TftW: Trump-Sized Problems.
TftW: Trump-Sized Problems.
NOTE:
This is a satirical transformation story of my character into Apprentice era Donald Trump, so please save all complaints for something more serious and take this for what it is. Also no 'Illuminati' jokes, that meme is overrused. This explains what the 2016 election did to his powers as well.
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I think that everyone can agree that 2016 was hard on them on both a physically and spiritual level with all the celebrity deaths, violent outbreaks, evil clown sightings, and so forth along with things like the Ghostbusters reboot, the legendary gorilla who received meme status, and of course the nightmare that was the election. Politics in general can be dangerous and sometimes full of hazards and problems that affect us as well as the people involved, and not just for humans but for supernatural creatures as well..monsters and politics can be dangerous when combined together.
Our hero Nathan for example was suffering particularly, especially due to his shapeshifting powers and what happened when these collided with the election cycle as a whole, you see - prior to this he hadn't considered going political but certain circumstances happened that collided with his powers causing him to do so. And he had to admit that letting out his more monstrous side on Twitter to respond to Trump's complaints was pretty satisfying, and also humorous.
But regarding his powers, the election cycle did take its toll on him numerous times with him involuntarily becoming Trump several times as a result, luckily it was always into one of two versions of pre-election Trump. It was either 90's era Trump or what he commonly referred to as 'Apprentice'-era Trump. And then there was the Trump spirit that would emerge and try to possess him, even in his dreams - it was messing with his powers and making them react in a way that they wouldn't normally do.
That spirit sure was incredibly persistant, no matter what he did - the spirit always kept returning and never gave up, making him Napoleonic in a sense. This proved to be a problem even when he was away from anything to do with politics as the spirit was always following him, and it was most certainly embarrassing to have this problem.
He was on his computer one afternoon looking up videos of transformation scenes when his browser started freezing up and flashing several times as a series of loud, piercing beeping sounds were heard, these beeping sounds startled him and made him have to restart his computer. He thought he was in the clear once he restarted but then the spirit made his appearance.
"Hello Nathan..."
"Oh great it's YOU....the tangerine spirit of Trumpiness."
"Yep...i'm back again for some fun."
"I wouldn't call what happened last time 'fun'."
"I would...because it was, messing with your powers and causing you to go all Trumpy in front of your friends like that was hilarious. And it gets funnier each and everytime I do it. It was a LOT of fun that's for sure."
"Not for me it wasn't...you should have seen how angry Lithius was."
"That stupid mutt always gets angry at you, that's not nice of him to do that."
"I know but he..."
"He can't help it? We all know that's a lie. Let's not forget the many times he has had hissyfits at you AND Mel on a regular basis. Such poor behavior. He should be ashamed of himself. I mean what kind of superhero has temper tantrums?"
"Well...yeah..."
"I mean he's acting just like..."
"You?"
"Well yes...."
"It's disgraceful. It's like he has undergone a bad case of Flanderization and isn't the Lithius I know anymore. I mean he felt left out during the election storyline so he did a script in which he turned evil out of humiliation and tried to kill Mel and kidnap Soo. And even worse...Liam had to butt in too.."
"I bet that really irks you doesn't it?"
"Yeah that script was terrible...I mean he would never turn evil due to humiliation. That is so cliche. Also...oh puhlease, only Mel can talk to the narrator like that. Liam and Lithius are both terrible at realizing that it's NOT their world, it's hers."
"I've seen him....he thinks he's the boss of her. He only thinks of her as this piece of fan-service, seriously out of all the alter-egos she has - he chooses to focus on the She-Hulk side of her? That's just sad."
"You know....someone should tell him that what he is doing isn't right."
"Hmmmm..."
"No...we're not doing THAT."
"Aaaaw come on....didn't you like me possessing you last time?"
"I hated it!"
"I thought it was fun....besides, you're gonna need my help on this one. Knowing how much of a pain both of them are. I mean one is a living teddy bear for pete's sake, how does he walk around with all that stuffing inside him? And don't get me started on the dog-boy...ugh, it must be a pain to try and clean up all that fur he sheds all over the place.."
"You know...as horrible as you are, you're right..."
"Exactly...so what do you say?"
"Oh alright...let's do this."
"That's more like it, now open wide..."
The Trump-like spirit charged right over as Nathan opened his mouth, in a few seconds he threw right down it and down his throat, possessing him in the process. His stomach gurgled for a few seconds before it stopped and all seemed calm. The spirit had settled in well and was getting quite adjusted to be in him.
"Okay...you've done the possession, now what?"
"Well...you know what must be done. First of all, this form won't do. If you are to be the boss of your two stupid friends you are going to need to get bigger. We need to make you more well....Trumpish..."
"Oh that's right...uh..."
"Don't worry, this has already happened countless times so you'll have no problem adjusting to this. Believe me...this will be good for both of us. Let's get this going shall we? I see we are in agreement here."
"Uhhh...yeah, let's..."
He stood back for a few seconds as his stomach gurgled several more times, his body started expanding and swelling, gaining 236lbs of not quite fat and not quite muscle as his chest and torso broadened, his stomach also swelling a bit but not too much as his arms broadened along with his hands, his skin was losing its imperfections as it glistened. In addition to this his spider themed button up shirt was slowly straining and tearing apart as the buttons popped off the front of it one by one before landing on the ground.
His legs and feet shifted to become akin to his arms and hands as his shirt continued to tear apart while his back broadened, his shirt tearing apart to reveal a business suit of some kind which was a navy bluish in color growing underneath along with a white shirt, and a matching pair of pants which was replacing his jeans. He began to feel slightly dizzy and disorientated as he elevated in height to 6'2, it was always difficult for him to adjust to being this size, mainly because of how big and bulky Trump's body was. His neckline altered as his hair fluffed up, platinum blonde hairs fusing with the brown ones in his hairline, at first giving him blonde highlights then lightening his hair and then turning completely platinum blonde, his brow furrowing a bit and becoming a bit more pronounced in the process.
Somehow this didn't seem as unpleasant as it originally started off as being, as a long crimson necktie of sorts wrapped itself around his neck, the necktie extended downwards to his stomach as well, his eyebrows thickening and blonding to match his hair. His eyes turning from brown to icy blue as they widened, his nose broadening and altering a bit as his lips filled up a bit, his expression slowly curving itself into a pseudo grimace as his cheekbones sharpened, his appearance in general shifting to look more Trumpish, specifically making him look like Apprentice era Trump.
He growled a few times as his voice gruffened to match his appearance, becoming fierce but quite authoritative and also stern in nature, shifting to become that of the person he resembled...which was to say he developed Trump's voice and mannerisms. Do not worry though, he wasn't election era Trump. His thoughts and memories shifted to complete his changes and he was now Donald Trump as he was as host of the hit show The Apprentice which by the way was not to be confused with the UK one.
"Ah...much better, don't you agree?"
"Definitely...this form is much more suitable. Although i'm still not used to walking around like this, I mean this form is huge. Or should I say...yuuge? Yeah, definitely huge. Oh well, I guess it's up to us..."
"Absolutely.."
"Honestly would it kill that stupid super-canine to clean up after himself? It's no wonder Mel can't stand being around him. He sheds more than Russell Brand and he smells like wet fur all the time. Not to mention he's trying to make her be something she's not. For shame. If this was one of the Apprentice challenges, I would have fired him already."
"Perfect...you turned out even better than I thought. You're perfectly Trumpish. And that's a wonderful thing. Now you're ready, but first we'll need to do something about this living space of yours..."
"You're right..."
And so with that the ground started shaking as the entirety of the area around him shifted into a perfect replica of Trump Tower which to him was perfect - because that was his own special place of business, his signature attraction, one that millions of people came to see, and it was his pride and joy. He knew it was the very best of locations and so did the tourists that came to visit it. He was Donald J. Trump after all.
As for what happened later, he spent the rest of the night organizing a meeting with Mel to discuss her boyfriend's behavior and also teaching her how to toughen up and take charge of her life, don't worry - he didn't want to delve into politics, he steered the hell away from it but he still acted as a responsible leader type.
Remember, that even if the year of 2016 did bring us plenty of bad things - it still brought us plenty of good things as well. In addition to this, sometimes getting political doesn't hurt - in fact in times like these, it's best to bite back and take a bite out of the political pie. After all, we can all do our part to make things better.
NOTE:
This is a satirical transformation story of my character into Apprentice era Donald Trump, so please save all complaints for something more serious and take this for what it is. Also no 'Illuminati' jokes, that meme is overrused. This explains what the 2016 election did to his powers as well.
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I think that everyone can agree that 2016 was hard on them on both a physically and spiritual level with all the celebrity deaths, violent outbreaks, evil clown sightings, and so forth along with things like the Ghostbusters reboot, the legendary gorilla who received meme status, and of course the nightmare that was the election. Politics in general can be dangerous and sometimes full of hazards and problems that affect us as well as the people involved, and not just for humans but for supernatural creatures as well..monsters and politics can be dangerous when combined together.
Our hero Nathan for example was suffering particularly, especially due to his shapeshifting powers and what happened when these collided with the election cycle as a whole, you see - prior to this he hadn't considered going political but certain circumstances happened that collided with his powers causing him to do so. And he had to admit that letting out his more monstrous side on Twitter to respond to Trump's complaints was pretty satisfying, and also humorous.
But regarding his powers, the election cycle did take its toll on him numerous times with him involuntarily becoming Trump several times as a result, luckily it was always into one of two versions of pre-election Trump. It was either 90's era Trump or what he commonly referred to as 'Apprentice'-era Trump. And then there was the Trump spirit that would emerge and try to possess him, even in his dreams - it was messing with his powers and making them react in a way that they wouldn't normally do.
That spirit sure was incredibly persistant, no matter what he did - the spirit always kept returning and never gave up, making him Napoleonic in a sense. This proved to be a problem even when he was away from anything to do with politics as the spirit was always following him, and it was most certainly embarrassing to have this problem.
He was on his computer one afternoon looking up videos of transformation scenes when his browser started freezing up and flashing several times as a series of loud, piercing beeping sounds were heard, these beeping sounds startled him and made him have to restart his computer. He thought he was in the clear once he restarted but then the spirit made his appearance.
"Hello Nathan..."
"Oh great it's YOU....the tangerine spirit of Trumpiness."
"Yep...i'm back again for some fun."
"I wouldn't call what happened last time 'fun'."
"I would...because it was, messing with your powers and causing you to go all Trumpy in front of your friends like that was hilarious. And it gets funnier each and everytime I do it. It was a LOT of fun that's for sure."
"Not for me it wasn't...you should have seen how angry Lithius was."
"That stupid mutt always gets angry at you, that's not nice of him to do that."
"I know but he..."
"He can't help it? We all know that's a lie. Let's not forget the many times he has had hissyfits at you AND Mel on a regular basis. Such poor behavior. He should be ashamed of himself. I mean what kind of superhero has temper tantrums?"
"Well...yeah..."
"I mean he's acting just like..."
"You?"
"Well yes...."
"It's disgraceful. It's like he has undergone a bad case of Flanderization and isn't the Lithius I know anymore. I mean he felt left out during the election storyline so he did a script in which he turned evil out of humiliation and tried to kill Mel and kidnap Soo. And even worse...Liam had to butt in too.."
"I bet that really irks you doesn't it?"
"Yeah that script was terrible...I mean he would never turn evil due to humiliation. That is so cliche. Also...oh puhlease, only Mel can talk to the narrator like that. Liam and Lithius are both terrible at realizing that it's NOT their world, it's hers."
"I've seen him....he thinks he's the boss of her. He only thinks of her as this piece of fan-service, seriously out of all the alter-egos she has - he chooses to focus on the She-Hulk side of her? That's just sad."
"You know....someone should tell him that what he is doing isn't right."
"Hmmmm..."
"No...we're not doing THAT."
"Aaaaw come on....didn't you like me possessing you last time?"
"I hated it!"
"I thought it was fun....besides, you're gonna need my help on this one. Knowing how much of a pain both of them are. I mean one is a living teddy bear for pete's sake, how does he walk around with all that stuffing inside him? And don't get me started on the dog-boy...ugh, it must be a pain to try and clean up all that fur he sheds all over the place.."
"You know...as horrible as you are, you're right..."
"Exactly...so what do you say?"
"Oh alright...let's do this."
"That's more like it, now open wide..."
The Trump-like spirit charged right over as Nathan opened his mouth, in a few seconds he threw right down it and down his throat, possessing him in the process. His stomach gurgled for a few seconds before it stopped and all seemed calm. The spirit had settled in well and was getting quite adjusted to be in him.
"Okay...you've done the possession, now what?"
"Well...you know what must be done. First of all, this form won't do. If you are to be the boss of your two stupid friends you are going to need to get bigger. We need to make you more well....Trumpish..."
"Oh that's right...uh..."
"Don't worry, this has already happened countless times so you'll have no problem adjusting to this. Believe me...this will be good for both of us. Let's get this going shall we? I see we are in agreement here."
"Uhhh...yeah, let's..."
He stood back for a few seconds as his stomach gurgled several more times, his body started expanding and swelling, gaining 236lbs of not quite fat and not quite muscle as his chest and torso broadened, his stomach also swelling a bit but not too much as his arms broadened along with his hands, his skin was losing its imperfections as it glistened. In addition to this his spider themed button up shirt was slowly straining and tearing apart as the buttons popped off the front of it one by one before landing on the ground.
His legs and feet shifted to become akin to his arms and hands as his shirt continued to tear apart while his back broadened, his shirt tearing apart to reveal a business suit of some kind which was a navy bluish in color growing underneath along with a white shirt, and a matching pair of pants which was replacing his jeans. He began to feel slightly dizzy and disorientated as he elevated in height to 6'2, it was always difficult for him to adjust to being this size, mainly because of how big and bulky Trump's body was. His neckline altered as his hair fluffed up, platinum blonde hairs fusing with the brown ones in his hairline, at first giving him blonde highlights then lightening his hair and then turning completely platinum blonde, his brow furrowing a bit and becoming a bit more pronounced in the process.
Somehow this didn't seem as unpleasant as it originally started off as being, as a long crimson necktie of sorts wrapped itself around his neck, the necktie extended downwards to his stomach as well, his eyebrows thickening and blonding to match his hair. His eyes turning from brown to icy blue as they widened, his nose broadening and altering a bit as his lips filled up a bit, his expression slowly curving itself into a pseudo grimace as his cheekbones sharpened, his appearance in general shifting to look more Trumpish, specifically making him look like Apprentice era Trump.
He growled a few times as his voice gruffened to match his appearance, becoming fierce but quite authoritative and also stern in nature, shifting to become that of the person he resembled...which was to say he developed Trump's voice and mannerisms. Do not worry though, he wasn't election era Trump. His thoughts and memories shifted to complete his changes and he was now Donald Trump as he was as host of the hit show The Apprentice which by the way was not to be confused with the UK one.
"Ah...much better, don't you agree?"
"Definitely...this form is much more suitable. Although i'm still not used to walking around like this, I mean this form is huge. Or should I say...yuuge? Yeah, definitely huge. Oh well, I guess it's up to us..."
"Absolutely.."
"Honestly would it kill that stupid super-canine to clean up after himself? It's no wonder Mel can't stand being around him. He sheds more than Russell Brand and he smells like wet fur all the time. Not to mention he's trying to make her be something she's not. For shame. If this was one of the Apprentice challenges, I would have fired him already."
"Perfect...you turned out even better than I thought. You're perfectly Trumpish. And that's a wonderful thing. Now you're ready, but first we'll need to do something about this living space of yours..."
"You're right..."
And so with that the ground started shaking as the entirety of the area around him shifted into a perfect replica of Trump Tower which to him was perfect - because that was his own special place of business, his signature attraction, one that millions of people came to see, and it was his pride and joy. He knew it was the very best of locations and so did the tourists that came to visit it. He was Donald J. Trump after all.
As for what happened later, he spent the rest of the night organizing a meeting with Mel to discuss her boyfriend's behavior and also teaching her how to toughen up and take charge of her life, don't worry - he didn't want to delve into politics, he steered the hell away from it but he still acted as a responsible leader type.
Remember, that even if the year of 2016 did bring us plenty of bad things - it still brought us plenty of good things as well. In addition to this, sometimes getting political doesn't hurt - in fact in times like these, it's best to bite back and take a bite out of the political pie. After all, we can all do our part to make things better.
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