World of Monsters

 Mel: Today i'm going to be reviewing one of those most infamous fics i've ever seen..Eevee tf tg, and I know a few people have already tackled the story but i'm doing to do my own spin on it, so this story begins with a guy named Phil. No, this isn't Phil as in Phil Collins sadly, too bad...because I think some Genesis songs would be good right about now, and no...this Phil isn't a satyr voiced by Danny Devito.  Phil is a male character who I can describe as...uhhh, I don't know,  there's no physical description of this guy.  So I am just going to call him an average looking guy, let's make him...a brunette, there.  Our protagonist is going to the park, as one usually does and he felt thirsty.  And like he didn't need any clothes...okay, there's no indication that this park allows nudity.  So far nothing weird here...except, hang on, did the female Eevee just talk to him?  She did?  Okay, so talking Pokemon isn't too far-fetched an idea if y...

 Werebelushi: 'Well, let's see here. Firstly, Omni Man is a complete incompetent moron, and a completely unlikable sociopath. After spending all those years on earth, he decided that the best way to make his son take his side is to casually kill and make him unintentionally kill people? He didn't think that would very obviously just make him hate his dad more? And J.K. Simmons' voice acting for him is absolutely atrocious, like he's just reading the lines from the script with no emotions. Also, he says he always considered his wife a pet...... so I guess he's okay with bestiality, since he by that logic admitted having sex with his own pet. Oh, and he killed the wannabe Justice League in the most inefficient way possible, like he just did it to be a sadistic psycho.'   Kurvos, this is why you fail at critiquing.  If I were you i'd give up critiquing and considering a new job..as a village idiot.  And I understand why you dislike Invicible but do you have...

 Werebelushi: I already ranted about this guy before but he just won't shut up.  Dear people in the LGTBTQ community,  I am sorry that this fool has to be one of the people that represents you because as I mentioned in my previous rants he is whiny as hell.  I'm sorry...but if 'implied homosexuality' isn't even good enough for you then that is your fault mister, you suck at being representive of the community you are a part of.  Why are you going on like this? Honestly you are to reviewers what Trump is to politics, a joke...give it up, your opinions suck ass and I could write better reviews than you in my sleep, why do people even listen to you? Are they just that stupid?   I'm going to be honest here...I hate all of you as a reviewer and as a character,  now dear audience members I am not going to mention this guy's name but i'm just going to say he's the guy that got on Welshy's nerves by being a little dipshit about everything and he's th...

NOTE: This is a remake/redo of the Bill Hader story I think last year, basically I took the original version from this blog down because I got a comment from TheNightDutchess claiming it was about her and that it was disgusting/vilifying her, look...I just overreacted to her blocking me and if she doesn't want to be my friend anymore I perfectly understand, but I just want her to know i'm sorry even though I personally suck at apologies.  A Night in Edgar Kane's Mansion. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There's always that one weird house in the neighborhood, every horror movie and horror story in general has one. And in Oakendale that house is the legendary Edgar Kane's mansion.  Edgar Kane was a famous horror writer who actually lived in a haunted apartment growing up, he would constantly have nightmares about being visited by some of the ghosts of former inhabitants and could see them himself, his problem was that his own creations also lived there and they weren't ...