World of Monsters

 You've probably seen this story before or at least several of them, and guessing by what it's in your mind you are probably thinking this is going to be some lame tf story with jokes that don't make sense unless you've read previous works from the same author, but this one isn't...this one's different.  Legends come in all shapes and sizes, but one legend that took one particular person more than a few attempts to believe was the legend of the Were-Aykroyd, a Canadian were-celebrity myth that was originally thought of as being an urban myth, mainly the myth stated that the victim of this 'curse' turned into Dan Aykroyd or characters of his and that there are several different types.  Nathan Forester was a shapeshifter himself, he had were-celebrity powers but he didn't want to believe that were-aykroyds existed. 'Hello Nate.  This is Matthew here.'  'Matthew J.Radke?'  'The one and only.'  'What are you doing in my Zoom s...

 Werebelushi: I feel the need to point this out but...just because an animal character can talk and walk like a person doesn't make them anthro, or even 'furry'.   I already pointed this out in a previous rant but how come some non-morphic animated animals can talk while others just make noises instead?  I know why the Pocahontas animals are mute, it's because Disney was trying to be different.  But why can the Brother Bear animals all talk in perfect English while when Queen Elinor is a bear she can only talk in bearish noises? She's a cursed human.  I don't recall the spell the witch cast on her stripping away her ability to talk and speak like a human being, just turning her into a bear.   I mean when Kuzco was turned into a llama, he was at least a talking llama and could speak to Pacha.  When Naveen and Tiana were frogs, they could still speak to each-other.  So how come Elinor can only growl when she's a bear?  How come some n...

 Werebelushi: Can someone tell me why shitposts/bot accounts on forums exist? I mean nobody is behind those accounts...are they just there because there's not enough members and I don't get the Tom Preston jokes.  I love binging cringy CWC related content because it's educational but I never got the Tom Preston jokes. Is Preston as bad as CWC or something?  I don't get the joke, I get that you think he's an egotistical prick who uses 'i'll improve at my own pace' as an excuse but is that it?   Look, this is why I don't get a-logging, just because you heard that one person is lulzy and pathetic and a horrible person doesn't mean you can conspire against them with your friends.  I mean look at these types of people did with Nathan. So what if Nathan has a ton of weight gain transformations and pig-people in his favorites? Let him like what he likes.  So what if he chimped out over a parody someone wrote? So what? That doesn't mean you can berat...

 By now we all know the story of Nathan's alter-ego the seductive Were-Aykroyd but what do we know about the Aykroyd-verse as a whole?  Well we know it exists and that multiple Aykroyds are out there,  but how did it start and how did the Were-Aykroyd come to be and how did he choose Nathan?   It began way back in early 2020, Nathan would constantly have dreams and visions of becoming Dan Aykroyd,  these involved psychic powers and possessions...at first he was embarassed to have them, he started out being weirded out by them but eventually he warmed up to it as he saw himself in Dan and he always thought about that angle and what it meant to him.  This fascination eventually evolved into a full on obsession.  Sure, people thought he was weird for it but weird was his specialty. 'Do you think you will get an answer to your Aykroyd related queries?'  'Probably somewhere in my dreams, yes.'  He thought about those dreams, thinking they mea...