Aykroydian Influence.
You've probably seen this story before or at least several of them, and guessing by what it's in your mind you are probably thinking this is going to be some lame tf story with jokes that don't make sense unless you've read previous works from the same author, but this one isn't...this one's different. Legends come in all shapes and sizes, but one legend that took one particular person more than a few attempts to believe was the legend of the Were-Aykroyd, a Canadian were-celebrity myth that was originally thought of as being an urban myth, mainly the myth stated that the victim of this 'curse' turned into Dan Aykroyd or characters of his and that there are several different types. Nathan Forester was a shapeshifter himself, he had were-celebrity powers but he didn't want to believe that were-aykroyds existed. 'Hello Nate. This is Matthew here.' 'Matthew J.Radke?' 'The one and only.' 'What are you doing in my Zoom session?' 'I just came to tell you that there is a full moon coming up this month and since you're the were-celeb expert...' 'You came to me to ask about whether or not i'm going to be transforming on that night?' 'Exactly...especially if it regards the myth I have heard so very much about.' 'What myth?'
Matthew chuckled...'The myth of the Were-Aykroyd.' 'Ummm...you're the only Were-Aykroyd I know around here. You are the Were-Aykroyd in The Shades, Werebelushi In Shade's counterpart.' 'That's true, but i'm not the only one.' 'Is this a joke?' 'It's no joke, there are more Were-Aykroyds in this here city than anywhere else in the country.' 'Firstly, the Were-Aykroyd myth isn't real, second...if they were real, how can you even be sure?' 'Never doubt the word of a real Were-Aykroyd, my friend.'
"But Were-Aykroyds aren't real."
"Oh really? If they aren't real, then explain how you changed your profile pic and avatar form to that of Dan Aykroyd."
"He's my twin..."
'That's more than just a coincidence if you ask me, i'd say you're definitely likely to secretly believe in Were-Aykroyds'. 'What? Just because my avatar is him?' 'Oh more so than that, I know you have written about them. How else would you know so much about Were-Aykroyds and the Aykroyd-verse? You know about them because you believe in them.' 'No, I don't and you're scaring me.' 'Face it, you know i'm right.' 'Just because you happen to be one doesn't mean the legend is true.'
"Oh really now? When those other Were-Aykroyds come over to you...I bet you'll change your opinion of them."
"I doubt it...Were-Aykroyds aren't real, and you're the only Were-Aykroyd here."
"Am I? Or perhaps there's more than one."
Nathan was getting more than a little creeped out by Matthew's spiel but he chuckled to himself, he knew that Matthew was a jokester and he thought that this 'Were-Aykroyd' buisness was just a joke of his, as he checked through his emails and Discord conversatinos, that's when his supernatural sense started to go off. This usually went off when villains or monsters of any kind who were evil were around, he decided to investigate and headed off in the direction of what exactly it was that was giving off the aura that triggered his supernatural sense.
As he was getting closer though...that's when he saw something what appeared to be one of Dan Aykroyd's characters specifically Jimmy Flaherty from Celtic Pride, Jimmy was standing by Nathan's computer. 'It's you, it's you..it's you!' 'What the? Who are you and what are you doing here?' 'I am Jimmy Flaherty, of the Were-Aykroyd gang.' 'Is this a joke?' 'Believe me, if this was a joke you'd be laughing hysterically.' 'What do you want?' 'Well..we saw your online posts and we want you...' 'For what?' 'It's simple, we're Were-Aykroyds and we want you to be our King.' 'There's no way you are real. I must be dreaming this.' 'Dreaming? I don't think so, look around.'
"What do you mean?"
"Look around you...Were-Aykroyds are more real than you think."
To Nathan's shock, there were several Aykroyd characters manifesting right next to him, he recognized all of them and he also recognized a certain Aykroyd character. This Aykroyd character was different than the others, he had blonde hair and a chrome tooth and hypnotic blue eyes. 'Vic?' 'Ah, you know who I am.' 'Well yeah, you're on the Tumblr sexy-man wiki. Everyone thinks you're hot.' 'I bet you're one of those people that does.' 'Well there's no denying that I love Dan and all of his characters...' 'My friends have been telling me you don't believe in Were-Aykroyds.'
"It's not that...I...I don't, it's just..."
"Shush, it's okay...I know what you want to say. You want to say you believe in Were-Aykroyds but you can't because if you said you did you'd be ashamed."
"How did you know?"
Nathan staggered back, he gulped as he confessed his secret..he didn't really not believe in them, he just didn't want to say he did because people would think he was crazy, he was fascinated with the myth of the Were-Aykroyd curse and he had read stories of how oddly sexy it was to transform, he had visions/dreams of it happening to him. And of a scene in a script which he read, a scene in which it was the massage scene from Diamonds, he felt jealous of the person being massaged and being turned into a sexy thicc Were-Aykroyd, he couldn't help it, he was petty like that sometimes, he was an asshole at times too and he was stubborn but he didn't mean to be.
"There's no reason to hide it, you like us a lot. You have a devotion to the great Aykroyd which is very pleasing to us. And you even dream in Aykroyd."
"Yes...but there are just dreams and that saddens me."
"Each time you have those dreams, how does it make you feel?"
"Oddly enough, like I enjoy it. Like it feels natural."
"When you underwent your first change into Dan in one of your dreams, how did it feel?"
"Strange at first but mmmm...sexy in some aspects."
He just had trouble keeping friends without screwing up, but these Aykroyds sympathized with him and could relate to him. He tried to ignore the thoughts of those dreams, and often when he did dream of becoming a Were-Aykroyd, he woke up disappointed to find they were just dreams, he wanted to know what being Aykroydian felt like. 'I know you want to know what it feels like and we can help you.' 'How? I cannot just instantly become a Were-Aykroyd like you guys.' 'We can show you, we want you to be our King, our leader.' 'But how do you Were-Aykroyds transform others since I assume you don't bite or anything?'
"If you get kissed or hugged by one of us, you turn into one."
"Really?"
'Oh yes...' Darren 'Mother' Roskow explained...'You can also get hypnotized/conditioned by Vic, that's how one of your friends got turned after all.' 'Vic can do that?' 'Oh yes, and it's a wonderful process.' Nathan was hesitant to ask about it at first but immediately felt curious and that's when Vic decided to give him a helping hand. He looked over at him and leaned closer, his bright blue eyes gave off a hypnotic glow which made the monsterologist start to get entranced.
"Now Nathan, I am going to help you."
"Vic...I want to be a Were-Aykroyd, it always happens in my dreams."
"I can make that more than a dream."
As Vic enticed Nathan with his eyes and voice, Nathan began to think even more about those dreams...and how much he wanted that inner Aykroyd in him to come out but he was always too afraid to do so, he remembered that dream in which he saw his Were-Aykroydian self and he wanted to be like that...changing into Dan always felt so right to him, so naturally, and he would always cry when he woke up, feeling disappointed it was just a dream. Although sometimes it would come true, and when it did come true and when he did become that Were-Aykroyd he saw in his dream, he felt good...he felt powerful, he felt gratitude, he felt like he belonged.
That sexy Were-Aykroyd was always there, waiting to come out, always hiding during the day, always waiting and watching, being a watchful friend to him. And like he was his spirit animal brought to life, that Were-Aykroyd who was always there for his special Were-celebrity lover and companion, that companion being Robin Williams, who during the day was the normally very straight-laced and high strung Natalia Peters. He remembered when Natalia as Robin first encountered him as the Were-Aykroyd, he looked at him with a look that screamed 'I'm in love', he remembered when 'Robin' referred to himself as a simp when discussing his attraction towards him, he remembered the nights they had together.
"We always have such good times together."
"Robin and you are meant to be, indeed."
"It always pains me to say goodbye to him."
Robin pretty much hated to be alone and having to wait for Dan to come back was always a bit of a problem for him, but he knew it was worth it. Having him as a friend and lover definitely paid off. Nathan thought about how sweet Dan and Robin's were-celeb relationship was, it was a relationship he wished that he himself had with his loved ones as he became even more entranced by Vic's words, remembering the dream he had with the massage scene. That massage scene was definitely the sexiest scene in any of the dreams next to the ghost seduction scene, and the hypnosis scene in the library.
"Robin really does love me doesn't he?"
"Of course he does, why wouldn't he? You help him with his problems and he helps you, you're both lovable."
"That transformation scene in your dream, it must have been pretty sexy."
"Oh yes...the scene in the library. The massage scene. All Were-Aykroyd transformations are naturally very sexy."
That's when he thought about the transformation scene as he became even more entranced and as he did so a series of warm sensations flowed through his body, his stomach gurgled a little as it slowly began to plump up and broaden, brown hairs slowly sprouted on it and on his navel area as his dark blue shirt slowly tightened due to his chest and torso growing and broadening, peeling his shirt open a little he could see brown hairs growing on his chest, and also on his arms and hands. His arms broadened as his hands enlarged, his skin slowly aging itself up to 68 years, giving him a mature look.
"Oooh, yeah i'm getting pretty sexy."
"That you are."
In addition to this the buttons on his shirt popped off a little but he carefully removed his shirt and put on a shirt which fit his growing build a bit better as his legs altered while his feet enlarged, two of the toes on each foot sticking together...giving him the appearance of having webbed toes as his rear plumped up, he purred a little..recognizing the thicc posterior he now possessed, that was the Were-Aykroyd's posterior...one that got him lots of attention from both genders, actually he got a lot of attention from both genders in general. He himself was bisexual, and not in the 'this character's sexuality has been changed to mock any and all accusations critics have made about this character' way, but in the sense he always had been that way but pretended to be straight to not come across as being homosexual according to his enemies.
He slowly grew in height to 6'1 as his shoulders and back broadened, his neckline altered as his hair darkened..becoming wavier as his forehead elevated in size, his eyebrows thickened and his eyes widened, with one turning from brown to green and one remaining brown, his nose broadening as a cleft materialized down the middle of it and his features plumped up, his lips became kissable, more so than ever as his features also contorted to become rather handsome, shifting to become Aykroydian...making him into a perfect physical double of Dan Aykroyd as his voice deepened, maturing and also contorting into the voice that went with his appearance, making him sound a lot like Aykroyd himself.
The way of the Were-Aykroyd is a mysterious but also oddly sexy one and he embraced every part of it, as he should...he of course was one himself, specifically he was a KING Were-Aykroyd and as such he was the leader of a group of them. He loved being around Vic and the other Were-Aykroyds, while he did like having Marillon as a friend he did find it odd how he got paired up with mostly non-morphic talking animal characters and while he did appreciate the love Marillon gave him, he felt that it wasn't genuine enough. And he felt that he always craved to be back with the other Were-Aykroyds instead. 'You know, as great as it was hanging out with Sulley and being his offspring briefly all was...it wasn't really as good as being with you guys, you guys truly understand me and at least you're my own species.'
'That's true, king.'
"I love Marillon and all but he's a handful sometimes. "
"Does he cause you trouble?"
"Often, I love the guy but that lovey-dovey stuff could be the death of me."
"Should we go after him?"
'Now now, just because I dislike his ways doesn't mean I hate him. True, he can be overly affectionate to the point of being needy and he is disobedient and I wish he wouldn't try to be a naturalist wannabe or at least try to keep his clothes on when he transforms. And I wish we did things other than snuggle and hug. I wish he'd step out of his lovey-dovey comfort zone but heh...nobody's perfect.' 'Except you of course.' 'Right. He's a mess, but he's my mess and he's my sometimes companion.' Nathan chuckled as the personality of his Were-Aykroyd persona influenced him and took over.
"That's our king, welcome back."
"No problem."
He examined himself...'Not to mention it's good to paired up with my own kind. That relationship with Queen Elanor didn't go well. Look all I said was that I was disappointed my non-Aykroydian self had to be stuck as a gooey bear just because he interacted with a bunch of gooey bears and she was rude to him too just because he said he thought bears were boring and dull. And I don't see why she was blaming him when she tried to take him away from me.' 'Oh my king...that must have been horrible.' 'You bet it was. Seeing my counterpart be paired up with characters who aren't even remotely humanoid just made me cry so much. Sulley and Louis the aligator, really? Look I love John Goodman as much as the next king does but he doesn't need to be Sulley to win me over...he's damn sexy enough as he is. And also Sulley's an entirely non-human monster.'
"Your counterpart must hate that.'
'Oh yes...he puts up with it just because Marillon is his and my friend but the pairings are awkward and weird. I mean seeing Simba doing the dirty dance with my counterpart even though he considered my counterpart a family member? He's a king for pete's sake, he should have more dignity than that.' 'Oh dear.' 'And don't get me started on Gloria...she's a freaking hippo that just happens to be able to talk, so not my counterpart's type. I know my counterpart loves overweight characters but definitely not hippos. Don't get me wrong, I think Jada Pinkett is a lovely woman, but he loves her as a human and not as Gloria.'
"True..."
'Plus you know how I am. I'm sorry but i'd feel awkward as all hell making out with someone who has the voice of the woman who married the man who tried to replace my beloved Robin as the Genie. You know how protective I am of Robin.' 'You and Robin have an irreplacable bond.' 'Indeed we do.' Nathan/Dan examined the photo that was taken of him and Robin together, the two of them truly were the best of friends and even more so, they were meant for each-other.
"Robin's your one and only it seems."
"Indeed he is, I love Robin so much."
"Lots of others love you too."
'Oh you know me, they can't keep my hands off of me.' 'Which must be quite an experience.' 'Indeed so, and I have met so many allies that way.' This Were-Aykroyd was bisexual, he had always been that way...both sexes were attracted ot him and he was the man to have in your crew. Of course being essentially the Kwisatz Haderach of Were-Aykroyds helped with that, and he embraced it and also kept a close eye on 'Nathan' who was his non-Aykroydian counterpart, making sure he stayed safe. Each day while Nathan was away, he would wait patiently, he was always there no matter where he went...there was Dan, and Dan would do anything to protect Nathan.
Dan the Were-Aykroyd always protected Nathan and watched over him, always bringing back to the Were-Aykroyd side whenever he strayed far away from it for too long, his hypnotic dream manipulation made sure of this, and of course Nathan was more than willing to let him transform him and make him into the handsome Were-Aykroyd he knew he was, nobody was likely to cross this guy. He especially loved finding new subjects and he especially loved Derek Hale, that alpha had great potential according to him and he couldn't wait to test that out.
"So what's your plan?"
"I've got one that will really show that us Were-Aykroyds aren't something to be taken lightly."
He thought to himself as he worked on a hypnosis program using one of Nathan's old files, this file was an audio file that was an original voice recording clip that somehow got messed up in the process of being recorded, he converted the audio file into a hypnosis audio file and unleashed that hypnosis file online, the file became a viral hit in the form of a song and gained Dan a fanbase, a fanbase of people who were thirsty for the Were-Aykroyd's ASMR-worthy tones, luckily he supplied that with his own series of ASMR videos on Youtube where he hypnotized his fans into being thralls for him and also turned the ones he loved the most into Were-Aykroyds like him. He later decided to introduce himself and his were-celebrity companion Robin Williams on the Discord server Simp Central, where they were both greeted with a huge amount of appreciation.
And thus with that..the Aykroyd-verse fandom was once again in full force and he couldn't have been any prouder for it, as for what happened later...he embraced all there was to be about being king of such an unique but fascinating and oddly sexy type of werecreature species, if you were a dummy thicc were-Aykroyd who is treated like royalty, you probably would too. The lesson here is that even though a Were-Aykroyd sounds like a myth and a story made up by Canadians to scare tourists, Were-Aykroyds are very real and when a Were-Aykroyd tells you that he is one and he's not lying, then he really is one. But don't worry, Were-Aykroyds are very loving.
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