TftW: Roseanne's Return.
TftW: Roseanne's Return.
NOTE:
This is another story in the vein of Artist-SRF's work and it is of someone turning into Roseanne Barr's character from the sitcom 'Roseanne' - it also has supernatural and humorous elements to it.
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There are certain users on Deviantart who are just questionable, morally questionable and questionable in other ways - whether it be their behavior, their gallery or their existence in general, there are just some things that make you question them or wonder why they're even around. These people are known for being dubious and generally should be avoided at all costs.
Nathan aka Monstermaster13 dealt with one of these not too long ago, this user known as ColdBloodedOne (Corban Lanison) was known for his puzzling behavior and his equally as puzzling gallery, it was difficult to decipher whether or not he was trolling especailly when his gallery consisted of such things as a man shooting himself in the head, a body where a man's genitalia was replaced with a gun, memes that didn't get the point of the original intent. Like thinking Mario was a Pokemon character or that Naruto and Yu-gi-oh were the same thing. Both of which were entirely different.
One picture he posted was directed at Nathan and was called a 'house for you', and it just depicted what appeared to be a cardboard box. Why? Because apparently he thought Nathan would more likely end up as a homeless person. Then again he didn't seem to think straight at all. He was a real dim bulb.
"What is this?"
"It's for you..."
"More like you're insulting me with it. Really? You think i'd wind up homeless? Dude, that's NOT what my house looks like. Besides, what is a 5'7 guy like me going to do with a box, huh?"
"It's still better than that fictional house that looks like a piece of crap.."
"FICTIONAL? Ummm...excuse me, but my residence is anything but fictional."
"You'd be better off in an apartment with lots of cats..."
"What? Who do you think I am? The crazy cat-lady from The Simpsons?"
"At least i'm working towards a feasible goal...unlike you. I mean you wanted to be part of the Blackadder family. Are you some kind of Brit-freak fanboy wannabe or something? I mean it's like you're obsessed with being part of a bloodline that you don't have or aren't apart of."
"Hey! If you don't like Blackadder or britcoms in general, then you have poor taste in comedy. You probably think that Seltzerberg's movies are high art and that troll sites are the greatest thing to happen to comedy since The Three Stooges. Picking on other people isn't funny and it never will be."
"WHAT?"
"Also...is that Pokememe thing your idea of a joke? Because if it is I am not laughing. For one thing...you got Mudkip mixed up with Pikachu. Pikachu is an electric type and Mudkip is a water/ground type hybrid. Also...Mario is NOT a Pokemon. Just because he's a character also made by Nintendo doesn't mean he is a Pokemon of any kind. What's next? Are you going to say that Lara Croft is a Tekken character just because she's from a game series ALSO created by Sony? The Pokemon you drew was Ditto, the shapeshifter and NOT Poliwrath."
"But..."
"Also....what? Lesbian and bondage are NOT Pokemon types, the former is a term for a homosexual female and the second is a type of kink/fetish. Also what's with the image of a woman in a Pokeball themed bra? Is she supposed to be Katy Perry or something? And again with Ditto? Magikarp is a fish who becomes a fierce sea-serpent NOT a shapeshifting purple blob of ooze. Also dude...is that your best go at making a pokeflute? That's a penis with smoke coming out of it. You're sick."
"What? But I was..."
"Joking? Sadly though I do not think it is funny.
"But..."
"But nothing, you clearly have no idea how real humor works. Also...don't lie, you know that you copypasta'd the words of my best friends's journal and warped them around to make him look like he's the enemy instead of you. Also...how can you be rooting against a group that you are also supporting? That's just confusing if you ask me. Also if I ever run into your dumb friends I will tell them that those unflattering DA-Muro pictures of Rowan Atkinson were insulting and terrible. I mean really? Stick figure versions of Mr Bean and Johnny English with penises and one of Mr Bean supposedly jerking off? You are sickening, you know that, sickening."
"Well..."
"I don't care what your excuse is. I don't care if your friends think their own works is amusing, it is disgusting and wrong on so many levels. That sickens me even more than that video one internet troll did of me humping Russell Brand. Ugh...and that one video some dickhead on Youtube who was pretending to be a psychologist using a waterbottle to pretend to urinate on a photo of Christopher Walken. Also how can you NOT be familar with the Yu-gi-oh abridged series?"
"Uhhh..."
"Also...you used a Yu-Gi-Oh meme and called it a Naruto meme? Dude, those are both entirely different shows. Also that is NOT how real parody works. I'm sorry but it's not...you need to try again."
"Uhhh..."
"Also...wow...failure to understand sarcasm much?"
"Uhhh..."
"Because you don't understand how comedy is supposed to work. I guess I should show you...in the best way that I can. By schooling you in the art of comedy in a supernatural way, which means..."
He clicked his fingers for a few seconds, before letting out several blasts of dark purple supernatural energy - then making him levitate in the air and dropping him on the ground, he then brought the troublesome truant come closer to him before using his supernatural powers to teach him a lesson. A lesson in comedy that is. This lesson was no ordinary comedy lesson though as Corban clearly noticed when his skin slowly began to lose its imperfections and smoothen.
His arms took on a more womanly shape as they broadened a bit with his hands following suit, in addition to this his fingernails lengthened as his chest and torso broadened, two large plus sized breasts formed on the former as his hips expanded, his back arching and expanding as his legs broadened but became a bit leggier as his feet shifted in shape to match his hands, his clothing slowly morphing themselves into an entirely new outfit that was a checkered red top and skirt with a blue denim jacket to go with it. He yelped as his privates retracted and were replaced on the female variant.
Now he could feel himself slowly shrinking down to 5'4 as he looked at his new build, he weighed 214lbs and he was basically resembling what you would call a BBW, his hair slowly lengthened and turned from its normal color to a tawny brown or blackish color as his eyebrows thinned, his eyes widening as eyelashes blossomed around them. His features slowly altering and feminizing as his face rounded out, giving him the face to match his body, in fact appearance wise he looked exactly like Roseanne Conner.
A few paces later and his voice elevated in octave and pitch until it shifted several times and become the voice that matched his appearance, which was to say he also now sounded like her, his or her memories shifted and altered, traces of 'Corban' were absorbed and replaced with those of a woman named Roseanne Conner. Yes, that was who she was - Roseanne Conner or just plain 'Roseanne'.
"It's good to have you back, Roseanne.."
"Well it's good to BE back.."
"How does it feel making a comeback?"
"Pretty damn good!"
"So have you got anything planned for tonight?"
"Well I've got a lot of work to do, specifically i've got to rewrite the ending of my show. I feel the 'it was just a story' thing didn't work and well...I kind of miss Dan. Heck, I really miss that guy."
"I'll leave you to it then."
And so with that Nathan left Roseanne to do what she planned on doing, Roseanne spent the night rewriting the ending of her show which later resulted in her husband Dan coming back along with everyone else. She continued to work hard on her little comeback/reunion episode, now that everyone was with her.
As for what happened later, she celebrated with her family and continued doing what she did best which was making everyone laugh and being the Mama Bear counterpart to her Dan's Papa Wolf persona and overall nature. She now lived the life she had always dreamed of and she got to continue doing it for weeks to come, yes - the loud and proud Roseanne was back and better than ever.
Remember my friends, if there is someone out there who questions your tastes in comedy, teach them a lesson by teaching them about how comedy in general is supposed to go, by showing them in a supernatural way. Take them inside a sitcom of your choice or better yet - make them into the characters of said show.
NOTE:
This is another story in the vein of Artist-SRF's work and it is of someone turning into Roseanne Barr's character from the sitcom 'Roseanne' - it also has supernatural and humorous elements to it.
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There are certain users on Deviantart who are just questionable, morally questionable and questionable in other ways - whether it be their behavior, their gallery or their existence in general, there are just some things that make you question them or wonder why they're even around. These people are known for being dubious and generally should be avoided at all costs.
Nathan aka Monstermaster13 dealt with one of these not too long ago, this user known as ColdBloodedOne (Corban Lanison) was known for his puzzling behavior and his equally as puzzling gallery, it was difficult to decipher whether or not he was trolling especailly when his gallery consisted of such things as a man shooting himself in the head, a body where a man's genitalia was replaced with a gun, memes that didn't get the point of the original intent. Like thinking Mario was a Pokemon character or that Naruto and Yu-gi-oh were the same thing. Both of which were entirely different.
One picture he posted was directed at Nathan and was called a 'house for you', and it just depicted what appeared to be a cardboard box. Why? Because apparently he thought Nathan would more likely end up as a homeless person. Then again he didn't seem to think straight at all. He was a real dim bulb.
"What is this?"
"It's for you..."
"More like you're insulting me with it. Really? You think i'd wind up homeless? Dude, that's NOT what my house looks like. Besides, what is a 5'7 guy like me going to do with a box, huh?"
"It's still better than that fictional house that looks like a piece of crap.."
"FICTIONAL? Ummm...excuse me, but my residence is anything but fictional."
"You'd be better off in an apartment with lots of cats..."
"What? Who do you think I am? The crazy cat-lady from The Simpsons?"
"At least i'm working towards a feasible goal...unlike you. I mean you wanted to be part of the Blackadder family. Are you some kind of Brit-freak fanboy wannabe or something? I mean it's like you're obsessed with being part of a bloodline that you don't have or aren't apart of."
"Hey! If you don't like Blackadder or britcoms in general, then you have poor taste in comedy. You probably think that Seltzerberg's movies are high art and that troll sites are the greatest thing to happen to comedy since The Three Stooges. Picking on other people isn't funny and it never will be."
"WHAT?"
"Also...is that Pokememe thing your idea of a joke? Because if it is I am not laughing. For one thing...you got Mudkip mixed up with Pikachu. Pikachu is an electric type and Mudkip is a water/ground type hybrid. Also...Mario is NOT a Pokemon. Just because he's a character also made by Nintendo doesn't mean he is a Pokemon of any kind. What's next? Are you going to say that Lara Croft is a Tekken character just because she's from a game series ALSO created by Sony? The Pokemon you drew was Ditto, the shapeshifter and NOT Poliwrath."
"But..."
"Also....what? Lesbian and bondage are NOT Pokemon types, the former is a term for a homosexual female and the second is a type of kink/fetish. Also what's with the image of a woman in a Pokeball themed bra? Is she supposed to be Katy Perry or something? And again with Ditto? Magikarp is a fish who becomes a fierce sea-serpent NOT a shapeshifting purple blob of ooze. Also dude...is that your best go at making a pokeflute? That's a penis with smoke coming out of it. You're sick."
"What? But I was..."
"Joking? Sadly though I do not think it is funny.
"But..."
"But nothing, you clearly have no idea how real humor works. Also...don't lie, you know that you copypasta'd the words of my best friends's journal and warped them around to make him look like he's the enemy instead of you. Also...how can you be rooting against a group that you are also supporting? That's just confusing if you ask me. Also if I ever run into your dumb friends I will tell them that those unflattering DA-Muro pictures of Rowan Atkinson were insulting and terrible. I mean really? Stick figure versions of Mr Bean and Johnny English with penises and one of Mr Bean supposedly jerking off? You are sickening, you know that, sickening."
"Well..."
"I don't care what your excuse is. I don't care if your friends think their own works is amusing, it is disgusting and wrong on so many levels. That sickens me even more than that video one internet troll did of me humping Russell Brand. Ugh...and that one video some dickhead on Youtube who was pretending to be a psychologist using a waterbottle to pretend to urinate on a photo of Christopher Walken. Also how can you NOT be familar with the Yu-gi-oh abridged series?"
"Uhhh..."
"Also...you used a Yu-Gi-Oh meme and called it a Naruto meme? Dude, those are both entirely different shows. Also that is NOT how real parody works. I'm sorry but it's not...you need to try again."
"Uhhh..."
"Also...wow...failure to understand sarcasm much?"
"Uhhh..."
"Because you don't understand how comedy is supposed to work. I guess I should show you...in the best way that I can. By schooling you in the art of comedy in a supernatural way, which means..."
He clicked his fingers for a few seconds, before letting out several blasts of dark purple supernatural energy - then making him levitate in the air and dropping him on the ground, he then brought the troublesome truant come closer to him before using his supernatural powers to teach him a lesson. A lesson in comedy that is. This lesson was no ordinary comedy lesson though as Corban clearly noticed when his skin slowly began to lose its imperfections and smoothen.
His arms took on a more womanly shape as they broadened a bit with his hands following suit, in addition to this his fingernails lengthened as his chest and torso broadened, two large plus sized breasts formed on the former as his hips expanded, his back arching and expanding as his legs broadened but became a bit leggier as his feet shifted in shape to match his hands, his clothing slowly morphing themselves into an entirely new outfit that was a checkered red top and skirt with a blue denim jacket to go with it. He yelped as his privates retracted and were replaced on the female variant.
Now he could feel himself slowly shrinking down to 5'4 as he looked at his new build, he weighed 214lbs and he was basically resembling what you would call a BBW, his hair slowly lengthened and turned from its normal color to a tawny brown or blackish color as his eyebrows thinned, his eyes widening as eyelashes blossomed around them. His features slowly altering and feminizing as his face rounded out, giving him the face to match his body, in fact appearance wise he looked exactly like Roseanne Conner.
A few paces later and his voice elevated in octave and pitch until it shifted several times and become the voice that matched his appearance, which was to say he also now sounded like her, his or her memories shifted and altered, traces of 'Corban' were absorbed and replaced with those of a woman named Roseanne Conner. Yes, that was who she was - Roseanne Conner or just plain 'Roseanne'.
"It's good to have you back, Roseanne.."
"Well it's good to BE back.."
"How does it feel making a comeback?"
"Pretty damn good!"
"So have you got anything planned for tonight?"
"Well I've got a lot of work to do, specifically i've got to rewrite the ending of my show. I feel the 'it was just a story' thing didn't work and well...I kind of miss Dan. Heck, I really miss that guy."
"I'll leave you to it then."
And so with that Nathan left Roseanne to do what she planned on doing, Roseanne spent the night rewriting the ending of her show which later resulted in her husband Dan coming back along with everyone else. She continued to work hard on her little comeback/reunion episode, now that everyone was with her.
As for what happened later, she celebrated with her family and continued doing what she did best which was making everyone laugh and being the Mama Bear counterpart to her Dan's Papa Wolf persona and overall nature. She now lived the life she had always dreamed of and she got to continue doing it for weeks to come, yes - the loud and proud Roseanne was back and better than ever.
Remember my friends, if there is someone out there who questions your tastes in comedy, teach them a lesson by teaching them about how comedy in general is supposed to go, by showing them in a supernatural way. Take them inside a sitcom of your choice or better yet - make them into the characters of said show.
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