TftW: Haunted Towers
TftW: Haunted Towers
Female Werebelushi TF
NOTE: This is based on the concept for the Mel Brooks Disneyland ride Hotel Mel and is inspired by the British sitcom Fawlty Towers.
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Our story begins at the Planet Horrorwood resort and cafe which is run by Reginald Horror of Horrorland from the Goosebumps books and tv show as well as his son Ritz and his daughter Henrietta. Our friend That Werebelushi In The Shades had just woken up from his nap that night to go and get something to eat at the cafe, when he was approached by Hugo the hunchback.
“Good evening Mr Werebelushi, sir. How did you sleep?”
“Terrible. It all was bright and sunny and there were some bratty human kids outside playing.”
“I’m sorry to hear that. But i’m glad you like it here at the hotel.”
“Well of course I love it here...and why wouldn’t I? I get to meet all my favorite celebrity monsters here. I met Linnea Quigley from Return Of The Living Dead last week, she’s a real sweetheart.”
“Say...would you be interested in meeting the newest guest? She seems to have the same interests as you.”
“Oh?”
“Her name is Andria Antakos. She knows a lot about Werebelushis like you as well, she seems to be a huge fan of your rants.”
Werebelushi jetted off to the television room where he saw Andre watching a double-feature of Christine and The Car. He then took note of the Bluesmobile sculpture and the beanie bopper who resembled Lil Andria.
“Say there….I couldn’t help but notice you like Stephen King and horror movies from the 80’s and 90’s.”
“Oh, thank you.”
“Allow me to introduce myself… i’m…”
“That Werebelushi In That Shades.”
“Yes...how did you know?”
“You’re famous around here. I’ve been a fan of your rants for quite sometime.”
“Well, it’s always nice to meet a new fan.”
“How do you like it here in the hotel?”
“It’s much better than the previous hotel, the previous one had a woman with serious mental issues, she claimed to be from a country i’ve never even been to and was ranting and waving about how one of the guests used negative stereotypes about said country against her claiming that guest was harassing her.”
“I’ve dealt with that woman before, she’s a real witch if you ask me.”
“Tell me about it - she threw that hissyfit over nothing.”
“And yet they still hire her?”
“Sadly, yes.”
“Don’t tell me she used to be a Blues Brothers fan.”
“Yep, former Elwood Blues fan-girl.”
“Former?”
“She discovered Russell Brand.”
“That man is my arch nemesis….he’s the bane of my existence.”
“You too? I thought I was the only one who hated him.”
“Yep. That man is absolutely off his rocker.”
“How he ever became popular to begin with is beyond me.”
Andria chuckled as she listened to Werebelushi, she raised an eyebrow in a similar manner to the way he did. She seemed to like his jokes and funny stories of his experiences.
“You know, you’re really quite funny. Have you ever considered getting your own show?”
“Well yeah, I DO have my own show Werebelushi Rants. I’m part of the Monster World variant of Thatguywiththeglasses.”
“I’ve been told you’re the Monster World version of Phelous, is this true?”
“Kind of...well we do kind of look alike.”
“What do you personality loathe the most besides Russell Brand?”
“Internet trolls who don’t know when to quit or shut up, soccermoms, foreign extremist wannabes, people who think the illuminati is real, people who insult my taste in comedy, jokes targeted at people with autism, betrayal, being asked if i’m going to end up like my namesake, people asking if i’m based on the other Belushi who isn’t John, disrespect towards any race or religion, racial slurs, fat jokes..”
“Same here…”
“They’re just a bunch of hypocrites if you ask me, I mean they can call me out all they want but I can’t do it back to them? What kind of bullshit is that?”
“They obviously need lives of their own.”
“Absolutely.”
“Care to share some examples?”
“Plenty. Like for example I had a legit complaint against a certain teacher at a certain school my friend used to go to, and those afforementioned douchebags apparently think that basically acting like an omega soccer-mom wannabe is ‘giving helpful advice’.”
“I know they’re teachers and kids are suppose to be listen to them, but there’s a difference between helpful and being Drill Sergeant Nasty.”
“Yes...and I don’t think banning heavy metal music and taking away the kids belongings during class qualifies as being helpful. Neither does letting a girl listen to High School Musical just because she has anger issues and the music calms her down.”
“I know you’re supposed to put your belongings away during class so that you don’t distract your classmates - but schoolwork is so boring and tiring that you might as well start playing video games in class anyway.”
“I mean if I wanted to know how to do math I would just go the lazy route and download a million maths programs onto my computer and just sit back and let the programs doing the teaching for me.”
“Same here...I would also rather be sleeping than attending assemblies or taking part in some crappy production that rips off a much better musical.”
“And what about PE and Jump Jam? Aren’t they the silliest things ever?”
“Hell yes, even those exercise videos from the 80’s look more sensible by comparison - and I OWNED several of those.”
“Even Linnea Quigley’s Horror Workout?”
“Yes...I got the dvd of that one as well.”
“You know, I thought you’d be just like you are in your rants. But you’re actually a pretty calm werebelushi.”
“Well you know what they say...Mean Character, Nice Actor.”
“You’re a troper, I see.”
“Yep, I sure am.”
“I know a lot about werecreatures but this is the first time i’ve ever gotten to know a Werebelushi before.”
“Say...how do you know so much about me anyway?”
“Well...I have a bit of a supernatural secret of my own.”
“You’re not a succubus are you?”
“No, silly.”
“Are you a vampiress, witch or zombie?”
“No.”
“Well...what are you?”
“I am a….I’m…”
“Well?”
Andria closed her eyes and concentrated as she slowly but surely transformed, growing blackish fur all over her body as her raven black hair grew longer and messier, she gained a bit more weight - developing a bit of muscle in addition to the fat. Her fingernails and toenails both lengthened and sharpened, becoming claw-like in the process.
Her clothing changed from its usual look into a plus size gothic attire, as her ears stretched out and became pointed, black fur growing around her face as her hair grew into a long mane, her eyes turning a neon green colour and glowing as her eyebrows became slightly thicker, her nose turning black as her canine teeth sharpened and her features morphed slightly, becoming a cute and feminine version of the Werebelushi’s own features.
“I’m a Werebelushi as well!”
“Wow! I didn’t expect that. That’s awesome. Good to see another werebelushi here, and a female one at that.”
“Well...this is a hotel for monsters, just like Hotel Transylvania. And I picked this place to stay because it’s relaxing.”
“Yeah, there are lot of great choices for movies around here, nothing but good fashioned 70’s, 80’s and early to late 90’s horror movies.”
“Not to mention they air classic episodes of SCTV and Saturday Night Live on the comedy channel.”
“Even better! I swear The Best Of Belushi and The Best Of Farley never get old no matter times I watch them!”
“Oh, and there’s a Thatguywiththeglasses channel. Btw, which Nostalgia Critic review do you love the most?”
“Easily one of his most recent - the Blues Brothers 2000. You know how much I hate that sequel and how it made no sense.”
“Oh yes...certainly. And you know about my theories of Jake and Curtis passing away as well.”
“I certainly do. I think that would make for a good creepypasta.”
“What was the most ridiculous scene from the movie?”
“Easily the Funky Nassau musical number. I mean...what? Did they suddenly stumble upon an episode of a fantasy based kids show or something?”
“If that movie was made today, I bet you that they would have had it so Mousette makes them dance to either Harlem Shake, Gentleman, Thrift Shop, What The Fox Say or even Gangnam Style.”
“Oppan Elwood style?”
“Yeah...also I bet if it came out today that the scene with Mighty Mack would have him singing a Moves Like Jagger type song.”
“He’s got the moves like Jake Blues, he’s got the moves like Jake Blues, he’s got the moooo-oooves like Jake Blues.”
“You know, you’re pretty funny.”
“Thanks.”
“No problem. Say...do you need a female Werebelushi to serve as your female counterpart - like say a Shebelushi?”
“Yes.”
“Great, i’ll gladly take up that job. I’d love to do a review with you sometime.”
“You don’t need to ask, i’m always open for requests.”
“Come on, let’s sit down and talk about movies we could review.”
“Right behind you.”
And so that is the story of how our favorite Werebelushi met his female counterpart The Shebelushi In The Shades who would later appear with him in several of his own reviews, as for what happened later they watched horror movies together and talked about movies they had seen and enjoyed.
Remember if you ever need a break, visit Planet Horrorwood, the best hotel/resort for monsters and supernatural creatures this side of the Underworld.
Female Werebelushi TF
NOTE: This is based on the concept for the Mel Brooks Disneyland ride Hotel Mel and is inspired by the British sitcom Fawlty Towers.
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Our story begins at the Planet Horrorwood resort and cafe which is run by Reginald Horror of Horrorland from the Goosebumps books and tv show as well as his son Ritz and his daughter Henrietta. Our friend That Werebelushi In The Shades had just woken up from his nap that night to go and get something to eat at the cafe, when he was approached by Hugo the hunchback.
“Good evening Mr Werebelushi, sir. How did you sleep?”
“Terrible. It all was bright and sunny and there were some bratty human kids outside playing.”
“I’m sorry to hear that. But i’m glad you like it here at the hotel.”
“Well of course I love it here...and why wouldn’t I? I get to meet all my favorite celebrity monsters here. I met Linnea Quigley from Return Of The Living Dead last week, she’s a real sweetheart.”
“Say...would you be interested in meeting the newest guest? She seems to have the same interests as you.”
“Oh?”
“Her name is Andria Antakos. She knows a lot about Werebelushis like you as well, she seems to be a huge fan of your rants.”
Werebelushi jetted off to the television room where he saw Andre watching a double-feature of Christine and The Car. He then took note of the Bluesmobile sculpture and the beanie bopper who resembled Lil Andria.
“Say there….I couldn’t help but notice you like Stephen King and horror movies from the 80’s and 90’s.”
“Oh, thank you.”
“Allow me to introduce myself… i’m…”
“That Werebelushi In That Shades.”
“Yes...how did you know?”
“You’re famous around here. I’ve been a fan of your rants for quite sometime.”
“Well, it’s always nice to meet a new fan.”
“How do you like it here in the hotel?”
“It’s much better than the previous hotel, the previous one had a woman with serious mental issues, she claimed to be from a country i’ve never even been to and was ranting and waving about how one of the guests used negative stereotypes about said country against her claiming that guest was harassing her.”
“I’ve dealt with that woman before, she’s a real witch if you ask me.”
“Tell me about it - she threw that hissyfit over nothing.”
“And yet they still hire her?”
“Sadly, yes.”
“Don’t tell me she used to be a Blues Brothers fan.”
“Yep, former Elwood Blues fan-girl.”
“Former?”
“She discovered Russell Brand.”
“That man is my arch nemesis….he’s the bane of my existence.”
“You too? I thought I was the only one who hated him.”
“Yep. That man is absolutely off his rocker.”
“How he ever became popular to begin with is beyond me.”
Andria chuckled as she listened to Werebelushi, she raised an eyebrow in a similar manner to the way he did. She seemed to like his jokes and funny stories of his experiences.
“You know, you’re really quite funny. Have you ever considered getting your own show?”
“Well yeah, I DO have my own show Werebelushi Rants. I’m part of the Monster World variant of Thatguywiththeglasses.”
“I’ve been told you’re the Monster World version of Phelous, is this true?”
“Kind of...well we do kind of look alike.”
“What do you personality loathe the most besides Russell Brand?”
“Internet trolls who don’t know when to quit or shut up, soccermoms, foreign extremist wannabes, people who think the illuminati is real, people who insult my taste in comedy, jokes targeted at people with autism, betrayal, being asked if i’m going to end up like my namesake, people asking if i’m based on the other Belushi who isn’t John, disrespect towards any race or religion, racial slurs, fat jokes..”
“Same here…”
“They’re just a bunch of hypocrites if you ask me, I mean they can call me out all they want but I can’t do it back to them? What kind of bullshit is that?”
“They obviously need lives of their own.”
“Absolutely.”
“Care to share some examples?”
“Plenty. Like for example I had a legit complaint against a certain teacher at a certain school my friend used to go to, and those afforementioned douchebags apparently think that basically acting like an omega soccer-mom wannabe is ‘giving helpful advice’.”
“I know they’re teachers and kids are suppose to be listen to them, but there’s a difference between helpful and being Drill Sergeant Nasty.”
“Yes...and I don’t think banning heavy metal music and taking away the kids belongings during class qualifies as being helpful. Neither does letting a girl listen to High School Musical just because she has anger issues and the music calms her down.”
“I know you’re supposed to put your belongings away during class so that you don’t distract your classmates - but schoolwork is so boring and tiring that you might as well start playing video games in class anyway.”
“I mean if I wanted to know how to do math I would just go the lazy route and download a million maths programs onto my computer and just sit back and let the programs doing the teaching for me.”
“Same here...I would also rather be sleeping than attending assemblies or taking part in some crappy production that rips off a much better musical.”
“And what about PE and Jump Jam? Aren’t they the silliest things ever?”
“Hell yes, even those exercise videos from the 80’s look more sensible by comparison - and I OWNED several of those.”
“Even Linnea Quigley’s Horror Workout?”
“Yes...I got the dvd of that one as well.”
“You know, I thought you’d be just like you are in your rants. But you’re actually a pretty calm werebelushi.”
“Well you know what they say...Mean Character, Nice Actor.”
“You’re a troper, I see.”
“Yep, I sure am.”
“I know a lot about werecreatures but this is the first time i’ve ever gotten to know a Werebelushi before.”
“Say...how do you know so much about me anyway?”
“Well...I have a bit of a supernatural secret of my own.”
“You’re not a succubus are you?”
“No, silly.”
“Are you a vampiress, witch or zombie?”
“No.”
“Well...what are you?”
“I am a….I’m…”
“Well?”
Andria closed her eyes and concentrated as she slowly but surely transformed, growing blackish fur all over her body as her raven black hair grew longer and messier, she gained a bit more weight - developing a bit of muscle in addition to the fat. Her fingernails and toenails both lengthened and sharpened, becoming claw-like in the process.
Her clothing changed from its usual look into a plus size gothic attire, as her ears stretched out and became pointed, black fur growing around her face as her hair grew into a long mane, her eyes turning a neon green colour and glowing as her eyebrows became slightly thicker, her nose turning black as her canine teeth sharpened and her features morphed slightly, becoming a cute and feminine version of the Werebelushi’s own features.
“I’m a Werebelushi as well!”
“Wow! I didn’t expect that. That’s awesome. Good to see another werebelushi here, and a female one at that.”
“Well...this is a hotel for monsters, just like Hotel Transylvania. And I picked this place to stay because it’s relaxing.”
“Yeah, there are lot of great choices for movies around here, nothing but good fashioned 70’s, 80’s and early to late 90’s horror movies.”
“Not to mention they air classic episodes of SCTV and Saturday Night Live on the comedy channel.”
“Even better! I swear The Best Of Belushi and The Best Of Farley never get old no matter times I watch them!”
“Oh, and there’s a Thatguywiththeglasses channel. Btw, which Nostalgia Critic review do you love the most?”
“Easily one of his most recent - the Blues Brothers 2000. You know how much I hate that sequel and how it made no sense.”
“Oh yes...certainly. And you know about my theories of Jake and Curtis passing away as well.”
“I certainly do. I think that would make for a good creepypasta.”
“What was the most ridiculous scene from the movie?”
“Easily the Funky Nassau musical number. I mean...what? Did they suddenly stumble upon an episode of a fantasy based kids show or something?”
“If that movie was made today, I bet you that they would have had it so Mousette makes them dance to either Harlem Shake, Gentleman, Thrift Shop, What The Fox Say or even Gangnam Style.”
“Oppan Elwood style?”
“Yeah...also I bet if it came out today that the scene with Mighty Mack would have him singing a Moves Like Jagger type song.”
“He’s got the moves like Jake Blues, he’s got the moves like Jake Blues, he’s got the moooo-oooves like Jake Blues.”
“You know, you’re pretty funny.”
“Thanks.”
“No problem. Say...do you need a female Werebelushi to serve as your female counterpart - like say a Shebelushi?”
“Yes.”
“Great, i’ll gladly take up that job. I’d love to do a review with you sometime.”
“You don’t need to ask, i’m always open for requests.”
“Come on, let’s sit down and talk about movies we could review.”
“Right behind you.”
And so that is the story of how our favorite Werebelushi met his female counterpart The Shebelushi In The Shades who would later appear with him in several of his own reviews, as for what happened later they watched horror movies together and talked about movies they had seen and enjoyed.
Remember if you ever need a break, visit Planet Horrorwood, the best hotel/resort for monsters and supernatural creatures this side of the Underworld.
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