oh so very good - it was getting me all pumped up for what was going to happen next.
Then it started as black fur slowly sprouted on my hands and my fingernails grew longer and sharper and turned black, becoming sharp black claws.
In addition to this two small bumps appeared on both my hands and then formed a pair of additional thumbs with the same claws as the rest of my fingers.
"Hey.....this is kinda awesome! I like it..."
"And with those claws...you are definitely starting to improve, and in no time at all you'll be a fellow Werejoshpeck."
"Yeah. I've never realized that transforming into a werejoshpeck could be so much fun...and frankly i'm enjoying it!"
I kicked my shoes off happily as more energy began to flow through me, this time it was a stronger feeling and made me feel like running around.
As this was happening, the same black fur that was on my hands slowly sprouted on my feet and my toenails grew longer and sharper - just like my fingernails had until they looked claw-like.
"Ooh this is excellent, you are progressing nicely...Nate, I can tell that you are going to be one awesome werejoshpeck..."
"I'll say so...I mean look at my claws.. and these feet...woah....I could cut diamonds with these."
"Now coming up is the part I told you about earlier, this will be a bit painful but you'll grow used to it."
Just then I felt a sharp pain in my back as slowly but surely quills began to grow and shoot out of it.
The quills were a dark red in colour and were quite sharp but like Jason's quills these were retractable.
I also felt myself growing taller until I was about 6'1 in height and I lost quite a lot weight as more black fur covered my body.
I was a lot leaner by now and not to mention more energetic as the power of the transformation increased.
"Even though that was painful.....it did not stop me from enjoying this. I'm going to love being a werejoshpeck."
"And I have a feeling that you'll definitely be having a lot of fun once your transformation is finished that it is."
My hair started growing longer and it turned black before growing into a mane, in addition to this my ears stretched out and became pointed as black fur grew on my face.
I closed my eyes and instinctively upon reopening them, they glowed a beautiful dark shade of green.
My eyebrows became bushy and black as my nose turned black and as I opened my mouth, my canine teeth sharpened and became fangs.
"Aaaaaw....i'm starting to look so...sooo...soooo..."
"....Adorable? Cuddly?"
"Something like that..."
"But you're not done yet my friend..."
"Oh?"
My face was the last thing to change as my eyes grew wider giving them more a cute look as my nose changed shape and my facial features in general started changing.
My facial features morphed and reshaped themselves to resemble those of Josh Peck circa 2009-present and I let out a happy screeching sound as my voice changed to sound like Josh's voice as well.
I was now a fully transformed Werejoshpeck and I was filled with so much joy and energy that I couldn't help but smile.
"Well...how you feel now that you're a Werejoshpeck?"
"I feel so energetic and cheerful. It feels fantastic!"
"And are you enjoying it?"
"Oh yes, definitely. I look so adorable."
"So now i'm going to teach you how to be one."
"Yipeee! Alright then, show me the way."
For the next several hours I spent a lot of time with Jason learning how to be a real Werejoshpeck.
The lessons included how to use the sonic screech and quill projectile attacks to fend off enemies, how to be cute and cuddly, and also a few other important things too such as learning the fighting style of one.
The fighting style that your typical werejoshpeck uses is a mixture of gymnastics and kickboxing, and consists of plenty of flips and kicks.
When the training had been finished, the two of us played around for a few seconds before stopping to take a look around.
"And your Werejoshpeck lessons for the night are complete."
"Woah...that was awesome, and fun! I love being a Werejoshpeck!"
"I knew you would...remember, if you keep practicing your adorable werejoshpeck antics, you'll be a natural in no time."
"Wow...thanks."
"No problem, that's what friends are for!"
Jason turned to me and gave me one last cheery smile before he decided to head off outside to turn his attention on his next big idea.
"Say Jason...buddy...what are you doing?"
"I've got another adventure planned instore."
"Well whatever it is, it sure sounds great."
"But don't worry, I'll always be around. Just screech if you need anything, or if you just wanna chat!"
"Will do, Jason."
"Remember...the key to being a Werejoshpeck is having fun with it, you are absolutely free of any and all responsibilites, so you can just go totally wild and do whatever you want."
"Sweeet!"
With that Jason jetted off at superhuman speed into the woods to go off on his next big adventure as I waved goodbye to him.
And after that I decided to just let loose and have fun, after all once one becomes a werejoshpeck they are free from absolutely all troubles and any and all responsibilities -so I just had a blast.
I stayed in Werejoshpeck form for the rest of the night and to be honest, becoming a Werejoshpeck was one of the greatest things that ever happened to me. And I couldn't have asked for anything better.
That is the story of how I became a Werejoshpeck and how I got to love being nocturnal, and now you know why I'm more of a night time person
Considering that a lot of what has happened to me in the monster world and in the city mainly happened during the night, it wasn't like most monster related activity happened during the day anyway.
For the last several nights it had been a full moon and there were already reports of werecreature attacks and some weren't even to do with me.
Oddly enough, in one of my dreams I had been visited by a werejoshpeck, but it was not that surprising.
After allIn my part of the neighourbood, these guys are common and seeing one visit me in a dream was kinda interesting.
The werejoshpeck in question had black fur, claws, small fangs, retractable quills that were a crimson red colour, glowing dark green eyes, two additional thumbs on both hands, pointed ears, a mane, and a black nose.
This one bore a resemblance to a more mature Josh Peck and even sounded like him as well, he was quite tall and wore a dark grey shirt with a Monsters Rule logo on it as well as a pair of jeans and slightly ripped sneakers.
Later that night while I was in my bedroom I was relaxing and looking through my monster factfiles when I heard a voice in the background saying my name, like it was calling me over.
"Nathan...."
"Who said that?"
"Aaaw come on Nate...don't you know who I am? I'm a friend of yours."
"Look...if this is some stupid prank or attempt to scare me, then you can forget it!"
"But i'm not here to scare you..."
"Then who the hell are you?"
"I'll show you..."
A figure leaped it's way out of the shadows revealing his form, it was a Chibi werejoshpeck looking very much like a pre weight loss Josh Peck.
He had black fur all over, claws, small fangs, a mane, glowing dark green eyes, crimson coloured quills, bushy eyebrows, two additional thumbs on both hands, a black nose and pointed ears.
He was also wearing a dark blue shirt and shorts as well as a pair of sandals, in addition to this he also had a backpack which contained various game strategy guides, a nintendo DS, and a set of Yugioh cards.
"Jason!? As in Jason Fraser? Is that really you?"
"Yes...Nathan it's me. What? Were you expecting maybe the Wolfman?"
"I'm just shocked to see you here that's all."
"Oh yeah....there's something I have to tell you about...."
"And that is?"
"Nate, my secret is...I'm a Werejoshpeck."
"What? You're a Werejoshpeck? "
"Yes. I am."
"But how did I not know you were one? Did you forget to tell me or something?"
"I was going to but you decided to stop talking to me..."
"Well that's because you were constantly bugging me and your phone calls always interrupted me when I was in the middle of doing my important research!"
"I apologize for that. But I was really just trying to contact you to tell you about the whole becoming a Werejoshpeck thing."
"So that's what you were trying to do?"
"Yep..."
"I appologize too, I didn't know that you were trying to tell me that.."
"It's okay."
"How long have you been like this?"
"Well...ever since I left the side of my former boss/best friend.."
"You mean Keith Darby?"
"Yeah...him."
"Was this after he got turned into a Beast and became the new class pet?"
"Yes."
"How did you become one though?"
"I got visited by another Werejoshpeck who apparently was a friend of yours..I was staying up one night listening to the sounds of the night and I heard a screeching sound, it was him and apparently he wanted me to join him and I accepted."
"I saw the very same one in my dream. Did he look like a more grown up Josh Peck and sound like him as well?"
"Weeell...season 3-4 era Josh Peck to be exact."
"I thought he looked familiar. So what does it all mean?"
"Well I guess that means that you are to become a Werejoshpeck too. Ooh this is going to be so fun."
"What? No way!"
"Hey...once you've befriend a Werejoshpeck...you turn into one. That's how it works."
"Wait a sec...I thought you have to be either hugged by one or have one prick you with one of their quills. At least that's from what I know about them."
"That's true Nathan. But you seem to be forgetting that in the Tropequest universe befriending and hanging out with a Werejoshpeck will turn said human into a werejoshpeck too. Same goes for episode 18 season 7 of National Lampoon Animal House Chronicles, the episode titled My Best Friend The WereJoshPeck has a member of the Alpha alliance befriending a Werejoshpeck and he starts off as a normal person but through the rest of the episode finds himself becoming one."
"Damn it...you got me there!"
"Don't worry though...it's going to be great.. I can teach you all you need to know about being one."
"That's not the part i'm worried about....the part i'm worried about is the actual transformation."
"Aaaw...the only painful part is the quills growing out..you'll be fine!"
"That's good to know...hey... I feel kind of weird, but at the same time...kinda energetic..and happy.."
"That's the start of your transformation, it's perfectly normal!"
I felt a warm, fuzzy feeling from within as energy started building up inside, it felt strange but oh so very good - it was getting me all pumped up for what was going to happen next.
Then it started as black fur slowly sprouted on my hands and my fingernails grew longer and sharper and turned black, becoming sharp black claws.
In addition to this two small bumps appeared on both my hands and then formed a pair of additional thumbs with the same claws as the rest of my fingers.
"Hey.....this is kinda awesome! I like it..."
"And with those claws...you are definitely starting to improve, and in no time at all you'll be a fellow Werejoshpeck."
"Yeah. I've never realized that transforming into a werejoshpeck could be so much fun...and frankly i'm enjoying it!"
I kicked my shoes off happily as more energy began to flow through me, this time it was a stronger feeling and made me feel like running around.
As this was happening, the same black fur that was on my hands slowly sprouted on my feet and my toenails grew longer and sharper - just like my fingernails had until they looked claw-like.
"Ooh this is excellent, you are progressing nicely...Nate, I can tell that you are going to be one awesome werejoshpeck..."
"I'll say so...I mean look at my claws.. and these feet...woah....I could cut diamonds with these."
"Now coming up is the part I told you about earlier, this will be a bit painful but you'll grow used to it."
Just then I felt a sharp pain in my back as slowly but surely quills began to grow and shoot out of it.
The quills were a dark red in colour and were quite sharp but like Jason's quills these were retractable.
I also felt myself growing taller until I was about 6'1 in height and I lost quite a lot weight as more black fur covered my body.
I was a lot leaner by now and not to mention more energetic as the power of the transformation increased.
"Even though that was painful.....it did not stop me from enjoying this. I'm going to love being a werejoshpeck."
"And I have a feeling that you'll definitely be having a lot of fun once your transformation is finished that it is."
My hair started growing longer and it turned black before growing into a mane, in addition to this my ears stretched out and became pointed as black fur grew on my face.
I closed my eyes and instinctively upon reopening them, they glowed a beautiful dark shade of green.
My eyebrows became bushy and black as my nose turned black and as I opened my mouth, my canine teeth sharpened and became fangs.
"Aaaaaw....i'm starting to look so...sooo...soooo..."
"....Adorable? Cuddly?"
"Something like that..."
"But you're not done yet my friend..."
"Oh?"
My face was the last thing to change as my eyes grew wider giving them more a cute look as my nose changed shape and my facial features in general started changing.
My facial features morphed and reshaped themselves to resemble those of Josh Peck circa 2009-present and I let out a happy screeching sound as my voice changed to sound like Josh's voice as well.
I was now a fully transformed Werejoshpeck and I was filled with so much joy and energy that I couldn't help but smile.
"Well...how you feel now that you're a Werejoshpeck?"
"I feel so energetic and cheerful. It feels fantastic!"
"And are you enjoying it?"
"Oh yes, definitely. I look so adorable."
"So now i'm going to teach you how to be one."
"Yipeee! Alright then, show me the way."
For the next several hours I spent a lot of time with Jason learning how to be a real Werejoshpeck.
The lessons included how to use the sonic screech and quill projectile attacks to fend off enemies, how to be cute and cuddly, and also a few other important things too such as learning the fighting style of one.
The fighting style that your typical werejoshpeck uses is a mixture of gymnastics and kickboxing, and consists of plenty of flips and kicks.
When the training had been finished, the two of us played around for a few seconds before stopping to take a look around.
"And your Werejoshpeck lessons for the night are complete."
"Woah...that was awesome, and fun! I love being a Werejoshpeck!"
"I knew you would...remember, if you keep practicing your adorable werejoshpeck antics, you'll be a natural in no time."
"Wow...thanks."
"No problem, that's what friends are for!"
Jason turned to me and gave me one last cheery smile before he decided to head off outside to turn his attention on his next big idea.
"Say Jason...buddy...what are you doing?"
"I've got another adventure planned instore."
"Well whatever it is, it sure sounds great."
"But don't worry, I'll always be around. Just screech if you need anything, or if you just wanna chat!"
"Will do, Jason."
"Remember...the key to being a Werejoshpeck is having fun with it, you are absolutely free of any and all responsibilites, so you can just go totally wild and do whatever you want."
"Sweeet!"
With that Jason jetted off at superhuman speed into the woods to go off on his next big adventure as I waved goodbye to him.
And after that I decided to just let loose and have fun, after all once one becomes a werejoshpeck they are free from absolutely all troubles and any and all responsibilities -so I just had a blast.
I stayed in Werejoshpeck form for the rest of the night and to be honest, becoming a Werejoshpeck was one of the greatest things that ever happened to me. And I couldn't have asked for anything better.
That is the story of how I became a Werejoshpeck and how I got to love being nocturnal, and now you know why I'm more of a night time person
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